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Quinn Manor.

"Harry, what are you going to do with these disgusting things?"

Ivy asked, pointing to the 'Ninja Master' in the basket.

Harley hesitated and said: "This guy is an immortal and can be resurrected infinitely, even if there is only a corpse left."

"It's not that simple. If you bury it in the backyard as flower fertilizer, there won't even be ashes left after a month." Ivy said with a smile.

Harley shook her head slightly, "Lei Xiaogu is dead, and his soul must be in the hands of the Three Palace Demons.

According to the general rules of black magic, the corpse is both the basis for resurrection and the means to restrict him.

If the body is completely destroyed and Lei Xiaogu loses his restraints, he may be rewarded by the Three Palaces, reincarnated into a more powerful demon, or simply change his body. "

Selina said: "Stuff the body into a concrete pile and throw it into the sea or outer space."

Harley continued to shake her head, "How can the sea and outer space stop the devil? The corpse can be found with a simple 'Undead Corpse Searching Technique'."

Selina clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Made him into a specimen and threw it in Heaven Mountain outside Silver City to ensure that no one can resurrect him."

"Actually, I'm thinking about how to get revenge on him." Harley said.

Selena grinned, "He regards you as the biggest enemy in his life, but you didn't look at him. His grand 'witch hunting plan' was resolved by Bateman without you even knowing about it."

He also wants to make a comeback and use Naihe Island to blackmail you.

With just one word from you, his dreams were shattered and his body was separated. Isn't that tragic enough? "

"He may have felt aggrieved and resentful, but I didn't exert much force and he fell down. I didn't use my strength, and I felt very unhappy!" Harley sighed.

Ivy looked forward to it: "Harry, do you have any great ideas?"

Harley chuckled and kicked the basket containing the corpses. "Call the 'corpse collectors' and ask them to remove the flesh and bones. The skin, flesh and hair will be burned into ash, and the bones will be roasted into particles the size of broad beans. Then the particles and ashes will be removed." , cement were mixed and built into two toilets, which were placed in the men's and women's toilets of Arkham Asylum."

"Hiss, you are so cruel!" Selina gasped, "Even if the toilet is found and smashed by the devil, Lei Xiaogu probably won't want to be resurrected.

Even if he is resurrected, he will always have a stinky smell that cannot be washed away. "

Ivy clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Harry, you are so smart. This method is so relieving. I need to publicize this matter and let everyone know the consequences of offending you."

Harry waved his hand and said, "There's no need to publicize it. It will make others think that I am too domineering and too petty."

At noon the next day, the toilet was completed and placed in the Arkham men's and women's restrooms, and then that evening, Bruce came to the door.

"Why bother? He's already dead."

Harley said calmly: "He has died countless times, and every time after he was resurrected, he was proud that he was unkillable. He put on a cold and arrogant face and sneered at the enemies who killed him.

I don’t want to be the unlucky guy who gets ridiculed and offended. "

Bruce was stunned, and sighed deeply: "He can no longer face the Shadow Warrior believers who welcome his resurrection with a proud attitude."

"Haha, that's my purpose. If you offend me, do you think you can get rid of it by dying?" Harley said proudly.

Bruce lay on the four-wheeled bed with a worried expression: What if Thalia knew that her father was made into a toilet? What if Thalia came to Gotham to take revenge on Harley? What if Thalia was also made into a toilet?

"You dragged your broken body to my place, you couldn't just care about the 'Toilet Teacher', right?" Harley asked.

Bruce carefully observed her movements and asked curiously: "You seem to be practicing Zen?"

They were currently in the practice room in the side hall. Harley had her left hand behind her back, using only one finger on her right hand to support her entire body.

Moreover, the body kept moving into fixed and weird postures.

He noticed that during the half hour they were talking, she changed two positions, corresponding to her thumb and index finger.

"Have you seen it?" Harry focused on two things. While exhaling according to the rhythm in the Pharaoh's secret book - talking to Bruce, he used more of his mind to sense every muscle in his body.

"I have never seen this kind of Kung Fu, but there is a Zen feeling in your movements."

"Good eyesight, this is the 'Quick Hand Prajna Kung Fu'." Harley chuckled.

"What a strange name. Prajna represents wisdom in Buddhism, Kuaishou." Bruce thought, "Is this a kung fu that trains mental strength and speed?"

"You're so smart." Harley praised.

"It's not that I'm smart, it's that the name of your kung fu is too crude. It must be fake, right? The Chinese people are elegant and knowledgeable, not as rough as us Westerners." Bruce said.

"You really are."

Harley wanted to complain about him, but then she thought of the fact that she was fair-skinned and yellow-hearted.

As a learned and elegant Chinese person, I really can’t be too rough.

"How about "Leopard and Flying Prajna Kung Fu"? It is adapted from "Dragon and Elephant Prajna Kung Fu". It has the swiftness of the leopard and the lightness and dexterity of the dragonfly, and can also condense the martial arts will of the beast."

"What was its original name? Why was it changed?" Bruce asked curiously.

——The original name cannot be used, of course, because she is afraid that the pharaoh’s monk concubine will come to her, but if word spreads that she snatched the secret book of ‘Watcher Teammate’, how bad will her reputation be?

Dachao is not a big talker, Laurie has retired, and the remaining insiders are her own people. She cannot expose the secret because of a mere name.

"If it's okay, just go out. Chatting with you will affect my practice." Harley said.

"Actually, I came to you, in addition to the medicine to quickly recover the injury, there is one more thing." Bruce pursed his lips and reminded: "You promised me to help me introduce a good mentor."

Harley stood up, went outside to find a Colt, handed it to Bruce, then stepped back four to five meters and stood against the practice wall.

"Shoot me, specifically in the head and face." She pointed her finger at him and said with a smile.

Bruce was surprised, "You——"

"You can't hurt me."

"No." Bruce swallowed, with a strange look in his eyes, "I have seen the battle between you and Zod, and I know that ordinary pistols can't kill you, but why do you make such a request? And you specifically hit your face and head."

"A slap on my face will leave a red mark. If it's hit on my clothes, my training clothes will be ruined."

"But--"

"No but, shoot me immediately with the greatest malice. This is a test for you." Harley said impatiently.

"Bang -" Bruce climbed on the small bed, pulled the trigger, and accurately shot Harley's eyebrow bone.

"——"

There was no sound of bullets entering flesh, nor the sound of bullets ricocheting and falling to the ground.

There was no red spot on Harley's face at all.

"Just now -" Bruce was surprised, "You stretched out your hand to block it?"

Her movements were so fast and smooth that with his extraordinary "bat eyes", he didn't even see her clearly, and he wasn't even sure whether she waved.

Harley smiled proudly and spread out her right hand. There was a yellow-orange bullet in her white and red palm.

"Not even blood was shed."

Bruce's pupils shrank, and her physical strength (defense) was more than twice as strong as the last time she fought Zod.

But the battle with Zod only happened more than a month ago. How did her strength increase so fast?

Bruce quietly made a note in the "Harley Notepad" in his mind, and put a big question mark at the end.

At the same time, he stared into her eyes and asked directly the question in his heart: "It has only been a month and a few days since the last time you and Zod fought in prison, but your physical fitness has at least doubled. How did you do that? ?”

"It's an illusion. How could such a rapid growth happen?"

Harry was surprised at his sensitivity, but there was a look of doubt on his face.

When fighting Zod, she was about level 48. Now she is level 60. She will be level 61 just after she activates the sixth specialty. The numerical value only increased by about ten points, but the specific performance has been enhanced by at least five times, because the attribute number is the real defense strength. The logarithm of.

When the defense is 40+, the heavy machine gun can't kill you, but it can hit you with bumps in your muscles and make you bleed.

When the defense is 50+, it is no longer difficult for human gunpowder weapons to kill directly. At this time, it is difficult for heavy machine guns to break through the defense.

Harley is now level 60 and has completed the Man of Steel. She is equivalent to a senior leader among the Amazons, Asgard and other divine races. Even if she falls to the ground from outer space, she will not die - she is considered an entry-level Kryptonian.

She also understood Bruce's shock, and she herself was surprised by the speed of escalation during this period.

In the past seven years, I had not been able to reach level seven when I was 40+, and it has only been a little over a month now.

"Hey, a lot has happened in the past two months!" Harley counted on her fingers, "The Kryptonian guy, Dr. Manhattan, the remnants of the Watchers. Oh, the heroes of the Watchers, the demon hunting organization, the angel king's provocation against me, The coming of the Son”

Dr. Manhattan and Heaven are the ones with the biggest experience points.

Dr. Manhattan has disappeared and is probably naked.

So, can heaven be the next main target?

Angels in heaven and demons in hell are both excellent experience points.

But the devil was always ready to kill her, so she couldn't play the game.

Angels are relatively pure and kind in nature, especially when they are in heaven. Killing is not allowed in heaven, so playing games will be very safe.

For example, Raphael stepped on her toes.

She provoked him like that, but his maliciousness was not as bad as that of an ordinary Gotham gangster.

"Are these things related to your improvement in strength?" Bruce stared at her and asked.

"If you can compete with masters, you will be rewarded by God. For example, the iron giant I killed was a demon king and was worth millions." Harley said seriously.

Bruce had an 'aha moment'.

"That night, I also killed a marquis and four or five ordinary demons. Can I apply for benefits from Silver City?" he asked in anticipation.

"It doesn't do any good. You are a believer in God. Believers are like licking dogs. Will the dedication of licking dogs be rewarded?

And I am a mercenary, and mercenaries get paid to do things. "

"Hearing what you say makes me want to be a mercenary." Bruce sighed.

Harry rolled his eyes and said, "You can sign a mercenary contract with me that is not part of the establishment and become a temporary worker.

From now on, if you catch a demon, don't be in a hurry to kill it. Send it to me and let me kill it, and the merit earned will be divided in half.

Well, I can open an account specifically for you under the guardian dog to record the merits you have saved with me.

When you need it, use your cell phone or other electronic device loaded with a watchdog to summon Richie.

Rich is looking for me, and I am looking for the voice of heaven, so that the voice of heaven can fulfill your wish. "

Harley started talking nonsense in a joking manner, but the more she talked about it, the more she thought she was getting something. She couldn't help but clapped her hands in excitement, "This can be completely treated as an emerging industry. Not only do you desire heavenly merit, but other heroes also need magic." Weapons and healing.

Rich, develop this software immediately and call it the ‘Paradise Mountain Financial Management Platform’. I want all superheroes to work for me. "