I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

"I really don't want to be a natural disaster (!

I don't know whether Xu Jingjing has had time to read the detailed rules of the guild's functions after joining the guild.

It took Yi Lin two minutes to go through the guild function rules that were tens of thousands of words long.

All in all, in the same guild, if a killing occurs, there will be a penalty of deduction of DP.

In addition, after the version update, the killing between the apostles in the same district will no longer drop the relic box.

This further prevented the apostles from killing each other because of the relic box.

After coming out of the bureau, Xu Zhiyong was almost off work, and enthusiastically greeted Yi Lin to have a light meal at his house.

Yi Lin's enthusiasm for Xu Zhiyong felt a little dumbfounding: "Isn't it necessary?"

"Hehehe--" Xu Zhiyong's face showed an old driver-like smile: "Don't you think that Old Xu is trying to fawn on you, right?"

"Uh……"

Not to mention, Yi Lin's first reaction at the time was indeed: how Xu Zhiyong is so vulgar.

"Wrong!" Xu Zhiyong shook his fingers and smiled: "I'm just thinking, in the future, I mean just in case... Bah, although it is a bit unlucky, I still have to talk about it. In case I'm in office. If you encounter something that cannot be solved, I can also ask you for help!"

It turned out to be this plan.

Yi Lin smiled and said, "Actually, if you don't eat this meal, if something really happens to you, I will still help because you have helped me."

"Don't!" Xu Zhiyong was a little anxious: "If you don't eat this meal, you are not embarrassed! Anyway, it will only be a meal, and it will not take much time. It just so happens that my daughter rarely goes home, the one from my family. But I have cooked a lot of good dishes"

Yi Lin's thought, however, was just coming out of the trial, and there was nothing special, so he followed Xu Zhiyong to his home.

He lives in an ordinary community, and with Xu Zhiyong's salary, it is reasonable to live in such a place.

"Oh! This is Xiao Rin! She looks very... simple!"

A woman with a good figure, but with a lot of time left on her face, wrapped her apron and opened the door with a smile to greet her.

Yi Lin: "...Hello Auntie. This is a meeting ceremony."

Yi Lin bought a box of milk on the side of the road and put it on the shoe cabinet by the door.

"Old Xu said that there are distinguished guests coming to our house, so it's rare to come to our house, why did you come here politely!"

Mrs. Xu complained, but there was a happy expression on her face.

"It's just a box of milk, it's not a bribe, or a bribe, just accept it, my wife!" Xu Zhiyong smiled self-deprecatingly, apparently rejecting a lot of other "presents" at ordinary times.

...

"My wife, beautiful?" The two of them sat on the sofa, and Xu Zhiyong quietly pointed to his wife's back and flaunted: "I think my wife was a famous flower in the police force! She has a gentle and virtuous personality. I don’t know what kind of **** luck it took me back then to marry my wife! Hey!"

While showing off, Old Xu quietly hammered his waist.

This is the last stubbornness of a middle-aged man.

As soon as he talked about his "brilliant deeds," Xu Zhiyong couldn't stop. He kept showing off the cases he solved when he was young in front of Yi Lin.

While Xu Zhiyong's wife was busy in the kitchen, she made a few comments from time to time, revealing the embarrassment of her own old Xu, and she was very happy.

Yi Lin sat in the living room for just half an hour, and Xu Zhiyong and his wife, each with a sentence, made a face of cold dog food, very helpless.

But this kind of atmosphere made Yi Lin feel very relaxed.

A faint warmth came up spontaneously.

I don't know when it started, this kind of firewood, rice, oil, salt, this kind of chattering, to Yi Lin, is already something in another world.

When Yi Lin cleared this weird mood, she couldn't help laughing.

Yes.

this is life.

I don't know when it started, even this ordinary "life" has become his unattainable luxury.

As an apostle, I'm not sure whether I can survive the next trial. For every apostle, this kind of ordinary stability is the most expensive luxury.

Of course, not every apostle will feel this way in this atmosphere.

At least, Erin has.

A table of colorful dishes dazzled Yi Lin.

To be honest, this is a flower job in the laboratory that Molly can never make.

When the meal came, a young girl in pink home clothes bounced out of the room.

The girl has a cute appearance, exquisite features, and thick, wet lips. He is eight to nine points similar to Xu Zhiyong's wife.

It can be seen from the appearance of the girl that Xu Zhiyong said that his wife was a flower of the police when she was young, and it was not simply bragging.

Xu Zhiyong grabbed Yi Lin's shoulders and smiled: "My daughter, Xu Jingjing, looks like me, beautiful!"

When Yi Lin heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched. Are you tired of talking nonsense with your eyes open?

"Come on! Jing'er, come over to your uncle... Uh no, brother Lin, say hello."

"Puff!" Yi Lin squirted the tea out of his mouth as soon as he heard the word "shu'er".

Xu Jingjing looked at Yi Lin suspiciously.

After hearing what Lao Xu said, he rolled his eyes subconsciously and sneered, "Brother? Who is the bigger and the younger, maybe."

After that, Xu Jingjing stared straight at Yi Lin: "What year are you in?"

Yi Lin thought of his "life experience" in this timeline, and his tone was somewhat uncertain: "2103?"

"Oh, after zero and zero." Xu Jingjing looked at Xu Zhiyong like a demonstration: "Dad, did you see him, let him call him sister."

"Naughty! People say more about seniority than you!"

Xu Zhiyong stared.

"It doesn't matter, it's all the same."

It seems that Xu Zhiyong's daughter seems a bit rebellious. It didn't matter to Yi Lin, he smiled and made a round.

Xu Zhiyong knew that Yi Lin's "identity" was kept secret, and it was impossible to reveal the so-called "generation". Now he smacked his lips helplessly, and sighed, "This period of rebellion is really long."

"Jing'er, don't mess around!" Upon seeing this, Xu Zhiyong's wife brought green vegetables to the table, and pretended to be sullenly reprimanded: "Xiao Lin is your dad's distinguished guest. You must be polite in how you teach you."

"Cut, return the distinguished guest."

A trace of contempt flashed in Xu Jing'an's eyes, but he still calmly said nothing, and sat in his seat to eat.

It seems that women are in charge in this family.

Yi Lin watched his nose, nose, mouth, mouth, and heart, and did not say anything, but silently mourned for Old Xu for a few seconds.

In the end, the rebellious girl didn't make a fuss.

It depends on Lao Xu's face.

"Come, come! Let's go! It's not that I am always bragging. In the game, I am notoriously large, and can drink me down...all have been transferred!"

"Lao Xu, isn't this the daughter Hong who only opened Jing'er when she got married!" Madam Xu whispered in exclamation when she saw Lao Xu took out the long-cherished wine.

"It's okay, this wild boy doesn't have a single word. It's early to marry!"

"Drink less, drink less, you're old, really! You're not a kid."

Xu Jingen: "..."

Staggered.

Old Xu had been promoted, and he didn't seem to congratulate him, so he said a lot of things with his drunkenness.

Yi Lin also drank so dizzy, since he became an apostle, he had never tried so much wine.

Old Xu was completely paralyzed and vomited.

Yi Lin was also uncomfortable, and Mrs. Xu was so enthusiastic that she could only spend the night in the guest room of Xu Zhiyong's house.

It was late at night after Lao Xu had been tossed.

After taking a shower, Yi Lin passed by Lao Xu's room when he heard his wife's grumbling through the door.

Smiling, Yi Lin quickly went to bed and fell asleep.

In fact, Yi Lin was able to drink the "massive" Xu Zhiyong, not because of the good amount of alcohol.

It was because Yi Lin's power attributes far exceeded those of ordinary people. Even if he wasn't strengthening his strength, his physique was not comparable to that of ordinary people. How could Old Xu, a mediocre director, be able to compare with Yi Lin.

"..."

No words for a night.

……speechless?

"Huh...huh...huh..."

midnight.

Yi Lin pushed open the door of the locked room without a sound.

A petite shadow got in, like a ghost.

The comer's lips are plump and attractive, faintly shining in the darkness.

A bright dagger reflected a cold gloom, slowly approaching Yi Lin's neck.

The next day.

Three poles in the sun.

When Yi Lin got up to wash, Lao Xu walked out of the bedroom with two dark circles under his eyes and a mess of hair from the chicken coop, moving his steps and holding his waist. The ghost knew what happened to him last night.

"Unexpectedly, I, who drank the Qingcheng Invincible Hand, would actually lay down for you."

Old Xu is very grateful, and time is not forgiving.

In those days, he was able to fight till dawn.

Xu Jingjing came out of the room with a cold face.

The rebellious girl had a dark face, and a acne developed on her lips overnight, which seemed to be a little angry.

When Xu Jingjing walked to Yi Lin, he lowered his head and squeezed a sentence between his teeth: "Rin...Brother Lin!"

"Fuck?" Xu Zhiyong woke up immediately after drinking, his eyes widened, his expression stunned.

Xu is very clear about his daughter's personality.

At this moment Xu Zhiyong seemed to have changed a daughter.

What happened this long night?

Why did my rebellious daughter switch her **** at once, as if she had been trained?

"good."

Yi Lin squinted and smiled back.

"Ah this?"

After Xu Jingjing said hello, he sullenly went to the bathroom to wash, and walked fast, wishing to take two steps and do one step.

Xu Zhiyong is still in a daze.

"I should go now. The dishes made by Auntie are so delicious. I hope I will have the opportunity to taste Auntie's craftsmanship in the future."

"Hey, it's okay, come often, come often."

Xu Zhiyong Rai Lin walked outside the door, took advantage of his wife did not kill him, secretly lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, full of ecstasy.

"By the way, nothing major has happened recently, right?"

Xu Zhiyong asked quietly.

Yi Lin laughed blankly when he heard the words: "Don't worry, it's very peaceful here."

"That's good, that's good."

It's Xu Zhiyong's dream that nothing happens is the greatest good thing.

The Qingcheng Police Station was nailed to the shame board of the police for several months, but Xu Zhiyong has been busy for a long time.

Chatted for a while at the door.

Seeing that Yi Lin also had plans to leave Xu Zhiyong.

There is no hindrance.

He knows that Yi Lin's identity is unusual, and as soon as he gets busy, it shows that something big is about to happen.

"What are your plans next?"

"Nothing very special~www.readwn.com~ Yi Lin looked forward. In the courtyard of the community, people came and went.

In the plain scene, Yi Lin's eyes narrowed, smiled, and said: "While there is still time, I want to learn more about this'world'."

Over the tribe.

The loud horn sounded.

The fierce battle between the alliance and the tribes fought, and there was a momentary pause.

After the tribe side blew the war horn, the alliance side's war horn also sounded.

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