I want to have a date with Superman

Earth 0 was as motionless as a mountain, and Alexander Kent finally couldn't sit still.

Three days later, a super luxurious army descended on Earth 0.

Harley also finally met Lois' unfilial son as an adult, and also met the legendary 'other supermen'.

"Hahaha, Alexander, you've grown so big, you're so handsome, so--" Harley wanted to pretend to be a little aunt, to dampen the arrogance of the menacing heir to the Monitor.

He was indeed quite arrogant. When he saw her, he directly called her "Harley Quinn" and dared to shame her - his eyes clearly showed dissatisfaction and irritability.

However, after Harley took a closer look at him, she was a little stunned and asked, "Why do you look so much like Luther?"

Alexander Kent looks almost identical to Lex Luthor except for his bright red hair.

It's not that the facial features are similar, but that they are carved from the same mold.

"My father is Luther." Alexander said solemnly.

His adoptive father, Superman, was standing beside him with a complicated look on his face. He wanted to go up and hug him, but he stopped when he saw his expression and eyes.

"Luthor, come here!" She waved to Luther, who was also stunned in the crowd.

"Does your father look like me?" Luther asked in surprise.

"Most of the people in the parallel universe have similar looks," said the gray-haired Superman next to Alexander.

Harley glanced at him and nodded with a complicated expression, "It seems like it is."

This old Superman is almost the Superman of 20 years later.

"Hello, Miss Quinn, I've heard Superman mention you a long time ago." Old Superman greeted her with a smile.

"Hello Superman, what should I call you?"

"Like them, call me 'Old Superman'."

Old Superman is also a Superman. As he gets older, he is more kind and gentle, and he has a temperament that is hard to dislike.

He was also very enthusiastic and took the initiative to help Harley introduce other people.

There are six people in total, including the old acquaintance Laila who lost her power and became an ordinary person, the super girl with a red headband, the outcast with purple hair and green cloak, Ms. Quark with white short hair, Dr. Light named 'Kidai', the American Uncle Sam in spiritual form.

Supergirl does her best Harley impression.

Her flawless and pretty face is only a secondary reason for her likability, the key is her temperament.

She stood there casually with her left hand on her hips, her breasts straight and her legs long and straight.

The red cloak behind him fluttered in the wind like a flag, and his thick golden curly hair was tied only with a red ribbon. The messy hair swayed with the red ribbon, and half of her pretty, childish cheeks were covered, but she didn't smooth it down.

The bright big eyes looming under the hair are calm and gentle but with a hint of sharpness, and the fair and flawless face has the perseverance and persistence of a battle-hardened female warrior.

Compared with this female warrior who perfectly combines strength and beauty, the other heroes are slightly shabby.

Ms. Quark is very skinny, but she wears a very thin, tight-fitting body suit, which is very unconventional.

If she were younger and more beautiful, non-mainstream people could also interpret alternative beauty.

It's a pity that she is over forty and her appearance is only average.

Dr. Light Jundai is a neon female scientist who uses light as a superpower and can be Superman's golden partner.

Uncle Sam wears a vest and a top hat with stars and stripes pattern on his head. He is tall and thin with a goatee. He is a handsome and energetic old white man - almost exactly the same as the image in American anthropomorphic comics.

Abandoned people are very special and are the focus of attention. Bateman has already produced a detailed "Abandoned Person File" and sent it to every giant on earth.

"Miss Quinn, with your wisdom, you should be able to guess the purpose of our coming to you today."

After getting to know each other and entering the conference room next to the Hall of Heroes, the old Superman took the initiative.

Harley glanced at Alexander and Laila. The two seemed to know the tense relationship between themselves and her. They also knew that the old Superman had the buff of being enthusiastic, gentle and easy to get along with, so he entrusted the leadership of the conversation to the old Superman.

“Our idea is very simple, treat the Hades universe as a backup plan, and as a last resort, just like you, move the universe there.

But before that, all the heroes and soldiers of Earth 0 will try to solve the crisis by relying on their own strength. " Harley said frankly.

"Using Hades as a backup?" Alexander frowned, looking worried.

"It's not a spare tire, it's Plan B." Harley said.

What the hell difference does this make?

Alexander was stunned.

"Are you confident that you can defeat the Anti-Monitor?" Super Girl with a red headband asked curiously, "Can you tell me your plan?"

Harley looked around at the group of people and asked, "Didn't you discover what's special about Earth 0? I don't want to talk about the main universe, I just compare the current situation of this universe with your universe."

"Strange, the sky has turned red, why didn't the Shadow Demon attack?" Ms. Quark said.

"There's no antimatter cloud either," Supergirl said.

"Compared with our disaster-ridden and devastated Earth, this place seems unaffected by the Crisis on Infinite Earths." Uncle Sam said.

"However, in the United States here." A few wrinkles appeared on his forehead. "Here, my strength is very weak. Miss Quinn, General Lane, your patriotism education in the United States needs to be improved!"

General Lane was a little confused and embarrassed, "What does it have to do with patriotism?"

Harley smiled and said, "Uncle Sam is the most accurate measuring instrument of patriotism. The more patriotic an American is, the stronger he is."

"Can you measure everyone's patriotism? What do you think of me?" General Lane asked curiously.

"Well, you are very patriotic and can score 83 points." Uncle Sam praised.

Harry felt a chill in his heart and quickly put on God's skin.

Sure enough, he turned his attention to her the next moment, "It's strange, I can't resonate with your patriotism."

He then explained: “I am the embodiment of the spirit of the United States and the embodiment of the concept of ‘love for the United States’. I can directly feel the patriotic sentiments by resonating with the patriotism.

I can also draw the power of faith from your patriotism and indirectly infer the strength of patriotism. "

Harley said seriously: "I am a mage. I don't want others to see through the secrets of practice, so I opened the magical power of 'God descends to earth'. You can only sense 1% of the breath at most."

The God force field could only block the prying eyes of magic, but could not block the "power of patriotic faith" emanating from her own body. Therefore, she did not say anything, leaving a "one percent" leeway.

"But I haven't absorbed a single bit of power. Even if it's a hundred times stronger, it's still nothing." Uncle Sam said doubtfully.

——Shit, how can you say that you have stayed in the United States for more than 20 years and become a master? How come you don’t even have any patriotic beliefs? !

Harley was really shocked. She felt that she should have some love for the United States, because she had become a part of the United States.

She loves her big house, her technology company with a market value of hundreds of billions, she loves Gotham, which she rules, she loves the American political arena that she controls, and she loves the media and fans who love her.

With so much love, at least there is a passing grade, right?

"I said at most one percent." Harley sighed, without a flicker in her eyes or a trace of strange color on her face. "It seems that I still underestimated the power of God. Under the protection of God's power, you can probably only sense One ten thousandth, one billionth, or less breath.”

"Really?" Although Uncle Sam was doubtful, he was somewhat convinced.

Because the Fifth Ring General has great merit and is highly educated, it is impossible to get zero points.

"Look at the others." Harley said.

"Superman has a score of 90, which is the highest. Bateman has a score of 70, which is not bad. Wonder Woman has a score of 78, which is very good! Green Lantern has a score of 84, which is very good. Cyborg has a score of 64, which has great potential."

Uncle Sam stroked his beard lightly, as if Xu Zijiang was still alive, and reviewed each hero one by one. He was very satisfied that all the heroes were above the passing line.

Until his eyes fell on Luthor, he raised his eyebrows, "Lex Luthor, 3 points, this."

"Nonsense, I am patriotic, I am very patriotic, I have been very patriotic since I was a child!"

In the weird eyes of everyone, Luther was furious, "In the eighth grade, after watching the documentary 'Dr. Manha in Vietnam', I even won the 'Watchman Patriotic Award' based on my review."

“Awards don’t prove anything.”

Wonder Woman, who scored 78 points as an Amazon, had contempt in her eyes, but also a touch of pride.

"Luthor, everyone knows who you are," Hal Jordan scoffed.

"Even if I'm not a cross-dressing hero," Luther pursed his lips and said coldly, "But I have real estate all over the United States, I own a technology company with a market value of hundreds of billions, I rule almost half of the metropolis, and I dominate the political and business circles. , Time magazine has chosen me as a cover character many times, because I have so many fans and so many things worthy of love, how could it be only seven points?"

Uncle Sam solemnly said: "Patriotism is a kind of recognition from the heart, a sense of pride and satisfaction, and an impulse to pay for it.

What you enjoy and love now will not change much if you move to another country or another planet. "

Alexander leaned forward, put his arms on the table, and said seriously: "Everyone, time is urgent, please get back to the topic."

"Where is he?" Harley asked him.

Uncle Sam shook his head and said: "He has not received patriotic education and has not yet established a patriotic concept."

"Zero points? Hahaha." Luther laughed, and his expression became much more relaxed.

It turns out that he is not the lowest, 'his son' is lower than him.

"Miss Quinn, we were just talking about your plan. If you don't agree with the monitor's plan, just talk about your own." Old Superman said gently.

“Our planet is in very good shape, what does that mean?”

"You did a good job in defense." Old Superman praised.

Harley shook her head slightly, "It means that Earth 0 is the main target of the Anti-Monitor.

He values ​​Earth 0, but he also knows that Earth 0 is a hard nut.

So after a little testing and seeing that it was really hard to chew, he immediately stopped and decided to put his power on the other four universes and the monitor satellite, and finally concentrate all his efforts on us. "

"Since you understand that the current comfort is only temporary and is a precursor to a storm, why are you still unwilling to enter the underworld? There, at least five earths can huddle together for warmth." Laila said.

Harley glanced at her, "With all due respect, hugging five earths cannot give people a sense of security. We have had the opportunity to hug countless earths.

Also, you missed my subtext.

Earth 0 is the focus and the most important battlefield.

If neither Shadow Demon nor the Antimatter Cloud can take us down, will the Anti-Monitor take action himself?

If he dares to come, isn't this an opportunity for us?

Therefore, my plan is that you stay here and eliminate the anti-monitors on Earth 0, instead of running to an unfamiliar antimatter universe and imagining that the snake in the river can suppress the tiger that swallows the infinite earth. "

"Your plan has a premise. Earth 0 can completely block the Shadow Demon and the antimatter cloud. Otherwise, there is no need for the Anti-Monitor to take action personally. Can you?" Alexander Kent asked.

Harley smiled, "So we have a spare tire and a plan B. Give it a try. If you fail, you won't lose much. If you succeed, you will make a lot of money and make a lot of money."

"Little Kent, she convinced me that I want to stay on Earth 0 and wait for the Anti-Monitor." Supergirl said.

"I also think Miss Quinn's words make sense." Ms. Quark and the old man said.

Uncle Sam said solemnly: "Based on my 40 years of battlefield experience against the overlord Superman, it is far more reliable to treat Earth 0 as an ambush circle and wait for work than to travel long distances to the antimatter universe that no one has ever been to.

We should give Earth 0 maximum support. "

Dr. Hikaru Jundai complained to Harley: "You have such a great plan, why did you hide it and didn't tell it earlier?"

Alexander opened his mouth and wanted to yell: mmp, I asked you to come here to help me convince her!