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Each "committee" of the Earth Magic Alliance has provided a set of methods to overcome the disaster that theoretically have no major flaws.

Those committee members were just older human mages. They had lived a long time and had rich experience. They were exposed to the secrets of the magic debt crisis in their early years, and they began to think hard and prepare for the crisis.

Today, many people have devised their own "methods to overcome tribulations."

Even human mages have ways to overcome the catastrophe. The old gods in the heavens, especially the ancient gods who have lived for billions of years from ancient times to the present, will only be more prepared.

Their methods of overcoming tribulations are also more powerful and perfect than those of human mages.

And long before the goddess Asal was killed, the cautious ancient god began to quietly implement his own method of overcoming the disaster.

"Hera has moisturized it."

A few months ago, one day before the goddess Asal had left the wall of origin, Frigga, the Queen of Asgard, looked at the "one-eyed old man" on the wooden chair, with resentment, expectation and worry in her tone.

Odin's Golden Palace in the Marvel multiverse next door is very gorgeous, a model of the combination of classics and science fiction, but Odin in the DC multiverse is too simple. He usually dresses like an old Nordic medieval hunter, and his residence is also Like a huge wooden mansion, the throne is an old wooden chair.

However, his wife was dressed very gorgeously and looked noble and beautiful, rivaling Hera, the Queen of Olympus.

"Moisturized? Where have you gone?" Old Odin True Loki asked on the ground as he took a sip of the golden wine while holding the wood-carved wine glass.

There was an obvious look of anxiety on Frigga's graceful and beautiful face. Her voice rose a few degrees and her speaking speed became faster. "Where else can we go? Of course, to avoid the magic debt crisis! She has already started her own journey. The way to overcome the calamity is probably not even known to her husband Zeus.

No one will reveal their method of overcoming the disaster until they successfully overcome the magic debt crisis.

But I can be 100% sure that her real body has been moisturized, and what is left in the heavenly Olympus is just a divine clone that is completely separated from the real body.

Even her personality has changed a bit, becoming a little more energetic and full of novelty about the world.

Because she is a newly created clone with independent will.

Although she is 100% copied from Hera, I am too familiar with her. I have known her for billions of years. Since before the establishment of the pantheon, we have been old sisters who compare with each other, support each other and plot against each other.

Even if there is the slightest abnormality in her, I can detect it. Just like I noticed your change immediately. "

The last sentence carries a touch of bitterness and sadness.

Old Odin still sat firmly on the throne and said: "If even Hera has started her own 'path to overcome the tribulation', Zeus on the Olympus Mountain must have ceased to be his true form."

"I can't see it, maybe you can go and have a look." Frigga said.

A frivolous smile appeared on old Odin's steady and serious bearded face, and the smile disappeared fleetingly, "You and Hera have a deep friendship and know each other well. 'I' and Zeus have been competing for a lifetime, and we can't be more familiar with each other. We have been in contact with each other too much." How easily exposed.”

Frigga looked at him with a complicated expression and said, "You understand why I asked you to talk about Hera."

Old Odin sighed and said: "I understand, but I really don't have a way to overcome the disaster for you!

I don't have much power either. Yes, Harley Quinn considered me a friend. Not only did she not attack me, she also gave me part of the 'Original Asgard' so that I could play 'Odin' beautifully. Wei Qiao, even you have different habits after going to bed——"

"Shut up!" Frigga blushed and interrupted him excitedly.

"Obviously you want it. You took the initiative to crawl into my bed and touch me directly. Okay, I won't say anything anymore." Seeing Frigga's eyes turning red, Old Odin quickly brought the topic back and said helplessly: " There is no less essence in me than Odin.

The problem is that I don't know his method of overcoming the disaster. If I know it, I will definitely not have enough strength to implement his plan.

After all, Asgard is an empty shell at this time.

Except for me, you all have returned to the original ‘ancient god form’ that had not yet come into contact with the power of miracles.

He has a body that is as powerful as a mountain, and a variety of strange natural abilities, but without his divine power, his divinity has been drained, his godhead has been reduced to a decoration, and the laws cannot be connected. "

"Odin is just hung on the wall of origin. He is not dead. You can go to him and ask about the 'way to overcome the tribulation'." Frigga said.

"Why don't you go? I've already told you where he hung the Wall of Origin." Old Odin asked.

Frigga said in a resentful tone: "I am not you, I have neither your deceitful skills nor my divine power.

As you said, I am just an 'ancient god' with an empty body and no miraculous power. I can't even use the most basic astral projection. I can't find Odin quietly without being discovered by anyone. "

Although she found out that he was her "brother-in-law" when she slept with Odin-faced Loki, she had no intention of revealing his identity because Loki was the only patron saint and backbone of the Asgardian pantheon at this time.

Once the other pantheons in the Heaven Realm know that the real Odin has been exhausted and hung on the Origin Wall, Asgard will definitely lose its current rights and status, and Asgard's enemies will definitely come to kill him without hesitation.

Loki and Odin are both real god-kings, but their intimidating power is not at the same level.

As long as Odin is still there, all the gods and demons in the world know that Asgard encounters "Twilight of the Gods". Except for the God King Odin, all other gods and gods have lost their power. At most, there are enemies who are ready to make a move, but they dare not Act now.

In fact, Loki pretended to be Odin not to prostitute his sister-in-law for free, nor to build the throne of the God King made of wood. His purpose was very simple: to stand up and protect his "timber" in this crisis. (Divinity).

"And it's useless even if I go to him. I've already asked him about the 'method to overcome the tribulation' since he came down from the World Tree.

But he insisted not to reveal any secrets to me.

He said that only the 'God King of Asgard' could know how to overcome the calamity.

If the second person knows about it, they will lose the ability to overcome the disaster. "Frigga continued.

"Believe me, it's even more impossible for him to tell me how to overcome the tribulation." Old Odin said.

"It didn't happen in the past, but it's not necessarily the case now. He only has you as a choice. He loves his own clan of gods more than you do," Frigga said.

Old Odin hesitated for a moment, nodded and said: "I'll give it a try, but don't have high hopes."

He closed his eyes, and a ray of soul quickly shuttled through Limbo in the form of "astral projection".

A few hours later, he opened his eyes.

Facing Frigga's expectation that almost overflowed from his eyes, he shook his head regretfully and sighed: "I'll tell you three bad news and one good news.

One of the bad news is that your husband and my brother are dying and will soon fall into eternal destruction. "

"Ah, it has only been a few years, and he is the number one god king in the heaven. He shouldn't-" Frigga yelled in disbelief for a moment, her expression was stunned for a moment, and she slowly said: "Because he was manipulated by the witch. Li drained all her divine power and her source was exhausted?"

Old Odin on the throne nodded slightly and continued: "The second bad news is that he hated me so much that he scolded me bloody and refused to tell me the method of overcoming the tribulation that he learned from the World Tree. .”

Frigga asked in confusion: "When Witch Harley drained the source of Asgard's divine system, it had nothing to do with you. Did you lie to me? Did you cause Asgard to become like this?"

Old Odin rolled his one eye, "What is the character of Witch Harley that you don't understand yet? Do you still need my deliberate guidance before she can plunder the origin of Asgard?"

Odin hates me just because I fell in love with you more than once."

Frigga blushed again and said angrily: "Didn't I ask you to keep it a secret? You also swore an oath."

"He knew that I was disguised as him and became the God King of Asgard, so he made me swear not to lie, otherwise he would never tell me how to overcome the disaster.

I swore.

So, he asked me if I was with you. I am not the witch Harley. I cannot break my oath without suffering retribution. "

Frigga lowered her head and remained silent.

Old Odin continued: "But he finally agreed to me and tried his best to help me save Asgard.

That’s the third piece of bad news.

Although he scolded me bloody and refused to reveal the way to overcome the tribulation, he also carefully asked me about my capital at this time, and finally regretfully told me that even if he told me the way to overcome the tribulation, there was no way I could complete it. plan.

His method of overcoming the tribulation requires too much divine power, and it also requires the gods of the Asgardian pantheon to activate their own laws.

You have all degenerated into the 'Planet Ancient God' and lost contact with the original laws. How can you activate them? "

"Isn't there another piece of good news? What is it?" Frigga asked anxiously.

"He agreed to my method of overcoming the tribulation."

"You also have a way to overcome the tribulation?" Frigga asked in surprise: "Since you have a way to overcome the tribulation, why didn't you tell him earlier? Why do you still ask him?"

"My way to overcome the calamity is to surrender to my good friend Harley. I asked her to put Odin down from the wall of origin, and I gave him all my origins.

I returned to my Loki identity and sought refuge with Harley, who only protected me.

All responsibility for protecting Asgard is handed back to Odin. "Old Odin had a relaxed smile on his face.

Frigga's expression was a little distorted, "Your way to overcome the disaster is to abandon your fellow gods and embrace the thigh of the witch Harley? Do you still have a conscience and a face?"

Her tone was sarcastic and a little angry.

"I gave my origins to Odin and degenerated into an ancient god of the planet. What else do you want from me? When Odin comes back, you and me, the three of us, are in the same place. If you don't find it embarrassing, I can't stand it!

Moreover, all the gods in the heavenly realm have their own methods of overcoming tribulations, and not all methods of overcoming tribulations protect one god system. In fact, let alone one god system, they may not be able to protect themselves. "

Frigga was still gloomy, her heart was not happy and she was not very happy.

But she couldn't explain why she was unhappy.

Because Loki has no conscience and shame? Or is it because Loki is heartless and shameless if he doesn't take her with him? Or maybe her original husband is about to return, but her affair with "Old Wang" has already been known to her husband?

"Can Witch Harley really save others from the Origin Wall?" she asked solemnly, with a flash of hope in her eyes.

I don't know if I'm looking forward to her husband's return, or hoping that Witch Harley can't save her husband.

"Definitely."

"Did she tell you?" she asked again.

"She didn't say it, but she once rescued a mage friend named Constantine from the wall, and she hung herself on the wall and left at will. Everyone knows it."

Frigga pursed her lips and said: "But I heard that Constantine was lying, and Witch Harley herself denied it. If she can really save others from the Origin Wall, why not save her teacher? Assal?"

A few days later.

When Loki was hesitating whether to seek "private asylum" from Harley, something happened that shocked the gods in the sky: Asael regained his freedom.

"Witch Harley can really help people escape from the wall of origin." Frigga had a complicated expression, "When are you going to find Witch Harley?"

"I planned to go find her in two days. Now, do you want to go see Asal?" Old Odin hesitated.

"I don't have any divine power now—"

"I can give you one-tenth of the source of my divine power." Old Odin said immediately.

Frigga was surprised and asked: "Are you really so generous? I also asked you for divine power before, but you firmly refused."

"At that time, I still wanted to be the God King of Asgard. I had to share my origins with others, so it would be better for me to add all my power. Now that I have decided to find Harley Quinn, I will hand over all my power to Odin. It doesn’t make any difference if I hand it over to you.”

After many years, she finally had the source of divine power again. With an irrepressible smile on her face, Frigga left Asgard happily.

Half a day later, she came back with a cold face.

"Asar, that bitch, is so complacent." Frigga seemed to be grinding her teeth, and her beautiful face was a little twisted with resentment. "I swear, she will not end well."

Old Odin was surprised: "What did she do? You are also a queen after all. She shouldn't dare to shut you out or be rude to you, right?"

"I called her 'sister', and she only declined a few words before accepting it calmly." Frigga gritted her teeth and said angrily.

"Well, you called her 'sister'. If she doesn't accept it, wouldn't it mean that she doesn't give you face?" Old Odin said.

"She should recognize her identity. She is just a lowly maid. Even if I bow down and call her 'Sister Asal' out of politeness, she should be frightened, refuse firmly, and salute me respectfully as a sign of humble."

"But she didn't. She had an arrogant, proud, and cheerful smile on her face. She pretended to refuse a few words and then called me sister as a matter of course.

It’s as if she has a disciple named Witch Harley, and her status is as noble as ours, and she has become a ‘Queen of Heaven’. Frigga said angrily.

Old Odin sighed: "You also said that her apprentice is the Witch Harley. Even if she is willing to salute you, she has to worry about her apprentice's identity.

She kneels down and kowtows to you and considers herself a slave. What about her disciple? What would her apprentice think if he found out?

She really kowtows, do you dare to accept it?

If you really accept it calmly, do you believe that the Witch Harley will quietly come to the door that day and beat you to death? "

Frigga felt depressed and resentful in her heart, but she had no choice but to ask, "Why is that bitch so lucky!"

Old Odin felt that this topic was too boring, so he stood up and said, "Now that Asael has come down from the wall of origin, I can go to Harley to discuss releasing Odin."

"Wait a minute!" Frigga stopped him and said, "Wait a few days, I have already sent an invitation to Asael, asking her to come to the fairy palace to celebrate her regained freedom. She will probably come to the heaven tomorrow.

After waiting for a while, you can carry out your 'method of overcoming the tribulation'. "

The God King is the foundation of the divine system and the Kingdom of God. Loki's transfer of the power and origin of the God King to the true Odin will definitely cause turmoil in the Asgard domain.

The real Odin will at least seal the Golden Palace and practice seclusion for ten days and a half to regain control of the power of the God King.

Old Odin had a look of impatience on his face, "You are still making such a fuss and celebrating at this time. Do you think Hecate doesn't pay enough attention to you?"

Frigga's eyes were sarcastic and her voice was faint, "I'm not the protagonist, so what should I worry about?"

Old Odin stared at her for a while and said calmly: "Don't forget, my 'way to overcome the calamity' is to beg Harley for mercy."

Frigga shrugged, "Asal could refuse the invitation and go to Lishan immediately to enjoy the blessings. She did not refuse and did not go to Lishan immediately.

It wasn't anyone who was bewitching her, it was her who was intoxicated with the joy of being surrounded by stars and the moon, being the focus of the gods. "

Not long after, Asal, along with her Acharas, were harvested by the Mother of Magic.

The magic debt crisis has officially begun.

"What are you still doing in the Golden Palace? The magic debt crisis has broken out. Even Asar has been harvested. Other gods have already been wiped out. Hurry up and start our own 'Method of Overcoming Tribulation' in Asgard!" Frigga was so anxious that her face turned red.

Old Odin glanced at her with his one eye, "I had already planned to go find Harry, but who kept stopping me and holding various celebration parties?"

"It was different then." Frigga pulled him down from the wooden throne and urged: "Go to Witch Harley quickly! If possible, it is best to ask her to protect us Asgard.

Even if Odin does return, he is missing a lot of his origins, and he has tried his best to protect himself. "

In less than half a day, old Odin returned to the Golden Palace.

Frigga had been anxious and restless, walking back and forth. When she saw him returning, she didn't notice the strange expression on his face. She immediately stepped forward and asked, "How is it, Witch Harley is willing to protect us? In fact, we Asgardian gods The system is not huge. Although there are tens of millions of gods, the core members can be reduced to one million.

The dimensions of her stomach bag can accommodate billions of people, millions more than us, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

Surely she would agree, right? Tell me she agreed. "

Old Odin shook his head, explained the reason for Harley's refusal, and sighed: "Her concerns are very reasonable. The mere dimension of the stomach bag cannot isolate the magic debt crisis."

Frigga slumped down on the chair and said blankly: "Can we only rely on Odin? When will she let Odin down? What should I prepare in advance?"

Old Odin had a strange look on his face and whispered: "Harry has also prepared a 'failure-proof' way to overcome the disaster for us."

Frigga looked confused, "What does it mean if something goes wrong?"

"There are ten thousand possibilities, only one of which may fail. The remaining 9999 possibilities are all safe and worry-free, which is a 99.99% success rate."

"Are you kidding? Is there any 'failure-proof' way to survive a disaster? Even Witch Harley's own survival rate cannot be that high." Frigga doubted.

"Hang the origin wall!" Old Odin gave the answer directly. "Harley suggested that our Asgardian pantheon hang up the origin wall ourselves and avoid the magic debt crisis by collectively hanging the wall."

"Hang the Origin Wall." Frigga murmured: "At other times, hanging the Origin Wall would be synonymous with 'suicide'.

The magic debt crisis can only lead to a narrow escape from death. Hanging on the wall of origin will lead to no return, and even ten deaths will lead to no life.

But at this time, Witch Harley has proven that she can save the people on the Origin Wall. If we can get her promise to save us after the magic debt crisis is over, hanging the Origin Wall will indeed be an excellent way to overcome the disaster. . "

The more she talked, the more excited she became, and the more she talked, the brighter her eyes became.

Finally, she grabbed the old Odin's arm and said excitedly: "Your method of overcoming the tribulation is indeed wonderful. You really found the right one to find the witch Harley.

I don’t know what Odin realized on the World Tree, but I can guarantee that even if Asgard is still rich in origin, his method of overcoming the tribulation is far less reliable than Harley’s.

Although hanging the origin wall is not foolproof, if the Witch Harley burps and dies tragically in the magic debt crisis, we wall-hangers will also be implicated.

But she is Witch Harley, she is so cunning, she can also hang the origin wall, hahaha, this is not a 'failure to fail' strategy, this is a perfect and foolproof strategy! "

Old Odin took two steps back, avoided her pull, shook his head and said: "First of all, Harley will not help us get rid of the Origin Wall, she does not want to bear our karma.

In fact, there are too many gods in Asgard, and she can't help them.

Secondly, she is ambitious and does not intend to hang herself on the wall of origin. She wants to compete with Weird and Hecate for the magic debt.

Finally, the ‘lost’ in ‘One-Failure’ does not refer to her being harvested in the magic debt crisis, but to the powerful existence within the Origin Wall.”

He recounted all of Harley's speculations and warnings.

Frigga's expression changed, "What if the source wall doesn't collapse?"

"Since you also know that even Harley herself may not be 100% sure of surviving the magic debt crisis, why do you expect her Plan B to be perfect?

Anyway, I have found the 'way to overcome the tribulation' for you, you decide whether to use it or not. "Old Odin said.

"Are you sure you want to hang yourself on the Origin Wall?" Frigga asked.

Old Odin hesitated for a moment, nodded and said: "When the situation is critical and there is no other choice, I will definitely hang it on the wall."

After a pause, he warned with a serious expression: "Whether you hang it on the wall or not, the plan of hanging the wall cannot be leaked. No, if we Asgardians hang the wall, others will know sooner or later that 'hanging the wall will save the tribulation' method.

But you have to remember that you must not reveal the secret that the origin wall is about to collapse.

It only declares to the outside world that in the twilight of the gods, Asgard's source is exhausted, and there is no choice but to survive in death.

Before I hang it on the wall, I will go around Lishan to let others see me and make them mistakenly think that I have a promise from Harley to save us from trouble in the future.

This seems more reasonable. "

Frigga sighed: "I understand, this is a '100% guarantee', right? Hanging up the Origin Wall, everything is very comfortable, but when the wall collapses, you may be in danger.

If everyone follows suit and too many people hang on the wall, we will not end well when the origin wall collapses and when the existence sealed within the wall awakens. "

Old Odin looked more relaxed, "As long as you know the pros and cons, I will only tell you this secret. Don't tell anyone, including people within the divine system, even if it's just for yourself.

If they don't want to, let them be.

Zeus's method of overcoming the disaster only saves himself, and he doesn't care about the Olympus gods. We also don’t need to worry about people who don’t want to trust us unconditionally. "

Now, the morning after the destruction of the legions of heaven and hell.

Asgard, the Golden Palace.

"We can't wait any longer, we must act immediately! The destruction of the legions of heaven and hell shows that the power of 'Weird' is very powerful, and 'Weird' is the shadow of Hecate. No matter how strong it is, Hecate will theoretically only become more powerful. powerful.

Maybe Hecate hasn't completely released the seal yet, but her power is enough to destroy the sky. I have a feeling that this 'weird' action will deeply stimulate her and force her to speed up. "Old Odin said anxiously.

"Your Majesty the God King, please think twice!" Heimdall came out to advise: "Of course, hanging the Origin Wall can avoid the magic debt crisis, but what about after hanging the wall?

Unless we can get the promise from the Witch Harley, hanging on the wall might as well stay in the heaven and fight Hecate!

Yes, we have lost the source of our divine power, but now it seems that degenerating into the ‘Ancient God of the Planet’ may not be considered an advantage for us. Without divine power, there will be no magic mark in the blood in our bodies——”

Old Odin waved his hand and shouted: "Don't say stupid things! We have lost our divine power, but we have not been reincarnated.

Our souls have long been contaminated by magic and are covered with magic marks. "

He stood up suddenly and said impatiently: "Every god has its own way to overcome the tribulation. My way to overcome the tribulation is to hang myself on the wall of origin, wait for the end of the universe, the wall of origin collapses naturally, and then regain my freedom.

If you believe me, then follow me to attack the wall of origin.

If you don’t believe it, I won’t stop you from finding your own path to salvation. "

"Now, I'm going to start."

After saying that, he turned into a beam of light and disappeared into the sky.

He didn't go to the Origin Wall right away.

A god saw him in Gotham, and he seemed to have been to Mount Li. Loki really went to Mount Li, calling Harley's name at the foot of the mountain, wanting to see her one last time, but he didn't get any response. Because at that time, Harley was still in heaven talking to the Voice of Heaven.

Loki was anxious and couldn't wait any longer.

There was a strong crisis in his spiritual sense, and the seconds seemed like years.

Then he disappeared from the earth.

Half an hour later, a god followed the breath he left and found him on the wall of origin. Well, he found the real Odin.

Loki deliberately lured people over and changed places himself.

When the news came back, the Golden Palace immediately exploded.

The gods of Asgard never expected that their god-king was being serious and actually hung himself on the wall of origin.

"Queen Frigga, what should we do now?" Hamdall, an important minister of the imperial court, was also at a loss and could only look at the Queen for help.

"Father is old and confused, we must not follow him into stupidity." Before Frigga could speak, the muscular man Thor shouted.

When the real Odin was still around, Loki was tortured terribly by him.

In the years since Loki became Odin, it was his turn to be tortured.

Thor was first driven to Earth to be a superhero. As a result, he misbehaved and was beaten by the superhero as a villain. He was also imprisoned in Belle Reve Prison and was forced by Amanda Waller to join the Suicide Squad. He finally escaped back to Aspen. Gad was accused by "Old Odin" of losing his godhood and discrediting the Asgardian system. He was stuffed into the root cave of the "Golden Palace World Tree" and had poisonous snakes bind his body. The poisonous snake venom corroded his body. This was all the punishment Loki endured before Ragnarok.

Because of these years of torture, the fake Odin's authority in his heart was greatly reduced, so he directly called him an "old fool" in public.

He wanted to call him an old bastard even more.

"Thor, shut up!" Frigga shouted: "We must trust your father, the wisdom he gained from the Fountain of Wisdom, and even more, the 'method of overcoming calamity' he learned when he hung the World Tree upside down. "

Loki ran away so eagerly, and the tragic ending of the Legion of Heaven and Hell gave her a strong sense of urgency and crisis.

She decided to believe in Loki. Or rather, believe in the Witch Harley for once.

Even Loki, the god of cunning, believes in her, so what else does she have to worry about?

"Mother, go hang yourself on the Origin Wall. After you and father leave, it will be my turn to be the King of Asgard."

Thor looked at the old wooden chair with longing and eagerness in his eyes, "If you are willing to follow the old fool to hang up the Origin Wall, I have no objection, but those who stay must regard me as their king.

I swear I will lead you to fight against Hecate, hahaha, she is just the mother of magic, I am not afraid of her! "

As he spoke, he eagerly walked towards the wooden throne.

"You traitor, shut up!" Frigga used her divine power and slapped her son several hundred meters away, crashing through the gate of the Golden Palace and landing under the shade of the "Golden Palace World Tree" outside.

She followed him out with a "swish", pressed her son's head, put her mouth to his ear, and quickly revealed the secret that the origin wall was about to collapse and they would be able to escape soon.

"Don't tell anyone, understand?" Frigga was a loving mother after all.

Thor in the DC multiverse is a bit of a coward, but not a complete idiot.

Hearing the secret that the Origin Wall was about to collapse, he immediately abandoned the "Thor's Method of Overcoming the Tribulation" of "becoming the King of Gods yourself and having sex with the Mother of Magic."

He also understands that although Father Odin has been a bastard in recent years, he is not an old fool.

Sol not only hung the Origin Wall himself, but also tried his best to persuade good buddies and old lovers to hang it together.

"Sif, listen to me. There is a supreme being in the Origin Wall who is about to escape. In other words, the Origin Wall will collapse soon. Remember, this is a secret. Don't let others know, otherwise everything will go wrong. 'It might become 'ten don't save one'." He was also very cautious, whispering privately and giving serious warnings when persuading his old lover.

The afternoon after the Legion of Heaven and Hell was wiped out.

Xiao Zha, Xanadu and the others finally got rid of the poison of the "Remnant Soul of the House of Miracles", returned to their normal appearance, and drove their newly purchased "Wayne Model Z" to Lishan Manor.

"It's just you? Where's John?" Harley asked.

"John still stuck his butt out and kept squirting."

Speaking of Zha Kang's condition, the slight relief on Xiao Zha's face was immediately replaced by anxiety, "Harley, it's been two days and he's still squirting. When will he be squirting?"

Xanadu also showed sympathy, "Now not only is the remnant soul of the House of Miracles spraying black, but also blood and thick water are flowing out. Xiao Zha hasn't slept in the past two days, and a piece of blood has to be changed under his lower abdomen every half hour. Diapers."

Harley closed her eyes, her consciousness sank into the river of time and destiny, and counted the minutes on her fingers.

When she opened her eyes again, a smile appeared on her face and she said: "The bleeding and pus are a sign that the spray is about to end. I estimate that it will disappear completely in about a week."

"You have to spray it for another week?!" Xiao Zha's face turned pale. "John can't hold on for that long! He sprayed it until the steel door was broken and kept falling off."

"He should wake up, right? If he doesn't wake up, you won't be able to leave with peace of mind." Harley said: "In any case, John is also a three-line god.

The body of the god has gradually become energy. Ordinary flesh injuries can be repaired in an instant if he is in the high-dimensional Limbo Hell. John can complete the upgrading first, and any non-soul and law-related damage on the body can be repaired in an instant. "

"If we leave him alone, he will be sprayed for a week. If you use rescue now, can he recover faster?" Xiao Zha asked.

Harley thought for a while and said: "As for magic therapy, I don't have any good ideas.

The House of Miracles is not a physical substance, it is a collection of resentful souls and magic power. Part of it is still in John's belly, and most of the other part has flowed into his soul.

In other words, on the surface it is his butt that is ejaculating, but in fact it is his soul that is vomiting. "

Xanadu, Selina and others beside them all looked disgusted.

"Perhaps we can ask an anorectal doctor to use scientific instruments to assist him in ejaculation and help him hold open the steel door. At least it will make the ejaculation process easier and avoid bleeding and pus." Harley said.

"Anorectal doctor." Zatanna nodded and sighed: "That's all we can do."

After Zha Kang regained consciousness, she also asked about treatment methods.

His words were similar to Harley's. The House of Miracles was too weird, a body of resentful souls. However, he was once its owner and had an inseparable soul connection with it. Later, it was partially digested and absorbed by his body. Now it is It's hard to tell the difference between yellow mud and feces.

A few people chatted for a while about cleaning the filthy souls of the House of Miracles. Xanadu suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted: "I almost forgot, Harley, was it you who said that the Origin Wall is about to collapse? This news is confirmed ?"

Harley was stunned for a moment and said, "Who did you listen to?"

Xanadu stared at her face and said: "I'll tell you the truth, after the Hell and Heaven Legion was destroyed, my eldest sister, my second sister, and the fairies in the lake were almost scared to death.

They crossed the Atlantic to come to me yesterday and asked me to confirm the news that the "Origin Wall is about to collapse" as soon as possible.

Their meaning is very obvious. If hanging on the origin wall is really your way to overcome the disaster, they will hang it on the wall immediately. "

After a pause, she sighed: "My second sister was very frightened, and she kept urging me to come to you to confirm the news last night.

In fact, Xiao Zha originally planned to wait until the day after tomorrow, when John's condition is more stable, to bring him over to see you.

I was really pushed hard, so I changed my plan. "

Harley frowned slightly, "How did your eldest and second sister know that hanging on the wall is my way to overcome the disaster? You know me, I have no plan to hang the origin wall at all."

Xanadu nodded and said: "I know you are ambitious and want to seize the magic debt, but hanging yourself on the origin wall should be considered plan B, right?

Otherwise you wouldn’t suggest that the Asgardian gods collectively put up a wall of origin.

You don’t have to hide it anymore. Asgardian God King Odin was the first to stick to the wall, followed by Queen Frigga. In the past two days, millions or tens of millions of Asgardian Gods rushed towards the origin. wall.

The scale is very large and the scene is very spectacular.”

She also took out her phone and played a video to Harley.

Video shot from the edge of the Origin Wall, wide angle shot.

You can see thousands of spaceships coming to the Origin Wall, and then rushing out of each spaceship are hundreds of Nordic serving men and women, some even Valkyries riding Pegasus, and some riding sheep carts.

Harley saw a dwarf holding a hammer in his left hand and a two-meter-high white goose in his right hand. He yelled: "God King Odin is eternal, Witch Harley's calculations are perfect, bless me and Dabai." To survive the magic debt crisis, rush~~"

He and the big white goose in his hand turned into a stone sculpture on the origin wall.

That white goose is not an ordinary animal, it should have wisdom and magic power.

Dwarves and geese are not special cases.

Almost all Asgardians bring their families with them, either with their magical animals or magical objects.

They herded sheep and cattle, and the whole family brought pots and pans with them, as if they were going to the market.

In a matter of seconds, countless human figures, animal sculptures, and utensil sculptures appeared on the origin wall.

Not all the stone sculptures are stacked on top of each other, they are widely separated and far apart from each other.

There were even Asgardians in front of the wall, frantically driving away the compatriots around them to keep them away from them, still shouting, "Idiot, do you understand, stay away? Even if you encounter '100% chance'" , our chances of survival are also greater.”

Harley had a weird expression, "These guys are pretty understanding, but it's not a good thing if everyone is so understanding!"

"You told them, right? They are still shouting 'Long live Witch Harley' and 'Witch Harley is always full of tricks'." Xanadu looked into her eyes and said.

Harley returned the phone to her and sighed: "Whether I said it or not, it doesn't matter now. Hanging up the origin wall now is tantamount to courting death. Not to mention hopeless, it is definitely a narrow escape."

While feeling emotional, she also cursed in her heart: Loki is incompetent.

Fortunately, he is the god of trickery, so something that was obviously very simple turned out to be a mess.

It was obviously the safest way to overcome the disaster, but now it has become the most dangerous way to overcome the disaster.

Xanadu asked in confusion: "You seem to know nothing about the important matter of tens of thousands of gods in the Asgard divine system having their own origins? You also don't know that the origin wall is about to collapse. At this time, the self-protection wall is the best way to overcome the catastrophe." News of the law has spread in the supernatural world? What have you been doing these past few days and no one informed you?"

Selena glanced at Harley and said: "Amanda Waller from the Sky Eye Society called, several gods of freedom fighters, Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty also came to the manor.

But Harley has been hanging from the World Tree since yesterday morning. I planned to wake her up, but was stopped by the World Tree. "

"Well, I have been using the World Tree to gain enlightenment these past two days, and I haven't paid much attention to the outside world." Harley nodded.

Xiao Zha worriedly said: "What enlightenment do you have at this time? Don't forget, we are all waiting for your help!"

If Harley is so obsessed with enlightenment that she doesn't even know there's a visitor coming, will she be able to arrive in time when they are targeted by something strange?

Harry understood her worries and immediately smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, I am enlightening, but my spiritual sense is not closed. And now World Tree has become my little sister. When I am enlightening, she will pay attention to weird things for me. movement."

After a pause, she explained: "I got a set of "Archangel's Essence of Billions of Years of Wisdom: A Collection of Tribulation Methods" from Silver City, which is very powerful.

If I practice them all, my winning rate can be increased to more than 90% when facing upside down people! "

Xiao Zha, Xanadu, Selina, Rachel and others all looked suspicious.

"If the "Essence of Archangel's Billions of Years of Wisdom" is so powerful, why did the Angel Legion fail and fail so miserably, with more than 10,000 angels killed in an instant? Don't say that Uriel, the Tongue of Fire, has never practiced "Archangel" Essence of Wisdom.”

"Ulie practiced, so he didn't completely fail." Harley explained that Uriel never lost his "expression control" even after his death, and said confidently: "At present, I have mastered several basic skills. I will face it again." We will never be as embarrassed as last time when dealing with weird things."

Xanadu frowned and thought for a while, then said, "How do you think I should reply to my eldest and second sister?"

"You tell them directly. Now that the news has spread, hanging on the wall is almost a dead end."

In the next few days, many people came over and asked about "the origin wall will collapse, hang the origin wall to survive the tribulation", and Harley gave the same answer: Don't seek death, and honestly find a way to survive the tribulation.

Ten days after the destruction of the Heaven and Hell Army, another piece of news even more shocking than the Heaven and Hell Army reached the supernatural world: Heaven was gone, the Mother of Magic came to Heaven, harvested all miraculous things and miraculous lives, and all the gods were destroyed.