I really can't control myself

"You're dreaming!" Probably knowing Linton's purpose, the demon woman here immediately became nervous and looked around again, trying to find Linton's location. Seeing that she still couldn't find anyone, she immediately said: "Damn it, you have the ability to come out!"

Seeing that there was still no reaction from Linton, the demon woman continued to use the provocation method: "Sure enough, you humans are so despicable and shameless. You only use such shameless tricks, and you don't even dare to come out to face me?"

"These words come from the mouth of a current criminal who has just kidnapped and then threatened hostages. It really makes sense and is so convincing." Linton's voice still came from behind the other party. , the unhurried attitude obviously made the other party more urgent.

"This is the first time I have encountered someone who has the nerve to call others despicable and shameless after doing such a thing. It seems that the moral values ​​​​of the human race and the demon race are really different. We should at least have some face. You guys don't even need to have any face. ." Linton continued.

"Shut up! There's no need to talk about morality when dealing with guys like you!" the demon woman yelled.

"Oh, so what you mean is that you monsters don't have to be moral when dealing with us humans, but you one-sidedly require us humans to be moral when dealing with you. This kind of shamelessness that breaks the bottom line is the basic operation of your monsters. Right?" Linton said.

"You... Just tell me whether you dare to come out." The demon woman realized that she couldn't speak to Linton and shouted directly.

"The idea of ​​​​dare or not is quite interesting. I want to try it too. Why don't you commit suicide here now? Just tell me whether you dare or not. How about you take off your clothes and dance in front of everyone? Just say whether you dare or not. What don't you dare? Cowards, all the demon clan has no guts like you, right? If you don't have the guts, what are you doing? Go home and farm early." Linton did the same. He said in a similar way.

"You are shameless!" The demon woman shouted excitedly, probably after hearing about the undressing.

"So what you mean is that if I give up my superior skills, I should stand in front of you and let you kill me. Only in this way can I be considered shameless. If you can say this, you are worthy of calling others 'shameless'." Don't be disgusting, okay? Are you monsters really like you? No wonder the humans want to kill all of you, they are really a bunch of disgusting things." Linton said.

"Asshole! Don't force me!" the demon woman suddenly shouted.

"Oh? Listen to what you mean, do you still have a special trick? The magic of disintegrating the demon? Come on, come on, use it, you use it, I like to see people struggling to death." Linton said.

"Is this what a decent person should say to save people?" Chu Chengwen next to him couldn't help but say. Every time things develop on Linton's side, things get weird. The monster next to him who just kidnapped and even wanted to kill him doesn't look like a bad guy compared to Linton.

"Hey, you, do you feel sorry for your wife?" Linton said with a smile.

"What? Wife?" Chu Chengwen was of course confused. He obviously didn't know this woman, so why did the word wife suddenly appear? It made him confused.

"That's for sure. It's like this. It's a plot arrangement at first glance. From now on, it's 100% that she will be one of your wives. After all, when writing a plot, the pattern must be big. When it comes to the war between monsters and humans, the pattern sounds very big as soon as you hear it. . The protagonist who is full of love... Generally speaking, he wants to prevent the war between the two sides. If peace is the most important thing, it is most likely to be through a plot such as taking the other side's princess." Linton said casually.

"Uh... what are these?" Chu Chengwen had heard some of what Linton said to him before. According to what Linton said, he seemed to be the protagonist in his mouth. Every time Linton interpreted his things, he said It all feels like those fantasy stories casually made up by the storyteller in the tavern.

"If you don't believe it, ask her." Linton said, "Women of the Demon Clan, I guess you must be the daughter of the current leader of the Demon Clan, right?"

"I'm not!" As soon as Linton finished speaking, he was slapped in the face by the other person's words.

"Huh?" Linton was stunned for a moment, "That's impossible! That's the daughter of the demon clan's high priest or something like that. Anyway, she's the daughter of a senior executive, right?"

"No, my parents are long gone." The demon woman said.

"Oh, I see, that's understandable." Linton nodded, "Look, it's exactly what I said, right?"

"It's not the same at all, okay?" Chu Chengwen yelled, "She said her parents are dead, okay?"

"The person who died was definitely not her biological parents. In fact, she was the daughter of the leader of the Demon Clan. She was just lost when she was a child and was adopted. Soon she will recognize her biological parents on the battlefield. Otherwise, what else will happen? I have developed a love-hate relationship with you, a family feud and a family feud." Linton said.

"There is no such thing, okay? Why do you think about the future development from the most clichéd perspective every time you talk about me?" Chu Chengwen yelled.

"Because that's the truth!" Linton said, "You have the word "conventional" written all over your face. I have known this since your three-year period. As long as it takes two or five years, , I will also consider whether there are other situations."

"Where is your point of judgment?" Chu Chengwen shouted.

"You bastard! How dare you say that I am not my parents' biological daughter?" At this time, the demon woman here also shouted.

"I suggest you go home and check your ancestry yourself. If you were the daughter of an ordinary family, you wouldn't be able to participate in this plot, okay?" Linton said.

The demon woman here was also a little impatient. She took off her hood, pointed at the ears on her head and said, "See clearly, I was transformed into a civet cat. How can the current patriarch of the demon clan have any blood relationship with me? "

"Uh... you don't understand." Linton hesitated for a moment, then said immediately, "Do you know that if two different Pokemon are crossed together, will the resulting Pokemon be of the maternal or paternal line? That's right. It’s on the mother’s side, so it doesn’t matter who your father is. If you want people like you, it just depends on what clan your mother is from.”

"Are you talking nonsense? What are Pokemon?" Chu Chengwen couldn't help but said.

"Although it's a bit unbelievable, this is the truth, okay? I..." Linton kept talking more and more enthusiastically, and he and Chu Chengwen almost started to quarrel.

But just as he was talking excitedly, there was a sudden "bang" next to him and a huge burst of smoke interrupted his words. When Linton looked up again, both the demon woman and Chu Chengwen were gone.

"Is this the last resort?" Linton looked at the empty cave and said indifferently.