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"How are you sure Odin can't get the key?" Harley asked strangely.

"As long as you are here, there is no hope for him." Loki smiled.

"Haha, you misunderstood. I never spoke ill of your brother in front of brother Morpheus, and I can't influence him." Harley also smiled.

"Even if you put in a good word for my blood alliance brother, it probably won't be of much use. Heaven will not let hell fall into the hands of outsiders.

At least my brother Odin is not ready to pay the corresponding price yet. " Loki sighed.

"What situation are you in now and why do you need my help?" Harley asked.

"Because of two reasons - I murdered Odin's son Baldr, and Odin wanted to punish me; according to legend, Ragnarok has a lot to do with me, and Odin wanted me to be under his control at all times - I was imprisoned in The underground caves of the Golden Palace.”

Loki quickly explained his miserable experience, and then said: "If Odin gets the key to hell and becomes the master of hell, he will naturally no longer be afraid of Ragnarok.

Not only would He free me, He would entrust me with a great responsibility.

Unite my strength and wisdom to deal with the gods and demons who are waiting for me.

That's the best outcome.

Unfortunately, I guessed long ago that He wouldn't be able to get the key.

This was a moderate blow to Him, but it meant no loss. But to me, I didn’t want to go back to that dark cave where I was tortured by venom all the time.

Harley Quinn, you owe me a favor, you have to help me! "

Harry's heart moved, and he immediately thought of Duoduo, but said disapprovingly: "I just saw you for the first time today, where did the favor come from?"

"Your bully dog ​​Duoduo was bewitched by me, you know, right?"

——It’s really because of Duoduo!

Harley was silent for a moment and said, "What kind of favor is this to me?"

Loki solemnly said: "Harley Quinn, I am the father of the giant wolf, this is not just a title.

Even though I was trapped in the cave of the Golden Palace, I still felt the traces of the law and destiny being touched.

I don’t know whether the result of the coming of the Son is a true coincidence, God’s careful arrangement, or some other reason.

No idea how much it cost you in that thing, or what it cost your dog, your boss God.

But I can tell you clearly that I paid a huge price.

All miraculous power has a price, this is the law. "

"What price did you pay?"

Loki said in a complicated tone: "Can your Duoduo 'seize energy and give birth to children' again?"

"What takes away the energy to give birth to a child?"

Loki said: "Plunder the male dog's unique aura and forcibly conceive its child!

Genes are not unique, there are clones.

But breath is related to life. No one is exactly the same, and naturally there is no exactly the same breath.

Therefore, breath is more identifiable than genes. "

"Oh, Duoduo has become a virgin now, I wonder if she can still have children."

"Whether it can give birth or not, it can no longer take its breath and give birth to children." Loki said firmly.

"The spell on it has failed?"

"The law that represents the curse has collapsed. For your son Yebi, I lost a law. Now I can no longer even be called the 'Father of the Giant Wolf', and I can no longer let the goddess give birth to a child. Giant wolf." Loki said bitterly.

"So the price falls on you." Harley gloated a little.

"Rescue me and we'll be settled," Loki said.

Harley chuckled and said, "I'm sorry, you are so mean and gave Duoduo a spell, and you have no sympathy for me."

Then she rolled her eyes and said immediately: "But you can give me another favor."

"You want Odin's Hall of Valor?" Loki said calmly.

"Brother is so smart. He is worthy of being the god of wisdom." Harley praised.

"God of Wisdom." The God of Trickery sneered: "Do you know where that thing is? It is in Odin's sea of ​​consciousness, and Odin gets combat experience from it every moment.

Tell me, how do you steal a god-king’s treasure from his sea of ​​consciousness? "

"I'm very sleepy. I just want to sleep and not think." Harley said lazily.

“The help I want from you is not troublesome, it only requires one sentence, and it is not worth a Hall of Valor.

If it works, I can give you a divine weapon or a divine beast hound. "

"What did you say?" Harley asked curiously.

"When the hell key thing is over, you can invite the gods to your home to participate in the auction of fallen angel wings."

"what you up to?"

"I just want to be free."

"What do you have to do? You can do it now, why do you need to change places?" Harley asked confused.

"This is the center of the Dream Kingdom, the domain of Sandman Morpheus. He can discover whatever I want to do."

Harley thought for a moment, "Okay, I'll help you. However, I don't want the artifact. The artifact doesn't have much value to me."

"what do you want?"

After receiving the affirmative answer, Loki was excited and it showed in his tone.

"I want Valahar mainly because of its special effect of condensing the divinity of battle. Therefore, I hope you can provide a complete set of combat experience of the 'Norse God of War', give it to me now."

"You are the insidious and cunning witch Harley, what experience do you need as God of War? Why don't I teach you the spell of my real name as the God of Trickery, so that you can become a master of deception and become a Grandmaster of Trickery." Loki said in a strange tone.

"Cunning is a slander against me by my enemies. In fact, I am an honest person." Harley said seriously.

Loki hesitated and said: "If I had the 'complete set of God of War experience', I would have become the Nordic God of War long ago.

I can only pass on my combat experience to you, all of it. "

"Alas, Duoduo's cause and effect has been completely canceled out." Harley sighed.

"Can."

Harley was disappointed.

She didn't know if Loki was too rubbish or if he was hiding something. After digesting the combat experience transmitted by him, she learned several sets of exquisite assassin combat skills. However, the completeness of the "Seal of the God of War" that she was looking forward to was greatly improved. Did not happen.

The improvement from 30% completion to 32% is only two percentage points.

The main Nordic god who has lived for hundreds of years has less "God of War experience" than her, the "Arkham God of War" who is less than thirty years old.

Of course, it is also possible that the experience you gain is your own.

After all, the outsiders' understanding of combat is at a different level and has a weaker effect on her.

"Brother Morpheus, do you know about Ragnarok?"

After digesting "Loki's Battle Insights", Harley immediately got up from the bed and ran to the Sandman's guest room.

He was still thoughtful.

"Why do you suddenly ask this?" Morpheus asked confused.

"I made a deal with Loki. He wants to use my hand to escape Odin's control, but I'm worried that Ragnarok will affect the earth." Harley said honestly.

"If Ragnarok could affect the earth, would you still help Loki?" Morpheus asked.

Harley nodded without hesitation, "My promise is worth thousands of gold."

"Then what else are you asking?" Morpheus said calmly.

Harley smiled slyly, clenched her hands into fists, and said, "I want to have both, being honest and trustworthy while also ensuring not to harm the people of the earth."

"If you want to have the best of both worlds, how is it possible-" Morpheus was stunned.

It's indeed possible.

Just because she was honest and trustworthy didn't mean Loki could succeed, because he now knew that he wanted to escape.

"The prophecy should be true. All things will eventually perish, and the gods are no exception.

I guess it has something to do with the source of the gods' power.

The power of miracles comes with a price.

Ragnarok is when the price is paid.

It was not just a scourge for the Norse gods, but all the old gods were involved.

However, each pantheon has different opinions on the specific process of Ragnarok.

It’s hard to say whether Loki was the trigger.

But one thing is 100% certain - Odin, who has drank from the Fountain of Wisdom, will not go crazy or do useless work. Loki is likely to threaten the Aesir under his rule. "Morpheus said.

Harley thought thoughtfully, "I am a good person who keeps my promises. I will definitely do the rest of what I promised Loki."

She gave him a meaningful look.

Morpheus looked calm and unmoved.

The next afternoon.

In the hall of the Palace of the Lord of Dreams, the banquet has been cancelled, and the performance of 'Three Thousand Ways of Cain Killing His Brother' on the stage has also ended.

The god who had lived for millions of years still couldn't hide the nervousness on his face, standing in the audience waiting for Sandman's final decision.

Morpheus didn't keep them waiting long, and soon appeared with the key, accompanied by Harley.

"Thank you all for your patience, but this is indeed a difficult decision. Asgard, demons, neon gods, Egyptian gods, Indian gods. There are too many gods who want this key."

"Stop chattering, Morpheus!" Belial, the King of Lies, shouted impatiently: "Give me the key to hell, and I will give you what you deserve. Let this mess end as soon as possible!"

Anubis said coldly: "Lucifer's hell should belong to us."

"The craftsmanship of our neon gods can better manage hell." Susano'o looked at Morpheus and said.

"We in the Indian pantheon have an ancient and advanced civilization that can make hell a better place."

"us."

Thor, a drunken muscle lump, squeezed the "pencil hammer" and roared at the gods: "You guys want to rule hell? I can chop you into pieces with a bolt of lightning."

“Boom—Crack!”

A bolt of lightning shot out from the hammer head as big as a baby's fist, but turned a corner and landed on His own head.

"Boom - bang -" The lightning exploded the muscle mass into an explosive head, and several flashes of light caused a black cloud as big as a washbasin to pour down icy rain on the top of the head.

"Oh~~~Odin's blood!" Thor ran blankly, and the dark clouds moved with him, "Is my hammer drunk?"

"This is my palace, and you must abide by my rules in my palace." Morpheus's eyes were indifferent and his tone was cold.

"Sorry, my son is drunk." Odin bowed apologetically.

Morpheus nodded, glanced at the angel who was still floating in the air with an expressionless face from the corner of his eye, turned to everyone and said: "I keep my promise and will definitely give away the key today."

The two angels still looked indifferent, making it impossible to guess what they were thinking from their expressions and eyes.

Harry's heart moved, and he stood up with a smile and said: "Before giving away the keys, I will serve as the examiner and ask you one last question."

Morpheus frowned and glanced at her, then relaxed his brows and remained silent, acquiescing to her taking the spotlight.

"Hell is a place that accommodates the dead. How do you receive the souls going to hell? And how do you set the standards for going to hell? According to the order of entering the hall yesterday, God King Odin, you go first."

Odin pondered for a moment, but followed his heart, "As long as I believe in me and are brave and warlike heroes, they will enjoy endless mead, young and beautiful women, countless wealth, and eternity in hell. A non-stop fight.”

Harley nodded and looked at the King of Lies, "Belly?"

"When I rule Hell, I will launch a war against Heaven as soon as possible to unite people and restore faith in Hell. Hehehe, Arkham God of War, we will focus on taking care of you then, hahahaha."

Harley licked her lips and said with fiery eyes, "To be honest, I'm really looking forward to it."

——How many demonic origins should be devoured and how many levels of experience should be gained by then!

Belial was shocked and confused. The divine light flowing out of the witch's eyes was not fear and shrinking, but greed? !

grass!

Susanoo: "Under the rule of the Neon Gods, Hell will become more efficient than ever."

Harry's eyes flashed and he said: "Efficiency requires a large number of high-quality administrative staff."

"You don't have to worry about this. After taking over Hell, we will first canonize 8 million ghosts and gods from the heroic spirits of the samurai class who are educated and know how to manage." Susana said with a confident smile.

Harley gave a thumbs up, "Brilliant!"

Susana nodded proudly.

"We're more efficient and simpler."

Anubis hurriedly explained his method of managing Hades.

“We are not only efficient and concise, but also gentler”

Next, one by one, the gods talked endlessly about their advanced management systems, corporate culture and highest ideals.

None of them coincide with God’s teachings.

Each is a heretic in the eyes of God’s teachings.

With a smile on her face, Harley affirmed every "tendering company".

Suddenly, Archangel Lemuel's expression changed slightly, and he stretched out his hand and shouted: "Mr. Meng, please wait a moment, our Lord has a message to convey to you - ah ah ah, no, no, no!"

Halfway through the words, He held his head and wailed uncontrollably, "No, Heavenly Father, you can't demote me to hell. My fall is not my wish, ah!"