I want to have a date with Superman

"Sister Harley, the Heaven Helicopter Card you gave me seems to be unusable!"

A week after the Lucifer Desire incident ended, Harley had been looking forward to Lucifer Morningstar's warning call - telling her not to touch him again in the future, otherwise he would kill her - and then she quibbled, "It has nothing to do with me, it's all... Silver City Angel’s ‘self-initiated decision’”.

As a result, Lao Lu seemed to be cultivating his moral integrity and endured it without expressing his opinion or warning in any way. Instead, Harley's former younger brother, Dr. Neurosurgery, came to the door in person.

"How could it be useless? How could the Heaven Card be fake? Besides, you're not dead yet, how do you know it's useless?"

Datou took out his mobile phone from Paradise Mountain, opened the Watchdog, and found his "Infinite Paradise Limited Helicopter Card".

"Sister Harley, look, I clicked on it, and the binding information immediately appeared on it. You can bind it to me, and when I encounter misfortune one day, I can take the initiative to play a role."

"Well, this is the benefit I specially prepared for you, lest the person dies inexplicably while the card is still there, which would be too unworthy." Harley nodded.

"Well, this function is very good, but now it cannot be bound." Datou clicked on the gold-backed silver card in front of her, and a conversation box immediately popped up next to it - this watchdog can be bound. The owner of the account, do you want to bind it immediately?

Datou chose "Yes", but his phone vibrated with "Didi, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di", and another conversation box popped up - the Infinite Paradise Limited Helicopter Card cannot be bound to this account.

Harley was stunned for a while, and then looked at the big-headed dwarf who was less than one meter tall and had a head of 50 centimeters in diameter. "Where have you been hanging out in the past two years?"

"It's in my original city, what?" Datou was confused.

"This is a limited-edition card to unlimited heaven. Do you know what it means?" Harley asked.

Datou first nodded, then shook his head, "I thought it could help anyone ascend to heaven before, but now it seems I was wrong."

"In fact, the literal meaning is very obvious. There is no limit to heaven. Even if you don't believe in Christianity and believe in Buddhism, you can enter the Buddhist kingdom directly."

"Wow, it's more powerful than I thought." Datou exclaimed.

"But there is a limit to its ability to ascend directly. The sin must be less than 300,000 to be useful. If you can't bind it, it means your sins are heinous.

By the way, after the Brainiac incident, didn't you change your ways and become a superhero? "Harry said strangely.

My head and face turned red, I was at a loss, embarrassed and ashamed.

"I don't hide it from Sister Harley. I...I am short of money. Being a superhero is too expensive. Every time I come to a charity party, I have to donate money. What kind of superhero is it if I don't donate money?

In order to maintain their image, they have to spend money on dressing up, buying news, and suppressing negative news.

But I am not the second generation of rich people. I don’t have a decent job yet. I have been unemployed at home. My image is not good. No business has approached me to shoot commercials or movies.

I had no choice but to quietly form the "Big Head Gang", making quick money while fishing for side jobs, and at the same time spending the money as a hero. "

Harley was speechless and helpless.

On the day Asmodeus descended, Green Arrow just said hello, and more than two hundred heroes came. This shows that there are many volumes in the superhero industry today.

She is the chairman of the Sky Eye Society and knows that there are more than 500 registered heroes.

This does not include Earth’s superheroes outside the United States.

And the number of heroes is skyrocketing every year, with a growth rate of more than 20%!

Most heroes have strong bodies and good temperaments due to their special powers. Even if their looks are not great, they are at least better than the deformed ones like Big Head.

Compared with them, Datou is indeed not competitive in commercial development.

But she couldn't give money directly to her brother. If she gave money, the relationship would change.

"Big Head, I think you need to change your character." Harley touched her chin and said thoughtfully: "In the past, when you were a superhero, your reference objects were Tearman, Bateman, The Flash, Wonder Woman and other regular characters. United Heroes, this is not okay.”

"Isn't Zhenglian a role model for Chaoying?" Datou asked doubtfully.

"They are role models for ordinary superheroes, but they shouldn't be your imitations. You don't have the ability to make money with black technology, you don't have a good image to guest star in Hollywood movies, and your eloquence is average, so you can't appear in variety shows.

But what about the heroes of Zhenglian?

Needless to say, Bateman's Batmobile costs more than 700,000 US dollars.

The Flash runs a national-level scientific research laboratory and has a good image. It is Central City's business card.

Not to mention Wonder Woman, currently at the top of the commercial value list (Superman is squatting in a spring).

More importantly, do you know how much budget the U.S. government spends on Zhenglian every year? "

Harley stretched out her right palm, "Including daily maintenance of the watchtower, 50 billion!"

"It's burning money!" Datou exclaimed.

"So you understand? Compared with individual members of Zhenglian, you can't compare. Compared with organizations, you can't compare with others who are backed by national finance.

You can only take a different path, but this path is not to stand on the opposite side of superheroes and become a super criminal. "

"Then what should I do?" Datou asked humbly.

"Super Criminals is too dark, pure black; Justice League is too white, pure white. You can be a half-black hero. For example, if you are short of money, don't attack ordinary people.

That's such a sin. Look at you now, you can't even use the helicopter card.

You got yourself into trouble but didn't make much money, so why bother? "

Harley couldn't help but look at the little brother with a little contempt in her eyes.

"Anyway, for a superpower like you, kidnapping a businessman who is greedy for wealth or a politician who is corrupt and bending the law is no different from kidnapping an ordinary citizen.

It would be better to spend more time looking for the target, find the rich man who has done the most evil, and not open the business for three years, but only live for three years after opening.

After you get the money, give 90% of it to the lonely elderly people who live on relief funds and the poor people who are seriously ill without medical insurance. In short, use the money for practical purposes and don't give it to people who are richer and live more luxuriously than you. charity organization.

Those ordinary people who have benefited from you will definitely be grateful to you and love you more than tearing apart Man.

What's more important is that by punishing evil and eradicating evil, not only will you not lose merit, but you will be able to cleanse your sins.

The remaining 10% is enough for you to eat a lot of meat, drink a lot of wine, and live a decent heroic life. You can achieve a lot with one stone! "

Harley originally expected her big head to jump three feet high and excitedly shout "Sister Harley is wise", but unexpectedly his big face wrinkled up, showing obvious hesitation and worry.

"What questions do you have?" she asked.

Datou said slowly: "Sister Harley, your idea is very good, but it is not realistic.

Because people who are rich, unkind, corrupt and bend the law are often smarter and very ruthless.

Being smart, ruthless, rich and powerful, they will hire powerful security guards who have guns and can kill me.

They or their family members can take revenge on me afterwards, hire murderers to kill me, or hire people with stronger powers than me to beat me to death.

Bullying ordinary people is different.

They are poor because they have no ability, not even the ability to make money, and naturally they have no ability to retaliate against me.

Even if there are superheroes standing up for them, everyone knows that if superheroes don't kill people, the most they can do is send me to jail.

Within a few months, I would be out of prison again. "

Harley reached out and wanted to pat his shoulder, but he was too short and could only pat his big head.

"Budou, I'm not Bruce Wayne. I've also climbed up from the bottom step by step. Back then, I just refused to sell Du Ping in the canteen, and they quietly beat me up.

Even now, there are demons and evil gods who intend to form a witch hunting team to take revenge on me.

So, I’m not indifferent to the world, and I completely understand your situation and concerns.

The question is, what do you want.

If you can endure being miserable in life, being hated by thousands of people, accomplishing nothing, and being tortured endlessly in hell after death, then you can live as freely as you like.

If I could endure a life of mediocrity and cowardice, I wouldn't be where I am now.

If you are not willing to accept that the heroes of Zhenglian are more glorious than you, and you are not willing to accept that Bruce Wayne, the playboy, is more chic and has more internet celebrity girlfriends than you, then you have to pay something. "

Harley didn't just give her little brother chicken soup for the soul, she called Selena and whispered a few words to her.

After a while, Selina reluctantly brought out a set of glittering armor.

"Hey, this is the divine armor of heaven. After you put it on, you will no longer be afraid of sniper assassinations or the explosion of bombs placed on the car site. You can also spread your wings and fly away quickly."

"Sister Harley, is this for me?" Big Head's eyes widened and his voice was trembling.

"I'm not giving it to you, but helping you. If you had chosen the past life, you wouldn't be able to use this set of armor.

As you said, superheroes love you more than the common people and will never kill you.

If you re-create your character and choose to be a new person, this armor will be your sponsorship.

In addition, I will give you a "Paradise Mountain Watch" that can be loaded with watchdogs. You can also use merit points while wearing the watch to ensure that you can recover from your injuries immediately when you are plotted or retaliated by powerful people. "

"Remember, you once used your mind control ability to defeat Brainiac, the most evil man in the universe. You are not a weakling!" Harley patted his head and said solemnly.

"Thank you, Sister Harley. From now on, I am determined to change my ways and become a criminal hero!" Datou said excitedly.

Harley shook her head, "I'm not a criminal hero, I'm a knight! After you go back, don't rush to do chivalry. Read the oriental martial arts novels and TV series first.

I will give you a catalog, focusing on the heroes named ‘Yue Buqun’ and ‘Jiang Biehe’.

As long as you can imitate their three-point charm in the future, you are guaranteed that this set of heavenly armor will be left at home and eat dust - it will be completely useless. No one will plot against you, but everyone will praise you, praise you, and love you. "

"Really?" Datou was doubtful.

"There is no proof in words. You will understand after seeing it. If you don't understand anything, you can @me and I will also help you through the guardian dog."

"Even if he has been your little brother for two days, he won't even give away the Heavenly Armor!"

Selena complained after the big head left happily and full of expectations.

"I am now the young master of Silver City. What does it mean for you to wear the third-class soldier's heavenly armor again?"

Selena was surprised when she heard this, "You mean, you want to change my equipment?"

Harley opened her mouth, and a ball of golden light shot out from her throat, fell to the ground, and turned into two huge angel wings stained with blood.

Just bathing in the holy white light emitted from the feathers, Selina felt that the fatigue in her body was swept away, and her mind became clearer and more flexible than ever before.

"Asmodeus's wings?"

"That's right, Lucifer's Wings, Lucifer Desire! The feathers and bones that contain the authority of the hypocrite can help you and Ivy each build a new set of angel armor."

Selina struggled for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "It's enough for Ivy and I to have bones, and keep the feathers to make a duvet for Helena."