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"Brother, what exactly is going on..."

"This is reality."

"It's some kind of special magic, or maybe it's a hallucination or something! I didn't expect that the lowest level giant toad could have such a special ability. It's really eye-opening. Ah, I understand, it must be Miss Aqua. They wanted to eliminate my fears and barriers and made me realize that even the lowest monsters are powerful, so they had to do this. I was really touched."

"Admit it, Alice, this is reality."

How could it be!

Should I say it was a collapse of faith, or a disillusionment?

In short, the high priest who assisted the knights and adventurers in driving back the Demon King's army without injuring anyone turned out to be Aqua, who was crying with mucus all over her body;

The great mage who defeated the Demon King's army at the end and won the MVP with great success in the battle was actually powerless after the first attack;

The one who observed the situation and often rescued the wounded at critical moments was instead so concerned that she was tied up by the tongue of the giant toad and unable to move:

And Lalatina, who was thought to be steady, dignified and like a noble lady, turned out to be a pervert who liked to be played with by tentacles!

Alice covered her face in denial.

But her open fingers kept staring at Lalatina, who was still panting, as if she wanted to imprint her shameful appearance firmly in her mind.

"I understand you, Alice."

Sato Kazuma put his hand on the blonde girl's shoulder, like a beautiful girl idol who had seen a thunderstorm, and said with a sad face:

"Idols who are glamorous on the surface have this kind of virtue in private. It would be okay if they were contrasting cuteness, but these guys are not called contrasts, but real perverts. So, you have to be tolerant. Bless them and never look down on them... Even if you have that kind of thought, you can't express it in person. "

This scumbag...

It was obvious that he deliberately made a few people in the team look embarrassed, but now he pretends to be a good guy. It's really shameless.

Originally, Xiaolin wanted to use this to enlighten Alice, telling her that she doesn't have to act like a good child at all times, and that she can relax a little with close friends... She said this, but this Axel's characteristic He couldn't say anything at all, no matter what it was, it seemed awkward.

Sighed deeply.

"That's enough, Sato-kun, stop chatting. Rescue them quickly, otherwise something will really go wrong."

Then he pulled Aqua and the others out of the giant toad's mouth.

On the way back, Aqua couldn't stop crying. Because of her money, the stupid goddess hadn't been swallowed by a giant toad for a long time. This time, she recalled the fear of being dominated by smelly slime.

Megumin was being carried by Yuyou with a calm look on her face. She was always drained of her magic energy due to explosion magic, and she always had to face various encounters. She had already become a warrior who had experienced hundreds of battles.

Darkness tried her best to explain to Alice, but her face was full of the afterglow of pleasure, which was really unconvincing.

Come to the Adventurer's Guild.

The bounty for four giant toads is 20,000 Eris. To be honest, it’s not even enough money for dinner for a few of them today. After all, it is the lowest level monster, so it is to be expected that the bounty is not high. But Alice never imagined that Aqua and the others could be made so embarrassed!

"Ahhh, it's so sticky! I said, Xiaolin! Go back quickly, I want to take a bath!"

Aqua complained loudly.

The stupid goddess returned to her original state after crying for a while, which has a lot to do with her own character.

"Yes, I feel very uncomfortable too."

"...Me too, but most of the slime on my body is Megumin's."

"What did you say!"

"No, don't wipe it off again, Megumin!"

The two girls from the Red Devil Tribe had a beautiful and in-depth exchange of words on the street as if no one else was watching. The shiny liquid rubbed between them and splashed out in all directions, reflecting a special light under the setting sun.

If you are a person with special quirks, you will definitely enjoy it very much now.

Darkness also tugged at the armor and said, "Yes, I feel uncomfortable too. Your Highness Alice, if you don't mind, come and wash it with us."

"...Eh?"

"You're welcome. Although it is not as spacious as the palace, the bathroom of the mansion can still accommodate several people, because companions often make themselves embarrassed because of adventures. Of course, if Her Highness Alice does not want to come with you..."

"No, please let me come!"

Alice clenched her little hands, seeming to have made some determination. I knew she was very attached to Darkness, but I didn’t expect that she wouldn’t even resist taking a bath together.

Return to the mansion.

The two people who were not stained by the mucus were sitting in the living room. Xiaolin looked at the scum sitting across from him in a funny way.

Originally, Sato Kazuma wanted to use an excuse to slip away, but Kobayashi saw through his trick and threatened him first, "If he goes to spy, he will never be in a state where he can take a bath with a girl."

Hearing these words, Sato Kazuma was quite excited at first, but as soon as he thought about it, he quickly realized what it was, and he held his breath and did not dare to act rashly again.

This guy is a thief-hearted guy but not a thief-courage guy, so he's easy to handle.

"Senior Xiaolin..."

"What's wrong, Sato-kun? If you dare to say, "You can eat three bowls of rice just by listening to the sound of a girl showering," I will have you humanely castrated without hesitation."

"What the hell is humane castration! And who do you think I am!"

"Scum, what's wrong?"

"Well!"

Sato Kazuma was choked and speechless, but after a moment of silence, he spoke again casually, and couldn't help but sigh that his face was as thick as a wall.

"Senior Kobayashi, I want to ask what should I do if that perverted female guard who has improper thoughts about Alice comes to find me?"

"Kureya..."

After the laughter, we have to consider the next problem.

In any case, Alice secretly ran away from the palace without telling anyone else. Today, Kobayashi hinted that she left in a hurry and didn't even leave a letter.

——The Princess who suddenly disappeared

If this matter gets out, it will definitely cause an uproar in the capital, and it may even hit the confidence of the Knights and adventurers, after all, the Princess disappeared under their noses.

"Well..."

"Sir Kobayashi——! Excuse me, is Sir Kobayashi at home——!"

A shout came from outside the door.

Before the two people in the living room could react, the door of the mansion was violently pushed open, and two familiar princess guards came into view.

At this moment, Kureya's expression was extremely serious, enough for anyone to see at a glance that something big had happened.

The female guard said to the two people on the sofa: "Mr. Xiaolin! I am now issuing a commission to you as a royal family. Sorry, according to the kingdom's laws on adventurers, you have no right to refuse!"

Perhaps realizing that the attitude of the senior was too tough, the female magician Lei Yin took the initiative to ease the atmosphere and explain.

"Actually, Alice is missing. No one has found her in the palace or the capital, and the maids and housekeepers in the palace said they didn't see Alice. It is initially believed that the Demon King's army did this, but it could also be the revenge of the silver-haired thief. In order not to make this incident public and cause unrest, I have to ask for help from someone I can trust. In addition, Lord Yuken Hibiki has already gone to the Demon King's army to investigate."

"Damn thief, I thought he was a strong man, but he dared to kidnap the princess. Doesn't he know that kidnapping the princess is a capital crime for subverting the kingdom?"

"Senior, don't get excited, it may not be that thief."

"...Rain, you are right. Then no matter who it is, let me know that Alice is in his house...death penalty!"

The female guard who is not a red demon clan has a terrifying red light in her eyes.

"Sato-kun, you're sweating."

"You've got it wrong, Senior Kobayashi. This is juice."

The scumbag Kazuma, who was sitting on the sofa, was already trembling with fear and sweating. Judging from his premonition, no matter what he said, he would be accused of subverting the kingdom in the end. Sometimes he also doubted whether his luck was really high?

"So, Mr. Kobayashi, the most urgent thing now is to find Her Royal Highness the Princess... Her Royal Highness the Princess?!"

"Good evening, Kureya."

The female guard raised her head and saw Her Royal Highness the Princess who was like a lotus emerging from the water.

The master and servant met like this.

Sato Kazuma's face suddenly changed. He was still thinking about dealing with the perverted female guard, and then letting Alice take the opportunity to use the dimensional square to return to the palace. He could resolve the crisis by just finding an excuse.

But this timing was too coincidental!

Kureya looked at the calm man on the sofa and asked, "Sir Kobayashi, what's going on!"

"Wait, Kureya! It's not my brother's fault. It's me... I ran away secretly out of willfulness, so, so..."

"Please be conscious as a member of the royal family! You sneaked away without leaving any information, causing chaos in the palace and even the capital. It's really wrong!"

"Yes, I'm sorry..."

"The most important thing is that you bathed with them! This kind of thing... Even I have never done it! Even I have never done it!"

Said it twice?

How much resentment is there!

Compared with the latter, the princess' sneaking out of the palace seems unimportant.

So Kobayashi said to the dumbfounded blonde girl: "Alice, Miss Kureya has been looking for you all day and is already exhausted. Why don't you help her clean up."

"...Huh?"

Kureya was stunned.

Alice was very smart. She understood Kobayashi's intention immediately, so she took the initiative to invite him: "Kureya, take a bath with me. Or...you don't want to?"

"Princess Alice...let's go! Let's go now! Let's go!"

After a short silence, the perverted female guard pushed the thin back of the princess impatiently.

How much does she like Alice?

Then the two of them ran to the bathroom happily. Sato Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief. Now it seems that he will not be charged with subverting the kingdom.

Rain was very curious about how the princess left the palace and came to the remote novice town of Axel. After learning that Kobayashi gave Alice a magic tool that can be teleported without limit, she was very surprised.

To some extent, the dimensional square is already a divine artifact.

You know, teleportation magic can only set three coordinate points and requires a long preparation time, while the dimensional square can ignore the number of times, ignore the distance, and ignore the preparation time. Even though it has the disadvantage of consuming huge energy, the royal family is not short of those resources.

The female magician expressed her most sincere gratitude for this.

Soon, Kureya appeared in front of everyone again, with her greasy face and comfortable and obscene smile, which all showed that she was very happy just now.

Selling Alice to protect yourself is very heartbreaking, but in order not to be regarded as the criminal who kidnapped Her Royal Highness, everything is worth it.

"Kureya, what I just said..."

"Ahem. Mr. Xiaolin, I was reckless this time. I'm extremely sorry for not notifying you in advance."

This guy calmly took the blame on himself, but because of Alice's relationship, he couldn't blame her.

"It doesn't matter, whatever the misunderstanding is resolved will be fine."

"That is to say, as long as Alice is safe, that's fine, right?"

Sato Kazuma is crazy and flattering.

He was really afraid of being caught and thrown into jail.

Darkness also said: "Miss Kureya, it's dinner time, why not go back after dinner."

"Sir Dustinis, there is no need for this... no, let's just bother you." Kureya obviously wanted to go back quickly, but she softened her heart when she saw Alice's cute and pleading expression.

The dinner was sumptuous.

But that was only for Xiaolin and the others. Because Darkness made it, Alice ate it with relish, but Kureya was a little disgusted.

"To entertain Her Highness the Princess with these things...forget it, after all, it was our dereliction of duty for not notifying you in advance."

"Kureya, tonight I want to..."

"Your Highness Alice, let's go back after dinner. This is a backward countryside with nothing new, and it is far different from the royal capital."

"Yes...I understand."

The female guard seemed to have guessed that Alice wanted to stay overnight, so she stopped the wayward princess's request first.

I don’t know if he was stimulated by Alice’s lonely look, but Kazuma Sato slapped the table and shouted: “You guy, how dare you say that Axel has no characteristics? But what you don’t know is that today I brought Alice with me. I went to see the special feature!”

Kureia was a little angry at the vulgar question of the man who yelled at her, but the characteristic words behind it made her a little concerned. When she saw Alice's blushing cheeks, she was extremely excited.

"What on earth did you show Her Majesty Alice!"

"Huh? Well, that..."

No, I can’t say that!

You can't tell her that you will take Alice to watch the girls in the team make a fool of themselves, right?

Sato Kazuma didn't expect that in his excitement, he actually got himself into a trap and hesitated to speak, which in turn angered Kureya.

"You guy...kill you!"

"Wait, wait! It's not something strange! By the way, since you want to see it too, let's go together later! It's at the warehouse in the suburbs!"

"storehouse?!"

Kureya was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xiaolin. To be precise, the Armstrong Tornado Jet Armstrong Cannon between his legs.

Not only her, but Alice and Lei Yin also looked over subconsciously, and their cheeks were red, obviously thinking of something indescribable.

The female guard was shaking with anger and lowered her head. Her long golden hair covered her forehead, and her expression could not be seen clearly, but the thick black mist escaping from her body showed that she was very angry now.

"How dare you let Her Royal Highness see that kind of thing... You are so courageous!"

"W-what?"

"It's useless to talk too much, and you'll be punished with death!"

"Why?!!!"

Sato Kazuma, who didn't understand why, was chased and chopped by the female guard, while making a shrill and shrill voice, startling the passers-by.

Some readers said they wanted to add Alice, and here she is. The next chapter should get into the topic.