I, Hierophant Elden, join the chat group

"...."

Looking at the messages on the board, Su Feng's forehead had black lines hanging down, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Excuse me, I am in a scam group, right?

PS: After tinkering, I finally found out the truth about Night of the Black Knife and Malika’s Broken Ring.

Although it is not an official statement, it is logically acceptable.

Originally I wanted to write Malika's opening.

But first, write a chat group to test the waters and sort out the plot. Malika will leave it to the next book for now.

That's it.

Volume 1: Chapter 2 Are you interested in becoming the King of Elden?

If my memory is correct, this guy who calls himself Aizen Sosuke should be the biggest villain in the ACG world.

And neet Ji.

The only person who could be given such a name is the old house girl in Gensokyo who doesn't know her age and lives in the Eternity Pavilion all year round, right?

Magical Girl Recruitment. Recruiting magical girls. Ask everyone you meet if you want to be a magical girl...

A white demon that looked like a pet suddenly appeared in Su Feng's head.

Just like the penguin, the mascot of the Goose Factory, everyone will ask you if you want to redeem Q coins.

It's just that the penguin wants money, and this guy wants his life...

Then the fire girl.

Since we mentioned Fire Pass and Lothrik, there is only one, the fireproof girl from the Dark Souls series.

But, now it’s so difficult to go to the chat group to find firewood?

Isn't that the job of some undead ashes?

The Ancient King, this arrogant speaking style... is probably golden, right?

As for that V.

Apart from the unlucky guy in Cyberpunk 2077, I can't think of anyone else with such a unique name.

I just don’t know whether it’s Vincent or Valerie.

Finally, there is that group joy.

Especially that habit of ahhahaha, which is similar to laughter, a bad idea suddenly came to Su Feng's head.

Maybe, maybe, maybe it’s the Happy Star God in a certain Mi-fooling universe——

"Crying? Crying is considered joyful" Aha...

Thinking of this, the black line on Su Feng's forehead became deeper and deeper.

What a treasure, this is simply scarier than an MLM nest.

Although he, Su Feng, is not a good person, is he really leading the evildoers?

Just as he was complaining, the chat group window scrolled again.

neet Ji: "Huh? Why don't the newcomers speak? Did they encounter any difficulties? If so, you might as well talk to everyone in the group."

V: "How could you, a nerd girl, be so kind? Just come up and help a newcomer?"

neet Ji: "Ah, V-chan, what you said is wrong. I never said that I would help him, I just wanted him to say it and make everyone happy. (Elegant smile)"

The Ancient King: "Oh? Are you encountering difficulties? Then tell me and let me be happy, haha!"

V: ".....Isn't it too bad of character for you to do this?"

The Ancient King: "Haha, what does it matter? It's just a character, how can I care about it!"

neet Ji: "Mr. Gill is right, so what does it matter? Just like you said, V-chan, I have a 'defeated' character. You know, I am from Penglai, and I am different from the humans on the earth. ”

V: "......"

In the floating car, V, who was holding a champagne glass and lying comfortably on the sofa seat, looked at the illusory chat window in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Damn, what they said made sense, but I was speechless!

Group happiness: "Aha, come here from time to time to see if you have any fun.jpg"

The group was happy: "Aha wants to have fun, but there is no fun. Aha is really shameless."

Magical girls are being recruited: “So are you interested in becoming a magical girl? You can grant any wish for free @Elden法王”

neet Ji: "Ah, QB-chan has started to cause harm to people again. The name given to the newbie makes it obvious that he is a man. Can he also be a magical girl?"

Magical girls are being recruited: "One thing needs to be corrected. I have never harmed anyone. And magical girls are just a title. It doesn't matter whether they are girls or not."

Magical girls are being recruited: "@neet Ji, after being in this wonderful chat group for so long, I found that you also have the potential to become a magical girl, so..."

Neet Ji: "No need, I don't like being called a magical girl. If you try to seduce me again, I don't mind letting you experience the charm for a moment. (Elegant smile)"

neet Ji: "Newcomer, you have to be careful. Remember that the last group member believed this little guy's lies, and the world was destroyed in the end."

Magical Girl Recruitment: "Oh, why are you so angry? I'm just telling the truth. You don't have such thoughts, so I won't force you."

Magical Girl Recruitment: "As for the last group member, I can only express my deep regret. It was her own choice."

Aizen: "Well, don't argue. We are gathered here from all over the world, so we should help each other."

The crowd rejoiced: "Let's fight! Let's fight! Let's fight!"

"...."

Seeing this, Su Feng probably understood everything.

Just as the guesses he made were basically correct.

The QB is still so evil and so damned.

Aizen, on the other hand, seems to have not been exposed yet, playing the role of a good old guy.

As for Aha...it's still the same Aha.

The remaining three are probably the kind who talk in groups.

At this moment, Su Feng already had the B number in mind, so after thinking about it for a while, he entered it like this.

King Elden: "First of all, thank you for your welcome, but I actually don't want to join this evil concentration camp. It was this damn chat group that dragged me in."

neet Ji: "Huh? Why do you say that as a newcomer? Everyone here is talented and well-spoken. Except for QB-chan who fools others into becoming magical girls all day long, we are all good people~

And Gilgamesh-san is also the village chief of Uruk. "

The Ancient King: "He is the king! The king of all people, miscellaneous cultivator! Next time you dare to call me the village chief, I will definitely let you, little girl, taste the power of the Heavenly Lock!"

Neet Ji: "Ah, if Jin Shining Shine can do it, I really want to give it a try. (smile)"

"The king..."

Seeing the quarrel in the group, Su Feng had a look of nostalgia in his eyes.

This was an extremely familiar word to him.

Not to mention that he is the King of Elden himself, he also has an extraordinary understanding of the so-called king.

The memories in the package such as [Memories of the King of Ancestral Spirits], [Memories of the Dragon King], and [Memories of the King of Bad Omens] can all testify.

Neet Ji: "Speaking of which, the newcomer's name is King Elden. What kind of king is this? The King of Magic?"

King Elden: "Almost. But the King was added because I am better at using pyroxene magic. The original title was King of Elden."

King Elden: "It's just that I've encountered some trouble recently and I don't want to be the king anymore."

As soon as he finished typing, a bold idea suddenly popped into Su Feng's head.

After thinking about it for a while.

Then type a line of text in the input field——

King Elden: "@neet Ji, since you are so curious, would you like to come to our border and become the King of Elden?"

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Volume 1: Chapter 3 Kaguya: The idea is good, but I refuse!

Neet Ji: "Eh? Is it okay to be a concubine?"

King Elden: "Of course, as long as he has the strength, anyone can become King Elden. Because in the borderland, strength is the measure of everything."

It doesn't matter if it has been planned for a long time or it may be spur of the moment.

Su Feng currently thinks that the way to save Melina is to find a suitable person to become the King of Elden, and then on the way to becoming a king, let this person grant epileptic fire, and finally throw it into a cauldron to be burned.

In this way, Mei Mumu's death can be perfectly avoided.

And Horaishan Kaguya, if I remember correctly, should be the immortal Princess of the Moon from Horai.

In terms of strength, it can definitely be guaranteed, and even if you are seriously injured, you will recover as before.

The most important thing is that Horaishan Kaguya is also an outsider, a lightless person who has not been blessed by the golden tree!

It is simply the holy body of a natural firewood... Oh no, it is a holy body of a natural king.

If the deception is really successful, maybe you can throw it to the fireproof woman after using it, and extend the life of the black soul world by the way?

Plan pass.jpg

The Ancient King: "Haha, what a simple and crude way to become a king."

The Ancient King: "However, since you have chosen to become a king, you need to persevere no matter what hardships you encounter, kid!"

King Elden: "..."

Even across the chat group, he seemed to be able to see Shining's preaching face.

Is it because I don’t want to persist?

There's just no way around it!

If there is no intersection between Mei Mumu and Teacher Se Lian, what's the point!

It has no meaning at all!

After all, people live just for ()

Magical Girl Recruitment: "If there is any difficulty that cannot be overcome, why not try to become a magical girl? As long as you sign a contract with me and become a magical girl, any wish you have can come true, even if it is to save the world. "

Originally, Kyubey's choice of contractors was not so random. Only those humans who could see it had such qualifications.

But the chat group is different. People from all over the world can see it here, regardless of age or sex, and it turns out that they can also sign contracts.

Therefore, it can be said that everyone here is its target.

Perhaps this effort is in vain, and it is not as easy to fool as those girls of the right age, but for that huge energy, it is still willing to pay for it.

V: "Shut up, you lie-mouthed source of all evil."

Neet Ji: "Ah, the source of all evil is indeed an accurate name."

Magical Girl Recruitment: "So this is how Miss V views me, but this view is wrong. The existence of incubators like us is to continue the existence of the universe, prevent the entropy of the universe from increasing, and avoid the arrival of the heat death period. "

V: "Oh, fuck you, even a primary school student wouldn't believe the nonsense you said!"

Aha: "Ahaha, fight, fight!"

Su Feng took a look and did not choose to join their quarrel, and continued to type.

Elden Fawang: "Then are you interested? @neet Ji"

neet Ji: "Thank you for your kindness, sir, but please let me refuse. I am not interested in becoming a king."

Being a king? How can it be more interesting than playing games?

What's more, as the Princess of the Moon, how could she not understand what the so-called king is.

Either he is as cold and ruthless as his father.

Or he will die of overwork like Gilgamesh.