I'm really immortal

In order to divert Liu Changan's attention and delay his time to go to school, Zhu Juntang had to leak a lot of secrets. Maybe he would be on guard against him next time he carried out a conspiracy against him.

But there is nothing that can be done about it. Fighting with his father is endless fun. Zhu Juntang feels that he still maintains a positive attitude towards learning in general. The current resistance is mainly to compete with Liu Changan and show off his wit.

In five or six million years, I will take the initiative to go to school, and I will rarely be late or skip school.

However, Zhu Juntang's attempt to get rid of the fate of going to school by slowing down his breakfast was still not feasible.

After Liu Changan basically figured out who would enter the dream world and what was the basis for Shangguan Dandan to realize this operation, he no longer wanted to continue working with Zhu Juntang.

He snatched the grapefruit meat from Zhu Juntang's hand and ate it in one bite.

Then drink her juice in one gulp.

There are often as many as forty or fifty varieties of breakfast in Zhujuntang, each of which is only as small as a chopstick. Liu Changan eats them all in one bowl.

She could only sit blankly at the dining table and stare at him. There was no breakfast as a tool to delay time.

Many children eat like counting rice. They hold a bowl of rice, use chopsticks to pick up two grains of rice, and put it to their mouths. After their parents prompt them, they slowly hold one grain in their lips, and then put the remaining grain in their mouths. Return to bowl.

At this time, parents should not coax or urge him, but rather grab his rice bowl and eat it himself, and then starve him until the next meal to see if he will behave like this again.

Zhu Juntang looked quite big, but his problems were no different from those of a child. Liu Changan chose the correct education method.

Driving her to the car and giving her a beating not only maintained her majesty and leadership in front of the bread man, but also took care of her self-esteem. It also served as a discipline, and Liu Changan himself felt refreshed.

"You... you bad old man... ever since... ever since you knew that I am a peerless fairy with... the ability to transform. It takes many years for a human being to give birth to a fairy. A mere injury will not do anything to me. You After beating me, he even skipped the step of spitting to treat my injuries..." Zhu Juntang sobbed, feeling that a lot of his father's love had been lost.

There may be reasons for this due to Yan Qingcheng and Liu Qianqian, but they are not as good as Zhu Juntang. As Zhu Juntang grows in the future, he will eventually realize that only the supreme master of the universe is the most qualified to inherit the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect. The fairy in the Lord's place.

You don't have to worry too much about losing the qualifications to be the heir and give up fighting with him. This is also a kind of experience that can make you more cunning, cunning and resourceful.

"You promised yourself well that you would go to school obediently today, but from the moment you got up, you have been trying to skip class. Can you not get beaten?" Liu Changan's tone was softer.

He also knew very well that even though she looked like a pitiful little girl, as soon as she found a topic that could ridicule him, she would immediately reveal her true colors, and Liu Changan would be so angry that he would burst into anger in just a few words. Smoking can, at best, shatter your eardrums and stop her from beeping, or at worst, burst your heart.

"Obviously...Obviously in the dream last night, you hugged me to sleep. You would rather stay still...and didn't want to disturb my sleep. You seemed to love me so much, but then you were so cruel when you woke up!"

Zhu Juntang was heartbroken while holding his favorite little quilt. There were many melodious patterns on this quilt. They were running, playing, eating grass, and doing whatever they wanted on the green grassland, which represented Zhu Juntang’s uninhibited desire for freedom. Heart.

"You also know that it was a dream?"

"Shouldn't parents realize their daughter's dreams?"

"The key is that your dreams are often just wishful thinking! Either you want to usurp the throne, or you want to ride on my neck and become a tyrant, and you want me to become a walking zombie. If all your dreams come true, how about you having me?" "If Liu Changan wasn't free, he wouldn't want to talk to her at all.

By the way, talking to her directly is often harmful to physical and mental health. Liu Changan understands why Su Mei often sends messages to Zhu Juntang through Zhongqing instead of talking to her directly.

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and looked at it. Although this thing will slowly lower people's IQ, especially it has a great impact on all aspects of thinking logic, memory ability, and reading ability, compared with the harm Zhu Juntang did to him, it is still acceptable.

Zhu Juntang covered himself with the quilt and lay motionless on the seat. Usurping the throne was a must. Riding on Liu Changan's neck and dominating him was an lofty ideal that could not be shaken for a hundred million years. As for letting him become The walking zombie who only loves her as a daughter, can he give up?

Thinking about his various strategies in his mind, Zhu Juntang raised one foot and put it on Liu Changan to show that although he had been punished by him, he could still suppress him a little.

Exposing his eyes from the quilt, Zhu Juntang glanced out the car window and saw Liu Yuewang sitting on the roadside talking to someone.

There was a traffic jam ahead and the traffic was moving slowly. Zhu Juntang quickly knelt by the car window and watched, then turned around and greeted Liu Changan, "Dad, Professor Liu is lonely and unbearable, and he is letting people touch his little hands in broad daylight."

Liu Changan originally didn't want to pay attention to her, but he still had to care about his girlfriend's mother based on his identity, so he took a look.

Professor Liu is looking for someone to tell his fortune.

So Liu Chang'an suspected that Zhu Juntang knew that it was fortune telling, and just said that on purpose. Taiwan Island has not experienced various ideological education and revolutionary movements. It is a place where the dregs of Chinese tradition are gathered together. When it comes to superstition, Taiwan Island is It is one of the best in the Chinese cultural circle.

Zhu Juntang was exposed to such an environment, it was impossible that he had not seen it before.

But those who do this over there usually open a shop, or even if it's not easy, they just set up a stall and create a sign. But here in Junsha, if you want to open a shop with a fortune-telling sign, it is an act of provocation to the country. , suspected of feudal superstition activities, and could not obtain a business license.

Junsha's fortune tellers are often like street girls. They appear in some relatively remote urban-rural areas. When they see passers-by, they raise their eyebrows, show a mysterious or flattering smile, and say hello in a low voice. Boss, tell your fortune."

Some people were misunderstood and approached quietly. When they heard it was fortune telling, they immediately lost interest and thought it was soliciting prostitution.

Some people prepare one or two small benches in corners of parks where middle-aged and elderly people are concentrated, and hold a card with a gossip on it and write their name and service content, which is considered to be very particular.

The fortune teller in the park always has his own relatively fixed sitter.

The sitter is usually a middle-aged woman in her forties or fifties, wearing gold and silver.

Whenever a passerby stops and seems to be a potential customer, the fortune teller starts talking in a casual manner, and the shills nod frequently. Some actors will shout, clap their hands and marvel, to show that the fortune teller is very accurate!

"You still have Professor Liu's class to attend today, don't forget it." Liu Changan warned Zhu Juntang that she could not understand many of the courses in school now, but it was impossible not to understand what Professor Liu taught, as long as she studied hard , can increase knowledge.

Liu Changan sincerely hopes that she can correctly grasp historical and cultural allusions, idiom stories and the correct usage of idioms. Every time he hears her using or stigmatizing idioms that are one of the essences of the Chinese language, he wants to beat her.

Many idioms that have been passed down for thousands of years concisely and vividly express profound cultural connotations, life principles, and elegant literary charm. However, they have been cleverly distorted and stigmatized by some people. They are really vulgar and vulgar - Zhu Juntang is Such boring people.

"Liuchacha Bagua, good and bad luck, misfortune, marriage, wealth, fortune telling, palmistry, dream interpretation, word detection..." Zhu Juntang saw the fortune teller's sign, read it all the way, and said with great certainty, "Professor Liu must be the interpreter of dreams. "

"Liu Chacha... that's the Six Yao. Six Yao fortune telling originated from Li Junming's Yixue research system during the Shangguan Dandan period. Shangguan Dandan probably knew the founders of these fortune tellers, the Six Yao Bagua. If you go to the countryside, everyone will There are always a few elderly people in the village who know how to judge the sixty-four hexagrams of King Wen, the six-line method and so on."

Liu Changan was a little nostalgic. When he lived in the countryside, every family would take out a pair of horn hexagrams and sandalwood hexagrams from their collection to ask the ancestors what they meant during festivals and festivals. It was usually simple. The hexagrams are divided into treasure hexagrams, yin hexagrams and yang hexagrams. You pick them up and throw them away until you are satisfied with the hexagrams.

If it takes too many times to throw the Bao Gua, it means that the ancestors do not agree or are willing to protect it, and they will inevitably feel uneasy, so they will add more incense, money, paper, and burn it, and try it again.

If the hexagram goes well this time, it means that the ancestors have agreed, the gloom in their hearts will disappear, and everyone will be happy.

Some people born in the 1970s, 1980s or even the early 1990s may have some memories and impressions, but those born in the 2000s and 2000s in cities probably don’t know.

Zhu Juntang was not interested in what "Liu Cha Cha" read or what it did. He analyzed wittily, "Professor Liu must have come here to ask for someone to interpret the dream because of last night's dream. Normal dreams are forgotten by everyone when they wake up. Yes, the dream interpretation must have caused a major psychological impact and influence on her."

"I suggest you stop analyzing." Knowing that Zhu Juntang never had anything nice to say, Liu Changan warned him calmly. After all, she was just talking about Liu Yuewang, and there was no reason for him to beat her up right away to stop her from talking nonsense. Eight ways.

"Nightmares generally have a major impact on people's minds. However, after nightmares, people will adjust themselves psychologically. Unless the nightmare continues to affect the mental state and causes long-term uneasiness, the solution to the dream will be triggered. Desire... Professor Liu came early in the morning, so there is no long-term impact, so the possibility of her having a nightmare and interpreting it is very small."

The road blockage eased and the car gradually moved forward. Zhu Juntang turned to look at Professor Liu who was walking away, his eyes shining with alertness and thoughtfulness.

Liu Changan said nothing. Could she use 30 to 40% of her observation and analysis skills in study?

"Since it is not a nightmare, but it can still have a major impact and impact on her mind, then the situation in the dream should be the kind of dream that brings guilt, guilt, and shame."

"The important thing is that, like nightmares, if these feelings are just dream scenes that have nothing to do with reality, you will soon be relieved. Just like you dreamed..." Zhu Juntang tried to give a chestnut.

"If you don't want to lose your language function, don't use me as an example." Liu Changan gently stroked the head of his baby daughter, and the atmosphere of fatherly love and daughterly filial piety permeated the carriage.

"Just like I dreamed that I won the position of the leader of the sect, you were lonely and cold because you lost your power. The sense of loss that you no longer have power makes your back look like an abdicated monkey king in the sunset, watching the young monkeys chatting with others. The female monkey..." Zhu Juntang paid attention to his wording and carefully grabbed Liu Changan's hand to prevent him from suddenly quaking.

Liu Changan took a deep breath. He was a little concerned about Liu Yuewang, but because of the gap in IQ and EQ, it was difficult for him to lower his cognitive level to figure out some things about Liu Yuewang.

Zhu Juntang and Liu Yuewang can be called a pair of losers and novices. They can understand each other, and it is useful to listen to Zhu Juntang's opinions.

Through calm observation, Zhu Juntang determined that his father wanted to know the conclusion of his analysis of Liu Yuewang. He suddenly felt a little proud, spread a small quilt on him, and then lay on the small quilt again, holding his hands on his chest, exposing Zhuge Mie. Hey, hold on to the momentum of the spider.

"In this kind of dream, I felt a little guilty. But after I woke up, this guilt disappeared, because I knew it was just an illusion and had nothing to do with reality. You are not a lonely and cold figure in the sunset. , but the hundred thousand mountains suppressing me."

"Looking at Professor Liu's current situation, the dream has affected her so much that she can't wait to interpret it, which means that her dream probably reflects some kind of psychology, behavior, or even her current experience in reality. It's guilt. , is it guilt, is it shame? Or is it a combination of both, a sense of betrayal that cannot be let go at all."

Zhu Juntang's eyes rolled around, and he gradually wrapped the quilt around himself to form a kind of protection. He did not look at Liu Changan's face and continued to talk to himself, "If you have a dream about immorality, ask a fortune teller to tell it. Even if the fortune teller is a professional, she will probably speak in a cryptic or even distorted way."

"Just like patients often deceive doctors in order to get the doctor's diagnosis of his condition to be more in line with his desired results... Well, so Professor Liu is just doing something to deceive herself and others, and is not tactful at all. From this, it can be concluded that she is not She is not smart enough to be my teacher, so I don’t have to attend her class today.”

Liu Changan lowered his raised hand. As long as she didn't incorporate him into it, there would be no problem with her diverging her thoughts here... If it weren't for her temperament of opening a dyeing workshop just by giving her some color, Liu Changan would even want to nod her approval. analysis.

As for what exactly Professor Liu dreamed about, Liu Changan didn't want to analyze it, and he didn't want to know. Why should he care about other people's dreams?

Dreams often involve privacy, and it is immoral to pry into other people's privacy. Liu Changan has a noble character and does not do such a thing.

But after discovering that Zhu Juntang was still trying to avoid studying, Liu Changan's heart was as firm as the Himalayas, and he couldn't bear it.

Why does this incredible creature exist?

Why does she exist in this world?

How could she appear in this world?

Such a creature should not be born in a normal world. There must be something wrong with this world.

Just as he felt uncomfortable inside, Zhu Juntang jumped off him again, asked the driver to stop, and then ran towards Liu Yuewang with his hands one by one.

Liu Changan looked at the time and saw that the first class was almost over, so he did not catch up. If she dared to miss the second class, he would personally make up for her until twelve o'clock tonight!

Zhu Juntang went to Liu Yuewang, of course, not to say hello or anything.

Opportunities often fall from the sky, but few people look up to discover them. To seize opportunities and become a man of the times, one must have keen observation and efficient action like Zhu Juntang.

Based on the content of most people's dreams last night, Zhu Juntang was actually able to figure out Liu Yuewang's dream nine out of ten times.

She didn't say anything, because she wanted to say it in front of Liu Chang'an. She suspected that Liu Yuewang's dream was something immoral, such as "looking at Chang'an under the moon", and the bad old man must have been bleating.

Now that I have guessed such information, I would be sorry for my own ingenuity if I didn't take advantage of it.

"Professor Liu, why are you here?" Zhu Juntang walked up behind Liu Yuewang and patted her shoulder gently.

Liu Yuewang looked back and saw that it was Zhu Juntang. He patted his chest and stood up. The panic in his eyes disappeared in a flash. He hurriedly took out two hundred yuan in cash from his bag and gave it to the fortune teller.

"You...I'm telling you...Hey, don't leave, I haven't finished yet..."

Liu Yuewang quickly pulled Zhu Juntang aside and sneered, "This is feudal superstition. I was just curious, so I just asked."

"Did you have a dream last night?" Zhu Juntang looked Liu Yuewang up and down. She was indeed a stunning beauty.

Professor Liu seemed to be absent-minded today. He got up early and rushed to interpret his dream. Naturally, he did not dress up carefully.

But the spring scenery at this moment is still so exciting, like flower bones the size of rice grains hidden under the leaves, which makes you happy when you open the green leaves.

It's more like the gurgling spring water, without the coldness of winter mixed with ice and snow. When you reach out and touch some water, you will feel warm and moist. It makes people think of the plump duck. When the water is warm, the fish float in the shallow water and taste the contents. The beauty is intoxicating, and I just want to dive deeper and find the fun under the water... But it is difficult for those women who wear heavy makeup and want all their charm to be piled on the surface.

It would be a pity for a woman like this not to be included in the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect and become an important asset used by Zhu Juntang to control the Taishang Sect Master.

"Yeah...how do you know?" Liu Yuewang did not deny it. There was nothing to feel guilty about dreaming, and it was impossible for others to know what she dreamed about.

"I chatted with An Nuan this morning. She also had a dream last night." Zhu Juntang rolled his eyes, showing some teasing. He first provoked Liu Yuewang to feel guilty, so that she would be a little flustered and not so calm and calm. ... After all, Liu Yuewang was able to guess the existence of Zhu Juntang's peerless password, so he had to use some thought to deal with it.

Zhu Juntang did not chat with An Nuan, but An Nuan participated in the dream as his daughter-in-law last night, so she would naturally dream.

Professor Liu may have had an immoral dream, and it is impossible for him to communicate with An Nuan, so Zhu Juntang's lies will naturally not be exposed.

"She had a dream last night...Why did you guess that I had a dream too?" Liu Yuewang was surprised. Is there any connection between them?

"Have you ever heard of bleating thinking?"

"No."

Zhu Juntang nodded. Not everyone is as knowledgeable as himself, and only the bad old man can barely keep up with him. "My thinking is like a group of sheep running freely on the green grassland. Some of them eat There is some grass... Well, it means that in a group of sheep, if one of them is beaten by a dragon and screams, the other sheep will also feel the pain."

Liu Yuewang couldn't help being shocked. This... what did Zhu Juntang want to say? What does she know?

Zhu Juntang paid attention to Liu Yuewang's expression. When she said this, Liu Yuewang had such a big reaction. Could it be that she had already experienced the influence of her thinking? For example, Liu Changan beat An Nuan, but Professor Liu was in pain.

Most likely... Since Liu Yuewang has had such an experience, she will be more likely to fall into the trap if she has preconceptions.

Zhu Juntang looked as usual and continued: "I am certain that the dream you had last night was due to the influence of An Nuan's dream. According to the principle of Bie Ya's thinking, she sensed her dream."

Liu Yuewang watched Zhu Juntang's eyes darting around, looking like he was about to do something insidious and cunning. He knew that she probably had bad intentions, but at this time he couldn't deal with it calmly. He felt guilty and only wanted Zhu Juntang to do something sinister and cunning. I can't guess the scene in my dream.

"There is nothing we can do about this. You and An Nuan have both taken the nutrients Liu Changan gave you, right?"

"Ah... He gave me some facial cream. It was originally applied on my face, but it always tasted delicious..." Liu Yuewang was annoyed. It was indeed related to these things, but even if he knew what these things would bring Liu Yuewang couldn't refuse the influence of Bie Baa's thinking.

Which woman in her late twenties or early thirties can refuse the feeling of youth? Since taking Liu Changan's facial cream, Liu Yuewang feels that not only is he eighteen years old on the inside, but his appearance and skin are also eighteen years old... It's just that the age calculated by the date and month of birth on the ID card is still deceiving everyone.

"These nutrients have extraordinary origins and can make people who have used them gather together and form bleating thoughts. Since you and An Nuan are a family, the natural impact is more obvious... It may even happen that Liu Changan and An Nuan are doing something, but you You can feel it." Zhu Juntang looked up at the sky, concealing his inner excitement and excitement, and sighed calmly, "This is too bad..."

Liu Yuewang held on to the street lamp next to her, feeling blood rushing to her cheeks and her body shaky. The feeling of shame made her bite her lips tightly, not daring to look at Zhu Juntang.

"Actually, this is not without a solution."

"Really?" Liu Yuewang raised his head in disbelief. This matter was mainly about shame, but also a little trouble. For example, after Liu Changan and An Nuan got married, he couldn't live with them.

It's not a big deal, just like an itch, it's bearable without being scratched, but it's so comforting when it's scratched.

"As long as you find Liu Changan and propose to join the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, we will be a team, and I will naturally help you solve the problem." Zhu Juntang saw the situation.

"What...what the hell?"

"Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect. Liu Changan is the sect leader. I am...I am now...well, I will inherit the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect in the future. Anyway, you do as I say and I will help you." Zhu Juntang revealed. He only makes transactions and shows no mercy.

"Okay." Liu Yuewang has no choice. This problem has been bothering her for a long time. If it can be solved... As long as the conditions are not too excessive, she can agree.

"After you join the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, you must ask Liu Chang'an that you want to be an elder. This is a high-power position, on an equal footing with Qin Yanan." Zhu Juntang lowered his voice and looked in the direction of Lushan Mountain.

Probably because Qin Yanan lived on such a high mountain and had Liu Qianqian in his belly, his powerful power created a considerable sense of intimidation to Zhu Juntang.

Liu Yuewang nodded repeatedly. Although he didn't quite understand, since Teacher Qin was involved, he wanted to understand a little bit.

"As for after you become an elder, you will be mine. If there is a factional struggle or a dispute between the sect leaders in the future, who should you support?"

"You!" Liu Yuewang said politely.

Who else would be the leader of the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect?

Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly. He was really a cunning and cunning bad guy who did all kinds of evil and used all kinds of tricks.

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