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Chapter 550: Give Her Royal Highness a Little Shock to the Problem Child

A mansion in the suburbs.

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“Ah~ So boring!”

Sato Kazuma lay on the sofa in the living room, complaining like a useless otaku.

Darkness was surprised and said, “What’s wrong, Kazuma? According to the last two days, shouldn’t you be tasting food in the restaurant in the town and making meaningless comments?”

She returned to the mansion a week ago.

The reason is that the old house is really not suitable for heat resistance training, which made the head of the Dustinis family weak and sick.

When Xiaolin heard the news, he thought something was wrong. After all, Eldap had been arrested, and no one should want to persecute the head of the Dustinis family again. For this reason, Xiaolin took Aqua to visit. As a result, Darkness’s father was dehydrated by the heat, which made him weak.

This perverted knight went too far.

But it was still meaningful. Darkness won the Axel Heat Resistance Competition and became the most heat-resistant person in the town for three consecutive years.

That's why Sato Kazuma felt bored after the competition.

"I said, Knight Shikoto, show me your self-generation."

"Kazuma, this is sexual harassment! By the way, what's wrong with you? You are not right now!"

"I think he is idle."

Huihui, who was playing chess in the living room, said something, then picked up the chess piece and dropped it heavily on the chessboard.

"—— Checkmate! Humph, Youyou, I have forced you into a dead end, just accept your fate!"

"Then... Checkmate, Huihui."

Youyou gently pushed the chess piece forward one square.

Huihui's eyes widened instantly: "What...! They switched offense and defense in an instant, and forced me into a dead end! Youyou, you have grown up. Then, look at my trick! Explanation!"

"Wow! Huihui! Don't always cheat when you can't win! Enough! The chess pieces are about to be lost!"

Youyou bent on the ground to pick up the chess pieces.

The exaggerated roundness made Kobayashi's eyes light up, and the two of them seemed very happy.

"Ah, boring."

Sato Kazuma sighed.

What? !

This time even Kobayashi was shocked. With his understanding of scumbags, he must have stared at them with his eyes shining, but now he is like a saint... No, it's more appropriate to say that he is boring. In response to this, Kobayashi's response was-

"Aqua, quickly heal Sato-kun!"

"Okay, here I come!"

Aqua used healing magic.

"——Flowers, birds, wind and moon!"

"Puff! Hey, idiot Aqua! What are you doing!"

"Healing."

"Who uses performing magic to heal?"

Aqua's matter-of-fact answer made Sato Kazuma very angry, but he didn't expect the other party to answer -

"I saw that you were unhappy, so I thought of using performing magic to please you. Is that wrong?"

"Of course I'm wrong!"

"What are you doing! I'm caring about you, but you don't appreciate it! Stupid Kazuma! Useless Kazuma! Deadhead Kazuma!"

"Hey, you..."

The stupid goddess' eyes revealed clear stupidity. Sato Kazuma couldn't understand why it turned out to be his problem in the end.

"Ahhh, so boring!"

As Huihui said, he was indeed bored. He was really happy to have just received the bounty of the Demon King's Army cadres. He hung out with his friends, went to the succubus shop all day, tasted food and made pretentious comments. He lived the life he had always dreamed of.

But no matter how much you enjoy it, you will get bored. The life of rich people is so plain and boring.

"... It's better not to come back to the capital."

Sato Kazuma muttered.

This guy must feel happy in the capital.

It is true that he fought against the Demon King's army with the Knights and adventurers in the capital, made other friends, and even broke into the palace at night to do big things, but he must have forgotten that the nobles and Kureya were hostile to him.

"I think he just can't bear to leave the princess."

Huihui said it.

Sato Kazuma suddenly jumped up and shouted: "What's wrong with Alice! She is an orthodox royal beauty, much better than you problem children!"

"Um... what's wrong with me?"

Behind him, a soft voice of a little girl came.

He turned his head quickly and saw a blonde princess appearing in the Axel mansion, with a slowly dissipating purple magic circle under her feet.

"—— Alice (Your Highness)?!" xN

Everyone exclaimed.

"Long time no see, I can't stand the loneliness, so I invited you to play... Is it not okay?"

The blonde girl looked at them anxiously.

How could she refuse such a cute existence?

"Of course it's okay, Alice!" Sato Kazuma walked up to her pretentiously, knelt on one knee and stretched out his hand to the blonde girl: "Welcome, my princess."

Huh——

It was too greasy, and the others showed disgusted expressions.

Sato Kazuma looked behind the blonde girl and asked curiously: "I say, those two guards——Kureya and Rain didn't come? How did Alice get here?"

It's really hard to imagine that the perverted female guard who had improper thoughts about the princess would allow Alice to travel alone.

But when he saw the magic tool in Alice's hand - a small Bagua disc, he immediately understood.

"Is it the Dimensional Phalanx?! Senior Xiaolin, did you give the Teigu to Alice?! I've obviously begged you so many times!"

"After all, Sato-kun will definitely do bad things if he gets it. Of course I can't give it to you."

With the scumbag Kazuma's character, he would definitely use the dimensional square array frequently, and the coordinate point must be a women's bathhouse without even thinking about it.

"As for Alice... I have always been worried about her safety, so I gave the dimensional phalanx to her."

This is the gift Xiaolin left for her.

Alice's profession is a sword master and she cannot learn teleportation skills. I thought she could at least escape if there was an accident, so I gave it to her.

I thought that the shape of the dimensional phalanx would be disgusted by Alice and would not match it. Unexpectedly, Alice said that it was a gift from Xiaolin and valued it very much, so it was a perfect match.

"Then... who is Alice?"

"Yes, I sneaked out...I'm sorry."

Alice lowered her head.

It seems that she also knows that it is wrong to sneak out without telling Kureya and Rein, and now she is also worried that Xiaolin and the others will not accept her. Especially after this time, Kureya will definitely be angry, and she might even punish Alice. As for the little Loli who has such awareness, Xiao Lin will naturally not drive her away.

"It's okay, Alice, I will protect you."

"elder brother."

"Yes, I will protect you too."

"Thank you, brother-sama."

Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma comforted her one after another, making the princess, who was afraid of being deported, smile.

"I said, Darkness, aren't you going to say anything in this situation?"

"...There are a lot of things I want to say, but as it is, there is no need to say anything that will make Her Highness Alice sad. Of course, if she is in danger, I will protect her even if I risk my life!"

"Now that you say so."

"Megumin, you actually want to intercede on behalf of Alice."

"Varied……!"

"You can tell by the way you look."

Darkness exposes Megumin's true thoughts, and no matter how much the middle school girl denies it, she doesn't believe it.

Aqua said she didn't care about Alice's arrival. Anyway, she should eat and drink every day, doing nothing like an idiot. Yuyou was quite happy. She had become good friends with Alice when they were in the royal capital and welcomed each other's arrival.

and--

"Kazuma was in high spirits as soon as Alice came."

"Of course! Unlike you, Alice is a legitimate royal girl!"

Sato Kazuma took it for granted that he said things that lowered the favorability of Aqua and others, but he was relieved when he thought that he was such a scumbag.

"Is Alice here to play with us today?"

"Yes, brother."

"Then let me take you to see Axel's characteristics! That is a very popular thing, and it will definitely satisfy you Alice!"

He swore and patted his chest.

No, I'm already starting to worry.

When it comes to Axel's specialty, there is only one - the succubus shop.

But if we take the princess to the succubus shop, let alone whether Alice will be angry, if the irritable female guard knows about it, she will definitely tear them into pieces!

I can already imagine the devilish face of the female guard.

Xiaolin took him to the corner and whispered: "Sato-kun, where do you want to take Alice? If you dare to say it is a succubus shop, then I will consider whether I should endure the pain and humanely destroy you. So next Please think carefully before speaking."

"Endure the pain...should I say thank you?"

Sato Kazuma couldn't help complaining, and then explained loudly: "No, it's a misunderstanding! Alice is only 12 years old now, how could I take her to a place like that! Besides, there is always something wrong with taking a woman to a succubus shop! "

No, no, no, women with that tendency might be happy to go to a succubus shop, such as a perverted female escort.

"Really?"

"It's true! Trust me more, Senior Xiaolin!"

"Listen up, Kazuma. If you dare to bend Her Highness the Princess's orientation, I will bend your orientation too."

"Don't say such horrible things!"

Xiao Lin didn't believe him. He was such a scumbag and his true nature was unbelievable.

"I plan to take Alice to defeat the giant toad, that's all."

"...Eh?"

"Look. The monsters in the royal capital are all high-level, right? Where else can you see low-level monsters like giant toads besides the novice town of Axel? So, I want to take her to conquer the giant toad. "

Kazuma Sato is right.

Most of the Demon King's army in the capital are powerful monsters, so they have a hard level requirement of level 30 or above. However, garbage monsters like giant toads are really rare except in Axel's Novice Village. Very rare.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Lin would one day encounter the situation of a top rich second generation who had never eaten at a roadside stall.

"...Sato-kun, you didn't let Alice be swallowed by the giant toad and be covered in mucus, and you didn't think about peeping while they were cleaning their bodies, right?"

"You, you, what are you talking about, Senior Xiaolin? How could an upright young man like me do such a thing as peeping?"

"Hey, when you say this, why don't you dare to look at me and turn your head around!"

I didn't expect that Sato Kazuma would also learn to be smart.

Kobayashi's ability to read minds requires looking directly into the other person's eyes and face, and reading the other person's inner thoughts through micro-expressions, so as long as his face is not seen, his mind will not be read.

But now, his behavior of trying to cover up his true intentions has completely exposed his dirty thoughts.

"You guy..."

Even Kobayashi was helpless.

Turning his head to look at Alice, the princess was playing chess with Huihui and Youyou at this time.

"Listen to me, Huihui, you have to take a step back at this time."

"What are you talking about, Youyou! Do you want me, one of the top magicians of the Red Demon Clan, to retreat here? Impossible, watch me!"

"Checkmate."

"How, how could it be!"

"I said to take a step back, Huihui!"

How could Alice, who could easily beat Kobayashi in chess, lose to Huihui and Youyou, so the winner was decided in less than ten minutes. Alice was not only one against two, but also won with an absolute advantage... It should have been like this, but Huihui used her famous skill - flipping the table, forcibly breaking the chess game into a draw.

How tasteless.

Who will play chess with her if this continues?

Alice obviously didn't expect this to happen. She was frightened by Huihui's sudden attack and thought she had done something wrong, but when Huihui said that it was only a draw due to force majeure and asked for another game, she realized that Huihui was the type of person who couldn't afford to lose.

Fortunately, she was already used to such people - Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma, so she agreed to play another game with Huihui.

At this time, Sato Kazuma came up.

"Alice, it's so boring to play chess here all the time. It's hard to come out for a day, why don't I take you to do the task."

His smile was full of obscenity. For some reason, I saw the ugly face of the weird uncle who tricked the little loli to see the goldfish from that face.

Alice looked at Huihui and hesitated.

"Adventure mission? I really want to go..."

"Let's go! Let's go on the mission!"

The little girl threw her cape.

She had realized that she couldn't win even with Yunyun, so she decided not to play chess... Although she seemed to be considerate of Alice, the simple princess was still moved.

Then they decided to go on the mission.

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"It's said to be the most unique mission of Axel. I thought what Kazuma was talking about, but it turned out to be to defeat giant toads."

"Really, we are already famous adventurers, but we have to do such low-level missions."

"I don't understand Kazuma's idea at all."

"Don't, don't say that. In fact, giant toads are quite powerful. If we are not careful, we may be wiped out."

"Huh? How is that possible! Just watch, a mere giant toad will definitely be easily solved with my explosion magic!"

Under the team members' bold words, the group walked towards the suburbs with high spirits.

Then——

"Xiaolin Xiaolin, please come and save me, I'm about to be swallowed."

"Wow! I, a goddess, am so embarrassed. Look at my divine fist——ahhh!"

"Great! Mucus, great!"

"Mei, Huihui, wait, I'm here to save you, ahhhh!"

The four women in the team were all tied up by the giant toad's tongue. When had the innocent Alice ever seen such a scene? She hid behind Xiaolin, looking like she didn't dare to see it but wanted to see it.

"Brother..."

"See, Alice, this is what I call Axel's characteristic! Hahaha, hahaha, hahahaha——"

Sato Kazuma laughed wildly like a hopeless scumbag.