I want to have a date with Superman

“At the last Earth Heroes Convention, the entire Green Lantern Corps was dispatched to intimidate the people of Earth in the name of universe security.

After Apokolips invaded, we only sent a small team of volunteers

The Green Lantern Corps did not have a good impression on the people of Earth, and it was difficult to influence them ideologically and culturally. "A little blue man said.

Apas said calmly: "You are worrying too much, I understand the history of earth civilization.

Even if developed countries invade or even colonize backward countries, as long as the developed countries continue to maintain their technological leadership.

Then, with a superior attitude, it releases some false and low-cost goodwill to backward countries.

The "advanced intellectuals" in countries with backward technology and economy were immediately deeply moved, and then took the initiative to whitewash and beautify their former enemies.

It's not a false flattery.

They are completely conquered from soul to marrow, and wholeheartedly praise everything about developed countries.

As long as the science and technology is advanced enough and the economy is developed enough, even if the culture and system are rotten into shit, even if their own culture is as brilliant and rich as the stars, they will only worship and believe in the "stinky shit" of the former colonizers and turn their own Culture is treated like stinky shit.

What's more, our ideas are not stinking shit.

‘Justice, freedom and peace’ are the sharpest swords and hardest shields among all ideals, which are invincible and indestructible.

We stand in the stars and shout that "promoting justice and maintaining peace is the right thing to do."

Even Witch Harley had to cower aside, unable to refute.

The ideals of the Green Lantern Corps are justice, peace, and order. They are noble and great. There is nothing wrong with them. People on earth cannot resist this idea.

Coupled with the fact that the Green Lantern Corps is the best in the universe in terms of technology, people on earth, at least celebrities in the intellectual circles of earth, will worship us crazily and praise us for everything we do.

Our intimidation of Witch Harley may even become an example of justice and strength.

We only send a small team to support the earth, and they can understand it. They understand our great sentiment of sending the most elite team to help the earth when we are in crisis.

In short, as long as we are strong enough and our brand is bright enough, no matter what we do, some literate people on earth can give us the "most beautiful" explanation.

And often those people on earth can still occupy the mainstream of public opinion. "

"What's the use of the worship and praise of the people on Earth? They don't have what we need." A little blue man said.

"Of course they do!" Apas said indifferently: "Even if it only makes Witch Harley uncomfortable, it is worth a little effort.

What's more, the earth itself is very special.

They are the only civilization in the universe that repelled Darkseid's invasion, and they also captured Brainiac, who also had a headache from the Green Lantern Corps.

As these two things spread throughout the universe, will other civilizations regard the earth as a new force in the universe?

Zhenglian is also like us, adhering to the concepts of justice and peace. In the interstellar news, there are numerous reports that the Justice League was almost wiped out in order to save the planet Lalu.

Zheng Lian knew that the supernova storm would arrive within a minute, but they still stayed on Lalu Planet, standing with billions of Lalu Planet people, and even temporarily abandoned the Earth's capital city in the Skull Spaceship.

Almost every celebrity in the universe has praised Zhenglian and Injustice Watcher.

The people on earth are not only saving themselves this time, they are also acting chivalrously and eliminating harm for the people.

But saving LaRue and judging Brainiac should have been the responsibility of the Green Lantern Corps.

Many cosmic media have clearly pointed this out, and we cannot argue with it.

Ion Man is not Green Lantern, everyone knows that.

If Zheng Lian does more work for the Green Lantern Corps, then"

All the little blue people were silent.

Ganser said: "Apas, you are worrying too much. The status of the Green Lantern Corps took billions of years to establish. How many cosmic super hero organizations have been born during this period?

No matter how prosperous they once were, they eventually died and withered within a few decades.

Our biggest advantage is actually longevity and heritage.

Even if the Green Lantern Corps disbands starting today, leaving the universe to be managed by the Justice League.

Thousands of years later, they turned into ashes, and the Guardians of the Universe were still the Guardians of the Universe.

Sprinkle 3,600 rings into the universe, and 3,600 Green Lanterns gather in Oua in one day, and the Legion will still be a Legion. "

"Gunther is right. We have too great an advantage. No matter how indifferent we face our competitors, we will always win," Scarface said.

"I understand what you are saying. I just suggest that you pay a little attention to the earth and strengthen the connection with Zhenglian and the earth. After all, there is only one Witch Harley in billions of years." Apas said.

"Witch Harley is indeed a wonderful flower. The key is that she is a mage and can live immortally." A little blue man agreed.

"If she keeps relying on the power of the lamp ring and wastes her magic practice, resulting in a low level of magic and dying within a hundred years. In the long run, is it actually good for us?" A little blue man murmured.

"This" all the little blue people were speechless.

"Don't think blindly. The 'Curse of Cain' imposed by Satan on her means that even if she is only a magic apprentice, she will grow old and never die. She is a big thief." Gunther said calmly.

"Satan." Gurian suddenly said: "Is the Parallax monster whereabouts?"

"Only a remnant of the soul escaped from hell, and most of the origin was devoured by Witch Harley." Apas said coldly.

"Where did he escape?" Gulian continued to ask.

"According to the energy response of the emotional spectrum, it probably falls in the antimatter universe." Apas said.

Ganser's indifferent expression became solemn: "We don't need the Parallax monster, but we can't let it fall into the hands of others.

You should all remember the prophecy about our fate in the "Book of Oa" - one day, both the Green Lantern Corps and the Guardians of the Universe will be destroyed at the hands of the Parallax monster's host.

I was worried before that the destroyer in the prophecy was the witch Harley. The witch's escape from the central energy battery was the beginning of the prophecy, so I persuade you to immediately agree to the reconciliation treaty guaranteed by the Stranger."

"We should go to the antimatter universe." Scarface said.

Apas said: "The antimatter universe is very dangerous, you can send lanterns there."

Central City, hidden in a remote warehouse in the old city, is the headquarters of the Rogue Gang. It is said to be the headquarters, but it is actually Captain Leng’s former hideout. It is an old warehouse of 400 square meters, with a few broken sofas and a large color TV, covering an area of ​​100 square meters. experimental area.

At this time, Captain Boomerang was drinking beer and playing darts with Heat Wave.

Captain Cold is modifying his freezing gun on the experimental bench.

Several others were sitting on the sofa watching TV and playing with their mobile phones.

"Having saved tens of billions of interstellar refugees, will it go against my past beliefs and make me feel uncomfortable? What kind of problem is this? I am indeed not a hero in the traditional sense, but I am not a pervert.

When I was on Earth, I asked my team not to kill people, not to hurt innocent people, and not even to fly (PS).

Like the captain, I am a 'human hero' with some moral flaws."

"Is it that bastard Sam again?" Heat Wave threw away the darts and shouted to the magic flute who was watching videos on the sofa.

"You still can't recognize his voice?" Magic Flute didn't even raise his head.

"Mother Fake, when did the Rogue Gang become his team? Returning human heroes, bah!

Every time that guy goes to a fast food restaurant to eat burgers, he always touches the waitress's buttocks. He is the most despicable guy in our team.

Now you actually dare to brag about your "moral flaws" in front of the people on earth, Fake! "Helang cursed.

"It's not Earth. He's giving an exclusive interview to an alien TV station. Well, he's deceiving the people of the galaxy." Magic Flute said sourly.

“I have resisted touching my phone for the past two days. Even if it is turned on, I will never watch puppy videos or other news.

I don't want to see Sam's proud face, and I don't want to hear his bragging! "

The weather wizard glanced at the green cloaked magic flute and said, "You are also sick, and you are specifically looking for his videos to watch."

Magic Flute continued to stare at the video, "Put yourself into his role, and imagine that I was the one who received the Five Rings General's 'Heroic Order' that day, and now I am talking to the alien inscriptions and being admired and cheered by countless people on earth. It’s me as a human being, so it feels very different.”

"Shit, isn't this too sexy?" the trickster cursed.

Heat Wave took out his mobile phone, opened the news network casually, and found dozens of exclusive interview news.

"Don't mention it, it feels really different, it feels so good!" He said with a satisfied look on his face.

"Really?" Captain Boomerang was doubtful and picked up his Paradise Mountain mobile phone.

After a moment, "Hahaha, I'm so awesome."

"Wha—" The window glass flashed, and the Mirror Master in silver nano uniform jumped into the warehouse hall. He saw all his friends staring at their phones with weird smiles on their faces.

"You--" Mirror Master walked a few steps closer and heard his own voice in the video. He couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, "Are you laughing at me?"

"Who - shit, Sam?" Captain Cold was startled, saw the person clearly, turned off the phone quickly, and said with an awkward expression: "Hi, guys, Hero Sam is back!"

"Oh, Sam, you're back, why didn't you call in advance?"

"Sam, you look so handsome in this uniform!"

"Sam, I haven't seen you for a few days. You seem to have gained weight? Is the alien food delicious? Did you bring some back?"

"What were you doing just now?" Sam asked with a dull face.

"Uh, I'm not doing anything, I'm just watching the news." Everyone's eyes flickered and he hesitated.

"I know you are reading my news, and I saw your sarcastic smiles. Fortunately, I brought gifts for each of you from hundreds of light years away." Sam said angrily.

"Sam, I swear, we really weren't mocking you. Well, at least not when we just watched the video."

Captain Ice originally had a serious face and vowed, but then, he remembered that they had indeed ridiculed him before, and his expression couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

Several teammates tried to comfort him and finally revealed the matter.

"Why are you back all of a sudden? Didn't you say there was a congressional dinner tonight?" Relang asked.

"Not just tonight, there are all kinds of interviews, invitations, award ceremonies. There are too many activities, and the other party is either a famous celebrity in the universe, or the president, or a congressman. There is no way to refuse, and the schedule has been scheduled for half a month.

Alas, being a legend in the universe is so tiring, even more tiring than fighting Brainiac for 300 rounds. "Mirror Image Master sighed.

——Do you really have the nerve to say that during this entire operation, did you fight anyone for even one round?

Everyone in the Rogue Gang complained in their hearts.

"Why are you always the one giving interviews and attending events, while Harley Quinn hasn't even shown up a few times." Captain Ice asked strangely.

PS: The Rogue Gang is indeed a breath of fresh air among DC super villain organizations. Their gang rules are stricter than most ordinary social groups.

For example, you can't kill, you can't poison, you can't betray your teammates