I'm really immortal

Various educations for future generations are one of the characteristics of higher-level creatures.

The old fox will throw the dead mouse to the young fox, let them fight with each other, and train their competitive habits.

Then use injured mice to train them to deal with, chase, and kill prey.

Finally, take the little fox to look for traces of wild prey.

The tiger will let the cub hide in the grass and watch the whole process from approaching to killing the prey. The cub will also be particularly attentive, studying every move of the tigress.

The cheetah attaches great importance to physical fitness and efficiency training. It teases the cubs with its tail and trains them to move quickly and attack continuously and efficiently.

Liu Changan would beat Zhu Juntang if he had nothing to do, and then drag her to school out of wits.

"I can think of so many excuses and things to skip class every day. You should praise me for my wit."

After Zhu Juntang freshened up, he sat in the dining room in the bedroom. Today was another day where he failed to skip class.

The air was filled with the smell of defeat, and she had to find some reasons to cheer up. Always having no choice but to succumb to his lust would make Zhu Juntang depressed and lose his fighting spirit.

"Starting today, Zhou Dongdong has admitted that she has no intelligence, and you are almost no longer qualified to use the word wit." The word wit has always been a good word in the history of the Chinese language.

It wasn't until Liu Changan met Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang that he realized that the meaning of this word began to slowly become distorted.

Especially sometimes Zhu Juntang is pronounced as "jizi" on purpose.

"Hahaha..." Thinking of Zhou Dongdong, Zhu Juntang suddenly felt happy, but the feeling of "I am still smarter than Zhou Dongdong" made her a little depressed.

Under Liu Changan's long-term attack, the proud, beautiful, peerless and independent fairy was reduced to relying on comparison with a first-grade primary school student to gain a sense of superiority.

So Zhu Juntang rolled his eyes and looked at Zhongqing, deciding to tease the little vixen who exuded an elite feminine temperament, to regain some confidence from Zhongqing's panic when she was teased by her.

"Qingqing, did you dream last night?" Zhu Juntang couldn't invade everyone's dreams, but she and Shangguan Dandan had discussed it, so she naturally knew who would dream.

Zhongqing was mixing juice for Zhu Juntang. When he heard this question, his heart skipped a beat. He loosened his wrist and almost dropped the cup. He quickly raised his head and glanced at Zhu Juntang. The third lady had seen through her expression.

Dreams are a bit shameful... But if she doesn't tell her, how can others know about her dreams? It's just strange that Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang both knew that she had a dream last night.

"You must have dreamed about Xiaoao Mountain and Forest with Liu Changan." Zhu Juntang stared at Zhong Qing's expression and confirmed this.

These women who have no pursuits only covet Liu Changan's body and have low and obscene thoughts in their minds.

If people's desires are exposed, they will easily be controlled, guided, and manipulated by others, and they will fall into the traps of others without knowing it. Zhu Juntang is Zhuge Meiema who is good at understanding the desires of others to realize his own conspiracy.

"Smiling proudly of the forest?" Liu Changan frowned. Although he felt that Zhu Juntang was like a sheep and could not spit out dragon's teeth, but because he had pure thoughts and elegant taste, he was not full of dirty jokes and could not figure out Zhu Juntang's true nature for a while. what you want to say.

He didn't care either. Being able to understand what Zhu Juntang said right away was something he had to be careful about - it meant that his mind was about to be contaminated by her bleating aura.

"What?" Zhongqing breathed a sigh of relief, sounding as if she had not guessed the content of her dream. She adjusted her mood, showed her usual light and reserved smile, continued to mix the juice for Zhu Juntang, and handed it over.

"Because the fox pretends to be the tiger's power and does the accounting for the tiger... I often use tiger to refer to Liu Chang'an, and little vixen to refer to you. Tigers and foxes are both species that like to hang out in the mountains and forests. When you are whipped and howled by the tiger, Of course it’s Xiaoao Mountain Forest.” After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he couldn’t help laughing.

Being able to tease people so humorously and implicitly showed that he was very witty. The trace of decadence that Zhu Juntang had just felt was instantly wiped away, and his determination to fight Liu Changan for a long time was revived.

If Zhou Shuling hadn't been taught just two days ago that the child should not be beaten or scolded while eating, Liu Changan would have taken action now.

"Hurry up and finish your meal." Liu Changan also smiled.

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan's expression carefully and couldn't help but slow down his breakfast. He wondered whether he should hide two drums under his skirt later so that he could see the drums. He couldn't help but play a drum song or something, thus forgetting to Did she beat her butt until it was swollen?

"Third Miss, how do you know what other people dream about?" Zhongqing finished speaking, but then explained in a panic, "I didn't mean that I dreamed about the Xiaoao Mountain Forest..."

Zhongqing did not dream about Xiaoao Mountain and Forest, but he did dream about being whipped.

If Zhu Juntang did not make random guesses, but learned some of Zhongqing's preferences through dreams, it would inevitably make the mature woman's secret shame like a flower bone that has been forcibly opened, and the tender core under the layers of petals , is delicate and delicate that cannot even bear the prying eyes of others, and will shiver as if exposed to the cold wind of early spring.

"Last night's dream was actually Dandan's harem certification ceremony."

Zhu Juntang looked solemn, "Only Dandan-certified daughters-in-law have dreams similar to Liu Changan's Xiaoao Mountains and Forests. If they are still in line and under observation, even if they enter the dream, it is just soy sauce."

"Ah!" Zhongqing couldn't help but pick up the big kettle on the table and drink water. While his heart was beating wildly, he couldn't help but wonder whether he was surprised and surprised, or shy and happy, just like waiting for his sweetheart to unveil his head in the bridal chamber.

"Who has entered her authentication dream?" Liu Changan took the opportunity to ask.

"Zhongqing." Zhu Juntang said from a distance, pointing to Zhongqing who was secretly rejoicing, "I won 50 billion but I don't plan to tell anyone," "Qin Yanan, Bai Hui, An Nuan, Li Hongfang, Dongdong Mom, next door Lou’s wife.”

The number of people is not large. Zhong Qing did a little calculation and found that his side has the advantage, and there is Miss San, the leader who can raise the banner and have the exclusive advantage... Hey, shouldn't the leader be "the wife in the next building"?

Of course, "the wife in the next building" refers to the third wife. Zhongqing understood immediately. Sure enough, he still knew in his heart that when it came to factional competition, the unreliable third lady was more reliable than the third wife in everything. , much more powerful, more suitable to be a leader, and he, his little cousin and the third wife must unite with the third lady, the numerical advantage...

Zhongqing patted his cheek. Zhu Juntang always instilled in her the concepts of palace fighting and factions, intentionally or unintentionally. Now he was following her in her wild thoughts.

Liu Changan also breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there were no other irrelevant characters... No, there were also irrelevant characters among these people. Shangguan Dandan's certification was not equal to Liu Changan's certification.

"Professor Liu and Professor Ling should also be dreaming, but there is no way of knowing what their dreams are. They dream because they have your nutrients in their bodies, so they can sense some movements from last night and have dream reactions." Zhu Juntang felt a little regretful.

Professor Liu is such a wonderful person. After he becomes the leader of the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect, he will recruit Professor Liu. Such stunning beauty can be used as an important resource to control Liu Changan's position as the leader of the Lebusi Sect. All I know is that the dragon chants all day long and will never try to make a comeback to regain the position of the sect leader.

Professor Ling is actually pretty good, and he can be an elite disciple. After all, Professor Ling's charm is only the temperament and mature figure of a middle-aged and highly educated female elite. Compared with Professor Liu, who can be equal to Qin Yanan and become an elder as soon as he gets started. There are still some gaps.

Well, it is necessary to recruit people to be elite disciples to dilute the shameful history that the lowest elite disciple of Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect was only Zhu Juntang.

"Them?" Zhong Qing didn't understand what he heard, but it seemed that Liu Changan and the two professors were also confused? Zhongqing looked at Liu Changan in disbelief and a little aggrieved. She should have approached Liu Changan earlier than these two people, but Zhongqing didn't have this kind of nutrients!

"Don't listen to her nonsense." Regardless of whether Zhongqing is the daughter-in-law certified by Shangguan Dandan, Liu Changan also thinks that she is well-behaved and obedient, so he still needs to calm her down to prevent her from becoming anxious and impatient and sending pictures more frequently. and video to him.

Zhong Qing forced a smile and showed a look of "How can I take it seriously", but he was already worried about it in his heart.

Now that progress has been made with Dan Dan, the next step is to please Dan Dan even more in order to better help the third wife in her plan to win favor. As for the nutrients she also wants, it is just incidental.

"Professor Liu and Professor Ling were stimulated when they dreamed. So what is the reason why other people enter the dream?"

Liu Changan knew that Zhu Juntang was stalling for time, postponing the pain of being beaten after breakfast, or delaying going to school later, but now he still had to take the opportunity to ask her more questions.

Who made him want to get something out of her? He had to give in to her machinations.

Zhu Juntang held a piece of grapefruit meat that looked like countless exquisite diamonds inlaid together. She slowly removed a piece of fruit flesh, then used the tip of a needle to open a piece of grapefruit meat special seasoning. She wanted to finish the piece of grapefruit meat like this. Only then are they willing to go to school.

"Because they have dull hair, they can realize bee thinking. Do you know bee thinking?"

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan intently. After all, he also had some achievements in biology. From time to time, he could use one or two professional terms to make him feel ashamed and admire her at the same time.

"That's called hive thinking or swarm thinking. You're an illiterate person who will remember everything you learn." Liu Changan said angrily.

"Really? The so-called naming is just that the certification of authoritative and standard organizations has gained widespread recognition. I will send a letter to the relevant organizations later and ask them to mention hive mind in the articles they submit to me in the future. All words related to hive thinking should be changed to bee thinking... no, all words should be changed to bleating thinking." Zhu Juntang said nonchalantly.

Could it be that such a great creature, the overlord of the universe, can't even master this way of thinking?

All the bees in the universe are Zhu Juntang's subordinates. They can all obey and respond to Zhu Juntang's orders, just like bees listen to the queen bee.

Liu Changan pressed his temples.

Seeing his action, Zhongqing hurriedly walked over and stretched out his fingers. He turned his head and looked at him. After he understood what she meant and put down his fingers, he gently helped her press.

"He actually doesn't need this kind of external massage to improve his emotional and physical feelings, but there is no doubt that the tenderness from women can soothe his inexplicable irritability." Zhu Juntang analyzed wittily.

"You understand so well, then do you know why I am irritable?" Liu Changan looked at her coldly.

Zhu Juntang quickly avoided his eyes and continued to open the grapefruit meat.

"But why do we have dull hair in our body... Where is the hair? What is it for?" Zhong Qing asked curiously.

"Have you ever seen horror movies about iron worms? That's it." Liu Changan said.

"No...that's not the case, right?" Zhong Qing was startled, and then realized that Liu Changan must be teasing her. He really hated it, how could he make Shangguan Dandan such a perfect, elegant, dignified, noble, lovely and beautiful person? Little girl, what kind of iron worm is associated with it?

"Men often scare women to make them feel the need for protection. They can use this emotion to gain women's dependence, and dependence is often the reason why women are manipulated by a man." Zhu Juntang couldn't help but analyze again.

"Hurry up and finish your breakfast." Liu Changan couldn't wait to spank his child.

"Dandan will leave a strand of hair on me, Dongdong, and her certified daughter-in-law. This is something to protect us. At the same time, it can also form bleating thoughts. This is the basis for entering the dream together." Zhujun Tang quickly broke the news to divert the old man from his irritable mood of wanting to beat someone up.

Even though he felt that it was inevitable that he would be beaten today, who wouldn’t resist with a fish ball on his back?

At some point, Dandan can disconnect her, Dongdong and Zhu Juntang from the structure of bleating thinking, allowing others to continue to form bleating thinking, so that the group can feel Liu Changan's care for the individuals among them, which is also a kind of harem Assigned solution.

Dan Dan was always able to pamper her moth in such a meticulous way. Why couldn't he learn from Dan Dan and be considerate and tenderly protective of his Meie?