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Chapter 75 Sir, do you want to roast a loli?

This is a huge snow mountain, people and food are moving faster than ever. No matter how hurried their steps are, no matter how involuntarily they come, no matter how involuntary they come, there is always a taste, in its unique way, blooming again and again, reminding Bailiyuan on the tip of the tongue, not forgetting the original heart, Fang Fang always.

"Hmm... let's roast this bear's paw..."

"Keep this tiger whip, it will be useful in the future..."

"This big bug can be eaten directly by removing its head..."

"This loli is washed first, and then... wait!! Loli???"

Baili Yuan looked down at Loli who was in a coma in her hand, and then turned her head to look at the armored rhinoceros and the small fist stone with slobbering and expectant faces.

"Is this loli brought back by you?" Baili Yuan asked,

Armored Rhinoceros and Little Fist Stone nodded, confirmed Baili Yuan's words, and asked when it was baked, and if they washed it, they could also help.

"No, no, no, you can't eat loli." Bailiyuan waved his hand hastily, "Go out and look at other things, such as rabbits and foxes. If you still have loli, remember to pick them up." Bailiyuan He exhorted the Iron Armored Rhinoceros and Little Fist Stone.

Armored Rhinoceros and Little Fist turned around in disappointment, but soon became active again. Apart from loli, they could pick up something else.

Watching the Iron Armored Rhinoceros and Little Fisting Stone leave, Baili Yuan turned his eyes away and looked at Lori in his hand.

There is no bracelet on the hand, is it lost or is it not a child who participated in the parade?

But... why loli?

Every day loli, loli, are you annoying?

However, Bailiyuan still couldn't turn a blind eye.

Thus, Bailiyuan handed the loli in his hand to Xanadu.

"examine……"

Before Bailiyuan finished speaking, Xanadu took action.

Xanadu: I understand, old rules.

Xanadu didn't look back, his eyes were still fixed on the roasted bear's paw, he took the loli in Bailiyuan's hand casually, subconsciously used the superpower to control the rope to tie the loli to the stick, and then tied the loli tied to the stick. It took less than a second for the wooden stick to be placed on the fire...

etc!

Xanadu suddenly realized something was wrong, and hurriedly looked at the thing he had just put on the fire.

loli? Oops, here we go!

Xanadu fell into an awkward situation and was at a loss for a while.

And Baili Yuan was also dumbfounded.

One person and one elf looked at each other awkwardly.

At this time, perhaps feeling the heat, Loli, who was placed on the fire, opened her eyes in confusion.

"Well……???"

When Luoli saw her situation clearly, her eyes widened instantly, and she raised her head to find a child younger than her and a creature that looked like a girl, but was definitely not human, staring at her with open eyes.

"Don't eat me! Huahua is not delicious! If... If you really want to eat Huahua... please... please turn Huahua into a real woman and die without regret." Loli cried loudly.

Bailiyuan looked at the girl who called herself Huahua in shock, this child, I'm afraid she can...

Xanadu covered her ears with her hands, controlled Lori with her thoughts, and put her down.

"Oh?" Loli was taken aback, "Are you trying to satisfy Huahua's desire to become a woman? But..."

Luoli suddenly became a little shy and looked forward to it.

"It's the first time for me, please pity..."

"Get lost!" Baili Yuan kicked Lori aside in front of him.

"What's the matter?" Luoli got up from the snow with a dazed expression, not understanding why Bailiyuan kicked her suddenly.

Bailiyuan walked up to Luoli and pinched her face.

"Next I'll ask, you answer, understand?"

Lori nodded.

Bailiyuan let go of his hand.

"Name." Baili Yuan.

"Ai Li." Hua Hua.

"Aren't you called Huahua?" Bailiyuan asked.

"That's right, Huahua is also called Ai Li." Huahua said naturally.

Bailiyuan scratched her chin, is Huahua a nickname similar to a nickname?

"Identity." Baili Yuan continued to ask.

"What is identity?" Huahua asked suspiciously.

"Who are you, where are you from, and where are you going?" Baili Yuan asked.

"I'm Ai Li. I'm from Snow Village. I'm going...go...by the way, I'm going to the camp in Daxue Mountain, hehe~" Huahua smiled sheepishly.

Snow Village?

Bailiyuan shook his head, never heard of it, it might be a small mountain village.

"What's the purpose of going to the camp?" Baili Yuan then asked.

"Become a real woman!" Huahua said without hesitation.

"Get back!"

...in half an hour.

With Huahua's explanation, Bailiyuan figured out the ins and outs of the whole matter.

All in all, it is the story of the silly daughter of the landlord's family who was fooled and ran away from home to pursue her dream!

Xuecun is a village in Daxue Mountain, where Huahua was born and is the granddaughter of the village chief.

Half a year ago, a young girl visited Snow Village. The strength, demeanor, and various performances displayed fascinated Huahua, who had never been out of the village. However, that girl only stayed in Snow Village for a week.

When the girl left, Huahua asked the girl how to be as good as a girl.

The girl's answer was - "You are still young, you will understand when you become a woman."

Thus, Huahua's dream came true—to become a real woman!

Hearing this, Bailiyuan really wanted to complain about that girl who had never masked her face, and said directly, "You will know when you grow up." Can you die?

Don't talk nonsense so easily misleading children!

After that, Huahua asked her father with doubts, how can she become a woman?

And the answer of this gentleman who has never been masked is - "First of all, you need a man!"

After the appraisal, this gentleman is also a fellow.

Then, Huahua began to look for men in the village. Huahua also had some common sense, knowing that those who "have a master" should not move. Therefore, after some searching, they found that there was only one boy in the entire Snow Village who met the criteria—a man just A three-month-old baby.

After that, Huahua started her childish life.

However, it will take a long time for the baby to grow up to the point where Huahua can become a woman, and it is unrealistic to pry the corner of the wall. After some calculations by Huahua's magical brain circuit, Huahua decided to come out and find man!

However, when saying goodbye to her family, she encountered a problem. Naturally, it was impossible for Huahua's family to just let Huahua go outside to find wild men, and lock Huahua up casually.

However, Huahua is not a loli who gives up easily.

Huahua just turned seven years old, and she also awakened heraldry. After some preparations, with the help of the power of heraldry, Huahua escaped successfully, but because she ran in a hurry, she didn't prepare when she came out. Consumption and cold fainted, and then, he was picked up by the armored rhinoceros and the small fist stone.

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