The first time he saw a man walking on a busy street, he was so tired that he had to wait for the next few days.
Gou Dongxi was so nervous that his thighs and calves were slowly draining away.
At this moment, he didn't dare to move a step.
Facing Liu Ruyan's anger, he was in a state of confusion.
If this matter was seen by the whole class, how could he stay in the class in the future?
What's more, the persona he had worked so hard to build in front of Liu Ruyan would collapse in an instant and turn into dust like a building about to collapse...
"Student Gu, you are really something. It's okay for you to fart in the class, but you also fart in succession. You are too mean."
After experiencing a flood, Gou Dongxi became more fluent in speaking.
Anyway, he had just pushed all the blame on Gu Zike.
So he might as well throw the dirty water out thoroughly!
After all, Gu Zike had become the laughing stock of the whole school yesterday, and his reputation had long been ruined.
Even if he refuted, no one would believe him.
As expected, everyone covered their mouths and noses tightly.
The few followers of Gou Dongxi surrounding Gu Zike took a step back in disgust.
They all looked at Gu Zike with contempt.
Facing the gazes of the crowd, Gu Zike spread his hands and expressed a little doubt, "Really?"
"But I didn't fart just now!"
He looked at Gou Dongxi, who was holding on, with a scrutinizing look, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "Squad leader, you still have your trouser legs under your feet, why is there a puddle of shit yellow?"
"Could it be that you have diarrhea?"
Gou Dongxi, who was suddenly defeated by Gu Zike, had his brain shut down instantly.
He could feel the heat, which was blocked by the tight trouser legs.
How could it flow out?
He subconsciously looked down, but there was nothing on the ground. As for the trouser legs, he couldn't see the whole picture.
If he looked closely, he would seem guilty.
Gou Dongxi's brain was working quickly, and he decided to trust his physical sense.
But just when Gou Dongxi wanted to refute, he met Liu Ruyan's eyes with disgust.
He looked left and right and found that the whole class was looking at him like this.
"Why are you looking at me like this?!"
"How could I poop in my trouser pocket?!"
In order to prove all this, he moved his feet and lifted his two feet separately.
"Look where there is something on the ground, and there is more on my trouser legs..."
However, he didn't finish his words.
Because of his actions, the yellow shit was sprinkled all over the ground.
"Fuck! You really ran away?!"
"Class monitor, this is too wrong! It was you who pooped in your pants pocket, and you blame others."
Most of the classmates in the class pointed fingers at Gou Dongxi and said something bad about him.
Although his little followers tried not to say anything, they couldn't hide their disgusted eyes.
As for Liu Ruyan, she felt sick, turned around, and leaned her head out of the window.
Huang Yue's appetite did not decrease because of this, and she even ate in big mouthfuls.
"Class monitor, you are so great."
Gu Zike squeezed out an admiring look to Gou Dongxi, "I never knew what Li Bai's phrase 'flowing thousands of miles' meant before."
"Today I really opened my eyes."
After witnessing all this, Wang Tie's expression on his face was very rich.
He didn't bother to ask Gu Zike how he did it now.
"Otherwise, how can he be the monitor?" Wang Tie laughed out loud; "My God, this show is more fun than the Spring Festival Gala."
"Fatty, let's go out quickly. Maybe we can eat lunch after a while."
Gu Zike waved his hand, and when he passed by Gou Dongxi's puddle, he deliberately jumped over and didn't forget to turn around and say to him,
"Monitor, you are such a good person, and your way of teaching people to learn is so special."
"Gu Zike! You wait for me!"
Gou Dongxi's defense was broken instantly, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he rushed up to beat Gu Zike.
But as soon as he moved, the exposed area became larger.
"Monitor, you'd better not move, otherwise our room will become a toilet?" Wang Tie smiled, walked around, and followed Gu Zike out.
Just then, Zhao Dachui came into the house with a thermos cup in his hand to get some water. As soon as he entered the door, he frowned and said, "Oh my god!"
"Who the hell pooped in the house?!"
...
All the way, Wang Tie kept
They all followed behind Gu Zike, constantly looking at him.
The more they looked at him, the more they felt that this back figure was so majestic!
Wang Tie ran two steps to catch up, "Hey, Brother Gu, why are you different from before?"
Gu Zike paused, "Why are you different?"
"Just like those rebirth novels I read, the hero who died once and came back with a cheat."
Wang Tie touched his chin and nodded to himself.
"I don't have a cheat, if you want to talk about a cheat."
Gu Zike smiled faintly and walked forward, "Then I was born a cheat!"
"Fuck you, this is more than pretending." Wang Tie pouted.
Suddenly he thought of the question in his mind and chased after him and asked, "Brother Gu, how did you make him poop in his pants?"
"Didn't you notice that he was holding his stomach during the math test? And he went to the toilet several times with two classes left."
Gu Zike lied, "I guessed that his stomach was not feeling well today, so I asked him to explain the questions to me."
"It turns out that I guessed right."
He couldn't tell Wang Tie that he had experienced this scene a long time ago, and no one would believe it if he told it to others.
It's just that in the previous life, Gou Dongxi didn't poop in his trouser pocket, but kept running to the toilet.
Especially during the lunch break, he started to fart and ran to the toilet.
The reason for this this time was that Gu Zike had a good time.
Wang Tie gave him a thumbs up, "Brother Gu, you are still thoughtful, I am so happy."
...
In the evening, it started to rain outside the window.
Gu Zike stayed in the class alone to clean up, just like yesterday.
Zhao Dachui, the head teacher, also brought his luggage and the key to the library as agreed.
He even asked the school to advance him a month's salary, a full three thousand yuan.
In addition to the bonus that Zhao Dachui lost, Gu Zike still owed Zhao Dachui one thousand yuan, and wanted to pay back part of it first, but Zhao Dachui didn't want it.
When Gu Zike came to the door of the library with his luggage, it was already dark.
The corridor was even darker, with only the "Emergency Exit" signboard showing a hint of light.
"Woof woof woof... snore... snore..."
"Woo woo woo..."
Gu Zike had just inserted the key into the door of the library when a dog barked.
He was very familiar with this dog barking.
It was probably the old big-butt Corgi.
Gu Zike walked into the library and turned on the light, but he didn't see Da Huang in the huge library.
So he took out a sausage and used food to lure him.
"Da Huang, come out quickly. If you hide any longer, I won't give you sausages."
He was a bad namer. Many dogs were named Da Huang, so he simply called this Corgi Da Huang.
However, the greedy dog Da Huang did not come running as usual.
Since the library had just been completed for a month, the books that should have been placed on the bookshelf were wrapped in brown paper on the ground.
And this was also Gu Zike's job, putting the books one by one according to the labels on the bookshelf.
Gu Zike frowned slightly, "No, I couldn't have heard it wrong."
Suddenly, he narrowed his eyes, "Why is there another person here?"
Gu Zike tiptoed over and saw a girl with her eyes closed.
She covered Da Huang's eyes with her slender hands, squatted and hid in a corner of the bookshelf, trembling, holding Da Huang and a puppy in her arms.
The girl had long hair draped over her shoulders, which was wet. There were a few unruly hairs on her temples, sticking to her fair face.
A black bow was tied on her white short-sleeved school uniform, and a few bean-sized wet circles could be vaguely seen. The skin on her collarbone was faintly visible, as if it had just been rained on.
Under the blue pleated skirt was a pair of slender and smooth calves, like jade.
"You can't see me... You can't see me..." The girl opened her cherry lips slightly and muttered softly.
Gu Zike looked at the strange girl in surprise.
I thought; "I learned another idiom today, covering one's ears and stealing the bell——"
He knocked on the bookshelf next to him twice and asked softly; "Who are you?"
Hearing the voice beside her, the girl shuddered, and the bright incandescent light of the library shone on her delicate body.
A pair of clear eyes, like a spring in the forest, faintly emitting a ray of light...
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