The next morning, Zhao Dachui, who was yawning, appeared in Gu Zike's sight before other students came to the classroom.
Tell him that the library matter is no longer a problem.
You can move in tonight, but you have to pay attention to a few things, such as no open flames.
In addition, seeing that Gu Zike is now focused on studying, he told him that the library's computers are connected to the Internet and can search for information.
Zhao Dachui gave Gu Zike a few instructions, and took the key he left for Gu Zike last night from the podium, and also took the worn-out woven bag that Gu Zike had packed with his luggage.
He said that he would put it in the office first, and give it to him together with the library key after school.
Gu Zike knew that Zhao Dachui was afraid that someone would laugh at him for bringing such a worn-out woven bag to school.
…
The first class today was physical education.
After all, the college entrance examination was approaching, so the physical education class was arranged more casually at this time, and there would be no class anyway.
However, it was not Zhao Dachui who supervised the self-study who came in, but the math teacher Shen Qiu.
"I will teach you this class. Those who bring mobile phones should hand them in."
Shen Qiu put a thick stack of rolls of paper on the podium and glanced at everyone, "Don't wait until I find out whose mobile phone is ringing."
"Teacher Shen, do we have an exam today?"
Wang Tie lay on the table like a deflated ball, feeling hopeless.
"Teacher Xu, who taught you math in the second year of high school, went to accompany a baby today. I have to help take care of the baby. I can't make it to the class the day after tomorrow."
Shen Qiu held the test paper and checked the number, and went down to the first row.
"The first self-study period jumped to the fourth period. The first two periods will test math. I will teach the questions tomorrow. Do your best."
"If anyone copied it, it's fine. Then just copy the remaining test papers in my office."
Shen Qiu pushed his black glasses, his tone was calm, but it made people feel that he was intimidating.
"Too difficult... What kind of question is this..."
"Is this a heavenly book?!"
The students below scratched their heads and ears when they saw the questions on the test paper.
Even Liu Ruyan, who ranked first in the class, couldn't help but frown.
As for the class monitor Gou Dongxi, he seemed very calm. Mathematics was his strong point.
After all, his monthly tuition fee broke the 5,000 mark.
Gou Dongxi looked at the test paper and spoke intentionally or unintentionally,
"It is very difficult, but for someone who wants to take the entrance exam to Tsinghua University or Peking University, it should be quite simple."
As soon as the voice fell, a series of contemptuous eyes swept Gu Zike again.
Gu Zike remained silent and did the test paper.
"Don't be angry, wait until after school tonight, I will puncture his bicycle tire."
Wang Tie saw Gu Zike's transformation yesterday.
The reason why Gu Zike was silent was probably because the teacher was present, he couldn't let go, and could only sulk.
"Do you want to see Gou Dongxi poop in his trouser pocket?"
Gu Zike looked at the test paper and whispered.
"Ah?"
Wang Tie was slightly startled, and smiled for some reason, "I do want to, but it's too difficult."
"How are you going to deal with him?"
Before Gu Zike could speak, Shen Qiu slapped the blackboard twice,
"It's almost the college entrance examination, and you are still half-hearted. Hurry up and do the questions!"
...
After two math exams, everyone was exhausted this morning, and they lay on the table during lunch break.
Gu Zike was in high spirits.
For a score-controlling academic master like him, this question was as simple as one plus one equals two.
Wang Tie was the same, but he was attracted by lunch.
"I didn't bring lunch today, you can go out with me, I'll treat you." Wang Tie pulled Gu Zike's arm and said generously.
This phenomenon is not uncommon in school.
Even when taking a break, they want to go together.
"Wait a minute, I want to ask the monitor about a math problem." Gu Zike gave him a meaningful look.
If it weren't for this look, Wang Tie would have forgotten that Gu Zike was going to make Gou Dongxi poop in his pants pocket.
Just then, Gou Dongxi came over with a lunch box.
Hearing what Gu Zike said, he smiled so hard that his mouth almost stretched to his ears.
"Student Gu, no problem, I'm always willing to help, wait a minute."
Gou Dongxi looked at Gu Zike with a flash of contempt, and he handed the lunch box to Liu Ruyan just like yesterday,
"Student Ruyan, I ate too much this morning, so I'll give this to you."
Liu Ruyan's beautiful eyelashes curved
, slightly turned his face, as if looking at something with his peripheral vision.
"Why didn't he bring me lunch again?!"
Liu Ruyan said after a long while; "No, I'm on a diet."
"Hey, give it to me, you two, one eats so much in the morning and brings lunch, and the other is on a diet, isn't this a sheer waste of food?"
Huang Yue took the lunch box from Gou Dongxi's hand without any hesitation.
Gou Dongxi's face was ashen, and he cleared his throat awkwardly.
"Student Gu, which question do you not know, let me give you some pointers."
Gou Dongxi was like a little turtle shrinking into a shell, feeling aggrieved.
He thought it would be better to take this opportunity to vent his anger on Gu Zike.
Gu Zike pointed to a question casually, "This one."
"Oh my god, you're not right, are you?"
Gou Dongxi glanced at it and felt that this question was as simple as reciting the multiplication formula, "How did you get into No. 1 Middle School?"
"Such a simple question, you can't even do it?"
There was no swear word in his words, but at first glance, it was full of sarcasm.
Gu Zike was not impatient, and smiled and said; "Isn't this too difficult for me?"
"Class monitor, just explain it to me reluctantly."
Seeing Gu Zike's attitude, Gou Dongxi was a little confused.
"This kid didn't refute a word?"
Gou Dongxi felt a little weird.
But when he thought of the bet he made with Gu Zike yesterday, it seemed very reasonable now.
He was so arrogant that he wanted to get 300 points in two months and get into Tsinghua and Peking University.
Gou Dongxi felt that Gu Zike was like a joke now.
Seeing this, his little followers also came to join in the fun and look at Gu Zike who was bowing his head in embarrassment.
"Okay, okay, then I will explain it to you in detail. For this question, first... secondly... finally like this, do you understand?"
Gou Dongxi deliberately used a more difficult formula to solve a simple math problem.
Obviously, he wanted to embarrass Gu Zike and at the same time raise his own standards.
Let Liu Ruyan admire him.
"I still don't quite understand it. Squad leader, please explain it to me again."
Gu Zike, who pretended to be a pig eating a tiger, scratched his head and pretended to be in one ear and out the other.
Gou Dongxi smiled secretly and sighed pretentiously, "Hey, I say you are too stupid."
"Why don't you understand this?"
Gu Zike looked indifferent and still pretended to be studying.
But Liu Ruyan suddenly pursed her lips and thought to herself; "What the hell are you talking about!"
"Okay, okay." Gou Dongxi didn't know what Liu Ruyan was thinking. He put his hands behind his back and acted like a teacher.
"Then I'll tell you again, this question..."
Before he finished speaking, his stomach suddenly churned, and he felt a sore pain, and his anus tightened instantly...
A stinky fart resounded throughout Class 5...
"Hey, who is doing nothing and farting secretly?!"
"Fuck, what the hell is this?!"
The stinky fart swept through everyone's nasal cavity, and everyone quickly covered their noses and said dissatisfiedly.
Liu Ruyan coughed several times because of the stench.
"Gu Zike, why are you farting?!" Gou Dongxi turned the tables to cover up.
Gu Zike pretended to know nothing, "I don't know, did I fart?"
"Maybe I asked you too seriously and forgot about it. Sorry, squad leader, please continue."
"Then...this...this question..."
Gou Dongxi couldn't speak clearly. He felt that the dam would collapse at any time.
"I'll tell you about that later. Your fart is really too stinky."
After saying that, he wanted to leave this place of trouble and run to the toilet.
But how could Gu Zike give him this opportunity?
He grabbed Gou Dongxi with his backhand, "Squad leader, I want to make progress now. If you don't finish talking to me, I'll be upset!"
Gou Dongxi looked embarrassed, "No...let go first."
"Will you run away if you let go?"
"I won't run away, you let go."
"I won't let go."
"Puff..."
Another stinky fart, like a thunder, struck everyone.
And this time it was not just one fart, but a series of farts.
"Puff... Puff... Puff..."
At first glance, it even has a melody!
Gou Dongxi was instantly embarrassed and felt like he was going to die.
He just begged everyone not to care about this, and not to find out that the fart was caused by him.
However, the fart was so stinky that it was more than one level higher than stinky tofu.
The classmates in the class were all angry and cursed at the stinky tofu.
Even Liu Ruyan, who was always aloof, couldn't help but stand up and looked at them angrily,
"Can you have some manners? Why did you fart in class?!"
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