I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Both Li and Su’s family are quite traditional.

For this wedding, both families have done enough etiquette.

What kind of gifts, the sedan chair welcoming you, hiding your shoes, and having a whole day.

At this moment, we have come to the part of tea service and worship.

Thousands of people watched the newlyweds.

I saw Li Erpang dressed like a fat person, the bridegroom's suit was stretched tightly, with a small red flower pinned on his chest, and the word "groom" was written under the red flower.

Su Xiaosu wore a red wedding gown with a small size and a red hijab on his head, which formed a sharp contrast with Li Erpang's figure.

After solving Molly's troubles, Yi Lin finally rushed to the scene. He blended into the crowd silently and approached quietly.

He passed the crowd and overheard someone muttering in the crowd.

"Our country used to have a criminal law... Our country used to have a complete set of criminal laws... Fat brother, you can be really tortured... Oh, bless you... legal happiness..."

Yi Lin looked down, but it was Xing Fei, Minister of Civil Engineering.

It seems that he still subconsciously retains his previous professional habits. While blessing the two newcomers, he does not forget what laws Li Erpang violated, and he should eat fragrant prison meals for several years.

Temporary construction, with traces of refinement remaining on the surface, temporarily built by Xing Fei's alchemy on the wedding table, Li Erpang was full of spirits and his face was red.

He hesitated, holding the microphone, and speaking loudly to the crowd.

"I~hiccup~ I used to be a single dog who can't do without the right hand just like you guys!"

"But I am married today!"

"Once, during countless sleepless nights, I was crying silently. In this relationship, I felt like I was on the thief ship."

Hearing this, Su Xiaosu, who was wearing a red hijab, silently clenched his fists, wondering whether to punch Li Erpang.

At this moment, Yi Lin had already walked to the front of the crowd. He came to Li Changge, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Xu Jingjing, Qian Duoduo, Oulele, Wang Gebi, Bai Runding and others. He curiously asked: "This fat man is How much do you dare to say such things?"

Li Changge looked at the excitement and laughed, "It's not much. Before, the water we secretly drank him was mixed with wine, and the total amount of pure drinking was five or six catties."

"..."

Yi Lin silently copied a handful of melon seeds from the table beside him and continued to watch the show.

Li Erpang hiccuped and continued: "But one day, my wife became an egg."

"I thought my wife was gone."

"I am in a complicated mood, happy and sad."

"What do you guys stare at? I thought I wouldn't dare to say? Hey, there is nothing Fat Master dare to say~ Hiccup~ Who doesn't know that our Li family has always been a man in charge."

When Li Erpang said this sentence.

Li Kai took a sip of tea in silence, watching his nose, his nose, his mouth, and his heart without saying anything.

"I was in a hurry at the time." Li Erpang said publicly about his original mental journey: "But I think, I have thought about a lot, a lot, a lot. In the past countless times, when I was in danger, who was blocking the fat? In front of the Lord? It's Brother Su."

"Who fought with Fat Master when we were spamming monsters countless times? It's Brother Su."

"Once, we encountered something during a trial."

"We are all poisoned. What's so terrible is that we only found an antidote. I thought at the time, so I would just let Brother Su detoxify. After paying back these favors, I was dead a hundred." Li Erpang was angry. Pointing flatly to Su Xiaosu who was silent: "But she is not authentic, and actually poured the antidote into Lao Tzu's mouth."

"One more time," Li Erpang broke his finger again: "I and Brother Su were chased by thousands of ghosts, Fatty, I kicked Brother Su down the city wall and let Brother Su run first, Fatty, I am brave. No, I didn’t expect that Brother Su kicked a hole in the city wall and got in again. Grandma’s, I really don’t want Fat Master to be a hero, right?"

Countless guests below roared with laughter.

"Fat, I can't tell what is love and what is owed." Li Erpang wiped his eyes and grinned. This expression is ugly, but sincere: "When Brother Su became an egg, I made up my mind and died with her."

There are already some sentimental girls secretly wiping tears.

Some male apostles roared, "You are not at a loss now!"

Among them, Xing Fei roared loudest: "Li Erpang, you are a real punishment!"

"Man who can be handcuffed!"

"Fat brother is awesome!"

"True love, true love!"

"Pregnant on the spot!"

Listening to the babble from below, Li Erpang laughed and said: "Today, Fatty, I am married! Everyone knows that our life is licking blood on the knife edge, and it is precarious! So, Fatty, I am today. It’s unrealistic to talk about being together forever and forever if you’re not vulgar!"

"Fat master, I only say one thing, hiccup~ just one sentence! Su Xiaosu is alive, I am Li Er is fat, Su Xiaosu is dead, I am Li Er is dead!"

Su Xiaosu's clenched fist finally loosened.

Li Erpang was reluctant and was forced to go to base. But during this period of time, before Su Xiaosu's transformation, Li Erpang untied his knot and saw through Hong Chen. Su Xiaosu also responded to Li Erpang's wish, which turned out to be a beautiful thing.

Yi Lin smiled silently, carefully experiencing this rare joy and warmth.

After the bridegroom made his speech, when it came to the tea ceremony, Su Zhe said with a stern face: "Are you sure you are in charge in the future?"

"Father~"

Under the red hijab, Su Xiaosu calmly said in a baby voice: "I will try my best to call the shots."

With that, Su Xiaosu raised his fist.

Li Erpang was just silly, and offered tea to Su Daddy.

Su Zhe generously returned a red envelope with a capped 500DP inside.

This was his last possession, almost all of it was hollowed out.

The last is the stage of throwing hydrangea.

Su Xiaosu held the hydrangea, turned his back to the crowd, ready to throw it out.

Although Li Erpang drank a lot, he was not drunk. He suddenly remembered that Su Xiaosu is no longer an ordinary human being, and quickly reminded him in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, take a long time, take a long time."

But before Li Erpang's reminder was finished, Su Xiaosu had thrown into the sky the hydrangea specially made by Yi Lin and made up of [Rare Grade] item cards.

call out-

The hydrangea made a sound like a rocket lift-off, took off in a straight line, and turned into a small dot that was illegible to the naked eye in the sunset.

"Huh? The hydrangea hasn't been thrown yet?"

Yi Lin was eating melon seeds, when he suddenly remembered this, he hurriedly flashed.

Thousands of people were inside and outside the fence, watching the live broadcast, staring at the sky, wanting to say that they waited for the hydrangea. I didn't expect that after waiting for half a minute, the hydrangea was not seen. It is probably because Su Xiaosu threw it outside the station. I can only helplessly. Go to the next step and begin to sit down.

For Li Su's wedding banquet, five hundred tables were set up for the banquet alone, which was enough for the banquet.

Those present were all old fried dough sticks, seated one by one according to the predetermined position, some people jumped high, some people shook their silk, each showed their magical powers.

But the banquet was not full yet, Xu Jingen, who had the best eyes, pointed to the sky suddenly, and said, "The hydrangea has fallen!"

Thousands of people took a breath!

Let’s not talk about the meaning of hydrangea. It is said that there are dozens of rare equipment on this hydrangea. Who wouldn’t grab it!

Don't you want to be stupid?

"Humph!"

Xing Fei had waited for a long time, slapped both palms on the ground, stepped on a giant dragon made of mud, rushed to the sky, and took priority to win the air supremacy.

"Innocent!"

Wang Ge would smile slightly, and fire an air cannon in the direction of the hydrangea apart from anything else. Anyway, the [Rare-level] items cannot be destroyed before they are realized, and he can't take care of that much anymore.

"Look at me!"

Qian Duoduo lifted his finger, and a huge [1 ton] weight pressed the hydrangea against the ground.

"Hehehe, come the sword!"

Li Changge's mouth showed a light smile, his hands on his back, a suit without wind, he saw countless long swords flying back and forth in the air. The others couldn't tell the truth of Feijian for a while, they were all bluffed, and they evaded quickly.

For a time, all the apostles over Haiting City showed their abilities and rushed for hydrangea.

The apostles who did not have the ability to fight in the air could only watch the lights and shadows in the mid-air eagerly.

Oda Mai was about to move in the seat, in fact, she wanted to grab the hydrangea too.

But in her hands, there is no mercy from her subordinates. Once the knife is shot, it will be either dead or injured, or broken or disabled.

Finally, Oda Mai sighed with a cold face, dispelling the idea of ​​contention.

But, I really want it...

"Patter!"

Pan Zhengyi was smirking the whole time, the hydrangea shook for a long time in mid-air as if it was being beaten by a drum, and finally landed in front of Old Pan inexplicably.

Long before the hydrangea grab started, Xiao Chu'er, who had been watching Pan Zhengyi, suddenly became stunned. A spider silk swayed into the air, and then squatted, a spider web **** many people, and one of the spider silk sipped the hydrangea and pulled it toward the corner where she was.

"Hehehe, I know I have a gambling element, but I bet it right! Do you know what to plan and move? This is to plan and move! This batch of rare equipment...Ah, this hydrangea, I take it. NS!"

Oh my grass.

Ning You saw that Xiao Chu'er, who was thinking of her, had grabbed the hydrangea, and quickly activated her ability to collapse the ground. All of them were trapped in the mire and could not move.

"Fuck, there is actually an internal response!"

"We have a traitor!"

"Damn it!"

"One leg, one leg!"

"It's all helped, do you think it can be done with one leg?"

After talking about being serious, but in fact there was no serious competition, Xiao Chuer used the special ability to stand out and win the hydrangea.

But just when she grabbed the hydrangea with a smile.

That special hydrangea with dozens of rare cards...

Exploded.

A piece of red powder, eloquently, gave Xiao Chu'er a face.

finally.

After the chaos, thousands of people were finally able to eat.

Their fight also avoided the wine table, and finally did not make people spend the wedding banquet hungry.

Xiao Chu'er blushed and couldn't wipe it off. She could only sit next to Ning You with this exaggerated makeup, eating to vent her hatred. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com

She didn't know that this hydrangea was specially made by President Yi Lin, she thought it was a prank by Li Erpang, and secretly wrote it down.

In the future, whenever she catches a chance, she will blow a hair in Su Xiaosu's ear, saying that Li Erpang is fine to chat and harass her privately, so that Su Xiaosu can beat the fat man to death.

Thousands of people in the Apocalypse Guild were half drunk.

Yi Lin hid on the side, most sober. He noticed that even the details of other guilds seemed to have a lot of fun in today's wedding banquet, and they didn't have what they should have been.

"This batch of meticulous work is unprofessional."

Yi Lin sighed, and in a festive atmosphere, he closed a magic book and returned to the snow mountain resident.

Walking in the snow, in the empty dormitory area, a beautiful figure, wearing a thin cotton-padded jacket, quietly stretched out her hand and stretched out to the moon, as if feeling the coldness of the moonlight.

Yi Lin was silent for a moment in the distance. Ling Yiyi, who was looking up at the sky, suddenly looked in the direction that Yi Lin was more than twenty meters away, and smiled:

"Did you have fun?"

I don't know if it was because of the cold in the winter area that a faint chill came out of Yi Lin's heart.

"happy."

Yi Lin couldn't see anything on the surface, he chuckled, stepped forward, and stood side by side with Ling Yiyi.

The atmosphere fell silent.

After Ling Yiyi asked, he continued to raise his head, squinted his eyes, and felt the gleam of the bright moon.

"How much can your eyes see now?"

Yi Lin smiled gently on his face, but behind Ling Yiyi, he shot like a knife and quickly cut to the back of Ling Yiyi's neck.

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