I, Hierophant Elden, join the chat group

I, King Elden, join the chat group Author: Lemon Head

Introduction:

I traveled to the world of Elden Ring and became a nameless faded person.

I originally thought that as a traveler, I could be like a fish in water after knowing the plot, but I never thought that everything was far from as simple as imagined.

The death of the first wife Mei Mutou, the stubborn teacher Se Lian always yearns for the starry sky.

After experiencing reincarnation and suffering, all this still cannot be solved.

However, at the beginning of a new reincarnation, I suddenly joined an incredible chat group.

V: "Welcome to join us, my friend."

Group Joy: "Newcomer, do you want to have some fun with Aha, hahaha!"

Magical Girl Recruitment: "Newcomer-san, come and sign a contract to become a magical girl, and any wish of yours can be fulfilled."

Aizen: "I am the captain of the fifth division, Aizen Sosuke, welcome to join us."

Neet-ji: "Oh, it's a newcomer! Do you play Genshin Impact?"

Fire Keeper: "Excuse me, respected king, are you interested in coming to Lothric to take on the responsibility of passing on the fire and become an excellent fire king?"

"......."

Am I on a black car?

What should I do?

Waiting online, it's urgent....

Wait, did the old thief update the DLC? !

Volume 1: Chapter 1 I am in a scam group, right?

"......Don't worry, Torret. There is still hope."

"Finally found it."

"This person will definitely pursue the Elden Ring..."

"Even if doing so will go against the Golden Law."

The gentle call awakened Su Feng's soul again.

Cold, shaking.

Slowly opening his eyes, what came into view was the rock top with jagged stalactites hanging on it.

The growing tree roots spread and entangled on the rock cones.

The water drops falling from the rock top made a dripping sound.

Countless sarcophagi were piled together casually, and the burnt candles were attached to the coffin lids, like decorations on them.

The corpses and bones that should have been buried in them were scattered all over the ground as if abandoned.

It was like a mass grave.

And under him were countless bones, and the wailing of souls echoed in his ears like gusts of cold wind wandering here, disturbing people's restlessness.

But Su Feng seemed to be used to it. He stood up as if nothing had happened, pulled over a sarcophagus and sat on it.

He took out a notebook from somewhere, and wrote and drew on it in the dim light of the golden tree sapling not far away.

[Diary of the fourth reincarnation:]

[I failed again.]

[Failed to save the big wooden Melina.]

[Failed to save the stubborn old antique teacher Seren.]

[Successfully saved the old stubborn Xiugu and Little Red Riding Hood Roderica.]

[Solution: kidnap, forcibly take out of the round table hall of the two fingers.]

[This time, I refused to go to the starry sky with my wife, so I cut off contact with my wife.]

[.....]

[I have gone through another relatively failed reincarnation.]

Here, stop writing.

“Ah....”

Su Feng closed the diary whose paper had long been yellowed, and rubbed his nose.

I didn’t expect that I had ended four reincarnations without knowing it.

I didn't expect that this broken wood and teacher Se Lian would be so difficult to save.

One insisted on sacrificing himself to burn the tree, and the other insisted on making himself into the shape of a star.

It was useless to stop them, and neither of them was worry-free.

As for after reincarnation...

He was not in the Chapel of the Kings waiting for the arrival of King Elden, but in the Drifting Cemetery.

He did not meet his dead wife at the beginning, and there were no glowing white characters-

"Even if the guidance has been broken, please become the King of Elden."

There was only a milky white old man soul in shackles sitting on a chair and mumbling.

From the beginning to now, it has always been like this.

But this time, he did not rush to leave the cemetery.

Instead, he lay on the coffin lid.

Sleeping!

Oh no, he was thinking about how to save Meimu and the stubborn old teacher Se Lian.

"If there was a cheat code, everything wouldn't be so troublesome..."

"Didn't they say that a time traveler must have a cheat code?"

"Why don't I have one?"

Su Feng couldn't help complaining.

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice suddenly sounded in his head, causing him to sit up in shock.

[Do you want to join the chat group? ]

[Yes/No]

"Oh my god, a chat group!... What is that?"

Seeing the panel appearing in front of him, Su Feng sat on the coffin lid and fell into deep thought.

Yes, just like the bloody plots in those online novels, he, Su Feng, is also a time traveler.

He went out to get lucky, was pulled on the spot to boost performance, and was very unlucky to be sent to the border.

And it was after the Shattered War, when the Faded Ones returned--

The Supreme Will ran away, the two fingers were in charge, and all kinds of monsters and demons gathered together.

It was simply terrible.

But at the beginning, he was not a coward at all.

Even if there was no cheat code system that was necessary for time travelers, what could it be?

He can't die at all!

Every time he dies, he will be reborn with full health in the blessed land or the nearby Marika keystone.

If his death experience is compiled into a book, it will be like an encyclopedia, full of various ways of death.

The content is definitely better than "A Hundred Ways to Die of Laura".

So, since he can't die, then just kill him!

If he can't kill him once, he will kill him twice. If he can't kill him twice, he will kill him N times. There will always be a time to kill him.

What's more, he has his wife Melina who can help him upgrade and improve his abilities.

Except for the first time when he was almost numb to death in the fight with this group of demigods, the road became much easier afterwards, and he could even control this group of demigods at will, and finally become the new King of Elden.

Then watch the world go to destruction and restart.

But what he didn't expect was that he had already become the King of Singles in the World, and this broken golden finger was not received!

And what kind of chat group is it!

It's useless!

What I want is a useful plug-in that can save Teacher Se Lian and Mei Mutou!

Could it be that he can find someone suitable for firewood from other worlds, throw him into the big pot of the Giant Snow Mountain, and replace Mei Mutou as firewood?

It is a better way than becoming the King of Mad Fire, but...

"I refuse!"

He decisively pressed No.

Well, use your mind.

According to his observation, this panel seems to have no entity, and a finger will go through it directly.

[Congratulations on successfully joining the chat group. Please give yourself a resounding name. 】

? ? ?

At the moment when the prompt sound sounded again, Su Feng's cerebellum suddenly shrank, and he almost didn't react.

"Why does this operation look familiar? You also belong to the main god space, specializing in kidnapping, right?"

The empty cave echoed with his complaints.

However, this so-called chat group would not pay attention to his complaints at all.

It quietly floated in front of him.

Su Feng: "..."

"Forget it, just add it."

With this thing, just treat it as something to have fun.

So Su Feng directly entered a few words like "Elden Fawang" on the panel frame.

In the name of magic, he used physics to get things done. This is the real Elden Mage!

Don't ask, it's what Teacher Se Lian taught him!

After confirming the ID, the panel disappeared again.

Then, a chat window full of cheap atmosphere popped up.

[Group reminder: Welcome new member "Elden" to join the chat group]

Aizen: "Ah, there is a newcomer. Hello, I am Aizen, Aizen Sosuke, welcome to you. @Elden"

Neet: "Oh, it's a newcomer, how long has it been since this group welcomed a newcomer?"

Magical Girl Recruitment: "Oh, it's a newcomer, are you interested in becoming a magical girl? @Elden"

Fire Keeper: "Dear king, are you interested in coming to Lothric to spread the fire and become an excellent fire king?"

The Oldest King: "Oh, I didn't expect that there is a king who can call himself a king besides me. Come out and let me see it! @Elden"

Group Joy: "Fun, it's new fun! Aha, aha, ahaha!"

V: "I am V, welcome to join this big family @Elden"