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England, the location of the legendary ‘Utopia’, Glastonbury.

Headquarters of the Holy Advent Crusade.

"Witch Harley is very clever. If the information is correct, did she play tricks on Satan twice in a row? There is no one before, and there will certainly be no successors." The patriarch in suits and ties said with a complicated expression.

After the events in Hell were over, all the mages who had suffered heavy losses in Limbo went home, and the news of Harley's trick on Satan spread quickly.

The knight in silver armor said: "But she is also dead. No matter what Satan thinks in his heart, according to the laws of demons, he must punish the mortals who humiliated him as soon as possible.

Facing the Lord of Hell, Witch Harley has no room for resistance. "

The Patriarch nodded slightly and sighed: "Harley Quinn can be completely crossed off the Crusaders' attention list.

On the other hand, has the identity of the dark demon god who stained hell been figured out? "

"I only know that he is a mysterious supreme being." The knight said.

"Where is the giant ferocious beast? Why did it wake up suddenly and suddenly there was no movement at all." The patriarch asked again.

"Perhaps, I should go to the Forgotten Bar and inquire about the news." The knight hesitated.

"Then go ahead."

The knight bowed respectfully to the Patriarch, said goodbye and left. He opened the door and entered a noisy place.

Forget the bar!

"Congratulations to the most powerful liar mage and witch in history, Harley!"

The bar was buzzing with people, and the mages seemed to be in a state of madness. Before they even walked down the stairs, they saw a table in the distance, with seven or eight strange alien mages holding wine glasses and singing toasts.

The knight went straight to the bar.

"I don't obey anyone now, but I obey the Witch Harley, she's so awesome." A half-human-tall goblin stood on the table holding a beer glass and shouted excitedly: "Sister Harley is definitely not the strongest mage in history. But her achievements cannot be surpassed by anyone, and she will be remembered forever by future generations.

As long as hell exists, the world will remember that the master of hell has been played twice by mortals. "

"How did she do it?" the orangutan bartender asked in surprise.

"Those magic masters know the reason, but they all swore to Sister Harley and can't tell." The admiration on the goblin's face became more intense. "She first played with Satan, and then forced dozens of magic masters to reconcile with her. It's incredible. ”

"Sister Harley is a miracle!" it shouted, holding up its glass.

"Here's to Miracle Hallie, this one is free."

The Shadow Master was also very excited. He picked up the beer glass and drank it in one gulp.

"Here's to the magical witch Harley!" Aliens, ancient mages of the earth, gods with hidden appearances, angels, elves, and visitors from other worlds all raised their glasses and cheered sincerely.

Even the devil playing cards in the corner secretly raised his glass and whispered, "Witch Harley is so awesome."

Seeing that Witch Harley was so famous, the Crusader Knight felt very uncomfortable.

"No matter how magical and brilliant she was before, now she is a dead person, a dying person." He said coldly.

"What did you say?"

The goblin shouted excitedly. After seeing the Crusader symbol on his armor, he sarcastically said: "It turns out to be the Holy Advent Crusaders. The witch has also humiliated you. Perhaps, the Crusaders can form an alliance with Satan, the 'Alliance of the Humiliated.' ,Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahahaha." The atmosphere in the bar was full of joy.

"Did I make a mistake?" the knight shouted sharply, "Don't you understand the demonic laws of hell?

There is a price to pay for deceiving Satan.

Or do you think Satan has been provoked by the giant beast? "

From the bar counter to the corner of the hall, the huge bar was instantly silent.

Helen Surtain looked worried.

After the Lord of Flies and the Lord of Lies left, he knelt at Lucifer's feet with joy.

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry. It's all my fault for being stupid. I was deceived by the Witch Harley and you were humiliated by her twice in a row."

"Oh, I've been tricked by her twice?" Lucifer's handsome face like a sun god showed a trace of hesitation and said: "According to the laws of hell that I made myself, I was humiliated by a mortal, and a demon with a title must take revenge. If fail--"

"Your Majesty, you are the Demon King and you have one more chance." Huanxi said quickly.

After being humiliated once by a mortal, the devil must take revenge.

If revenge fails, or is humiliated a second time, the Judge of Hell will intervene and punish the incompetent demon.

If the devil fails once, it is also equivalent to being humiliated once.

If the number of humiliations reaches three times, the mortal will be completely innocent and the devil will accept the corresponding punishment on his behalf.

For example, Harley humiliated (deceived) Satan. Her sin was such a big one that no one had ever committed before.

At least extract your soul and torture it in ice and fire until the end of time.

Lucifer only has one chance left. If revenge fails, no demon will be allowed to trouble Harley again from now on.

Because all her sins fell on the "failed and incompetent" Lucifer.

Let Lucifer suffer in the ice and fire for eternity.

"Almost." Lucifer wiped away the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead with some fear. "Fortunately, her serial plan only tricked me twice. Stealing the original magic power counts as one time. She forced the followers of the Supreme Demon God to me, leading me and The devil-god fight to the death is the second time, if"

"Your Majesty, there are no ifs. I will summon an army of demons right away to destroy Gotham City in one fell swoop, leaving Witch Harley no chance to stand up." Pain said excitedly.

Huanxi also said: "Crush it with the power of thunder, and your Majesty will supplement it with projection supervision. Unless the Witch Harley goes to heaven immediately, she will be dead."

Lucifer nodded slightly. It was the first time in tens of billions of years that a mortal could deceive him.

Trick Him twice in a row, and when the universe is destroyed, there won't be another case.

If you want to deceive Him three times.

Even if the world is re-created 100,000 times and the universe is destroyed 100,000 times, it will not happen once.

It is already so difficult to deceive Him. With the mortal body of Witch Harley, the probability of being able to withstand Him and kill Him with all her strength is lower than that of God being beeped by a dog.

"Haha, I'm about to--hey, someone is offering sacrifices to me again, exclusive sacrifice ceremony!"

Lucifer sat up with a very strange expression, a mixture of disbelief and a little nervous.

"Who?" Huanxi asked.

"Witch Harley." Lucifer said strangely.

"What?" Joy and Pain were shocked at first, then gritted their teeth and said, "The traitor still dares to see you? It must be some kind of conspiracy."

Lucifer waved his hand and said: "You two, please step aside first. This time she will simply offer sacrifices and communicate with me.

Without making any demands, I have no constraints or obligations. "

After hearing this, Joy and Pain felt relieved, bowed, and disappeared in front of the throne.

"Witch Harley, do you still dare to see me?"

"Pfft!" The witch on the opposite side knelt down directly, threw herself on the ground, and cried with tears: "Your Majesty, I am wronged!"

"Don't think of me as a fool." Lucifer said coldly.

"Your Majesty, please listen to me." Harry wiped away the tears on his face and said sadly: "That day, I was framed by the Crusaders. I was living on the street and accidentally met Rachel, the daughter of the Three Palaces Demon."

Hari Balabala told the story of how she became a warrior in heaven, entered the final stage of transformation, was taken to the ruins of Acharas by a raven, and became a disciple of Assar.

Then, she said bitterly: "When I came back from Acharas, I was ready to absorb the heart of the hundred thousand-year-old demon duke.

After absorbing just a little bit, my body felt alienated.

Of course, I found the Voice of Heaven and exchanged part of God's power.

As a result, the power of God cannot offset the magic of hell at all. "

"Humph, now you know how hypocritical Jehovah is? Heaven and hell are both part of Him." Lucifer sneered.

"I asked the Voice of Heaven for help." After a pause, Harley asked: "Your Majesty, do you know about the Voice of Heaven issuing missions to the Heavenly Warriors?"

Lucifer continued to sneer, "I have already guessed that it was Jehovah that bastard who was behind this.

Has He given you a task to deal with me?

I'll help you take away my power first, and then create a dark demon.

The purpose is also very simple. It’s time for the giant beast to wake up, but it’s not mature enough yet. Jehovah wants to force me to——"

In the end, He began to gnash his teeth, but did not finish the sentence.

If you think so, that's great.

Harry's thoughts were unified, and he controlled all his thoughts to show his approval.

At the same time, doubts arose in my heart: What is the relationship between the giant beast and God and Lucifer? It seems that Lucifer being tricked would be of great benefit to God?

Is God omniscient in this matter?

"Well, now that the matter has come to this, I don't expect Your Majesty to forgive me."

Harley shook off the distracting thoughts and said sincerely: "I understand the rules of hell. I played a trick on you, although it was not my intention, and it was not my own ability and intelligence.

Alas, it’s not unfair for you to be teased, after all—”

"You talk a lot of nonsense."

Although Lucifer's tone was cold, he also agreed with Harley's statement in his heart: He was not played by her, but planned by God, which was not too shameful.

Anyone who is targeted by God will be unlucky.

For example, the Witch's good friend Rachel.

Such a kind girl was not deceived and planned by God?

Even a supreme being like Lucifer felt a lot better because of Harley's words at this time, and some of his thoughts that he was prepared to persevere to the end began to loosen slightly.

For example, He had already secretly decided that no matter what the witch said, He would not listen or believe it.

But now, the witch said: He does not need to be ashamed, because it is God who plays tricks on him.

How could He not listen or believe?

The witch is telling the truth!

“Your Majesty, I know that I have offended you and must be punished, but I don’t want to die yet.

Alas, death is the only option after all the hardships!" Harley sighed.

"Do you still want to live? Tricked me twice in a row - at least that's what the world thinks. For the sake of the devil's laws I have made, and for my reputation, I must extract your soul and torture it to the end of the universe."

Satan's tone was firm and his voice was cold, not allowing any compromise or mercy.

“Your Majesty Satan, if you serve the Voice of Heaven, you will definitely be rewarded.

And Tian Zhi Sheng has a kind of sacred item called "Heaven Card" (PS), which can be redeemed with meritorious deeds.

Those who hold the Heaven Card will definitely go to heaven after death, no matter how they die.

Do you know these? "Harry said quietly.

"Are you threatening me?" Lucifer looked gloomy.

"Your Majesty, how dare I threaten you, a poor guy like me who has no control over his own destiny and whose fate is controlled by a big boss?"

Harley smiled bitterly and said, "I'm just showing my future to you honestly.

I want to live, and going to heaven is death.

But compared to being tortured by you for hundreds of millions of years, going to heaven tonight is definitely the best choice. "

Satan couldn't argue with that.

Harley continued: “Of course I’m not looking for you this time to talk nonsense.

I want to live, and it is better to live than to die.

But I also understand that I have offended you and must be punished.

So, I have a proposal, you let me live to be punished, torture me and make me suffer.

You can chop me with mountains of knives, hit me with hailstones, or send devils from hell to whip me, as long as you make sure that I will be injured but not dead.

I swear to you and God at the same time that I will never escape your punishment. Even if you let the demons in hell attack me in turn, I will not use the heaven card and kill myself to go to heaven. "