I want to have a date with Superman

"Hello everyone, this is Daily Planet's live broadcast in the Indian Ocean. I am Lois Lane. Now, I randomly take water from the sea and test the content of radioactive materials in it.

Damn it, you have seen that the radiation in the water comes from the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant and exceeds the safety standard by 145 times.

We must know that the ocean not only contains marine life, but also our former allies-the people under the sea!

Just below me, about 12 kilometers deep on the seabed, there is a rich and magnificent city, in which millions of hard-working and kind-hearted Zebel residents live. Now they are suffering from seawater pollution earlier than we are.”

Watching Louise yelling and speaking righteously on the TV, Harley nodded with satisfaction, "Even a piece of toilet paper has its purpose.

It's a fact that Louise has an annoying personality.

But used well, she can also be a high-quality tool person, a sharp sword for weeding and garbage removal!

Just like this time, the White House has obviously been playing dead for several days without making any response to the crisis.

Oh, I guess those bastards planned to strike back and make the people under the sea angry, and then cause trouble. Then they would stand up and express shock and regret, and finally call on heroes to subdue the people under the sea.

But I made a promise to Nereus for half a month. If there is not even one piece of news on earth that cheers for the people under the sea, where can I put my face? "

Selina frowned and said, "Louise is actually a very good person.

She does not accept black money, does not write fake news, is not threatened by evil forces, often speaks for the disadvantaged, has high enthusiasm for work, is serious and responsible

For example, this time, she actually entered the nuclear power plant in person to search for evidence!

So brave.

In all my life, I have never seen a better reporter than her. "

"But she likes to question Harley." Ivy said.

"This further proves her courage and responsibility."

"She relies on the support of Superman." Ivy said.

"Before she met Superman, she was as fierce as a tiger at work." Selina said.

Ivy said: "At that time, she relied on the support of the general father. Just like this time, she was arrested by the neon police, but a call went from her mobile phone to the embassy, ​​then from the embassy to the Pentagon, and then from the Pentagon to Tokyo. Nagata Town. The police station who finally received the call from the Prime Minister’s residence sent her away with a smile.”

"She is not the only one in the world who has a father who is a general, but look at what they have done with their privileges. Fucking around, being a fan, and driving drunk are all good citizens, and some second-generation people are not even human beings.

Not to mention far away, just you and me.

We both have borrowed Harley's privileges, right? Like Louise, we use our power to work seriously and serve the people? No, we just enjoy life and dominate Gotham. "Selena said.

"Are you a fan of hers?" Harley asked curiously.

"Am I telling the truth?" Selena asked, trembling.

"Among the second generation, she is indeed pretty good." Harley nodded, "If not, do you think I would be willing to talk to her?

Do you think I have a good conversation with any second generation person?

Except for you, Ivy, and my early friends, now I can definitely be regarded as 'all my friends are saints, and there are no villains in my dealings'.

Just being a ‘good person’, an ordinary good person, is not qualified to associate with me.

For example, I admit that most superheroes are good people, but have I ever seriously dealt with them?

Louise is a good person, but only a deeply flawed and unpleasant good person. "

"Okay, you have a high profile, but since you regard Superman as a true friend, why do you want to be mean to his wife?" Selina said.

"Mean?"

"You said she was a tool."

"Don't worry, I won't say it in front of Superman."

"Whoosh -" red light flashed outside the window, Dachao knocked on the large wooden door that was already open and strode in.

"Uh" Harley's face was pink and she was a little at a loss.

The walls, wooden doors, and curtains of the manor are all embedded with lead or covered with lead film. But now in the summer, the windows and doors are open, which obviously cannot stop Da Chao's super hearing.

Selina gave her a gloating glance.

Ivy was extremely embarrassed for her.

Dachao looked calm and said: "Harley, something happened to Aquaman. This evening, he was attacked by dozens of underwater assassins and killed many of them."

Harry plucked his hair and hesitated: "Well, what we just said about private matters between women may not be true. In fact, I quite like Louise."

Dachao said with a dull face: "You don't need to explain. I knew you didn't like her, and I also knew she didn't like you. Anyway, you are not mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, so I don't feel embarrassed at all."

Harley rolled her eyes, "What was the reason for Aquaman's assassination? The court struggle in Atlantis, or the provocation of the Undersea People against the Justice League?"

"The reasons are very complicated. The main reason is the palace fighting. There may also be a conflict between the warring faction and the peaceful faction within the Undersea People." Superman sighed.

"Haha, the war faction, the peace faction."

With a sarcastic smile on her face, Harley took the remote control and changed the channel.

"Damn you Marseille!" The international news channel happened to see Prime Minister Neon bowing, "After careful investigation by the expert team, it was determined that there was indeed water seepage in Warehouse No. 9. Damn you Marseille!"

He bowed again and said seriously: "However, this is not something we did intentionally."

Then, he took out a stack of appraisal reports from experts, proving that aging protective facilities and external influences such as earthquakes caused the nuclear wastewater leak.

Finally, he ended the government press conference with a deep, 30-second bow.

Harley changed a few more channels but couldn't find the news she wanted. Then she took out her phone and found today's interview record of the White House press secretary in the puppy video news column.

I have said a lot, but I only mean one thing: They have no knowledge of Neon Fukushima and have no right to interfere, but the United States’ determination to firmly promote marine environmental protection will not change.

"What did you see?" Harley asked.

"Everyone is shirking responsibility, and no one has come up with a real solution to the crisis of the undersea people. Therefore, we must work harder and assume more responsibilities." Dachao sighed.

"How are you going to try?"

"It is divided into three steps: first, negotiate with the people on the seabed to let them understand our desire to live in peace with them and jointly safeguard the marine environment; second, discuss a way to solve the environmental crisis; and finally, bring together the earth's governments. - The government joins it, and both sides of the sea and land will achieve harmony and win-win results."

Superman's eyes were firm and his tone was full of hope and confidence.

"Well, that sounds good." Harley nodded, "You came to me just to start a direct conversation?"

"Well, please help contact the Undersea Kingdom. We will find a place to sit down and chat tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

"This is simple." Harley agreed immediately.

"Also, I want to have a chat with you first to understand your true attitude towards this matter. Judging from the fact that you instigated Louise to follow this news, you are not as completely neutral as you said, and you have nothing to say. Do it." Dachao looked into her eyes and said.

"It's difficult!" Harley sighed helplessly and said, "I don't want a war to break out, but I also understand the necessity for people under the sea to fight for their right to survive.

In other words, if I were a person from the bottom of the sea, I would not be able to tolerate people on the surface continuing to pollute and plunder the ocean.

The seven kingdoms under the sea, seven situations, just because of different environments.

But the current situation is that without a fight and countless casualties, the people on land will not know the pain, and they will not really pay attention to the demands of the people under the sea.

In recent years, too many things have happened on the earth, and our government has become unstable. We are not even afraid of super-civilized aliens, but are we still afraid of marine civilizations inside the planet? "

"You can't fight a war, let alone use civilian casualties to teach people to realize their mistakes." Superman said with a stern expression.

Harley stretched out her palm as an invitation, "So, this time I will take a back seat, and you and Zheng Lian will be the boss."

There was an urge in Superman's heart to 'make some achievements' and let Harley take a good look at it.

"Don't worry, I will definitely convince the people at the bottom of the sea with sincerity and goodwill." He said excitedly.

Finally, he and Zheng Lian became the legitimate leaders of the 'Earth Crisis Response Team' for the first time.

Finally, Earth's heroes are freed from the shadow of the 'Fifth Ringed Admiral'.

"By the way, hell seems to be in trouble again, do you know?" Superman asked before leaving.

"The gate to hell has been opened. The number of demons in the world has been decreasing rapidly, but recently it has been increasing." Harley said.

"Well, I want to know what's going on in hell lately."

"Actually, this is a good thing. The more demons you have, the more merit you can earn. In just half a month, your savings will be enough." Harley opened the watchdog's financial account and checked it, and said in surprise: "You will make a fortune. Yes, 250,000 meritorious deeds!"

Dachao said bitterly: "I would rather use these merits to exchange for the lives of innocent people who died in supernatural incidents these days."

"I'm going to see hell."

Harley called Yip, and after Superman left, she also left Quinn Manor and the earth.

"The demons are back~~~"

As soon as she approached the gate of hell, Harley heard a melodious call full of magical power.

It came slowly from inside hell, like the bells of ancient temples in the mountains, rippling in circles to Limbo outside hell.

It’s the soul angel Lemuel!

At the gate of hell, there is a long queue, with demons and undead as numerous as the sands of the Ganges, endless.

They were unhappy and staggered, as if they were burdened with a heavy burden.

"Witch Harley, do you dare to come to hell?!"

Behind the gate of hell, there is a huge white jade tower that is a hundred feet high. There are no windows in the tower. A conspicuous red rose is planted on the top of the tower. It is particularly conspicuous in the gray and monotonous color of hell.

And beside the fence on the top of the tower, Lemuel, the 'Fallen Angel', was leaning sideways.

"Why don't I dare to come to hell? Could it be that His Majesty Satan wants to harm me?" Harley patted Yebi on the head, and the Dog Saint stepped on the auspicious clouds and floated to the side of the giant tower.

"Hmph, you caused us to sink into hell, shouldn't I deal with you?" Lemuel said angrily.

"Where do you start talking about this? If I can influence the thoughts of the Voice of Heaven and let my good friend Zaulie be the master of hell, wouldn't I be able to get the most benefits from hell?" Harley said with a smile.

Lemuel said coldly: "This is the truth, but you are like the poisonous snake in the Garden of Eden, tempting us to swear in the name of God, breaking the taboo, and making the oath come true."

"Oh, God has already arranged everything. If you complain, the wings behind you will turn black sooner or later." Harley said.

Although Lemuel and Duma went to hell, they have not yet become fallen angels. At least their wings are still emitting holy light.

Lemuel glanced at the angel wings beside him, suppressed the resentment in his heart, and asked stiffly: "What are you doing in hell?"

Harley looked into the depths of hell and saw nothing but a long queue.

"It's clear that the gate to hell has been open for more than half a month, why have demons started running to the human world again in recent days? What have you done?"

Lemuel said calmly: "Duma and I have reformed the hell system. Demons are no longer allowed to inflict mindless and purposeless torture on evil spirits.

Now there is no unbridled violence in hell, no harm without reason or explanation.

We must use love to influence the fallen souls and help them become better beings, and we will atone for their sins. "