I want to have a date with Superman

"Crunch, crunch, crunch~~"

The eldest prince chewed until juices splashed everywhere, and he said vaguely: "As long as you make sure that the witch is not using an alien spacecraft to catch our fish, that's enough. Why do you need to backstab me?

Moreover, the witch herself is the top spy, having worked as an undercover agent for many big bosses for several years. With her shrewdness and cunning, she can probably smell the same kind of scent from you.

Rather than letting you get into trouble, it's better to eat it in one bite, fill your belly, and save spy funds. "

At the end of the sentence, he cursed: "Fake, open your mouth and ask for the Duke. Do you think the Duke is in the streets of hell?"

The second prince smiled and nodded, "If he were just an earl, he could barely use thousands of gold to buy horse bones to teach outsiders about our brother's integrity, but the Duke

Haha, dad’s credit is not worth a duke’s title.

By the way, brother, search his soul again.

See if he is playing any tricks.

For example, it is actually the witch's Infernal Affairs that helps the witch earn money from us.

Another example is to record a video in advance and put it on the Internet, or put it in the hands of a friend. If he doesn't come back from the casino, the unethical things between us will be exposed. "

The eldest prince chewed carefully for a while and then laughed, "Hey hey hey, there is really a little trick, his two boyfriends are waiting at the Forgotten Bar.

If he fails to return on time, they will tip off the witch. "

"Hiding in the Forgotten Bar is a bit troublesome." The second prince thought for a while and said: "Forcibly killing people is easy, but if we go to kill people, the witch must be alert.

Brother, don't swallow Popper's soul, use it to convey the message and frame those two idiots out. "

"I understand." The eldest prince spat out a mouthful of dark green phlegm, and an ethereal, muddy soul rose from the residue into the air.

"Do you want to take action immediately and go to Canada to kill the witch?"

Two red-yellow eyes appeared on the eldest prince's forehead, and all four eyes flashed together.

The second prince pondered for a moment, shook his head and said: "Wait for two more days. The witch also said that after two days, it is confirmed that the people on earth cannot seize control of the spacecraft, and then the invitation will be officially sent to the alien mage."

"What if she succeeds within two days? Second brother, just make sure she doesn't set an ambush for us." The eldest prince frowned.

He felt that the last time his heart was taken out, his courage was also taken away by the witch.

The second prince said in a deep voice: "Brother, don't be anxious, I have two reasons.

First, take some time to confirm that there are no trapped gods in the Arctic Circle camp, and there are no hidden wizards such as Stranger and Zatanna. Only then will we be victorious and undefeated.

Second, after confirming the first point, we still need time to prepare for the decisive battle and completely bury the witch.

Even if the witch covets the alien spaceship, she will not be left unprepared and play an empty city strategy.

For example, when she saw that the situation was not good, she immediately boarded the broken airship and fled. We really may not be able to catch up.

Just like a few years ago, she also came to Gotham, but we never found a chance to kill her with one blow.

Likewise, even if we are determined to avoid fighting, there is nothing she can do to us.

Neither side can kill the other, which is why they have been in a stalemate for so many years. "

At this point, the second prince punched his fist fiercely and shouted with a ferocious face: "This is a rare opportunity, I want to break the deadlock!

The witch left Gotham before and was also in a big city in the United States.

Because of the agreement with the snob (Gabriel), we dare not take action at will.

This time she went to the wilderness. There were not many people around for thousands of miles. We could do whatever we wanted, even if it rained forbidden spells. "

The eldest prince calmed down and said thoughtfully: "By preparation, do you mean to block that space so that the spaceship cannot travel between the shadow world and the material world, and also teach her that she cannot teleport through space?"

"Not only do we have to seal off the space, but we also have to ask my father to personally take action. If the forces of heaven intervene, let him tear all those birdmen into pieces!" the second prince said fiercely.

"In terms of time, two days are enough to set up a space reinforcement array, but it will be a bit difficult not to arouse the witch's suspicion." The eldest prince said slowly.

"Hey, let Lei Xiaogu subpoena the U.S. Congress and tell those Washington bosses that the witch wants to steal the airship.

Once the witch loses control of the camp, we can pour sand into it as we please. "The second prince said with a sinister smile.

"If Washington transfers the witch back, won't we miss a good opportunity?" The eldest prince frowned.

The second prince said proudly: “First of all, we have no conclusive evidence that the witch stole the alien spacecraft.

According to the rules of the American political game, Congress will only send people to restrain her and will not change generals without reason.

Secondly, let that Truman use some force to ensure that the witch is deprived of power but not driven away.

And we and the witch both know that as long as she wants, the American soldiers in the camp can't stop her at all.

Therefore, even if she is ignored, as long as there is still hope of stealing the spaceship, she will not leave voluntarily. "

Two hours later, Fatty Truman called and said, "Washington can easily handle it. But what are your two highnesses going to do about the alien spacecraft?"

"Is the Court of Owls interested?" the second prince smiled.

“We are interested in anything that can increase our power and wealth.

Of course, I understand my position in the Anti-Witch Alliance, and I will only eat the scraps left by His Highness the Crown Prince. "Truman complimented.

"We will disguise ourselves as Russian spies, rob the spaceship, and kill all the Americans, including the witch, by the way." The second prince said calmly.

"Why is this?" Truman asked confused.

In order to save face for Baijiali.

Moreover, the spaceship can help the three-house demon father destroy the world, and only fools don’t want it.

"You don't need to know the reason." The second prince said indifferently.

"oh"

After hanging up the phone, the second prince sneered and said to his elder brother: "The Court of Owls is having a sweet dream and wants us to help them seize the spaceship."

"Sooner or later, I'll take them all in one pot." The eldest prince said viciously.

As long as the great cause of destroying the world is completed, the court will definitely be brought to a standstill.

At noon the next day, when the 100-meter-deep glacier was about to be drilled through, Washington suddenly called and stopped all work in the camp.

"Harry, what are you doing? Why are there rumors everywhere that you want to rebel and steal the alien spacecraft belonging to the US government in the Canadian glacier?" Joseph said excitedly.

Inside the Canadian glacier, the US government's alien spacecraft.

Isn’t this a sick sentence?

"What?" Harley complained in her heart, but her face was in shock and she gritted her teeth and glared, "Which bastard is slandering me?

Oh, I get it, now that it's confirmed to be an alien spacecraft, those bastards in Congress are so hungry they can smell shit - and want to take a lick. "

On the other end of the video call, Joseph breathed a sigh of relief, and he thought so too.

"You swear, you really didn't want to steal an alien spacecraft."

"God, I have a family, a career, a prosperous life, and a bright future. Why would I betray the United States and the government?

Moreover, except for myself, the military here comes from the Pentagon, and the researchers are all from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

Even if I want to rebel, there is no way these people will listen to me! "Hali called out to Tianqu.

"Rumors say that you are secretly recruiting alien mages, hoping to do something to break through the spacecraft's defense system." Joseph said slowly.

"Joseph, if others don't know, don't you know too? I told you my recruitment plan first, and you helped convey it to Mr. President. Is this secret?" Harley said excitedly.

"Of course I believe you, but now rumors have spread, even the president..." Joseph shook his head helplessly, "In short, now Congress has decided to send Representative Mike Peng to replace you.

He has a military background and is well connected in the Pentagon. He will lead a group of "completely trustworthy" special forces and fully control the spacecraft exploration team. "

Lying "Pinocchio" Mike Peng?

Harley had a strange expression, "So, Colonel Hardy and I both have to go back home?"

"Of course not. Congress hopes that you will check and balance each other and completely eliminate the possibility of some ambitious people stealing alien spacecraft." Joseph said meaningfully.

Harley understands that although Pinocchio is more trusted by the White House, her idea of ​​"conspiracy to steal the ship" has made the bosses in Washington realize that no one may be able to resist the temptation to control the ship and then the world. .

By mid-afternoon, dozens of Black Hawk helicopters covered the sky.

They landed one by one, rushed out of a group of heavily armed soldiers, and immediately rose to make room for the aircraft behind them.

After such a cycle, in just ten minutes, thousands of soldiers were crowded outside the small camp with a side length of 100 meters.

"What the hell is this?!"

Colonel Hardy's eyes were blazing, glaring at the "berets" who were vigilantly surrounding the camp.

"We spent more than a week exploring, setting up camp, and digging. We finally got results, but suddenly we became suspects of stealing state property?!"

"Oh, I'm the one who brought everyone down." Harley sighed.

"Congressman Quinn, I'm not an idiot. This is obviously a power game within the government and has nothing to do with you." Colonel Hardy pursed his lips and said coldly: "If I only doubt you, you must at least find me and Dr. Harville first." Investigate the situation.

But in fact, they did not investigate and directly replaced you, me and Dr. Havel, the three hosts.

The new person in charge is more powerful than us, and has more status and background. "

"The new scientific research director is Dr. Shitou (ps) from the Red Room Laboratory, who is far more famous than me." Dr. Havel said sourly.

"We didn't even dig out the spaceship, and we started fighting among ourselves." Louise frowned.

"Hi, Harley!" The helicopters had all landed, and a bald, fat man wrapped in a camouflage snow suit, leading a group of people, came over here waving.

"Hey Mike, are you still getting used to the weather here?"

Harley also smiled and greeted the short winter melon.

"Thinking about the upcoming alien spacecraft and the great significance of the spacecraft that will definitely change the course of American history, I feel hot in my heart. How can I feel cold~~~ Sneeze, sneeze, shit, in such a short time, I will catch a cold. ,it's too cold!"

Harley was dumbfounded.

Pinocchio also cursed a few times and blew out a bunch of blue snot. His old face was not embarrassed at all, but he still laughed heartily: "Come, let me introduce to you, this is Lieutenant Colonel Wilson——"

The masked man carrying two swords raised his hand to interrupt him and said calmly: "Mike, I have retired a long time ago and now I am just a mercenary who gets paid to do things.

Also, don’t call me by my name, please call me ‘Deathstroke’. "

Pinocchio shrugged, still smiling, "He was once my good friend, Lieutenant Colonel Wilson, and he is still my good friend now, the mercenary Deathstroke."

Harley looked at him curiously and said: "In recent years, the name of Death Knell has resounded throughout the mercenary world. Together with our Gotham Deadshots, they are also known as 'shooting in the east and mourning in the west.' They are notoriously expensive. This time I invite you. , how much money did the military pay?”

"Shooting in the east and mourning in the west?" Deathstroke frowned under his mask, "I've never heard of it."

"My new title, with my influence, will immediately spread from Gotham to the entire world." Harley said.

Deathstroke sneered, "I heard that Deadshot has been with you for a few years. Do you want to make him famous? Unfortunately, he doesn't deserve it. Sooner or later I will kill him."

"I'm looking forward to it." Harley smiled and asked, "How much commission can I get this time? See if I can hire you once."

"One kilogram of promethium metal."

Harley's expression changed slightly, "The ninth metal, promethium?"

Dr. Shitou, like Sister Shitou, both have the surname Stone. Dr. Stone is Daddy Cyborg, and the Red Room Laboratory is one of the most powerful laboratories in DC, specializing in the study of alien technology.