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Chapter 601 Who doesn’t know how to write?

"Fuck, I want to fuck this guy to death now, it's so fucking ugly."

"Me too, I have the intention to kill him."

"Is this a song? Damn it, it's the first time I've grown so big that my ears have been hurt."

"Is it just my ears? My whole body feels bad."

"In the past, Ling Zhengyang could make me feel sick at most, but now he has gone beyond that and actually makes me have the urge to hit a wall."

"Damn it, do you believe that I can write a hundred songs a day with these elementary school student lyrics?"

"The chorus is just one sentence? How unthinking it is."

"This should be considered the most perfunctory work, right?"

"Perfunctory? Can this be called perfunctory? It's just completely brainless, okay?"

The song is called "Cramming."

However, the lyrics and music were also improvised.

It's really superficial to the extreme.

It’s not like netizens haven’t heard bad songs.

But at least it's within their tolerance.

For example, the melody is not beautiful enough, boring and mediocre, the rhythm is uncoordinated, the voice is mediocre, the singing skills are lacking, etc.

I've really seen a lot.

But a song like "Cramming" is as outrageous as outer space.

Can't find it at all.

A song can be as unpleasant as a lump of music.

But at least you have to get in shape.

The low-IQ lyrics in the first half are boring for the sake of being dry.

What is the actual effect?

As dry as a defense.

The repeated shouting in the second half is actually not unprecedented.

But it’s not that empty either.

The whole process was just one word from him.

There is not even a change or progression of the melody.

It's like having sudden diarrhea. Then you just have diarrhea.

simply put.

What Ling Zhengyang sang can no longer be called a song.

He is insulting and slapping anyone who has even a modicum of musical attainment.

The audience is not professionals.

But not everyone can be fooled.

Put two cakes with different flavors together and they really don't know which one is more delicious.

But when the cake and the defense are put together.

They can make clear choices.

Before.

It's okay for you to curse others.

It's okay for you to rub the edge.

It’s okay for you to play with rare words and tongue twisters.

Is it a prank?

Not much wrong with it.

Even if you don’t know how to raise the song to a certain level.

But you can also find fun in it.

It’s okay to listen to it from time to time to relax your mood.

But what does it mean to sing this kind of work?

Are their ears not ears anymore?

Don't take them as individuals?

I can't bear it!

I really can't stand it!

If very descriptive.

This is like Ling Zhengyang walking up to them and sticking his butt out.

Then he let out a four-minute biochemical fart.

Just ask.

Who can calmly say it's okay?

You have no problem singing.

A performance?

It's your right as a host.

But it's your fault to use this power to poison your audience.

It’s so damned!

All the viewers in the live broadcast room were angry.

At this moment.

Those 66666 stopped shouting.

All kinds of gifts are no longer available.

All are filled with ammunition.

Then he fired wildly at Ling Zhengyang!

"You're a fool. If you can't write songs, don't write them randomly. Don't insult the Chinese music scene, okay?"

"This is a song to summon spirits, isn't it? Wouldn't it be so unpleasant to listen to when played during the Double Ninth Festival?"

"My head is buzzing when I hear it. Poison song contest. Are you really going to poison me?"

"Ling Zhengyang, you are Bi Lian, don't you want me anymore?"

"Grandstanding, immoral, and unnecessary moaning are crimes against the enlightenment of human music!"

"There is something wrong with Ling Zhengyang. Brothers, please clear him up and let him sober up. Otherwise, you will no longer be able to listen to this song."

"Unlock the level!"

The audience in the live broadcast room changed from normal.

The crowd was excited.

Resist with all your strength.

Everyone planned to teach this guy a profound lesson.

It's just that no one is pushing Ling Zhengyang's points.

It still reached 9.6 million.

This is accumulated by asking dad to do the operation in the early stage.

It's too late to stop now.

The most.

It just can’t rise.

opposite.

Yao Shanshan was completely stunned.

Offend the entire audience with one person.

This Ling Zhengyang is too crazy.

no.

What is the other party drawing?

Why is this so?

This song was composed

This word is written

You could say that he doesn’t know how to write songs at all.

In fact, the previous works are all okay.

But you really think he can do it.

Another slap in the face here.

It feels quite contradictory.

But Yao Shanshan is too lazy to analyze these.

She wished Ling Zhengyang could play like this.

Only then do I have a chance to pursue it.

soon.

Wait until the other person has finished singing.

She also showed off her singing voice.

Looking at the points, it is really more popular than the previous games.

Not only his own fans support him.

Surprisingly, even the big brothers from across the street came over to buy gifts.

What's the reason?

very powerful.

These elder brothers wanted to teach Ling Zhengyang a lesson.

Yao Shanshan couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry.

She felt she could make the cut.

But God seems to have made a joke.

The song ends.

The points actually stopped at 9.54 million.

The difference is 60,000!

Just short of 60,000!

"I'll go, what a pity."

"You haven't killed him yet? I don't understand. What's the difference? He's beautiful and sweet, so why can't he be better than that guy?"

"Yes, "Cramming" can be said to have been crushed in all aspects, so how did it win?"

"Have you forgotten that people called me dad a lot in the early days and got a lot of gifts?"

"Fuck, can he do this?"

"Nothing can be said. I can only say that the big brother was blinded by this force. If he sang first and then shouted, not to mention dad, not even grandpa and ancestors can save him."

"Damn it, I see he won. Why am I so angry?"

"Haha, that's normal. After listening to this song, even if I scolded him, I couldn't help but feel angry. I wanted to give him a slap in the face."

The game is over.

However, the abuse did not stop.

From the end of the live broadcast to the further release of the song.

It never stopped.

It is rare for music critics to share the same hatred as netizens.

Attack Ling Zhengyang with all his strength.

[How can a singer have no bottom line? 】

This is an article written to Ling Zhengyang.

It was directly placed on the hot search list.

It attracted many people to applaud.

“Let’s talk about the recently popular “Battle of Poison Songs” live broadcast competition’s new work “Cramming”. To be honest, I was a little scared when I first heard it.”

"Actually, this rap is very interesting to write. Why do I say that? Because this rap does not need the original creator Ling Zhengyang to sing it, nor does it need the current lyrics, it can still have the current effect. In essence, it is the same as the number. Noble is no different.”

"Some listeners said that the lyrics are like a primary school student's diary. I don't agree with this, because primary school students cannot write about such life pressure. Of course, if you want to say how high-end and classy the lyrics are, that is pure self-deception. To be honest, it is very so so."

"It is not difficult to see from the content that what Ling Zhengyang wants to express is a kind of emotion in a difficult life process at a certain stage, such as working all night to finish the manuscript, the poor quality of the lyrics, the company being dissatisfied with him, and the 20 yuan delivery fee. The writing is actually quite realistic, but these pressures are not pressures that the public can feel, and there is a sense of dislocation, so many people need to use some imagery to try to resonate, but Ling Zhengyang did not express these well, but used memories. The way to express his daily life in the form of a running account is very empty, making it difficult for people to even adapt, and there is no understanding of the intention at all."

"If you want to write something that is far away from the public, no problem, many songs do this, but at least you have to prepare a good entry point, right? Then through layers of description, people can empathize, otherwise in your lyrics Your emotions cannot be contagious to others."

"Apart from the lyrics, Ling Zhengyang's rapping skills are also unsatisfactory. I don't need to say that you can hear this if you have ears. I don't know how his basic skills are, but in this song, he is really unspectacular."

"Songs with nothing are destined to be low-end. The first half is sensational and the second half is brainwashing. It really shouldn't be too shallow, so that the audience has no idea what he is going to do. I feel that Ling Zhengyang himself feels that he has put all the The cool points are all gathered together and given to everyone, but in fact, they are just his personal thoughts and no one will buy it."

"Looking at the sales data, this song is selling reasonably well, but when you actually eat it, you will be filled with the greasy and perfunctory taste of industrial saccharin. If Ling Zhengyang writes it carefully, even if it is a mediocre work, it will at least be considered sincere and level. The problem can be improved later, and everyone can understand that if you use this opportunistic method to make songs, your attitude has already gone wrong, and it is also disrespectful to the audience."

"The appearance of this song, in my opinion, has severely exposed the abnormal rap culture of the domestic rice circle."

The debasement is so refreshing and refined.

It can be seen that the writer is also a quality expert.

But many fans outside the world don't have so much patience.

That's really hard to hear.

I wish I could sew Ling Zhengyang's throat shut.

Don't let him tarnish the music market anymore.

What's more.

Already started to use his melody to create a second time.

"Today! I pooped without paper! I pooped without paper! Tomorrow! I pooped without paper! I pooped without paper! The day after tomorrow! I pooped without wiping my ass, I pooped without wiping my ass! The day after tomorrow! I poop! Don’t wipe your butt! Don’t wipe your butt when you poop!”

Rap back to rap.

Netizens’ imaginations are also wide open.

As soon as the video comes out.

It instantly made many netizens laugh out loud.

Everyone thinks this method is good.

They all also imitated it.

"I always pee all the way to my feet! I always pee all the way to my feet! I always pee all the way to my feet! I always pee all the way to my feet! I always pee all the way to my feet! I always pee all the way to my feet! Pee all over your feet! Pee all over your feet! How about it?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. You are much better than Ling Zhengyang."

"Let me play one too. I always poop very big! I poop very big! I always poop very big! I poop very big! I always poop very big! Shit Big poop! I always poop in big poop! Shit in big poop!"

"66666!"

"Damn it, can we be more polite? It's all shit and piss."

"How should I put it? It's hard to comment on this song. I can only say that every other line is like a mountain! Every line! Like a mountain! Every line! Like a mountain!"

"Stop teasing me, okay? You are all talents."

"I really can't stand you trolls. You always stay in black people's homes. If you have the ability, write a song by yourself. If you have the ability, write one by yourself! Write one by yourself! If you have the ability, write one by yourself! Write one by yourself! If you have the ability, write one by yourself! Write one by yourself! If you have the ability, write one by yourself! Write one by yourself!”

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