I want to have a date with Superman

"Prison break?" Bateman's eyes widened and he couldn't believe what he heard.

Harley nodded and sighed: "Yes, his soul escaped to hell. What if it wasn't a prison escape? It's just that his method was so novel that even I was a little surprised."

"You tortured him and forced the clown to commit suicide in search of relief, and you actually said he 'escaped from prison'?"

Bateman could barely maintain his low, hoarse voice.

"First of all, I have never tortured him." Harley said seriously.

Bateman said in a deep voice: "It's so insincere for you to fool me with these words. Who doesn't know that you can use holy healing to quickly heal people's skin wounds?

By the way, holy healing can only restore trauma. If you carefully examine the clown's bones and muscle tissue, you will definitely find traces of trauma. "

"Baitman, I deny torturing him, but I don't deny hitting him with a stick. These are two different concepts. Just like on the street, you rampage and use your bat shoulder to break the ribs of passers-by. You are guilty.

But in football, pretending to be disabled is only a legal foul.

I've been to Arkham Asylum because I'm the asylum's special psychiatrist.

The clown Jerome has just participated in a high-intensity interstellar war. It is his first time to participate in the interstellar war and the digital soul war. It is inevitable to have post-war psychological trauma and require treatment by a psychologist.

Well, that is, the 'Quick's Stick Therapy' that restored his physical injuries and restored his mental health. "

Seeing her serious face without blinking, Bateman said in disbelief: "He committed suicide. He couldn't bear it anymore. He committed suicide and died. Do you still have the nerve to ask for treatment?"

"Yes, he died, committed suicide, and he did something that normal people would not do, which shows that he really had post-war traumatic stress disorder.

It's a pity that the course of treatment has not been completed yet, and it cannot help him get rid of the nightmare about Brainiac. " Harley sighed.

"Harley, let's talk in another way." Bateman pulled off the bat hood, "The person in front of you now is not Batman from the Justice League."

"Oh, it's you Bruce!" Harley nodded and changed her rhetoric calmly: "I was worried that some of Brainiac's data would remain in his soul, so I asked the Son of God to convert him, and the result was——"

She patted Gou Shengzi on the head and said, "Look at the good thing you did!"

"I said at that time that we could slowly guide him on the road to redemption over several years. You disagreed. You must achieve immediate results and success." Dog Shengzi said.

"What does degreeization mean?" Bruce asked.

Dog Shengzi said: "Imbugate his soul with my sacred power.

If you don't understand, you can simply understand that if you add salt to clear water, the water will become salty; if you drop red ink in the water, the water will turn red.

Master Harley actually has good intentions and does not want to torture him. Let the clown accept the influence of my power, and then use the confession stick to teach him, the effect will be a hundred times greater.

Even if you fall like a clown, there is a certain chance that you will be forcibly transformed into a devout believer.

Turning evil Arkham criminals into believers in God is exactly the purpose of Arkham Asylum and the highest ideal of the Constitution, isn't it? "

Bruce sighed: "You may have good intentions, but your actions actually trample on human rights."

"Blasphemy!" Harley scolded with a straight face, "Bruce Wayne, you are blaspheming God! Jerome used the holy power to awaken Jerome's conscience, just like Jesus converted the witch Magdalene, you dare to say that Jesus trampled on human rights?"

"No, that's not a normal conversion." Bruce was speechless, but the Dog Son rebelled, "I advised you at that time to spend several years slowly redeeming him and letting him understand the teachings of God and the world. love.

Magical impregnation is the way of magic. I was forced to do it. I am guilty and I repent! "

Harley resisted the urge to ride on its neck and hit the dog's head with her fists, and said with a stern face: "To treat Jerome, you have to use heavy medicine. I know this better than God."

"But he's dead." Gou Shengzi Gou said with guilt on his face.

"Death is not the end. While his body is still warm, let me go to the morgue and bring his soul back from hell." Harley was about to leave.

Bruce waved his hand and sighed: "Forget it, don't torment him with black magic anymore, let him rest in hell."

He put on the bat helmet and finally said: "Harley, Jerome can be considered an accident, but I hope you will not go to Arkham again in the future."

"You still hope Gotham is crime-free," Harley sneered.

Bateman looked at her deeply and said, "Let's see how you explain Jerome's suicide note to others."

Harley didn't have to explain it to anyone.

Jerome's death certainly caused quite a stir in Arkham Asylum.

But this Jerome doesn't have the "dominance" of the clown in the original time and space. He killed many people and battled wits and courage with Bateman, which is all right.

But he was also in a lunatic asylum and was bullied by his fellow inmates for ten years.

Such people commit suicide only to make the inmates sigh - Gotham is always her Gotham, death may not be a relief - and then continue to live their own small lives.

To put it bluntly, Harley's ruthless and vicious "true face" has not been hidden from them at all.

Just in the past two days, Harley "cleared" Arkham again, and every criminal was taken care of.

Now that Harley has tortured the Joker to the point of committing suicide, it will only deepen their previous impression of her, but it will not shock them to discover that the Golden Nuclear Bomb is actually such a person.

Arkham and Gotham had little impact, and they didn't cause any splash in the United States.

There are now three news items occupying the front page, grabbing the attention of all people on earth: The aftermath of the 'inspirational golden nuclear bomb' has not only not stopped, but has triggered a new trend - learning from the golden nuclear bomb, through unremitting efforts, Let yourself transform from ordinary to 'the most beautiful in the universe'.

Louise's "Open Eyes to the Universe" column has specially produced a series of programs "Harley Quinn: From a small town girl in Salta to the most beautiful girl in the universe".

Lois, the famous cosmic chronicler, uses an objective, truthful and strictly neutral attitude to show Harley's short but wonderful life: from a budding young athlete, to the little queen of Gotham High School gymnastics, to the Gotham orphan - the Abbey Killer - who was... The Holy Crusaders and the wanted criminals suppressed by the Gotham government - the anonymous little nun - first met the martial arts master in the Gotham Black State organization - Bali Street's 'Angel with Guns and Body Armor' - the orphanage girl with a big twist The heroes - the Falcone family - are obsessed with martial arts, training 18 hours a day, being hit by dozens of strong men with sticks to practice hard skills - ten years of hard training, countless failures, and finally in the Krypton crisis CUHK shines—the five-ring general who soars into the sky

The sensational effect caused by this news even surpassed the "golden nuclear bomb, the backbone of the earth" that day.

Because not only the people on earth are immersed in the growth history of the golden nuclear bomb, but hundreds of alien media have also broadcast this program.

Gordon's daughter Barbara watched "Quinn" and that day she clamored to sign up for the world's best martial arts dojo, learn kung fu and become "the second most beautiful woman in the universe."

In addition to "Quinn", which is more exciting than the Hollywood movie, there are two other pieces of news that have attracted great attention from the people of the earth: the Green Lantern Corps has set up an office on the earth, and seven green lanterns live on the earth permanently. They also recruit green lantern interns to promote the green lantern faith; Pharaoh The king's crisis is approaching, and the five-ring general is secretly forming the Earth Legion.

Not to mention the death of the Joker, in yesterday’s new issue of the "Cosmic King of Fighters Tournament", martial artist Harley lost again and was crushed by Wonder Woman in all directions - under Harley’s verbal humiliation, the furious heroine provided With more than half a level of experience, and several other heroes and superpowers who came to challenge themselves, Harley almost reached level 78.

But this news almost didn’t make the headlines.

There are too many hot news, except Bateman, who cares about the Joker?

When Chief Luo called and asked if he wanted the GCPD to find a "real suicide note", Harley refused without much thought.

She doesn't feel like she did anything wrong.

"Harry, you were really wrong this time. You did something you shouldn't do given your status."

In Metropolis, Stryker Island Prison, Superman said seriously.

"Where is wrong?"

"Your treatment of prison criminals is too rough. Not only the death of the Joker, but also what you did in Bellevue Prison and Arkham Asylum, I know everything about it.

Your behavior goes beyond the scope of understanding the abilities and strength characteristics of superpowers. Do you have a mental illness?" He asked cautiously.

"Yes, I am sick. I have the heart disease of 'representing the state's violent organs, using violence to subdue violent elements, in order to safeguard legal authority and human justice.'" Harley said seriously.

Superman said with a black line, "I will watch your every move on Stryker Island, if you do anything illegal"

General Lane, who was accompanying Harley, frowned and said, "Superman, you have to understand that we are government officials and law enforcers."

Superman was choked by his father-in-law and insisted: "Law enforcers also need supervision."

"Am I not supervising Senator Quinn? You superheroes are only responsible for arresting criminals. The subsequent trials and supervision have nothing to do with you."

General Lane didn't think Harley's behavior was excessive.

He has done, or is currently doing, more extreme things, such as the Kryptonian gene project led by Luther.

For example, the Cudmore Project is dedicated to superpowers, genetic mutations, and superhuman cloning.

Under the watchful eye of Superman, Harley masturbated the criminals in Stryker Prison one by one.

It increased from 55% at level 77 to 18% at level 78, which made Harley not satisfied.

Stryker Island is the home base of the Superman fan club. Who are the Superman fans?

These guys are so strong that they can arm-wrestle with Superman, but their experience is about the same as that of the Arkham Elites.

Too bad.

Harley was unwilling to accept the fertile land of Metropolis to harvest such a few fruits. Before leaving, she went to the Luther Group and, in the name of testing the combat power of the Luther mecha, took away a full 0.3 level from the bald man. experience!

More than all the other criminals on Stryker Island combined.

Harley was happy and angry.

Happy to have a great harvest, only half way to level 79.

When she was angry, she only taunted Luther a few times, and the guy's level of malice toward her skyrocketed. She didn't know if it would come down in the end.

"Continue to patrol the country and raise the level to level 80. The anti-matter wall will no longer be a threat to me."

With such expectations, Harley's figure began to appear in cities across North America.

It wasn't until the second week after the New Year, in early January 2015, that she had to rush to the watchtower.

"What, this guy is Alexander Kent?"

Looking at the child in the sterile test box, Harley was stunned.

In just over half a month, he had grown from a newborn baby to a teenage boy.

The child is not ignorant, his eyes are clear, revealing wisdom and maturity.

Obviously, he did not simply grow physically, but his brain and intelligence also kept up with the "age" of his body.

"Does Louise's milk contain special nutrients?"

Harley turned her attention to the Cosmos Mingji, whose belly was swollen and her breasts were bulging.