I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

After the unpleasant conversation with Xiao Rongyu ended, on the afternoon of May 2 the next day, Chen Hansheng kissed his youngest daughter Chen Zipei goodbye, and gave a few words to his mother Liang Meijuan before preparing to take a private plane back to China.

Xiao Rongyu did not go out to see them off. She stood quietly in front of the bedroom window, watching Chen Hansheng's car getting further and further away, thinking about what she should do after receiving her ID card in two days... ·

What would Chen Zipei do if he left directly?

Chen Hansheng seemed to have left an irresponsible situation to Xiao Yu'er. He waved his sleeves coolly, not taking away any sense of guilt.

After spending more than ten hours on the plane, and because China is more than ten hours ahead of the United States, it was already the evening of May 4th, domestic time, when we arrived in Jianye.

Only Wang Zibo was picked up at the airport. Chen Hansheng didn't dare to tell too many people when he returned home this time, because he was now a street rat, the type that everyone from the Young Chu Party and the Little Fish Party shouted to beat.

That is to say, this best friend who has been together for almost 20 years still refuses to leave.

However, Chen Hansheng did not have much self-consciousness as a street rat. He still arrogantly wore oversized sunglasses and held a toothpick in his mouth. He was probably eating fruit before getting off the plane, so he walked out of the airport with the toothpick in his teeth.

Brother Chicken Neck!

Chen Hansheng saw Wang Zibo at a glance. His best friend was already relatively strong, his simple and dark face looked more mature, and his temperament was becoming more and more stable.

Don't scream.

Wang Zibo twisted his butt. Because of the word Brother Chicken Neck, several people around him looked at him.

Oh, let me strangle you!

When Chen Hansheng saw that Wang Zibo still disliked him, he grabbed his neck in displeasure and asked, Honestly, have you missed Brother Yingjun?

I miss you big-headed ghost!

Wang Zibo jerked his butt to free himself and scolded Chen Hansheng: You piece of shit, let go now, or I'm going to beat you up...

You touch me and try, then I will tell Bian Shishi right away that you are no longer a virgin.

Chen Hansheng was not afraid at all, but instead threatened Honest Faxiao.

The two of them continued to quarrel in the parking lot. Wang Zibo still had the same second-hand Buick, but it was well maintained and looked newer than before.

Xiao Chen.

After getting in the car, Wang Zibo asked Chen Hansheng: Let's go to Shen Youchu's place to see Xiao Xiaoyu'er first?

Wang Zibo knew that Chen Hansheng really wanted his eldest daughter, so he proposed this.

Let's not go tonight.

But Chen Hansheng thought for a moment, sighed and said: Chen Lan reported that my mother-in-law is also there. At first glance, I was worried that she would slap me, so I'd better leave a two-day buffer.

You can't blame Aunt Lu for being angry.

Wang Zibo naturally didn’t need to hide his words when talking to Chen Hansheng, especially the matter of “changing children” was really too much, so he also rambled on: “The two babies were only over 6 months old at the time, how could you let them leave you? Mother, I know you want to solve the problem between Shen Youchu and Xiao Yuer, but this is too cruel...

Okay, okay.

Chen Hansheng listened very impatiently: How about you teach me a way to make them accept each other step by step?

I can't figure it out.

Wang Zibo answered simply: But I just don't think it's appropriate.

cut!

Chen Hansheng snorted coldly: I didn't expect that the Living Buddha would be by my side. Stay the hell away from me. I'm really afraid of getting the smell of relics.

The relics are only for monks.

Wang Zibo was not angry when being ridiculed, but he was afraid that Chen Hansheng would be angry, so he retorted in a low voice: I'm not a vegetarian, so where can there be relics? Besides, even if I have been a vegetarian, there may not be relics... ····”

Fuck you.

Chen Hansheng was helpless at first, and then he couldn't help but smile.

Generally speaking, very good friends can be divided into two categories:

One type is the similar type, such as Xiao Rongyu and Bian Shishi, both of whom have sweet and lively personalities and also like to eat sweets;

There is also a complementary type, such as Shen Youchu and Hu Linyu. Shen Youchu is charming and gentle, while Secretary Hu is fierce and a bit reckless.

Chen Hansheng and Wang Zibo are also complementary, especially since they grew up together. After so many years of adapting to Chen Hansheng's arrogant and domineering dog temper, Wang Zibo still feels okay.

Let's find a place to eat some skewers first and brag about it.

After getting off the airport expressway, Chen Hansheng looked at the bustling Jianye city center and said.

It’s really difficult to find a place to have late-night snacks in the United States. Except for bars in urban areas, shopping malls and hotels close early.

As for those places in the suburbs, when Chen Hansheng did not bring bodyguards and was not proficient in using an AK47, he went there just to give warmth to others.

China is better, at least for people like Chen Hansheng, it is much more comfortable.

Wang Zibo drove to a barbecue restaurant in Xianning University Town. The weather was the most pleasant in early May. The door was full of young college students, all with youthful smiles on their faces, eating sizzling barbecue and chatting about the dormitory. story, scolding the school leaders for being idiots, and looking forward to their own future...

The stars are shining brightly, the evening breeze is blowing, everything feels so familiar and comfortable.

So when Wang Zibo was ordering, Chen Hansheng called Jin Yangming: Xiao Jin, are you free now? I'm in China. I just got off the plane. I want to show off my skills.

Jin Yangming arrived quickly after hearing the call. This was not the first time that he and Wang Zibo met. After saying hello, he gave Chen Hansheng a warm hug: Fourth brother, you are truly the face of our dormitory. The other five of us None of you are married, but you have two children, and your mother is the school beauty of two schools...

Okay, okay...

Chen Hansheng quickly interrupted: Xiao Jin, you can just worship him in private. This kind of thing is not suitable for publicity.

In fact, Jianye has another roommate, Li Zhennan, but Li Zhennan's personality is a bit old-fashioned and it is probably difficult to understand these operations, so Chen Hansheng did not call him this time to reminisce.

As for why Jin Yangming knew about Chen Hansheng, it was because he was Dong'er's boyfriend, and Xiao Jin also spent New Year's Eve on January 1st this year with the Young Chu Party.

If the standards are relaxed a little, Xiao Jin should be a probationary member of the Youchu Party. When he marries Dong'er, he can become a full member.

After Jin Yangming sat down, Chen Hansheng beckoned to the boss: Please bring two bottles of snowflakes.

Chen Hansheng had been holding back for too long in the United States, so he and Wang Zibo had some white wine tonight, but he knew that Jin Yangming had a drinking capacity and couldn't drink white wine at all.

What do you mean?

Unexpectedly, Xiao Jin seemed to be insulted, with a look of displeasure on his face: Fourth brother, Zhang Weiyu has told me that when you say, 'If it doesn't work, just drink some beer,' you actually mean to look down on people.

You just listen to his nonsense.

Chen Hansheng smiled and said: Zi Bo, do we have such a statement over there?

No way.

Wang Zibo hadn't heard of it either: But Zhang Weiyu used to be a promiscuous person. Maybe this is popular in their circle. Let's just drink freely without being drunk.

But the more he said this, the more insistent Jin Yangming became. Chen Hansheng estimated that Xiao Jin was now in charge of two bars and his drinking capacity should have increased, so he wanted to show off.

Since Mr. Jin has spoken, let's drink some.

Chen Hansheng personally poured a glass of clear white wine for Xiao Jin, and then the three of them started chatting easily.

Jin Yangming boasted about how many relationships he had established while preparing his second Qing Bar. The next step was to prepare to enter the 1912 Bar Street. The day when he became the underground emperor of Jianye was just around the corner.

Wang Zibo talked about the domestic computer software market becoming saturated. Looking at the research directions in sci, we may enter the era of intelligent everything in the future.

Chen Hansheng was not interested in discussing his career. Guoker Electronics had a planned development plan. He just talked about the spicy snails and occasionally asked where the Meet You Milk Tea Shop was located.

An hour later, Chen Hansheng and Wang Zibo felt nothing, but Jin Yangming was already drunk. Although his drinking capacity had improved a little, it was still far from the level of exchanging glasses with Chen Hansheng.

At about 10 o'clock, Chen Hansheng called a driver and asked him to help drive.

When we were in the car, Xiao Jin had a drunken attack and was talking drunkenly. He was nothing more than I am very satisfied with my life. I have a career, a girlfriend, and a cool brother... ·”

Is he okay?

Wang Zibo, who was in the passenger seat, turned his head and asked with concern.

Chen Hansheng and Jin Yangming were sitting in the back row together. He observed Xiao Jin's state and said: It's not a big problem. You can't drink and pretend to be cool. It's exactly the same as when you were studying.

Who...who said I'm showing off!

Jin Yangming said loudly: I never show off, except sometimes I can't control my lower body...

Hey! Are you telling the truth while drunk?

Wang Zibo was quite excited to hear a little bit of other people's secrets, which seemed to have some color.

Not telling the truth while drunk.

Chen Hansheng said slowly: The meaning of Xiao Jin's words is that he didn't control the chicken handle just now and peed on your car.

I...fuck!

Regardless of the fact that he was driving, Wang Zibo hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car, but was stopped by Chen Hansheng: I have peed. Let me wash it tomorrow and then change the interior.

Why is this bitch like this? He has no alcohol at all!

Wang Zibo complained aggrievedly.

After sending Xiao Jin home first, Chen Hansheng told the driver to change the interior trim tomorrow. He took a set of clothes and took a taxi back with Wang Zibo.

Now Wang Zibo also has a home in Jianye, so they went directly to Jinji Tangcheng Community.

Bian Shishi heard a knock on the door and came to open it. She saw two men smelling of alcohol and a vague smell of urine.

I thought you would go to Shen Youchu's place tonight.

Bian Shishi knew that Chen Hansheng was coming back today, but his first reaction was that he was going to find his daughter.

Later, during the meal, Wang Zibo sent a message to report, and classmate Shishi realized that Chen Hansheng was afraid of being slapped and planned to wait for two days before leaving.

It sounds quite pitiful, but thinking about what Chen Hansheng did, I can only describe it as deserve it.

Therefore, Bian Shishi was not sympathetic at all. She put her hands on her hips and pointed at Chen Hansheng playfully and said, Xiao Yu'er doesn't want to talk to you anymore. She just wants to leave far away. In the end, you even took her child away. Are you really not afraid that Xiao Yuer and Shen Youchu will suffer from postpartum depression?

Bian Shishi is a Hunan girl, with a passionate and sweet side, but also a fierce side that is not afraid of power.

I'm also afraid that they will suffer from postpartum depression.

Chen Hansheng's reasonable retort: ​​So I found another child for them, so that they would have emotional sustenance and they would not suffer from postpartum depression.

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Bian Shishi felt a tightness in her chest. How could there be such a debate that distorted the facts.

Shishi, it's already like this anyway.

At this time, Chen Hansheng in turn advised Bian Shishi: I suggest you be more open-minded and eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want...

Stop talking so much and go take a shower quickly.

Wang Zibo pushed Chen Hansheng into the bathroom to prevent him from messing around here.

I have something to ask.

However, Chen Hansheng did not move, and his expression was still a little serious: I heard from Zi Bo that you plan to receive the certificate quietly on the 20th of this month, and you are not planning to hold a wedding?

The 20th of this month happens to be 520. It was probably Bian Shishi's idea to pick this day to get the certificate, but not holding the wedding must have been approved by the two adults.

Chen Hansheng knew the reason. In order to prevent his happiness from hurting his best friend, classmate Shishi would rather not hold this wedding.

We can't do it! The banquet is so troublesome and the etiquette is so complicated. It gives me a headache just thinking about it.

Bian Shishi curled her lips and looked like I don't want to hold a wedding because I'm afraid of trouble.

In fact, this sacrifice was very big, but Chen Hansheng knew that Bian Shishi had already made up his mind, so he didn't try to persuade her, and he didn't say thank you on his lips. He directly skipped the matter and joked with a smile: Then you guys You have to hurry up after getting the certificate.

Hold on to what?

Bian Shishi didn't react for a while.

Have a baby.

Chen Hansheng raised his eyebrows: Wang Zibo and I grew up together. It would be interesting if our children could grow up together. So it's best not to be very different in age, otherwise we won't be able to play together...

Take your bath!

Bian Shishi is very embarrassed. She and Wang Zibo are still living in two rooms.

While Chen Hansheng was taking a bath, Bian Shishi made the bed in the guest bedroom. After Wang Zibo made a pot of tea in the living room, he slowly walked to the door of the guest bedroom and stared at Bian Shishi's busy and graceful back.

What are you doing?

Bian Shishi noticed it, turned around and asked.

Uh-huh······

Tonight, Wang Zibo drank and became emboldened. After being coy for a while, he finally gritted his teeth and said, Actually, I like my daughter the most!

Wang Zibo was afraid of being scolded, so after saying that, he hurried to the bathroom of the master bedroom to take a shower, leaving Bian Shishi alone for a long time, then blushed and spat: Shameless, but...

I also like my daughter. It would be best if she could be as cute as little Xiaoyu'er.

Bian Shishi bent her crescent-like eyes, dreaming sweetly.

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