I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Yi Lin held the hideous bone-cutting knife in his hand.

From the handle of the knife, a faint cold breath came from Yi Lin's palm.

After staring at the weird bone-cutter knife in silence for a moment, Yi Lin shook his head and threw the knife back to the ground.

"It's a weapon!"

finally.

A courageous middle-aged woman finally couldn't hold back, trembled through the orcs and picked up the weapon.

ten minutes later.

Li Erpang gnawed a whole fried chicken, threw the chicken bones to the ground, and harvested a wave of mosquito legs guilt value by the way, and was ready to act.

Although he has set up a detailed plan of action.

But when he came to the place of action, he found some difficulties.

He moved his hands and feet a bit.

The clothes are a bit tight.

No way, this is already the best-fitting dress that the store can order...but it's still a bit small for Li Erpang's figure.

"Ahem..."

Li Erpang brewed his emotions a little.

Silently put on a dark blindfold, and he cut out two holes in the two eyes of the blindfold.

He was wearing a tightly tied black suit with a small round hat on his head.

For this look, Li Erpang was quite satisfied in his heart.

After all, in Gotham’s various villain legends, the one who fits his image slightly is the squat penguin man-Oswald Chesterfield Copper.

The name is a bit long, but it doesn't matter!

Sudden.

Li Erpang rushed out of the grove, slapped the glass door of WXYZ Broadcasting Station's Channel 2 headquarters directly with a slap, and plunged in.

"Fuck?"

"Someone broke into the radio station!"

At this time, although the radio station is already off work, there are still many people in the radio station.

"kill!"

After Li Erpang broke in wearing a suit, many guards who stayed behind took out their weapons without hesitation, and shot a shuttle bullet towards Li Erpang's back.

"Fuck--"

Li Erpang felt a chill of killing intent behind him, and he did not dare to stay, completely becoming a flexible fat man, jumping up and down in the rain of bullets and dodge.

In the corridor of the office building, Li Erpang went around in a circle and planted TNT bombs in every corner of the first floor.

Of course, he can't calculate when the explosion is more appropriate, so he can only control the explosion timing by remote control.

The thing that explodes regularly... is not for him.

One is not good, it is estimated that even two hundred catties of fat will be confessed to it.

Suddenly--

Soon, other residents of Gotham City also received news that WXYZ radio station was invaded by "criminals", and the good citizens of Gotham City gradually moved closer to WXYZ radio station.

All have guns in their hands.

A few minutes later, Li Erpang also had a lot of bullet holes on his body, but his life value did not drop much, he directly protected the vitals, flickered left and right, and rolled out of the radio station.

"The damned criminal is there!"

"Chase chase chase!"

"Chong Chong Chong!"

"Don't let that fat man run away!"

"..."

Who? Fatty? Your whole family is dead fat!

After running for a while, Li Erpang suddenly stood up straight and turned around.

"Wait! I have something to say!"

This style of painting changed when it was said that it really made the onlookers who were carrying guns abruptly stunned, and it was so set not far from Li Erpang.

Surrounded by Li Erpang.

Li Erpang raised his head with deep eyes...Because of his squinting, no one could tell.

He squeezed out fat from the corner of his mouth, a bit like a mysterious smile.

He opened his arms, puffed up his lungs, and screamed up to the sky in front of everyone!

"I, Erfai Copper, Black Goose, King of Gotham tonight!"

"?"

"??"

"???"

Gotham: "..."

No one noticed that Li Erpang held a small...detonator in his hand!

boom! !

A terrible earthquake, accompanied by an astonishing heat wave, centered on the first floor of WXYZ Broadcasting Station, layered on top of each other, spreading everywhere.

Rumble!

Because all the bombs installed by Li Erpang were on the first floor, and they were deliberately selected on the load-bearing beams and pillars, the floor above it was sinking at a terrifying speed with great vigor, and within a few moments, the WXYZ radio station collapsed more than half. , Submerged in a sea of ​​fire and dust.

[In the name of "Black Goose Man", destroy the famous Gotham radio station "WXYZ Radio Station Channel 2 Headquarters", and get the crime value +50,000! 】

After receiving the task reminder, Li Erpang instantly beamed his eyebrows, and immediately felt that the deal with Yi Lin was really worth it.

really--

explode! It's the romance of men!

I, the black goose man, will definitely fried Gotham without leaving it!

Explode Langlang Universe!

Deep-fried!

suddenly.

The good citizens of Gotham City who reacted suddenly stared at Li Erpang with the same weird smile.

The strange smiles on the faces of the citizens were like the same mask, revealing evil spirits.

Suddenly, Li Er's scalp became numb, and it was numb all the way to the chrysanthemum.

"you--"

It is too late for Li Erpang to claim the title of "Black Goose Man".

I saw all the citizens of Gotham, pulling out the grenade from the crotch neatly.

"Fuck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

In an instant, there was another explosion of fire, completely submerging Li Erpang's figure.

Boom boom boom boom -

...

...

【20:30】

Gotham City.

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Wedgwood Museum.

It is already closed at this time, so there are few people here.

Zhu Yuner opened the "Guilty List" and took a look.

Thoughtfully, muttering to himself.

"That guy hasn't taken the next step. Is the bomb insufficient... or does he need other preparations? Well, the fat man started to act too. This score should be a bomb."

"While they have no next move, now is the best time for us to act!"

"Otherwise, even if it was bombed, this criminal fact would very likely be counted on Yi Lin's head."

Zhu Yuner thought of this with Li Erpang.

After all, in Gotham City today, Yi Lin has made the limelight.

If other people just bomb them in silence, this major crime is very likely to be counted on the books of the "riddle gentleman".

"Huh...that sly kid, really thought I didn't see through your tricks?"

Zhu Yun'er smiled coldly, with a slight disdain at the corner of her mouth.

But what Zhu Yuner had to admit deep down in her heart was that Yi Lin's understanding of this main task was indeed far better than that of the other apostles.

That's why the current situation was created.

Yi Lin was far ahead.

The others tried to chase after Yi Lin's ass.

"In any case, you have to think of ways..."

There was a dangerous light in Zhu Yun'er's eyes.

Su Xiaosu silently handed over a cell phone.

This is Su Xiaosu snatched from other citizens, and persuasively asked for the password.

"good!"

Zhu Yuner took a photo after TNT was de-carded, and then took another photo for herself and Su Xiaosu.

Then quickly upload it to Gotham City BBS.

After various "criminals" triggered a series of crimes tonight, at this moment, the traffic of Gotham City BBS has reached an unprecedented high.

Almost a post has just been brushed out, and it has increased the number of readings by tens of thousands in one minute.

suddenly.

An anonymous post caught the attention of all Gotham citizens.

"We,'Emperor' and'King Kong', will blast the Wedgwood Museum in ten minutes, so stay tuned!"

This is... a blatant warning of a crime!

Where did the female emperor and King Kong come from?

Although this force is a thousand miles away from the elegant and charming riddle gentleman, the criminal is a criminal and must... die! !

then--

police.

Citizen!

All the nearby armed forces, at the fastest speed, like a torrent, gathered towards the Wedgwood Museum one after another.

Zhu Yuner's heart was slightly shocked.

She actually felt a slight tremor on the ground about ten seconds after posting.

It's like... There are countless people walking neatly on the ground.

The vibration of the ground has even reached here!

Horrible Gotham!

Zhu Yun'er gradually felt that the madness that belonged to this city, behind the seemingly simple folk customs, seemed to have an invisible palm, stimulating the emotions of the whole Gotham.

Fortunately, she didn't dare to send out a crime warning a few hours in advance like Yi Lin did.

She couldn't fix Yi Lin's weird set of guessing.

So she left only ten minutes for herself!

No matter how long, the two of them will be overwhelmed by the raging crowd of Gotham!

From afar, Zhu Yun'er could already hear the harsh police siren.

And the flashing red and blue light, forming a long string, moving fast in the dark night.

Ten minutes is here!

Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu looked at each other, did not say much, tightened the detonator, and started to escape on the pre-planned route.

When James Gordon Jr. first arrived not far from the Wedgwood Museum.

boom! !

A dazzling fire light soared into the sky!

The unsophisticated Gotham City... was blown up again!

boom!

James Gordon Jr. slapped him on the steering wheel.

Beep!

...

...

It was nearly two hours since the last operation.

Yi Lin spent a lot of time preparing for the next action.

He opened the "crime list" and took a look.

Soon he closed the evil list with a smile.

"It seems that they have also begun to find a trick to scoring."

"A pleasant time to score points?"

Yi Lin raised his head and came to the GBC TV station again.

If it weren't for the need, Yi Lin had planned to blow up this "Gotham Landmark" that seemed to have a high score.

"Haha, will it really go so smoothly?"

After Yi Lin handed the "Express" to the guard, Yi Lin lowered the brim of his hat and walked away gracefully.

Even up to this time, no one has connected this elegant noble gentleman with that "riddle gentleman".

Just... temporarily.

Yi Lin raised his head and turned towards the tallest building in Gotham, the Wayne Building.

Smiled slightly.

From the constantly updated news reports, Yi Lin also learned that his last "riddle" was solved shortly before the explosion.

"This time..."

suddenly.

Gotham City.

GBC Broadcasting once again launched a strong broadcast throughout the city!

"Headlines! Headlines! Attention all citizens! Attention all citizens!"

"Shocked! The'Riddler Gentleman' sent us a'criminal notice' again!"

"Wait, what is this... USB flash drive? In, in, there is a video in it—"

"Quietly, you are responsible for taking care of Xu Zhiyong and his wife. If you can't stand it, call in the team channel in time."

Who would allow you to tell me to be quiet!

But Xu Jingjing hadn't had time to blow up ~ www.readwn.com~ on the mighty plain.

far away.

A black crowd flooded the horizon, rushed towards the fortress, and gathered for several kilometers.

The dazzling rays of holy light broke through the clouds and fell on the opponent's army.

The roar of tens of thousands of people gathered into one voice.

"The Holy Light is equal to me!"

"For the Alliance!"

"Kill the tribe scum!"

"kill--"