I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

If you talk about heroes in terms of competition, Xu Mang's status in the arena is indeed not as high as that of Xiaoman. Xiaoman is the number one in the PUMaC math competition, and Xu Mang was banned from participating in the competition, but this does not mean anything, after all, they are all in the same household registration book Up.

As for the questions that followed, they were almost all unnutritious questions, so Xu Mang simply said something unnutritious, and soon the show was announced to be over, but before it ended... Xu Mang made a decision.

According to the current environment and level of the program, Xu Mang withdrew from all the following links. After all, he was a very serious bug.

Before leaving...

I want to say something to everyone.

First of all, I withdraw from the upcoming program schedule. For me...it's really too simple. Xu Mang said seriously: In order to create a fair and just environment for everyone, I participated in...

in addition...

Please don't search for my wife and children too much. Xu Mang's tone was full of seriousness, and he continued, I'm not a celebrity either... just an ordinary person, it's useless to strip me so clean .”

For these two points,

All the audience agreed that if Xu Mang continued to participate, there would be no suspense at all, and about Xu Mang's wife and children, it is true that we should not go too deep. It is the basic morality to give others some private space.

Finish...

Immediately afterwards,

At the request of the audience, Xu Mang took a group photo, and then left the studio... In the background, he met the staff of the program team, including Director Wu and Director Ouyang.

Academician Xu!

Thank you so much! Director Wu said excitedly: Because of your existence...in an instant, the ratings of the show have increased to a terrifying existence. I didn't expect that your appeal is much stronger than those stars. Really... .Although some celebrities claim to have hundreds of millions of fans on Weibo, in the end...they are all fake data.

Hundreds of millions?

Isn't it brushing!

Xu Mang smiled wryly, and said calmly, Actually, I don't have any fans. Although I have a Weibo account, I don't have a V certification... Speaking of Director Wu, I unilaterally announce that I won't participate in the upcoming itinerary. I hope you can understand me.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!

You're such a busy person...we can understand it! Director Wu hurriedly said, Academician Xu Mang...there is a celebration banquet tonight, do you and Mr. Yang come over to participate? All the members of our program team will be there , and a few judges, let’s celebrate the new high ratings.”

never mind...

There's something wrong at home. Xu Mang shrugged, rejected Director Wu's invitation, and said seriously: Speaking of which, you need to increase the difficulty of this program. It's really...too simple! It's so simple that it's outrageous.

Yes Yes Yes!

But it's really simple for you, but for others... Director Wu said awkwardly: But we will consider your opinion.

Um!

after,

Xu Mang saw Xiaoman in the lounge the day after tomorrow. Maybe she had passed the stage of excitement. At this time, Xiaoman was quite calm, but under the calm expression, there seemed to be turbulent waves, as expected... After a short period of restraint, it was a warm embrace.

Husband~

You are the best!

next second,

Xiaoman threw herself directly into Xu Mang's arms, as if she had just fallen in love four years ago,

She made a frenzied attack on Xu Mang. Women are emotional animals who are easily moved by things around them, especially some memories.

But now Xiaoman's mind is full of Xu Mang's past, and the shortcomings that used to be in him have disappeared at this moment.

OK OK...

If I was just in the stage of passionate love, I might get excited. Now that I'm an old couple, don't be so enthusiastic. Xu Mang said with a look of disgust: Don't you know that a kiss by an old couple can make nightmares come true? How many nights?

roll!

Believe it or not? Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily, I want to eat Japanese-style chicken hot pot tonight, so you can buy me a chicken right away.

ah?

Don't children like to eat? Xu Mang asked in a daze, How did you become you?

I...

Can't I take the child to taste it? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, You idiot...Although you won the first place, but what happened next made me very angry, just...just You...you don't love me at all!

Xu Mang:? ? ?

What?

Isn't this woman being stupid again?

Since she was pregnant, Xiaoman's stupidity has soared into the sky. Of course, the silly Xiaoman is really cute. The so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, she was so smart before, but after getting married, her IQ dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye.

What happened to me? Xu Mang asked.

have no idea...

I feel like you don't love me anymore. Yang Xiaoman pouted her mouth and said angrily, It should be...I want to eat chicken hot pot, so you just push back...I said the child wants to eat chicken hot pot , you seem to be very motivated.

Fuck!

as expected...

It was said that after having a child, it might be a relationship crisis. Xu Mang didn't think it was a problem before, but when he became a father-to-be, he really focused on the child.

OK OK...

Look at yourself, you don't look like a mother-to-be. I think you have time to attend a mother-to-be course. Xu Mang said seriously, Now let's go home and go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. .”

Wait a minute!

If you go out now, there must be a lot of people! Yang Xiaoman said, Just wait a little longer.

at this time,

Xiaoman's cell phone rang, and when she glanced at the caller, it turned out to be a friend she hadn't contacted for a long time. She frowned suddenly, and she didn't want to answer it... There was no need to think about it at all, she must have watched the show and knew she was pregnant things.

Before,

I received a lot of calls asking if I was pregnant.

What's wrong?

Why didn't you answer the phone? Xu Mang asked.

I don't want to pick it up...they must have come to ask me if I'm pregnant. Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said with displeasure: I didn't want others to know, but...it seems that I can't take it anymore, annoying Die...I regret it now.

cut!

You asked me to participate. I didn't want to come. Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly, This is your own business.

Originally thought that Xiaoman had no excuses, but never expected that she would find an excuse for all of this.

It's not because of you!

At the beginning, if you persisted a little longer, I...I gave up. Who knew that you didn't even struggle, and you agreed directly. Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said angrily: Anyway, it's all your fault. ,I'm furious...

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

horrible!

Don't get pregnant again in the future, who can bear it?

...

Regarding the latest episode of My Scholar Daddy program, it caused a huge response on the Internet, but more people regarded this episode as a special situation. After all, the existence of Xu Mang broke what the program group had been promoting. fair and just.

too strong...

Although it seemed that Academician Xu Mang wasn't in the right shape in the first half, he just sent points at the beginning, and then only got one point, but in the second half, he seemed to wake up and start killing all directions... and won the victory with a crushing record .

This was too cruel, even though the show was really good... But for the other contestants, it was really unbearable. Fortunately... Xu Mang told others at the end that he would not play anymore.

But this thing,

It only lasted for half an hour, and the rest was speculation about Xu Mang's wife and children, but after everyone guessed, they found that Weibo began to delete posts, including the circle of friends. There was a mysterious force Get involved.

Regarding this mysterious power, everyone didn't have too many complaints. There were indeed some people who went too far and dug into Xu Mang's affairs, including his wife... They didn't pay attention to other people's privacy at all, and directly Send it to the Internet.

In such an environment, it can only be controlled by mysterious forces.

And behind,

This raised a question... Is it the top scorer in the college entrance examination, or the top student in the competition? The answer soon came out, the top student in the competition... Xu Mang was just a coincidence, and it took ten thousand years to come out like this A strange thing, he cannot be treated as an example.

And the vast majority of cases have proved that the competitive academics are strong. Although they may not be able to get the top students in the college entrance examination, in specific subjects, they basically completely abuse those top students in the college entrance examination.

certainly,

After all,

In the eyes of many netizens, Xu Mang is actually a competition student, but he was banned after he competed, which is a pity!

at the same time,

Xu Mang was cooking Xiaoman's favorite local chicken hot pot. An hour later...the two started dinner. Xu Mang drank a little wine. Recently, he fell in love with a feeling of being slightly drunk.

husband?

Do you still remember the time when Hua Guo's representative team participated in the international mathematics competition? Yang Xiaoman said seriously while eating the local chicken: A fiasco...

ah?

A fiasco?

No way? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and was taken aback, How is it possible... I remember that half of the contestants came from the Peking University Madhouse... Why did the competition masters in the Department of Mathematics fail miserably?

Second place.

It's not the first place...it's not a fiasco what is it? Yang Xiaoman said: Let's go out...not taking the first place is a fiasco!

Xu Mang: 囧

Although the requirements are very harsh, it is in line with the nature of the Chinese people.

Earn first!

If it's not first, sorry...it's a failure!

There is no way, it cannot be changed. ,

There is pride flowing in this bone.

correct!

I have already started to close the line in India, so far... I have made a lot of money. Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: But this money... I want to use it for the turmoil in the US stock market, my husband. . . . can you do the math, how much the Dow would go down.

ah?

How do I calculate this?

I really don't understand the stock market...Although I can calculate everything in the universe, I can't calculate the madness of human nature. Xu Mang said, You can figure it out yourself.

Yang Xiaoman curled her lips, and said seriously: I feel... the time for the crash is getting closer and closer!

Xu Mang didn't believe it at all. The U.S. stock market is still going up now. It seems that the momentum is about to break through 30,000 points. In the end, Xiaoman said that it was going to collapse, unless the oil turmoil... coupled with messy things, and then the debt crisis was warned in advance , otherwise...impossible!

Little Man!

Stop fantasizing!

If the U.S. stock market crashes, I, Xu Mang, commit suicide by swallowing dung!

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