I want to have a date with Superman

“Richie, your ‘mental power quantization’ technology is too advanced.

We cannot even predict the technological revolution it will cause, let alone control it.

Any force that cannot be controlled is a dangerous force. This is common sense in magic. You should understand it.

Moreover, our first-generation products have not even paid back, and the second, third, and fourth generations are in the research and development stage. You release the ninth-generation products all at once.

Let’s not talk about losing money or making money in the end. If you do this, you will definitely make a lot less money. "

Harley stirred the coffee gently with a spoon and spoke slowly.

Constantine looked at her carefully again. Compared with a few years ago, her height had not changed much. She was just over 1.7 meters tall. Her long golden hair was coiled on her head. Her slender, smooth and tight neck like a swan was fully exposed, showing her elegance. and intelligence.

The plump, heart-shaped face lost the last of its childishness and became more bright and attractive, while the tall figure that the loose white shirt could not conceal made him swallow hard.

"We haven't seen each other for several years, and you've become even more vulgar."

Sensing his gaze, Harley's eyes turned cold.

"Ahem, Harley, Richie." Constantine coughed a few times and said seriously: "We can talk about company operations and project development in the office.

We are all mages, so we should talk about major events in the mages world. "

"Magical World"

Richie paused while drinking coffee and said slowly: "John, after the wizarding group incident, I swore not to get involved in any bad things in the magical world.

I now have two goals, one big and one small.

The small goal is to complete the project planned by Harley in the early years, which is short video on mobile phone.

The big goal is to make consciousness quantization technology more mature, and then promote it on the earth to lead a new information technology revolution. "

“Even becoming a billionaire is not as meaningful as saving the world once.

After all, without the world, billionaires would be worthless. "Constantine said.

"Alas, I am already forty-one years old this year, and I haven't awakened any magic power in my body, and I haven't experienced a single terminal transformation.

There is absolutely no future in magic.

On the contrary, in the IT world, with my original quantum magic, I can change the world, and I can also change my bleak and gloomy life. "

Having said this, Richie looked at Harley gratefully, "Thanks to Harley's complete trust and providing me with a platform to fully utilize my talents.

In the wizarding world, I'm a sucker.

In the field of information technology, I am the king.

So, John, if you have any big mission to save the multiverse, you can either find Harley and Ivy, who have been dealing with supernatural incidents across North America in recent years.

Either go find Gary and Chas, they are very free, I really can't do it anymore.

I haven't even touched any dark magic in recent years, and many of the spells are unfamiliar to me. "

Harley also said: "Rich got married the year before last, and he wanted you to be the best man, but you didn't even reply to a message.

Now, his second child is about to be born, but you want to take risks with him. Is this what good friends do? "

"I" Constantine opened his mouth, sighed helplessly, and said, "If it weren't for nothing, I really don't want to find him."

Richie frowned and said, "I thought you came to Gotham to ask me to help you fight against the Legion of Eternal Punishment because of little Gemma's incident."

"Yes, being targeted by the Eternal Punishment Legion is a very scary thing, and it scared me so much that I rushed over immediately.

But what’s even more frightening is that not only have I become a thorn in the side of the Eternal Punishment Legion, but I have also become a target in Heaven.”

Constantine looked at Harry with a complicated expression: "The Holy Advent Crusaders also treat me as a thorn in their flesh.

Caught between heaven and hell, I was going crazy.

Richie, Harley, I came to you just because I really had no other choice. "

Harley put down the coffee cup and said solemnly: "Did you already know that Zed is the Virgin Mary?"

"It's not too early. It was only confirmed half a year ago."

"But you and Zed left Gotham five years ago." Harley said.

Constantine said bitterly: “Five years ago, she said she wanted to change her environment, so we went to Ireland.

Two years ago, I noticed an unknown person following us. When I told Zed, she looked obviously nervous and worried.

At that time, she only said that it was an enemy she provoked when she was young.

I know she's lying but I don't want to push her, I think give her some time and she will open up to me one day.

Later, we moved to Italy, and not long after that we went to New Zealand until half a year ago, we were stopped by a group of church warriors in Hong Kong.

Then, I knew everything.

Fuck, I’ve been Fucking Jesus’ mother, hahaha.”

He was laughing, but his smile was twisted, uglier than crying.

"Where is Zed now?" Richie asked with concern.

"Do you remember Ray?" Constantine asked.

Richie thought for a moment and said, "Could it be Palmer Ray? You had an affair with him back then, right?"

Zha Kang waved his hand, "There was indeed a time when he and I had similar interests, but we didn't... Hey, he was a veteran of the Falklands War in 1982, and he was much older than me, so he was not my type.

He has AIDS—"

Both Harley and Richie were horrified and leaned back, subconsciously avoiding him.

"It's him who got the disease, not me." Zha Kang shouted.

"Aren't they all the same?" Harley said.

"You two have an affair, and he gets sick. Can you survive?" Richie asked.

"Shit, I told you, he is old and passive, I am not interested." Zha Kang said excitedly.

"Oh, Constantine is also very passive. He is probably not sick." Richie looked at Harley and said with certainty.

Harley's pretty face twisted, "It doesn't matter if you are sick. I was just excited."

"Lei and I are really innocent!" Zha Kang emphasized again.

"Okay, I believe you, just tell me how Zed is doing." Harley said.

Constantine covered his face and said sadly: "Half a month ago, Zed and I stayed at Lei's house.

One day I took a long trip, and when I came back, I found that Zed was missing and Lei was dead in his own home, beaten to death with fists and feet. "

"You asked us for help, but what can we do?" Richie asked doubtfully.

Constantine was shocked and said, "Richie, I hope you can help me find out the secrets of the Crusaders. Harley, I think we can form an alliance against the Crusaders."

"It's totally fine to simply deal with the Crusaders. But it's hard for me to deal with the coming of the Holy Son in heaven!" Harry shook his head.

Richie wondered: "The matter between Harley and the Crusaders was a big deal back then. The media from various countries almost exposed the history, current situation, main officers, operating status, and headquarters location of the Crusaders. What other secrets do you want to know?"

"Of course it's information about extraordinary powers." Constantine said seriously; "Have you ever thought about why Zed, as the 'Virgin Mary' who has been trained by the Crusaders for many years, became a psychic on the streets of London?"

"I'm curious too. The Crusaders should lock her in a cage and never let her out of sight." Harley said.

"There was one back then." Constantine frowned and thought for a moment, then simply took out his mobile phone, a flip-up color screen Lukia.

He pressed the buttons for a while, opened the web page, and entered the URL

Richie looked impatiently on the side, so he simply took out his Paradise Machine 5c, opened the Youtuotuo APP directly, handed it over and said, "What are you looking for? Use my phone."

With a dull face, Constantine took the phone and began to operate it randomly.

"Batman struck again. At 1:30 a.m. last night, he destroyed a large-scale drug trafficking gang at the Hudson Pier and seized 200 kilograms of Du Ping!

This is the twenty-third case of justice clearly carried out by Batman in the past half month.

Now I can be sure that he did not do it randomly or on a whim!

After many years, Gotham, the ‘home of drag heroes’, finally welcomes a new drag hero again!

I am ‘Gotham Little Skateboarder’, if you like my videos, please follow, like and tip three times, and I will bring you more news and videos about ‘Battman’.”

Zha Kang clicked on the superhero section, which showed the latest short video of an up owner named "Gotham Skateboarder".

"It's strange. I searched for 'Drag Hero Hercules', but why did such a pervert pop up?"

"You are only thirty years old, right?" Richie looked at him with strange eyes, "Why are you acting like a seventy-year-old man and completely unable to keep up with the trends?

If you search using keywords, Batman fully meets the two requirements of ‘cross-dressing hero’ and ‘strong’. "

Constantine pointed at the man in the bat helmet who was obviously filming at night with his cell phone and was fighting the robbers, "How can a transvestite pervert who beats up a street gangster be so strong that he can't breathe?"

"Batman has just debuted, but he has already made several headlines. Anyone who has read the news knows that he once cracked a cement brick wall with one punch and sent gravel flying everywhere. He is definitely a strong man." Rich said.

"Compared with that freak who lifts planes and carries locomotives?" Constantine said lightly.

"Oh, you're looking for Rip Man? Rip Man has surpassed the category of Hercules. From the name Superman, you should understand that you can't compare him with other cross-dressing heroes. That would be too unfair." Rich said.

"Rip Man? I remember the last time I saw him on the news, he was called the 'Hooded Man' and 'Hercules'?" Constantine frowned.

Richie pointed at Harley, who was smiling proudly, "After Bateman debuted, Harley opened a superhero section on the Duoduo Danmaku Video Network.

Not a drag hero, but a superhero.

She defined them as superheroes beyond drag heroes and gave several famous heroes their own sections.

As she assigned sections, she gave them more stylistic names.

For example, when Bateman first appeared, many media called him the "Second Generation Black Hero" because he was dressed in black and was at least 70% similar to the Black Hero back then.

For example, Tear Man Hari is the first up owner of the ‘Tear Man Zone’, and the focus of the content is to rename him.

Everyone's acceptance of 'Tearing Man' is very high, and now it has also been changed to Tearing Man on Youtuotu.

So, if you want to find him, just search for Tearman. "

Constantine looked at Harry with a surprised expression: "You are really leisurely."

“I now have 24 hours a day, except for the 10 hours of sleeping and practicing, the remaining 14 hours are free.

These 14 free hours are exactly what I have been striving for for many years.

If you have money, power and leisure, you can do whatever you want without any restrictions. "Harry said happily.

Constantine looked at her with envy, searched out the video of Rip Man, and said: "He is the reason why Zed was able to escape from the control of the Holy Advent Crusaders."