I'm really immortal

Zhou Shuling left the kitchen, and Liu Changan had to do it himself, carefully cleaning the hammer and pestle.

Leibo is mostly used at the junctions of Hunan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Guangxi, Hubei, Jiangxi and other places. What is very amazing is that these provinces are indeed used more at the junctions, while relatively less in other places.

It is almost identical to the garlic mortar commonly used in the north and the mortar and pestle in traditional Chinese medicine stores, and its functions are completely similar, but it seems to be a little different if it is the same thing.

For example, the pestle of a mortar is generally longer than the hammer of a garlic mortar... It does not imply that the ones used by southerners are longer than those used by northerners.

Mix the fried peppers, preserved eggs and minced garlic with light soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, add a little salt and mash the steamed eggplant to make a spicy and not greasy pepper preserved egg, especially with rice Appetizing.

Zhou Dongdong, who was still bleeding, rushed into the kitchen with Lu Sien, licking his lips and staring at the chopped salted duck with soy sauce on the plate.

She has been beaten today and is not full of health. She can eat a lot of salted duck instead of licking the leftover duck bones.

"Brother Chang'an, can you see that my health bar has dropped a little?" After Zhou Dongdong finished speaking, his mouth opened wide because brother Chang'an stuffed the egg whites left over from making the preserved pepper eggs.

"Well, some have fallen off. Just like eating, you only need to be 70% full, but your health bar doesn't have to be full." Liu Changan looked at it carefully and told her the real-time status of the health bar.

Zhou Dongdong chewed the preserved eggs with confidence. She only heard the blood bar drop a little. As for eating only seventy percent full, Zhou Dongdong had no idea what it meant.

Liu Changan fed the preserved egg yolk to Lu Si'en again. Lu Si'en liked to go into the kitchen, because when Zhou Shuling was in the kitchen, she would feed Lu Si'en while cooking. As a result, this Rottweiler, which was already particularly powerful and majestic, could no longer be seen. It has the characteristics of a Rottweiler, more like a fat black tiger or a black blind man.

But it obviously didn't realize this. Every time it went to pick up Zhou Dongdong and arrived outside the school early, it would still hide behind the green belt. However, its enlarged size could no longer really hide it. Instead, it became more eye-catching, always attracting passers-by. Go over and take a look at what's nesting there.

Fortunately, the school guards and teachers all know that this is Zhou Dongdong’s dog. He is often picked up and thrown by primary school students, but he just walks away sullenly. He never barks or makes threats. He also helps when passers-by provoke him. To persuade him to leave, touch the dog's head to comfort it.

Lu Si En swallowed the preserved egg yolk in one gulp, stretched out his tongue and licked Liu Changan's ass. Liu Changan suddenly remembered Lu Si En's appearance in the dream, and glanced at its oily fur and stubby limbs with a complicated expression... He wasn't going to ask it if it had a dream last night. Even if a dog could remember the scene in its dream, would it feel a lot disappointed because of the contrast between reality and dreams?

"Zhou Dongdong, do you think there is something wrong with your mother? She beat me first, and then went downstairs to beat me." Liu Changan felt that she was a bit too arrogant and would hit anyone.

Shouldn't there be just one?

She would hit whoever she thought was wrong, but in the end she hit both of them, which made Liu Changan seem to be happy to help others.

"My mother also fights with you during the day?" Zhou Dongdong stared at the salted duck in confusion, "Song Taozi said her parents only fight at night."

Liu Changan felt something was wrong, but there was no way he could discuss this topic with Zhou Dongdong.

How about next time you pick up Zhou Dongdong and meet Song Taozi’s mother, why don’t you remind her?

It's not easy to talk, as he is suspected of teasing a woman from a good family.

By the way, the correct thing to do is to talk less to Zhou Dongdong, so Liu Changan took a sauced duck leg and blocked Zhou Dongdong's mouth.

Zhou Dongdong waved his hand, swinging his body like a tumbler from left to right. While biting the duck leg in his mouth, he understood that Brother Changan felt embarrassed because he had fought with his mother during the day.

When breakfast was ready, Shangguan Dandan opened the living room door and appeared at the dining table on time holding a big thermos.

She did not open the thermos pot immediately and share breakfast with everyone. Instead, she waited until Zhou Shuling came downstairs. Then she showed a little bit of hard work and explained to Zhou Shuling: "I went to a far away place early in the morning to get a free taxi." The soy milk saves money, energy and time in making breakfast. It allows you to focus more energy and time on your work or study, which is conducive to the long-term development of the family."

"It's still raining this morning!" Zhou Shuling looked out the window, quickly opened the lid of the pot, poured a cup of soy milk for Shangguan Dandan to drink, and said with some embarrassment: "I can't even get up, Liu Changan said he wanted me to drink more Take a nap and he'll make breakfast... I didn't expect you to be so diligent, Dandan. I think I'm getting lazy."

"That's not true." Shangguan Dandan still recognized his most beloved daughter-in-law. She was as hard-working and virtuous as himself, a traditional woman who lived a smart and frugal life. She nodded with satisfaction, "You usually run between the store and home. , I should also share some housework appropriately, this is just what I can do."

Liu Changan looked at the harmonious and warm scene between "mother-in-law and daughter-in-law" and knew very well that Shangguan Dandan waited until Zhou Shuling came downstairs before he started talking about what she said.

Because only Zhou Shuling here would support her, and even Zhou Dongdong knew that Sister Dandan couldn't do any housework except boiling water.

Of course, Liu Changan won't say anything. The Queen Mother came back with free soy milk for you to drink early in the morning. If she still beeps, it would be a bit ungrateful. She gave death two thousand years ago, but she cannot give death today two thousand years later. But she will keep staring at you with majestic eyes, so it’s better not to provoke her.

In short, if you take positive actions, you should give positive feedback. Liu Changan drank two more cups of soy milk to express his appreciation.

"What is this?" Shangguan Dandan looked at the preserved egg with pepper a little doubtfully. This dish was not the color of a normal dish at all, it looked like a bunch of messy things that had been hammered and mixed together randomly.

"The preserved egg with peppers is quite delicious. It's not something he used to frame you." Zhou Shuling said with certainty. Although Zhou Shuling also tricked Shangguan Dandan into eating blood sausage, she still gained Shangguan Dandan's favor.

Shangguan Dandan tasted it with confidence and nodded. It tasted pretty good.

"Does this thing look like..." The preserved pepper egg was placed in the bowl, and the pestle was also placed inside. Shangguan pointed at it, and couldn't remember it for a while, so he glanced at Zhou Shuling.

"Ah...no...it's just a pestle, it looks nothing like it." Zhou Shuling said in a panic. She felt like she had a strange and messy dream last night. Everyone seemed to know her dream today. The content is spoken as if it means something.

"It's like a punishment we used to have!" The leader of the feudal ruling class who regarded the people as mustard finally remembered, "Make a stone mortar a hundred times the size of this bowl, put the sinners into it, and then use several people to drive it. A huge wooden pestle was pounded in the mortar, and at first people could be heard screaming, but the screams gradually became inaudible..."

"It's time to eat!" Liu Changan knocked Shangguan Dandan on the head. Is this something that can be said when eating breakfast, especially when eating preserved eggs with red pepper?

Zhou Shuling breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Shangguan Dandan didn't say that Lei Chu is like Liu Changan, and Zhou Shuling is like Lei Bo.

"This gave me some inspiration for managing the harem." Shangguan Dandan touched his head with one hand to prevent Liu Changan from banging his head, and continued, "In the future, we can play games in the harem and make a huge, soft and comfortable one with inner walls. The quilt was attached to the big bowl, and Xiaoling, Yaya and others were thrown into it. Liu Changan was used as a pestle, and I tied him with my hair and threw him into it..."

"Bang bang... bang bang... I'll let you bang bang!" Liu Changan took the chopsticks and hit Shangguan Dandan on the head, "If you don't eat well, you'll just talk nonsense!"

Shangguan Dandan yelled "Yeah" to dodge a few times, and simply sat next to Zhou Shuling. He didn't take Liu Changan's strong objection seriously. Men are like this. They yelled no, but then they just wanted to play.

This plan was so clever that Shangguan Dandan decided to discuss with Zhu Juntang to formulate and implement such a plan. Zhu Juntang's enthusiasm was so high that he could take off from the spot.

(Dongdong, who was seriously replenishing his blood during the residual blood week, had no sense of presence during the entire breakfast)

After breakfast, Zhou Dongdong and Lu Si'en went to school. Shangguan Dandan wandered around the community as usual, preparing to discuss with her friends whether to stay in Aunt Xie's canteen and play cards today, or to look for new resource collection locations.

Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling walked towards Baolong Center together. The short journey always made Zhou Shuling's mouth curl up slightly, but today there were more pink and green colors in the cool morning breeze, dyeing her originally fair and soft cheeks. superior.

The little woman's gentle and charming expression made the neighbors sigh, how could the breakfast stall proprietress, who was up early and stayed up late last year, become so alluring?

At first, when I saw her running a breakfast stall and flipping her hair from time to time, she had some of the virtuous and charming temperament unique to a traditional good-natured woman, but now she has that moist and gentle look, which makes people who have known her a little bit shy. No more eyes.

The two of them separated downstairs in Baolong Center. Liu Changan still had to catch Zhu Juntang to attend class.

Although she promised well in her dream last night, Zhu Juntang might very well have excused herself for skipping classes on the grounds that it was "talking in her sleep".

Of course, there is nothing reasonable to say to Zhu Juntang. She is full of nonsense when she opens her mouth. Just send her to class directly without saying a single unnecessary word.

"Miss Third hasn't woken up yet." Seeing Liu Changan, Zhong Qing was a little embarrassed, and then looked at him with a normal expression, but there was some unclear amorous feelings hidden deep in his eyes.

"Not awake yet?"

"Well, I've been talking in my sleep. I don't know what's going on. I can't wake up even if I call." Zhong Qing continued to report.

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