I really can't control myself

As soon as he finished speaking, Linton clasped his hands together and was ready to start working.

"Wait a minute..." Seeing that something was wrong, Officer Megure immediately shouted, "That... Hyakuki Yakou? Could it be the legendary one..."

"Yes, that's the one." Linton confirmed directly before Officer Megure finished speaking.

"Uh... isn't this very dangerous?" Officer Megure asked in a low voice.

"Danger?" Linton was stunned for a moment.

"Just... do those ghosts eat people..." Officer Megure asked.

"Sigh... I actually have such considerations. I have never thought about it at all." Linton said.

"Hey, hey, you haven't thought about this at all." Haiyuan growled beside him.

"After all, from my point of view, the idea that humans are weaker than ghosts is simply a fantasy. Shouldn't ghosts avoid people and run away?" Linton said.

"Don't just think of yourself as a normal human being, you guy!" Haiyuan Ai said.

"What you're saying is that I'm just an ordinary super-powered detective passing by..." Linton said.

"The self-introduction has started to be unusual." Haiyuan Ai said, "Can't you just stop causing trouble? Just now you said that the deceased here can't go to court to testify for you, and they won't be able to do it if you summon a bunch of ghosts. How can I go to court to testify?"

"Huh?" Linton suddenly felt enlightened.

"Have you not even considered this matter?" Hui Yuan Ai shouted again.

"In this case, I will first find a passerby's ghost who witnessed this incident, and then resurrect him as a human. In this case, he will be a natural person, and he should be able to testify in court, right." Linton thought for a while and said.

"Why are your methods so bizarre? How do you ask this witness to describe what he witnessed at that time? Just pretend that he is still a ghost, so neither the prisoner nor the victim can see it, so he can witness everything at the scene Without being discovered, do you think the court will accept what the person you resurrected said?" Haihara Ai said.

"Uh... I have to say that there is some truth to that... Then what do you think we should do?" Linton thought for a while and asked.

"Can't we just testify as normal? Since we already know that he is the prisoner, according to Locard's law of material exchange, the prisoner will definitely leave some evidence at the scene. Can't we just wait for the people from the police forensics department to examine it?" Haibara Ai said.

"That won't do," Linton said.

"Why?" Hui Yuan Ai asked.

"What does that have to do with solving crimes with superpowers? My main focus is solving crimes with superpowers. This case was not solved by superpowers. Isn't this a slap in my face?" Linton said, "Besides, I am a famous detective here. , how could their JING police be so presumptuous? The case could only be solved by me. Have you ever seen a famous detective appear on the scene, and then the JING police finally solved the case? How can I get involved in the circle of famous detectives in the future? ? When I meet friends in the future, will they say, 'Hey, you are the super-powered detective who was robbed of the case by the JING police, right?' How will I meet people in the future?"

"Don't you want to hang out in this twisted circle of friends?" Haiyuan yelled, "And people like you who use super powers can't mix with ordinary famous detectives at all."

"What does this mean? Using superpowers to solve a case is not solving the case? What kind of discrimination is this?" Linton said.

"So there is no such thing as the world of famous detectives you mentioned. There is no weird setting that would cause the JING police to be discriminated against by other famous detectives if they find evidence." Haibara Ai said.

"I'm not convinced by this. Just now you said that you can't mix with other famous detectives if you use super powers to solve crimes. Doesn't that already prove the existence of this barrier of discrimination? Now you say it doesn't exist. Isn’t this a self-contradictory barrier to discrimination?” Linton said.

"Why is your logic so strict now?" Haiyuan Ai said.

"What I said is the truth." After Linton finished speaking, he pointed at Kogoro Maori next to him, "Mr. Maori, let me ask you, you finally appeared once, and then you ran to the scene, and you were caught by JING just after you said a few words. Now that the case has been solved, do you feel comfortable?"

"Uh... this... that's true..." Mouri Kogoro here said with a frown.

"Look, Mr. Maoli, who is also a famous detective, understands me, right?" Linton said.

"No, don't you also know what's going on with this guy? How did you include him in your circle of famous detectives?" Haihara Ai said.

"Look, have you admitted that you have a circle of friends with a famous detective again?" Linton said.

"I#@..." Haiyuan was so sad that he almost didn't want to curse on the spot. What a weird logic this guy had, and it was the most outrageous thing that this weird logic could lead you all the way.

"Um...Mr. Linton, why don't you let the people from the forensics department do a comprehensive inspection first?" Officer Megure here came up to interrupt the confrontation between the two.

"What do you mean? Are you questioning my detective skills?" Linton said, "Wait a minute, who is your immediate boss? Give me a name, and I will drag him to eat three kilograms of manure right now to wake him up. Wake up and bring him over again to tell you who should listen to the scene of the crime."

"..." Officer Memu said that he really wanted to let his boss, who asked him to accompany Linton, eat a few kilograms of shit. Unfortunately, he could only think about it, and he would still be the one spraying the mouth full of shit.

"Mr. Linton, what do you think we should do now?" Officer Memu said that he could only smooth it out.

"Well... we do encounter some obstacles now." Linton said, "Generally at times like this, shouldn't it be the detective's assistant who is responsible for assisting?"

"Detective's assistant?" Officer Megure asked.

"For example, Watson's assistant Holmes..."

"Well, Mr. Linton, you seem to have said the opposite." Officer Megure reminded.

"Oh, that's what I mean anyway." Linton said and looked at Huihara Ai here, "Then what do you think we should do now? Give me some ideas."

"So I am your assistant?" Haihara Ai rolled his eyes and said.

"That's not you. Who else? As I said just now, do you still care about your sister's affairs?" Linton said.

"You..." Haiyuan Ai said that this guy would use this matter as a threat. But do you think there is a way? There is really no way. After thinking about it, Haiyuan Ai said, "Since you know how to use hypnosis, wouldn't it be enough to just hypnotize the prisoner and let him confess his crime?"

"That won't work. My hypnosis ability is too strong. As long as it's a person, I can make him admit the case. What's the point?" Linton said and glanced at Takagi Wataru next to him, his eyes glowing red. Shen said, "Officer Takagi, do you admit that you are the prisoner in this case?"

"I admit, I surrender." Takagi Wataru here stretched out his hands and said.

"Look." Linton said, "If you really want to do this, I will ask the Prime Minister of Japan to confess all the cases that happened in Japan today on live TV..."

"So what grudge does the Prime Minister have against you?" Hui Yuan Ai said.

"Is there any other reliable trick? Yuanfang." Linton asked.

"Your name...forget it." Haiyuan Ai said that he was too lazy to continue to be angry with Linton. It was not worth it. He took a breath and continued, "Then use interrogation to make him admit it. This is a way. .”

"But he obviously refuses to admit it." Linton said.

"You're asking," Hui Yuan Ai said.

"That won't work. When I asked, he asked me what evidence I had. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I couldn't answer? I'm just here to show off, and I can't hold back at all." Linton said.

"Can't you find a way to catch the flaws in his answers and break through his psychological defenses? These are commonly used interrogation methods and are also the basic skills of detectives." Haihara Ai said.

“I haven’t learned this yet, I’ve only learned how to use barb,” Linton said. “Isn’t there any more reliable method?”

"Then you can try the family offensive." Haiyuan Ai said, "It is also a common method, which is to use the persuasion of family members to get the criminal to confess. This is also a common interrogation method, no problem."

"Well..." Linton thought for a moment, and then suddenly said, "There is indeed nothing wrong with what you said, but... what does this have to do with superpowers? If I want to use ordinary means, should I just ask the forensic department? People came for a comprehensive inspection, and they told me that I am a super-powered detective, so I must use super-powered techniques, otherwise what is the difference between me and other detectives, how can I highlight my own characteristics?"

"So why... forget it." Hui Yuan'ai thought for a while, but still avoided a direct conflict with Linton's weird logic. After a while, she was speechless, "Then, since you have super powers, you can Use different methods. It's also a family offensive. You can do things that other detectives can't do, right? For example, summon the prisoner's dead mother to persuade him. Isn't this a 'feature' that only you can do? "

"Fuck..." Linton was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly seemed to realize something, "What a great idea, I'm so awesome! You are indeed the assistant of my super-powerful detective Linton, now you can watch it on demand Me."

"Then let's do this?" Hui Yuan Ai said.

"Hmm." Linton said and looked at the prisoner Soma Ryūsuke, "Let me tell you, Mr. Suspect, where is your mother buried? Do you know your birth date and so on?"

To be honest, the mortal Sangma Ryusuke here and the police officer Megure next to him were a little speechless, because... Linton and Haibara Ai's discussion did not avoid them at all, and they talked directly in front of them, so Now Linton's question really made them don't know what to do.

"But...but my mother is still alive." Ryusuke Soma thought for a while and replied.

"Oh...that's right." Linton nodded, "Then how does your mother want to die?"