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"Is there any hope that Morgana will be released on bail? Just like Shazam Wizard, she will be supervised after paying the money."

Not two days after the Shazam Wizard trial ended, Xanadu came to the door with a hesitant look on his face, seemingly planning to take the back door for his second sister.

"You want to bail her out? Old Shazam was able to get bail for three reasons. First of all, he did not have the intention to commit adultery.

He was simply too stupid and unlucky to be caught by the Dark Knights, and he was extremely afraid of death and had no integrity, so he knelt down and surrendered.

Your sister obviously has the idea of ​​trying to get benefits from Barbatos.

And she turned ideas into reality.

Secondly, although old Shazam is not as good as he boasted, he is the 'Galactic Admiral of the Ancient Era', the 'Spiritual Leader of All Humanity', and the 'Superhero of the Wizarding World', but he is at least sanctimonious.

From ancient times to the present, he has done many serious good deeds.

Your sister is known to be a person who doesn't care about others.

Let’s not mention her past bad things with King Arthur. In the past thousand years, her reputation in the supernatural world is not very good. She often appears as the enemy of magical heroes. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a super magical villain.

Finally, old Shazam has a wide network of contacts, and has intersections with regular heroes and magical superheroes.

This friendship cannot absolve him of guilt, but it can become the basis for him to be trusted to a limited extent by the judge, the U.S. government, and the people.

To put it bluntly, even in order not to completely become a street rat, not to offend Naboo and I, and not to completely chill the Magic Family, old Shazam will be honest and try his best not to mess around during the bail period.

Even if you use your own honor to bail Morgana out, will she care about your honor and feelings?

Maybe she will turn around and fool around in public, causing you to lose face and ruin your honor. Maybe this is her purpose of deliberately doing bad things. "

Xanadu thought carefully for a while and felt that what Harley said was very reasonable.

Especially the last point: Even if Morgana didn't originally intend to do anything bad, in order to make her guarantor sister look embarrassed, be doubted by heroes, and be cast aside by the people, she would deliberately do an earth-shattering bad thing during her bail period.

"Although Morgana had the idea of ​​​​taking the initiative to join Barbatos and work as a dragon in the new dark multiverse, Barbatos looked down on her, ignored her at all, and was not even willing to receive her in a condescending manner. .

Morgana had only met the Laughing Bat once, and was given the task of going to the fifth world as a spy.

This mission doesn't even have specific content.

Morgana was not sure whether she should inquire about the old gods in the sky, keep an eye on the new gods, or go to hell to monitor the status of the world of the gods. In the end, she wandered around several magic planes around the earth in a daze, collecting information. Some messages that she didn't even know were useful were sent to the Laughing Bat, but she didn't get a reply. "

Madam Xanadu couldn't help showing a look of shame and pity on her face, "To be honest, Morgana is really a bit lowly, a bit disgraceful to the 'British Fairy', and a bit pitiful."

Then she cheered up again, with a thankful smile on her face, and said: "Fortunately, she is not alone. Ancient and powerful immortals such as the Vampire Queen and Lei Xiaogu are with her.

She is not the one with the highest level and the most special status among them. Everyone is very low and is despised by Barbatos. Morgana is not too conspicuous. "

Well, it's a bit embarrassing, even if Lei Xiaogu, Vampire Queen, Morgana and others are willing to commit adultery, let alone Barbatos, even the Laughing Bat looks down on them and only arranges some random tasks.

If they really want to threaten human civilization, they don't have the ability or qualifications.

The biggest sin is the same as Black Adam, destroying cities, killing rebels, and building citizens into human towers.

Harley said with disdain: "The vampire queen named Mary only lived for three hundred years. She was just an ordinary village girl at first. Every super villain in Arkham Asylum knows about the ancient lowliness of Leixiao. She is also known as the 'Old Urinal'." ’, the rest of the immortals either have little fame or low strength, and only got lucky enough to obtain eternal life. It’s no wonder that Barbatos looks down upon them.”

Mrs. Xanadu said sternly: "Vampire Queen Mary is indeed from a humble background and is not very old, but she is the second generation direct descendant of Cain. This identity, status, and strength are incomparable to most gods and demons.

It was indeed miserable for Lei Xiaogu to be thrown into the public urinal of Arkham Asylum by you. He had been despised by others in the early years.

But who are you?

You are Harley, the famous and powerful witch in the multiverse. Who will fall into your hands?

Darkseid, such a majestic and domineering god-king, turned into a baby through your efforts. Marnou and Anti-Prisoner didn’t know how many times they were beaten to death and tricked to death by you. Their fate was ruined by you, and Barbatos was defeated by you. He was beaten to death, and his soul became a puppet to participate in the judgment of mortals.

Compared with the endings of these top bosses, Lei Xiaogu is already outstanding.

You can't even do anything to him, so you can only push him into the toilet to vent your hatred.

In the minds of many people today, Lei Xiaogu only suffered a little humiliation, but he escaped unscathed in your hands and made you angry and helpless.

He has even surpassed some of the highest, and his strength has not diminished but increased. "

Harley was stunned, "Shit, what kind of top-level understanding is this?"

Xanadu sighed: "When you are a little shrimp, being defeated and humiliated by you is an unspeakable shame.

When you become the most ruthless person in the multiverse, you can escape completely from your hands, leaving only a little dignity and personality, and you will only get the admiration and praise of others.

Lei Xiaogu was made into a urinal by you and has been hiding in the mountains. He refused to see anyone for many years, and he felt shameless.

Nowadays, he frequently participates in public events. Every time he appears, he will be warmly received by others. He also talks openly and openly in public.

This is the improvement of your strength and record, and the change in his reputation and mentality. "

"Alas, I still underestimated myself. I was so awesome that being insulted by me as a beast actually became an honor in the eyes of others." Harley sighed.

Shangdu's mouth twitched, and he wanted to say something to her, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't think of any other way to undermine her strength and record.

Xanadu could only suppress the Yu Qi into his belly and said: "I know that even if I saved Morgana, she would not be grateful to me, but her son came to the door in person and begged me to help his mother.

After watching the video of Morgana's public trial, my eldest sister Vivian also sent a message to tactfully say that Morgana should be responsible for her depravity. She can be imprisoned and sealed, but the public trial will make the entire "ancient women" The fairy' group is shameless together. "

"Your eldest sister is really a bitch. If she really cared about the face of the 'Ancient Fairy', she should have personally helped you out of trouble when you became a wandering warbler." Harley said sarcastically.

I was a little embarrassed and a little embarrassed, so I quickly defended my eldest sister: "In those days, transportation and communication were not developed. Even Vivian didn't know my situation very well, and others didn't even know that I was the forest maiden Xianni Miao.

I won't make any big show of my identity, so no matter what I have experienced, I have not discredited the fairies. "

Harry actually saw a bit of pride on her face

"Now is the information age. Once Morgana is on TV, people all over the world will know about it very quickly.

Because information flows so quickly, people are unable to rationally process the information they receive. They can only label everything and everyone simply and roughly, and then group slightly similar matters into one category.

The key is that the labels on ordinary people’s hands are also very rare. They may only be ‘good guy’, ‘bad guy’, ‘splasher’, and ‘insignificant someone’.

Morgana is an ancient fairy who was convicted of rape. In the hearts of most ordinary people, the 'ancient fairy' is almost always labeled as 'not a good thing'. "

——Perhaps you are really not all that good?

Harley groaned inwardly.

After a pause, Xanadu hesitated and said: "Didn't I return home in glory last time? Vivian and I talked about the hardships of the past two thousand years, and she shed tears of heartache."

Seeing Harley start to laugh silently again, she immediately added: "Of course, Vivian pretended to be a sister at that time, which was a bit embarrassing, but she was not completely hypocritical.

She told me that the reason why she turned me away and ignored me all the time was because I was involved in too many causes and effects.

You must have heard the story of the Lady of the Lake and King Arthur.

Vivian's ability to predict King Arthur's life shows that her divination skills are as outstanding as mine.

When she was divining the ending of King Arthur, she accidentally glimpsed my future - I will become the guide of the torrent of destiny. Many major events and the birth of big people are closely related to me, and I even need to start them myself. "

Having said this, Xanadu looked at Harry specifically and said seriously: "Obviously, her prediction is very accurate. I sealed Merlin, I served the great Kublai Khan, and I witnessed the rise of the French Bourbon dynasty. Destruction, I watched Zatanna's father grow up. I was even your original mentor.

Vivian didn't want me to bring trouble and karma to Avalon Lake, so she refused to meet me and cut off my thoughts with a ruthless look.

After leaving the UK, no matter what kind of difficulties I encountered, I never thought of asking her for help. "

"You are such an honest person." Harley sighed.

The old monster has lived for thousands of years, but he has been tricked by strangers and PUAed by his sister. He has never learned anything from his mistakes.

But fools have their blessings. After struggling for so many years, Shangdu has only lost all her moral integrity as a fairy, but her life is still there. She even received the blessing of the second sister Death and was lucky enough to meet her.

"'Honest person' should be a compliment, right? Why does it come out of your mouth like you are mocking my stupidity?" Xanadu asked displeased.

"You think too much, I'm just complimenting you. How many fairies are there in the lake?" Harley changed the subject again.

“In ancient times, animals with strong bloodlines were lucky enough to be blessed by the earth, sky, forest or ocean, and became spirits with wisdom and power.

Spirits often occupy the areas that have been blessed by them and become the beliefs of nearby humans.

The so-called female fairies are actually ‘human spirits’.

In essence, they are almost the same as spirits, except that they are all women with strong blood among the ancestors.

Originally they would not gather together, each had their own territory.

Let me use myself as an example. As a forest fairy, I am only in charge of a forest in the west of the Kingdom of Camelot, and King Arthur's Kingdom of Camelot is only a small part of Britain.

It would not be unusual at all if I met a 'Forest Fairy' in another forest.

Later, with the development of human civilization, even the gods gradually left the earth and moved to the heaven. Little fairies like us could only hug together to keep warm.

Vivian is lucky.

Her Lake Avalon is located in the gap between the earth and fairyland. Now she volunteers to help guard the gate of fairyland. She is not short of resources and can also get the protection of Titania, the queen of fairyland.

For thousands of years, Vivian of Avalon has been living a carefree life, attracting many sisters to join her.

Morgana and I were very unlucky. You already know the story of me being abandoned by the forest and being rejected by the British land.

Morgana wants to usurp King Arthur's Kingdom of Camelot and establish her own Kingdom of God on Earth, completely reversing the course of history.

As a result, she rebelled against King Arthur, and soon the rebels rebelled against her. She could only take her son to travel around the world. "

Harley stared at the sarcasm on Xanadu's face and said speechlessly: "You still have the nerve to despise Morgana? You and she are both cosmopolitan. Others travel around the world with their children, but you use two legs to travel around the world." Measuring the earth and begging along the way with broken bowls.”

"Although I have lost my magic power, I am not reduced to begging." Xanadu shouted.

——Is it possible that you think selling your skin is more honorable than begging?

After all, Harley did not say the hurtful words in her heart, "Stop messing around. Morgana's trial is over and cannot be changed. Just tell your eldest nephew and eldest sister this directly."

Xanadu struggled: "Actually, I'm not very interested in helping Morgana.

It can even be said that I was a little happy to see her finally get her comeuppance.

It's just that both Mordred (Morgana's son) and Vivian came to me with expectation and trust. People in my hometown are also looking at me. They believe that I have a great reputation, wide connections, and great abilities. Qiang. Do you understand what I mean?

If I can't solve the problem, they will think that I have no status in the United States and in the circle of heroes.

Not long ago, when I returned home in fine clothes, I was bragging to them about my awesomeness and my relationship with you. Actually, it’s not a boast, right? "

Such unpretentious yet frank vanity made Harry not know what to say.

"Harley, I have to accomplish something. It doesn't need to be too much, just what you mean." Xanadu stared at her persistently and said.

Harley thought for a while and said: "According to the original plan, there is no death penalty for rape, and even Black Adam will be sent to Belle Reve Prison to serve his sentence.

In fact, she gave it to Waller and asked her to train them into a 'suicide squad'. If they encounter any cosmic crisis or earth crisis in the future, they will be asked to rush to the front and fight for their lives.

You can find connections to move Morgana to Arkham Asylum, and you can visit her next door every now and then. "

"Well, being transferred to Arkham Asylum seems better than being a suicide soldier with a bomb in your head." Xanadu nodded slightly, and then asked: "Who should I find a relationship with?"

"Call the Justice League and Waller respectively and express my intention directly. They both understand."

Xanadu pointed to the telephone on the counter in the corner and said, "I'll make a call right now, using your home phone, okay?"

Harley said helplessly: "You have to believe in your abilities, there is no need -"

She stopped suddenly, then stood up and looked out the window.

Madam Xanadu was only confused for a few tenths of a second before she felt an obvious and familiar aura of divine power coming from outside.

"Is it the God King of Naboo?" she asked in surprise.

Harley didn't say anything, and just walked slowly to the front garden.

I saw a figure woven with golden light floating in the sky above the mountain road outside the courtyard gate.

Not Doctor Fate, not even the Helmet of Destiny, just a projection of Naboo.

"Harley Quinn, are you okay now?"

Seeing Harley coming out, the Naboo projection slowly fell to the ground and walked in from the gate and asked.

Harley raised her chin to the person next to her, "If you don't think she's an eyesore, you can tell her directly; if you think she's an eyesore, you can whisper through your mind."

She guessed that Naboo wanted to say something private, or at least wanted to avoid Doctor Fate Kent, otherwise he wouldn't have just projected him over.

Even he glared at her unhappily, and was about to retreat to avoid suspicion when he heard Nabu hesitate: "Actually, it's not a big deal. I want to find Sage Aoqi. If possible, I want to see him immediately, alone. See."

Harry was also a little unhappy. Neb seemed to be very generous, but in fact, he was even an eyesore to her.

"He has received a huge benefit from me. He is currently digesting the benefit in the stomach pouch dimension. It is not suitable to see outsiders at this critical moment."

Although it was just a projection of divine power and soul, with a bright golden light and not like a real person, Harley and Xanadu could still see a very hesitant expression on Nabu's face.

After struggling for about two minutes, with an impatient look on Harley's face, the King of Naboo looked at Xanadu specifically and finally said, "I'm looking for Sage Ochi for a private matter related to the God of Order.

Think about it, you all understand that the gods of the Order God System are all wizards and wizards of the human race on earth, and they are 'magic heroes' who abide by moral principles and possess noble sentiments.

However, there are already very few human beings who are promoted to divine wizards. Excluding those with bad conduct, the number is even smaller.

Therefore, almost every human magic master who respects rules and has a conscience is a candidate for the God of Order. "

Harley thought thoughtfully, "You want Sage Ochi to enter the God of Order?"

King Naboo nodded, turned his right hand, and took out a golden boot.

"During the Dark Night, not only did human gods of war die heroically, but the God of Order also suffered huge losses. There were also gods whose souls were broken and completely dead."

Harley stared at the golden boots for a while and asked curiously: "Is this the real artifact of the sacrificed God of Order? Where did you find it?"

King Naboo showed a look of regret on his face, "After Barbatos was killed by you, I immediately went to the Blood Realm to look for the remains of the Tower of Destiny.

Every brick and tile on the Tower of Destiny is made of divine materials blended with the divine power of order.

Even if only broken bricks and tiles are found, it will save a lot of time and effort when rebuilding.

Then I picked up the boots crumpled into a ball by the Dark Knight in the ruins of the Tower of Destiny that was about to disappear.

Its owner died completely, and the N metal artifact boots were also destroyed.

At this time, only the boots have an empty shape, but they can no longer be combined with me to form the 'King Body of the God of Order'. "

Harley said with a strange expression: "So, you plan to recruit Sage Aoqi to join the God of Order system and serve as the golden right foot of the 'King Body of the God of Order'?"

King Naboo raised his chin slightly, his tone confident and proud, "All human wizards are proud to receive invitations from the Order God System.

Many years ago, Sage Ochi also expressed his desire to become a god of order with great reverence. "

Harley shook her head and said, "You can find someone else. Sage Aoqi has changed his mind."

King Naboo frowned and said, "Have you asked him? I want him to tell me personally."

Harry continued to shake his head and said, "I didn't tell him, but I'm sure his 'childhood dream' has been shattered."

"How can you be sure that you are not him?" King Naboo said displeased.

"Don't you know that he got the great benefit of the 'Supreme God' from me? A person only has one head and one butt, and can only wear a hat and sit on a chair.

Sage Aoqi can no longer change the door at this moment.

The greatest benefit is right in front of him, and he doesn't want to change his family. "Harry said calmly.

"What are the great benefits of the Supreme Godhead?" King Naboo asked.

Of course he knew that Harry had summoned a group of relatives, friends, disciples, and disciples, saying that he was going to give away a huge benefit called the "Supreme God's Throne."

He also knew that Sage Ochi ultimately won the bid.

If not, he would not have listed Sage Ochi as the first candidate for the "golden right foot".

Even Harley called it a "huge benefit", and that benefit must be huge.

No matter what great benefits the Sage of Ochi gets, once he joins the God of Order system, those benefits will become part of the "King Body of the God of Order".

"When he gets the benefits, you will naturally know. Now you still need to keep it a secret." Harley said.

Then she wondered: "Why didn't you choose Kent as your golden right foot? Kent's magic path is almost the standard template of the God of Order, and there is no compatibility issue at all.

He is also very talented. With a few years of training, he can replace his original golden right foot.

I heard Kent say earlier that you promised him that if he could understand the Master's Law, you would help him join the Order God System. "

Harley remembered clearly that when Kent said this to her, there was a smile on his face and a gleam of anticipation in his eyes.

"Kent's realm is too low, and I'm not sure when I will be able to understand the Master's Law. These are troubled times, and I can wait, but the God of Order cannot wait, and the Earth has no time to wait."

King Naboo added: "His talent is indeed good, otherwise I would not have chosen him. Although he is quite old, he has a long life and a promising future. When he becomes a divine wizard, it will be a matter of course for him to join the Order God System."

He did promise to Kent that he would immediately pull him into the Order God System once he understood the Master's Law.

But when he was drawing the pie, Kent had just started practicing the "Huan Mo Heart Sutra" and had just finished training his head into a cone shape.

Nabu planned to use Kent as a guinea pig, and once he had achieved some success in practicing the Heart Sutra of Phantom Demons and his body had the characteristics of a thinking life, he would be allowed to join the God of Order.

In this way, all the practice experiences and all the benefits of thinking about life in the "Heart Sutra of Phantom Demons" will be shared with the gods of order.

As a result, Kent took the initiative to use the Tenth Metal to rewrite the reality of his practice of the "Phantom Demon Heart Sutra" a few days ago.

Years of hard work were all wasted in one fell swoop.

Kent himself only felt a little regretful, but the King of Naboo almost vomited blood.

"It is true that Sage Ochi cannot join the God of Order now, why not let Kent be a backup?" Harley suggested.

Everyone has his own ambitions.

She looked down upon Naboo, let alone the Golden Right Foot, but she also admitted that for mages who longed to join the God of Order, the selection of the second-generation "Golden Right Foot" was indeed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

King Naboo hesitated for a moment, handed the golden boots in his hand to Xiangdu, and asked: "Nimue, you are also a human spirit wizard. Are you interested in becoming a member of the Order God System?"

Shangdu's face was full of surprise, and his voice was a little trembling, "I, can I really do it?"

She was still asking, but her body could no longer control herself as she moved forward. She picked up the long boot that looked like it was made of gold and held it in her arms.

It's like a football player holding the Ballon d'Or trophy, or like a retiring football star finally winning the World Cup.

Seeing her, she pressed her face against the golden boots and gently rubbed them. The intoxication, glory and obsession on her face could not be concealed. Harry couldn't help but said: "Judging from the style and size, this boot should belong to a tall man." man.

As a god, he probably has never washed his feet. Do you have rhinitis? "

"Of course I don't have rhinitis," Shangdu replied subconsciously. He recalled her previous words and understood that she was implying that the boots had been worn by a strong man for a long time and were already smelly.

She put her nose to the boot and sniffed it several times, then shook her head and said, "There is no smell at all. The God of Order has given up his body, and all his essence has been poured into the natal artifact, which is this boot. How can there be any foot odor?"

Harley was disgusted by her actions.

"Don't I know that it is an artifact of destiny? But no matter what, it is also a strange man's boot. You hold it in your arms and put it on your face, but you still use your nose to smell it and you can't smell it. How can you not think of it in your heart?"

She took two steps away with a look of disgust on her face, as if Xanadu's soul was stained with foot odor.

Madam Xanadu also gave her a look of disdain, shook her head and sighed: "Even if you are very powerful, you still have the thinking, knowledge and outlook of a mortal!"

King Naboo was very unhappy that Harry disliked the golden right boot so much. But when he saw that the boots were so precious to everyone above him, he had a satisfied smile on his face.

When Xanadu said that Harry had "mortal knowledge," he nodded slightly in agreement.

"Nimue, welcome to the Order God System! Now this right boot belongs to you, you can use your divine power and divine personality. Hey, the aura on your body is very strange, even I can't see through it."

The King of Naboo was shocked and confused. He stared at Mrs. Xanadu carefully and again, but he still couldn't sense any miraculous elements, no divine power or divinity, not even any fluctuations in magic power.

"Amazing, really amazing! Nimue, your skills in hiding your aura and strength are so good. Did you learn it from Harley? At this time, you almost look like a mortal, so strong!" He was amazed. Praise again and again.

Although he is already the God of Destiny, there is no power fluctuation in his body. He has only seen this kind of situation with Harley. But even if there is no power fluctuation in Harley, it will bring huge pressure to his spiritual sense and make people feel uncomfortable. I know she is a ruthless character.

But Xanadu is amazing. From the inside out, he is a completely ordinary person.

"I" heard King Naboo's praise and met King Naboo's amazed eyes. Xanadu was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak.

"Hahaha!" Harry smiled without any scruples, and smiled freely and happily, "Naboo, you are as good as Shangdu. She has good skills and you have good eyesight, hahaha."

The obvious ridicule made the King of Naboo shudder, but his eyes looked at Xanadu in confusion.

"You know the prophecy of the four giant gods in the cave of the Origin Wall, right?" Xanadu said sarcastically.

King Naboo nodded slightly, "You are very powerful, you can actually predict the transcendent being from the omnipotent universe."

He chose to be Sage Ochi's backup, not just because she happened to be here.

News of the suspected presence of "outsider visitors" in the hole in the Origin Wall had been sent back to the Justice League very early, and he also knew about it.

He knew that Harley had been guarding the hole in the wall, and that Harley could not predict anything. The heroes of the main alliance could only go to Lake Avalon to find Xanadu, but Xanadu unexpectedly spied on the secrets of the four giants.

Although the content is unknown, considering the identities and origins of the four giant gods, they can all perform divination, which has surpassed many gods of fate.

"Although I made the prophecy of the four giant gods, it was also counterattacked, and all the power of miracles was drained. In order not to cause a big panic in the universe, this matter was not announced to the outside world." Xanadu explained.

"Your laws, godhead, divinity, and power are all gone?" King Naboo was stunned.

Xanadu said bitterly: "The four giants come from the omnipotent universe. How can you spy on their fate without paying a price? It's all thanks to Harley's strong defense field that you can come back alive."

King Naboo nodded thoughtfully.

It is indeed true. Most of the four giant gods are already transcendent. It would be abnormal to predict them without paying any price.

His eyes turned to the golden right foot in Xanadu's arms, a look of hesitation on his face.

Xanadu noticed the change in his eyes, and quickly hugged the golden right foot tighter, saying nervously and quickly: "King Naboo, don't worry, as long as the four giants enter our universe, Harley will definitely kill them. I regained my godhood and power, she promised me, right Harley?"

"Well, I will go all out and do my best." Harley said.

The hesitation on King Naboo's face disappeared, and he stretched out his hand to grab it. His golden right boot broke free from Xanadu's pull and flew back with a "swish".

"No, the boots are mine, King Naboo. You promised to let me join the God of Order. You can't go back on it!" Xanadu's eyes were red with anxiety.

If she hadn't lost all her strength now, she would have wanted to rush over and fight with King Naboo.

"Sorry, Nimue, you and I both understand that the four giants must have transcendent strength to rob them of their power." The Nabu Dynasty glanced at Harry, and there was no hesitation in his tone, "I hope Harley can succeed, but now It’s a troubled time, I can wait, the Order God System and the Earth don’t have time to wait.”

Harley said disdainfully: "Even if you want to make excuses, please give me some snacks. Don't use the same words you use to deal with Kent to deal with Xanadu."

A look of embarrassment and shame quickly flashed across King Naboo's face, and he said in a dull voice: "Well, I don't believe you can help Nimue regain her godhead and power.

Even if you can defeat them, the steak in your stomach will not remain steak after being taken out.

You must understand such a simple truth.

Of course, you are Nimue's friend, and you comforted her with nice words to take care of her emotions. I originally planned to comfort her with friendly lies, but you insist on tearing me down. "

"No, I have waited for thousands of years for my godhead and power to finally become a god." Shangdu wailed, tears streaming down his face.

Harley patted her shoulder and comforted her: "Don't worry, even if the steak has turned into stool, it still belongs to your stool. It has your magic mark on it and can be digested twice."

"You want me to eat shit?" Xanadu's face turned a little green.

Harley shook her head and said: "Shit is just a metaphor, it can't really be stinky. If the four giant gods are really transcendent, your divine power and godhead will be digested and purified by them, and the energy level will only be higher and will not turn into impurities."

Everyone looks better.

"I think the divinity of the spiritual wizard is just an impurity for the transcendent. In the end, only high-level pure energy can be recovered. We cannot absorb or utilize that energy." Nabu said.

Xanadu wanted to cry again.

Harry did not comfort her anymore, but glanced at Nabu and said, "Since you don't choose to be the golden right foot, why are you still staying here just to make sarcastic remarks?"

Nabu hesitated and said: "Is John Constantine also in the stomach bag dimension? He is far from the most ideal candidate. If there are other options, I will not choose him.

But there are very few pure human gods who have conscience and abide by the rules. I will have to spend a lot of time transforming him. "

Harley's consciousness immediately fell in front of Zha Kang and Xiao Zha in Ark Continent.

The two of them are currently having skewers at a barbecue stall in Tianchao District.

"No, thank King Naboo for me. I am irreversible, so I can only disappoint him." Zha Kang flatly refused without even thinking about it.

"That's the God of Order. Becoming the God of Order is almost every human mage's ultimate dream. Don't you really think about it?" Harley advised.

"You are very interested in becoming the golden right foot of Naboo God King's body?" Zha Kang asked.

Harley smiled and said: "I'm very curious about you turning into Naboo Boots. Just imagining it in your head can make me laugh for several years, hahaha!"

Zha Kang waved her away and said, "My abilities are limited, so you can go."

"You must have confidence in yourself, and you must have confidence in King Naboo. No matter how stubborn you are at this time, once you join the Order God System, your will and thoughts will belong to Order, and you will definitely become extremely orderly and Rules." Harley advised with sincerity.

Zha Kang held the roasted lamb gun covered in chili noodles in his mouth and said disdainfully: "Listen to what you said. I'm not confused yet, and I don't want to become confused."

Xiao Zha said: "Although Harley has misunderstandings about the God of Order, King Naboo will never brainwash the God of Order, but what she said is very right - every human wizard is proud to join the God of Order.

John, you should really give this some serious thought. "

Zha Kang glanced at her and said angrily: "How can any girlfriend persuade her man to give up his warm, hard human body and become a cold, smelly boot?

The right foot is worn by that pretentious king of Naboo every day. You don't mind that the boots are smelly, but I also feel that his feet are rotten. "

Harley laughed from the side.

Xiao Zha hit Zha Kang on the shoulder, "How can King Naboo have bad feet? His body has long been dissolved in magic, and the helmet is his true body."

"The rotten feet on his body have disappeared, but the rotten feet in my heart will always remain. Anyway, I will never be his stinky boots." He pinched the black leather boots on Xiao Zha's calf and said frivolously. : "If it were your right foot, I might consider it."

Xiao Zha blushed and was about to glance at Harry shyly, but found that her projection had disappeared.

Lishan Manor, in the garden.

"You don't know what is good or bad!" King Naboo waved his sleeves and left angrily.

Everything that happened in the dimension of the stomach bag was projected in mid-air by Harley, even the scene of Zha Kang and Xiao Zha flirting was not missed.

No need for Harry to talk nonsense, the King of Naboo immediately understood that he was wishful thinking.

"What a pity." The King of Naboo was nowhere to be seen, and Xanadu still stood in the courtyard and sighed sadly.

"What's a pity? Even Constantine doesn't want to be a stinky boot, and you have water in your head? There are dozens of gods in the God of Order. In theory, they all share the same golden right foot. You are a good person and don't do it. , I want to be a group of men's boots, don't you think it's disgusting?" Harley said angrily.

Xanadu sighed: "You don't understand. The Naboo God King and most of the gods in the Order God System are ancient ancestors and are my ancestors.

The emotions of our ancestors towards the God of Order are not something that you moderns can or cannot understand. If you regard the God of Order as the ancient Martial God in the world of Martial Gods, and take yourself into the identity of a martial arts believer, then you will understand why I am willing to give up on humanity. Body.

Perhaps in this new timeline, it is the God of War who drives out the gods and guides mankind from wilderness to civilization.

But I also remember that in the original true history, the real heroes of humanity were the pantheon of Order. "

"It's quite touching, but whenever I think of you turning into a boot, I want to laugh." Harley chuckled.

"Mortal knowledge"

Three days later.

Doctor Fate Kent brought a dark-skinned young man in his early twenties to Lishan Manor.

"Harry, I have good news for you. I finally got my wish and successfully joined the God of Order!" Kent was not wearing a helmet today and was wearing regular clothes. You could directly see the beaming expression on his face.

"Uh, you got that boot, the golden right foot?" Harley said with a weird expression.

"Golden right foot?" Kent was stunned for a moment, then seemed to remember something and stamped his foot excitedly.

"Clang~~" With the crisp sound of metal hitting the stone slab, the brown calfskin shoes under his feet turned into gold boots that covered half of his calves.

Glittering, golden and very dazzling.

"Harry, how did you know? The King of Naboo came to see you?"

He happily walked around twice in front of Harley and said happily: "The King of Naboo gave me the boots, and now they have become my destiny.

As long as I condense the Grandmaster's Law, I can join King Naboo's 'God King Body of Order'. "

Harley stared at his golden boots for a moment and asked, "Did you just put your feet in them?"

Kent wondered: "If it's not in the boots, where would my feet be hidden?"

"Wait a moment, I'll call Xanadu, let's celebrate you together." Harley gloated and sent a message to Xanadu, and then used the space movement technique to move her directly from "Mrs. Xanadu's mansion" to the living room inside.

"Hahaha, Kent, you keep telling me, where are your rotten feet?" Harley laughed.

"I don't have bad feet." Kent stamped his feet and said with a serious expression.

Xanadu understood what Harley meant. He stared at Kent's golden boots with a slightly twisted expression.

Harley held back her laughter and continued: "Ever since you got these boots, you've been wearing them, right?"

Kent felt that there was something in her words, but he couldn't figure out what she was implying. He could only bite the bullet and said: "Of course, it is my destiny artifact, and I can change its style as I wish."

"Have you stepped on a daddy recently? Hey, forget it, you don't need to tell me, if you can't step on it today, you will win the bid sooner or later in the future. If you are like this, so will its previous owner - "

"Harley, stop talking!" Xanadu shouted, covering his face.