I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG
Chapter 2360: How does his TV station want to play?
Is it important to practice or to go to work?
Xinheng Yui said that she really didn't know this, and it felt like a proposition.
Jiang Siming helped her speak:
"Of course, cultivation is important. Going to work is just to make money. Your husband has money, but cultivation is to make you healthier and have more self-protection capabilities. So for the sake of your safety and health, you should focus on Do you know in practice."
Jiang Siming's tone is sincere and earnest.
Yes, he did not know how much he broke his heart for the safety and health of his wives.
Even for their longevity issues, they have worked hard every day and tried various ways to let them accompany themselves in the practice.
After all, after practicing once, the effects of Yin and Yang Gong can give them a year of life span.
Jiang Siming thought to himself that he is now a god, with a life span of 100,000 years.
Wives are still generally building foundations, even if they will become golden pills in the future, there is still a big gap between his lifespan.
Even if it is Jin Dan, they will at least lose his life span of more than 90,000 years.
Counting this up, he has to practice with them 90,000 times one by one~
But how many times have you practiced with them since so long? The average is not over a thousand, far from enough!
Therefore, Jiang Siming has a long way to go on this road.
He really wants to live longer for his wives in the future. As for the improvement, his heart is only thinking about applause. Everyone has definitely misunderstood him~
When Jiang Siming said this, Xinheng Yui subconsciously believed it and nodded obediently.
Jiang Siming nodded with a teachable expression on his face, and hummed with an old-fashioned look.
Then he hugged Xinheng Yui's slender waist and walked to the bedside step by step...
The next day, the world was attracted by another news before the enthusiasm of Jiang Siming's violent 35 kills in the third game faded.
Today’s news is very strange.
In the past, any hot news on a global scale should have been broadcast by the BBC, the world's most well-known news media and television station.
But the focus of the hot news this time is actually the BBC itself!
This is equivalent to that the reporter himself made a news report. If it weren't for the weird thing, everyone would think it was the BBC's deliberate blogging.
The content of this news is that the BBC TV station suddenly cancelled all program arrangements and replaced the entire TV station’s program channels with a cartoon.
The name of this cartoon is called..."Gourd Baby".
Yes, all the TV stations under the BBC, no matter which sub-station, do not broadcast any other programs, they are all broadcasting a cartoon called "Gourd Baby".
And this "Gourd Baby" cartoon, a foreigner soon investigated, this is a very old and classic children's animation of China.
But why did the BBC suddenly cancel the original program and replace it with this cartoon?
Everyone is unthinkable and hard to understand.
The BBC forcibly withdraws and shifts gears, in fact, it will face compensation from the partner and huge compensation.
How did they dare to do this?
Not only shows, but the news columns are all replaced by scandals, gossips, and various ugly histories of country Y's politicians.
This time it can be blown up on a global scale. Netizens from other countries have moved out of the bench and hugged melon seeds to watch this farce produced by the BBC.
Netizens all over the world are discussing this matter. What everyone is most willing to believe is which Chinese hackers should have attacked the BBC, and that's why this moth came up.
But the BBC has never made any explanations or explanations, and has not even posted a tweet, as if it had completely acquiesced in this matter.
It wasn't until the British ZF asked them what happened that it finally became clear.
It turned out that all the shares of BBC were acquired by Jiang Siming, and Jiang Siming ordered them to change the TV program and change the content of the news section.
It turns out that all of these were made by the world's richest man.
Netizens all over the world suddenly lost their teeth. Jiang Siming really knows how to play. In order to retaliate against the BBC, he bought the BBC directly and became his own boss.
Play as you like to let the BBC play.
The people of Country Y and ZF personnel were very angry about this, thinking that Jiang Siming was insulting them.
It's also insulting the TV station they are most proud of.
How can this work.
So Country Y directly pressured the BBC, asking them to change back immediately, and asked Jiang Siming to apologize immediately.
Some BBC staff obeyed the order and wanted to change it back, but Jiang Siming found out and fired him directly.
At this time, the BBC staff started to go on strike.
All seem to be using this method to threaten Jiang Siming to submit.
But Jiang Siming's next second operation left them dumbfounded.
Jiang Siming waved his hand and cut them all, letting all the workers in Country Y get out.
Then he asked people from the Huaxia Embassy to help him recruit BBC Huaxia employees in country Y.
And explain to them that they want to play on the BBC as they want, with only one purpose, to make the BBC a global joke.
As for losing money or something, it doesn't matter, he will pay as much money as he can, and he can afford it!
This time, the BBC has completely become the territory of Huaxia people, and even reporters have become Huaxia people...
These Huaxia employees began to think of their own ingenuity to make the BBC ‘exciting’.
Some people continue to play "Calabash Baby" or "Black Cat Sheriff" or something, and some people directly play "Northeast Erren Zhuan" with Chinese characteristics. One turn is a whole day.
What's more, things like Guo Degang's cross talk, Zhugege, Happy Girl and so on have been arranged.
The most exaggerated thing is that at night, BBC TV becomes an adult channel, continuously broadcasting adult movies and adult advertisements.
That guy, it's so exciting.
The people of country Y and ZF were dizzy with anger, and later ordered Jiang Siming not to broadcast the black history of country Y, otherwise they would insult them, and they have the right to investigate!
Jiang Siming said that there is no problem. It does not matter if they don't write about their dark history, just do something else.
The news section is full of talented people, and there are all kinds of news that come out, and all kinds of news about how to exaggerate how to come.
To arrange a piece of news against a picture of surfing on a certain beach is called:
[Unbelievable, Gao Chao is coming! Men and women are overwhelmed by excitement! 】
Or a photo-arranged news of a certain school kids doing eye exercises is called:
【Can not bear to look! In broad daylight, boys and girls vigorously rub the min-sensing parts! 】
Or there is a news item called:
【Shock! A doctor stuffed a 50cm tube into a female college student! Is it the loss of human heart or the loss of morality! 】
Then the picture below shows the doctor doing gastric lavage...
Wait for these headlines to have a lot of party news, countless.
Many foreigners are excited to see these titles and click in them. After reading these titles, they are stupid...
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[Author's digression]: Third more~
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