I'm really immortal

Zhou Dongdong is a clever child, so she is a little suspicious. Brother Changan prevented her from playing games early in the morning and said some strange words next to her. Actually, he wanted her to be helpful.

But Zhou Dongdong is also a brave child. A brave child has a strong curiosity and desire to explore the unknown, so he raised his hand and touched the top of his head to see if he could feel his blood bar.

"The health bar cannot be touched." Liu Changan pointed to her game screen, "Look at the villain in your game. When he walks around, the health bar is always above his head. When he jumps up, the health bar It’s also increased, but it still can’t touch the health bar.”

So that’s it! Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized.

"Then how much blood do I have left in my health bar?" Zhou Dongdong was a little worried. If he was beaten every day, would his health bar be reduced a lot? The characters in the game will lose blood when they are beaten. Just after falling under the cliff, the entire health bar disappeared in a "whoosh", just like sometimes after Zhou Dongdong was beaten, it felt like the whole child was in pain and could not move. .

"Every time you get beaten, you lose a little blood, but because you eat a lot, you make it up again, and you are still full of blood now." Liu Changan took the opportunity to teach: "You are already full of blood. When you have breakfast, you will be full of blood. You just need to lick the bones of the salted duck. After all, you know it, right? It’s a waste to replenish blood when the blood is full. Didn’t the teacher teach you that children shouldn’t waste food?”

Zhou Dongdong slid down from the sofa in shock. Did her mother beat Zhou Dongdong every day to reduce her health bar a little so that she could eat well?

Then I'll have to wait for a spanking, otherwise I'll have to lick the bones of the salted duck.

"In addition to the blood bar, we also have a bar that shows intelligence. The smarter the person, the longer the intelligence bar." Liu Changan put down the dish in his hand, opened his hands and raised them to indicate how long his intelligence bar was.

Zhou Dongdong also got up and raised his hands, looking up at his invisible intelligence bar, "Then is my intelligence bar as long as the Great Wall?"

"Why didn't you say that you could circle the equator?" Liu Changan admired her confidence very much... No, to be more precise, he admired her state of mind that was still so firm and stable despite being repeatedly hit by reality. The ground was the same as her motionless body in the typhoon of Category 18.

"Of course I'm late for a round!"

"Equator... forget it. I mean, from what I've seen, your intelligence bar is now showing a negative number."

"What is a negative number?"

"It's smaller than 0. Your intelligence bar has dropped out and you have no intelligence."

"Why?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan in disbelief. How could this clever and brave child lose his intelligence? Couldn't she say that she is a smart and brave child in the future and become a smart and brave child... But the smart and brave child no longer sounds impressive.

"Every time you come last in a test, your intelligence bar will drop a little. Every time you do something stupid, your intelligence bar will drop a little. If you play too many games and always play on mobile phones and tablets, your intelligence will also drop a little. If you don't do your homework, , I don’t memorize poems, I will forget the knowledge I learned in class after class, and my intelligence will lose a little bit." Liu Changan stretched out his finger and gestured, "Look, can you not button it up?"

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment, raised his head and opened his mouth, looking at his invisible negative intelligence bar, he burst into tears and rushed home to find Zhou Shuling: "Mom...Mom, I have no intelligence..."

Liu Changan was in a happy mood. He picked up the dishes on the table and prepared to clean the mandarin fish. Half of it would be braised and the other half would be used to make stinky mandarin fish for Zhou Dongdong to eat. She had never forgotten the feeling of eating shit.

To sum up, I successfully reversed the routine of Shangguan Dandan early this morning and taught Zhou Dongdong to play less electronic products and games. As long as he waits and drives Zhu Juntang to school later, it will basically be a successful day. We will meet again at other times. If anything goes wrong, I won't care much about it.

He chopped off the beaks and wing tips of three salted ducks, peeled off the main skeleton, and then tore them into small pieces and piled them into a bowl. When he was about to make another preserved egg with chili pepper, Zhou Shuling came to the kitchen and beat him several times.

"I teased her early in the morning, and she came to bother me. I was studying in the morning." Zhou Shuling felt that she had gradually found the feeling of studying. When she was a child, she often heard the teacher say that the best plan for the day is in the morning, and morning is the best time for studying. when.

It rained last night, and she felt a little cold when she woke up in the morning. There was probably too much moisture in the air, which made Zhou Shuling feel that her bed was also wet. When she got up in the morning, she quickly changed her clothes, pants and sheets, and then hurriedly read a book to dilute it. The meaning of spring seems to sprout in my heart as the rain seeps into the soil.

"Take a lesson." Liu Changan said with a pun, not only teasing her for always following Shangguan Dandan to do things that were not good for mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but also showing that he was not optimistic about her academic prospects.

"I want to be admitted to Hunan University with Dongdong. Just like those parents in the news who go to college with their children, if others can do it, I... I will definitely do it if I work hard." Zhou Shuling said confidently that when she was a child His academic performance seems to be very good, at least much better than Zhou Dongdong. He has never been among the bottom ten in the class.

"I told you a long time ago that if you can get into Hunan University, I will eat all the furniture and appliances at home." Liu Changan didn't believe it at all. If Zhou Dongdong really couldn't get into university, he would always think You can think of a way, donating money and materials, or being specially recruited through achievements in sports and arts... As for Zhou Shuling, getting into college is purely a matter of emotion, so of course it only makes sense if she works hard on her own.

It doesn't matter if she fails the exam, she has something to rely on in her life anyway.

Zhou Shuling angrily hit him a few more times. Feeling the strong muscles of his arms, her mind couldn't help but think of his usual shirtless appearance, so she hit him harder and harder. Then her fingers gradually became weak while pinching the edge of the sleeves, and she lowered her hands. , interlocking fingers...

"By the way, your intelligence is also negative. If you don't believe me, take a look at your intelligence bar." Liu Changan said while removing the heads and seeds from the green peppers.

Zhou Shuling was a little lost in thought, and subconsciously followed the movement of his head to look at the top of her head. She immediately reacted and said angrily: "It's disgusting... I heard that if you always say that a person is fat, she will really know how to do it." Getting fat. Dongdong and I... no, I mean Dongdong’s studies are not good. Is it because we often talk about her?”

"You got the cause and effect wrong. Not to mention teaching in accordance with their aptitude. Some children are sensitive and think too much. When educating, you must pay special attention to wording, tone and all aspects. Zhou Dongdong is an insensitive type. This is a big problem. A heart is also necessary to become a great person, but at the same time, if you don't talk to her, she won't realize what shortcomings and deficiencies she has." Liu Changan explained that he also educated Zhou Shuling on the basics of parenting.

So that’s it! Zhou Shuling suddenly realized.

"Is Xiaotang also the insensitive type?" Zhou Shuling is now very familiar with Zhu Juntang, and no longer calls her "Miss Zhu" politely. She has a good impression of Zhu Juntang, but she also knows that Zhu Juntang has What Shi Shi did was even more incomprehensible than what Zhou Dongdong did.

"Her? She's the type who deserves a beating." Liu Changan got angry as he spoke.

"puff……"

Watching Zhou Shuling smile and tremble, the little woman's warm body fragrance lingers in the cool air after the rain. It seems that her body is as warm as her breath. It can warm people's hearts.

"Did you dream last night?" Although Liu Changan did not see Zhou Shuling in last night's dream, it was almost impossible to miss her most beloved daughter-in-law because of Shandan Dandan's recognition and preference for Zhou Shuling.

It is very possible that Zhou Shuling also had a dream, but Liu Changan did not perceive it, just like Qin Yanan's dream last night was different from what Liu Changan perceived.

"Ah...how...how do you know?" Zhou Shuling's eyes were full of panic, like the reflection of a lake trembling. She pressed the hem of her red woolen skirt with both hands, as if she wanted to hide something, but it just seemed that she was helpless. Three hundred taels of silver.

Liu Changan shook his head, but did not ask what her dream was... It was reasonable for Miss Xiao Nan, who was in her twenties, to want a toy, let alone a daughter-in-law who was one year older than Miss Xiao Nan?

In the dream, whatever Zhou Shuling did was allowed, and whatever she got was allowed. Liu Changan had no objections. Shangguan Dantan was not the only one who had a preference for such a warm, caring, and pitiable little daughter-in-law.

"I'm making preserved pepper eggs this morning. Where's the bowl?" Liu Changan smiled and scratched her head, motioning her to look for it. However, he entered the kitchen less than she did, and some things were left where she was used to. location.

Zhou Shuling hurriedly squatted down, bent down to search in the cupboard, and took out the hammer made from a whole piece of natural bluestone. The pestle was really... so strange! Why haven't I felt like this before?

Zhou Shuling shook her head quickly and secretly looked at Liu Changan. He couldn't possibly know what he was dreaming about...but he also doubted Liu Changan's usual omniscient appearance. If he had guessed what he had dreamed, it didn't seem to be the case. impossible.

"To make preserved pepper eggs, you need to remove all the seeds from the green peppers. When frying, you must add more oil, otherwise the green pepper skin will be burnt and the inside will not be cooked." Liu Changan picked up the pestle and looked at it, and stuffed it into Zhou Shuling In your hands, "Wash and scrub it clean."

Zhou Shuling was holding the pestle, but suddenly her hand seemed to be burned. She pushed Liu Changan with a blushing face and ran out of the kitchen.

Liu Changan watched Zhou Shuling run away, her back like the willow branches swaying in the spring breeze, and then looked at the pestle that fell on the ground. Did this little wife dream about the pestle last night... This can be played for fun. look.

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