I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

"Handsome guy, what crime did you commit to get you here?"

Just as Su Yang sat down, a fat man came over to gossip.

Judging from his appearance, he should have committed a crime and was invited here.

However, the crime should be relatively minor, and the police did not handcuff him.

Hearing him asking himself, Su Yang thought about it and thought that saving fallen women should also be considered a good deed.

So he replied as a matter of course,"I didn't commit a crime, I'm here to do good deeds."

"Good people?"

The fat man seemed to have heard a joke. He pointed at the people around him and said,"There are no good people in this room."

There were about five or six people in the room at this time.

The younger one was about the same age as Su Yang, and the older one was probably in his forties.

The age difference was not big, so it was easy to chat once someone opened the conversation.

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, the oldest uncle was unhappy.

"Who says there are no good people? I was arrested for doing good deeds."

It would have been fine if the uncle didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, everyone in the room started laughing.

Su Yang didn't understand, but he was also curious.

How could he be arrested for doing good deeds?

What's the funny point?

Is it because he's laughing at the uncle's plastic Mandarin that is unique to Guangpu?

But the pronunciation of Guangpu does make people feel very funny.

It is said that they cannot completely say"Each country has its own national anthem."

I don't know if it's true.

But the atmosphere was already here, and Su Yang also laughed along with the support.

After laughing, he asked,"What's the matter?"

The uncle was obviously brought up and talked about several times. At this time, he didn't need anyone to remind him, he started telling the story for the Nth time

"I was hungry at night and went out for a midnight snack. I met a lost child, so I helped call the police."

Hearing this, Su Yang nodded.

Isn't this normal?

If it were him, he would do the same.

But how did this little thing send him to the police station?

Su Yang's temper was also impatient. He didn't understand and asked immediately,"What did you do?"

When asked this, the uncle scratched his head a little embarrassedly. The fat man's temper was even more impatient than Su Yang. Seeing that the uncle was so hesitant, he came up and interrupted him,"Let me tell you, you learn it, and then you will know."

As he said that, he made a phone gesture and began to reconstruct the plot.

He even noticed the details of the uncle's accent.

"Waa..."

"I robbed a kid"

"The child is in my hands now. Contact the child's parents quickly."

"I don't have much patience, it's better for everyone if I move faster"

"You don't want your child to not see his parents, do you?"

As soon as the fat man finished learning, he slapped the table and laughed.

Even though the others had heard it, they couldn't help but laugh along.

Su Yang reacted for two seconds and covered his mouth unkindly.

This buddy is really talented. It's too cruel to call the police like this.

Who can tell him apart from the robbers?

It's really worth coming here!

Su Yang didn't expect that there would be such fun to listen to when he came to the police station.

If he wasn't afraid that someone with ulterior motives would deliberately lead the rhythm, he would even want to start a live broadcast so that netizens could laugh along.

But after thinking about it, forget it. If the things in the police station are broadcast live, he will be the one who will be punished.

For people like him, the police have a complete set of methods to catch them, handcuffs have a complete set of methods to torture them, the court has a complete set of methods to sentence them, and the prison has a complete set of methods to lock them up....

Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend!

It's better to be honest.

The fat man covered his stomach and laughed, then added,"You don't know, because of the police he called, even snipers were dispatched."

Hearing this, Su Yang couldn't help laughing out loud.

Calling the police is 100% funny.

Sending out snipers is 10000% funny.

I thought that was the end.

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, another tall man interrupted and said,"This uncle is really careless."

"Even though he was surrounded by police and special police, he was still happily saying that the public security was very good, and so many people came when he called the police."

This time, Su Yang couldn't help it.

He laughed non-stop.

People say that there are many strange things in the police station, but I didn't expect that just picking one out would make people laugh for a long time. As the conversation became more and more lively, Su Yang asked the fat man again,"What about you?"

"What's wrong with you?"

When asked this question suddenly, the fat man, who was smiling with fat all over his face a second ago, suddenly fell down.

He seemed to feel that he had been greatly wronged, and he pulled Su Yang to ask him to judge.

"Hey, I didn't do anything wrong."

"I was driving just fine, and then I was brought here.

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, someone exposed him rudely.

"Little brother, don't listen to him, he was driving under the influence."

Su Yang didn't understand why he was arrested for driving, but now he understood after hearing what others said.

It turned out to be driving under the influence.

Who else should be arrested if not you?

The fat man was not happy to be exposed.

He asked back with his neck stiff,"What's wrong with driving under the influence? Is drinking illegal?"

No one answered him.

Of course, drinking is not illegal.

"Is it illegal to drive?" the fat man asked again.

Still no one answered him.

If driving is illegal, then the streets would be full of criminals.

No one answered, which made the fat man more excited. He tilted his neck and asked a soul-searching question,"Then why is it illegal for me to drive after drinking

?"

This question actually left Su Yang speechless. This guy is simply a genius in logic.

He doesn't look too smart, but his brain is pretty good.

No one paid attention to the fat man. I thought the conversation would end here. Unexpectedly, another person jumped out,"Then according to what you said, I haven't violated the law."

This person followed suit and started asking questions,"It's not illegal for me to date a girl, right?���"

Su Yang was about to nod, but then he felt that things were not that simple.

The others probably knew what this guy had done, so they didn't help or respond, just happily watching the fun.

This guy was just like the fat man, singing a one-man show.

Even if no one responded, it didn't stop him from continuing to ask,"Then it's not illegal for me to give money to girls."

Hearing this, the corners of Su Yang's mouth began to twitch.

He already knew what this guy had done.

Sure enough.

The next second

"Then why is it illegal when I do two things at the same time?"

Okay, okay, let's do it this way, right?

If this is not illegal, then he wouldn't be here.

Where there is a Crouching Dragon, there must be a Phoenix Chick.

The brain circuits of these two people are amazing.

It's rare to see a weirdo, but it's possible that they appear in groups.

Sitting next to Su Yang was a young man about the same age as him, who hadn't spoken the whole time.

Su Yang had nothing to do anyway, so he tentatively asked him,"What about you?"

Hearing this, the young man raised his hand and pointed at the man who had just spoken,"Same as him"......