I want to have a date with Superman

"Master Harry, Brother Jesus and I are really different. My body is pure and flawless. I am the body of the Holy Spirit without any trace of original sin." Yebi said excitedly while holding his crotch between his legs.

It heard the subtext of its master: He wanted to capture it!

How is this possible?

"Yeb, I'm serious." Harley said seriously: "The reason why the ghost is so rampant is because Lemuel and Duma failed in their duties and allowed the ghost to usurp the power of hell.

The ghost we face is a ghost plus Satan. The ghost of Satan is worthy of the name. "

"What does this have to do with me and the current situation?" Yebi asked.

"Of course it's relevant. Why did Remiel and Duma fail in their duties? Now we almost know the answer."

Harry said seriously: "As the Son of God, you should be genderless, not distinguish between beauty and ugliness, and ignore gender and race.

Because you are the Holy Son, your wise eyes can see directly through the stinky skin of mortals.

Your mission is to bring the undead souls who are addicted to desire onto the road to redemption. Naturally, you cannot fall into the abyss of lust yourself.

We cannot be like those old gods, who are unruly and engage in various affairs, regardless of race.

But as you grow up, as a dog, you are already in your prime at the age of four or five, and you have awakened your sexual consciousness. "

"I didn't!" Yerby denied.

Harley said in a deep voice: "You do, you think I'm ugly and you think the little flower is pretty, that's a sign of your youthful desire.

You are a dog, so of course you think you look good when you look like a dog. This is your instinct.

Now that you are showing instinct, it can only mean two things.

First of all, your body has developed normally and you are a majestic male dog. However, you are the Son of God and cannot have the instinct of a dog.

Secondly, there is a serious problem with your mental development. You should be pure and flawless, and your body is holy, but you have original sin that you should not have. "

Dachao said: "It's not that serious. Yebi is kind-hearted and religious. That's enough. Even a monk will get married and have children."

"If it were just an ordinary believer, it would be okay for it to be friends with seven or eight bitches, but since it is the Son of God, the standards of ordinary believers are far from enough." Harry said.

"I don't have any bitch friends," Yerby said.

"Then do you want a dog girlfriend?" Harley asked.

"I don't want to." Yebi immediately denied.

"You have committed the original sin of dishonesty again. When you secretly discussed with your friends behind your back whether a bitch is beautiful or not, you already had sexual impulses," Harley said.

"I didn't." Yebi simply denied.

After denying it, he turned his head and glared at the fat-headed shark.

It may have commented on the little flower at the foot of the mountain in public, but it only told Fat Tou about "The Biography of Master Harley".

——It treats it as a friend with whom it can speak its mind, but it turns around and sells it. What kind of plastic friendship is this? unacceptable!

The fat man shrank his head again, and glanced at Harley with a complaining look from the corner of his eye: I regarded you as a good friend, so I secretly snitched on you. How did you sell me out? How do you want me to behave in the future?

"Harry, what on earth do you want to say? Just because Yebi thinks the little flower is beautiful, you have to pickle and cut it?" Da Chao frowned and said: "I don't agree with your approach very much, and I don't think you actually cut it with a knife. It will turn your sword into 'Harley's Sword'."

Harley shook her head and said: "The focus now is not on 'Harley's Sword', I am simply discussing its future path with Yebi.

How can the fact that Lemuel and Duma have genders be equated with depravity?

Gender is not actually a sin.

The key is that the genderless divine existence represents a choice and an emotion after gender is produced.

Another example is Zaulie, who was originally a male but later transformed into a female because his innocent love turned into a deep friendship. "

"Even the Holy Son should let nature take its course and not suppress his own character and instinct." Da Chao said.

"I don't object to this. If you can convince me, it's useless to convince God. You have to convince the "Heavenly Law". The Heavenly Law requires that even if the Son is natural, he should have no desires and desires, and his heart should be pure and untainted."

Dachao sighed and stopped talking.

Yebi also lowered his head and remained silent.

"Melon Eater" Oliver, who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, changed the topic and asked: "Harry, if the ghost suddenly comes from somewhere else and punches the earth, can you and Rip Man stop it in time? ?”

"Don't worry, there are at least three lines of defense to prevent him from suddenly entering."

"Which three? What method of defense should be used? Is it instruments or magic?" he asked.

Harry said: "For ordinary people to enter the material world from Limbo, it is like a drop of water seeping into the sand. It will leave traces, but it is difficult to detect.

The ghost is so large that if it approaches the material world from Limbo, it will be like placing a lead ball on the flat sand, creating a deep pit created by the lead ball.

The harder the shot put, the more obvious the hole it leaves in the sand.

It can also use no force and only send a clone projection of part of its power to sneak into the earth, but that will obviously not hurt the foundation of the earth. "

“So, Yebi, who is watching the fluctuations of magic elements on the earth and its periphery, can detect his surprise attack.

Dr. Destiny, who built the earth's magic monitoring network through the Tower of Destiny, can also issue early warnings. "

Finally, Harley pointed at herself and said, "My spiritual sense remains at its most active state. If there is a crisis, I will feel it."

"I also have spiritual sense, which seems to be of little use in this kind of crisis. It is always sending alarms to me." Oliver said with a wry smile.

"Ding ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding." Harry was about to speak when his cell phone suddenly rang.

She was confused. Even if the battle was suspended at this time, everyone was wearing communication earbuds and even had Martian Manhunter's large-scale psychic connection network. Who would call her?

When she took the phone over and looked at it, she was even more surprised.

It turned out to be Zha Kang, who hadn't contacted her for a long time.

"Hello? John?"

"It's me, are you looking for the Spear of Destiny?"

Harley could hear the obvious smugness in his tone.

"Shit, you picked it up?" She immediately heard the song and knew its elegant meaning.

"Hey, I'll be right away -"

"BOOOOM——"

Zha Kang's laughter was interrupted by a sudden explosion, and the communication between the two was also interrupted.

At the same time, Yebi jumped up and shouted: "No, the ghost is cunning, and only created a projection to rush into the earth, and the target was probably John Constantine.

The power of the clone is not very strong, so I didn't notice that his true body is about to enter the material world to recover it! "

Harley also felt the ghostly atmosphere from the magical elements of the riot.

Well, it's embarrassing, her spiritual sense didn't signal any danger.

In fact, she just wanted to pretend to Oliver, whose "spiritual sense always senses crisis alarms": ghosts can't threaten me, so my spiritual sense reaction is not strong.

"Go to where the ghosts come." She jumped on Yebi's back and said quickly.

"Buzz~~" Yebi waved his paw forward, opened a space door first, and then asked: "Only you and Superman, or everyone?"

Harry looked around. There were many people in the manor at this time, including Rose, the female body of the Sage of Oz, the Blue Devil, the Tattered Man, Wonder Woman and Oliver. Many fish that slipped through the net fell to the ground, and they were all solved by them.

"go together!"

She and Da Chao deal with the ghost, and the other demons have to rely on other heroes.

The landing point of the space door is the city of Perth, Australia.

Harry was surprised, this place

"Hahahaha, Witch Harley, you're late!"

Scarlet lightning was like a spider web, densely covering the sky, and the huge figure of the ghost slowly emerged again.

He descended into the material world again and quickly shrunk to eight or nine meters tall. He was still surrounded by tens of thousands of demons, probably recruited by Etrigan for him. The demon prince did not show up this time.

However, this time the number of demons was smaller than last time, and the formation was very scattered.

If demons emerge from the cracks in the earth in groups, they will be monitored by watchtowers, and superheroes will be arranged to eliminate them. If you follow the ghost, you can invade on a large scale and avoid being exterminated.

If they continued to scatter in all directions and wreak havoc in the city, Harry would be in dire straits.

"Look at this!" Ghost raised his right hand and shook it towards Harley.

Just like an ordinary child squeezing a toy soldier, he tightly held a living person in his hand - Zha Kang with his head popping out from between his fingers.

"Harley, save me!" He screamed miserably as blood surged from all his orifices.

"Now that the Spear of Destiny is in my hands, your best friend has also become a hostage, and the opportunity is in my hands, what are you going to do?" Ghost said with a proud smile.

Harry looked around Pas City again, raised his head and asked, "Is this your plan? The real body is hiding in Limbo, monitoring the dynamic news of the Spear of Destiny, and arranging clones to wait for opportunities to snatch it?

I thought you were going to attack Silver City and come out to get reinforcements. "

"Hmph, you think I'm a fool, I can't even take the human world, so what can I accomplish by going to Silver City?" Ghost snorted coldly, and then showed a cheerful smile, "You can't even imagine the power of Ghost.

Not to mention monitoring the earth's information, I am still aware of the essence of this place hiding in the shadows like a little mouse. "

As he spoke, he glanced sideways and upwards, his eyes flashing with scarlet lightning, "Stab-"

There was a faint smell of time and space shattering in the air.

Harley noticed immediately, and fewer of the prying eyes fell on her.

"The last failure taught me one thing. When facing you, I must not be impatient. I must fight steadily and ensure that I am undefeated first, and then think about victory." The ghost waved the Zha Kang in his hand happily, "The only thing that can threaten you is The spear of destiny has fallen into my hands, how can you fight with me now?"

Harley slowed down her tone and said, "Let's talk about it, Asmodeus——"

The ghost interrupted her and said: "Don't call me by this name, now I am Lucifer Desire."

Harley sighed: "Everyone knows that there is only one supreme Lucifer in the world, and the other 'Lucifers' are all knock-offs.

At that time, you lost your power and became a low-level demon, but I called you ‘Lucifer Desire’.

That was the most contemptuous and naked humiliation I could give you.

I sincerely apologize to you now.

I am willing to correct my mistakes and give you your real name. I just ask you not to hurt my friends. "

The ghost was angry, and pinched Zha Kang hard, until his cheeks swelled to the color of pig liver, and his eyes bulged, and it would not be surprising if they exploded the next moment.

"Yes, there is only one Lucifer in the world, and I am the real Lucifer. Only the Lord of Hell is worthy of the name 'Lucifer'. Now, I am the Lord, and the rest are all fakes." He roared loudly.

Harley looked surprised, "I don't want to sow discord, but when you say this, where do you put the truly great and noble Lucifer who pursues freedom and transcendence?

I dare say that in the eyes of that most powerful person, you are just trash. Of course, I am too. "

"I don't even pay attention to that piece of trash——"

"BOOOOM!"