I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

who is it?

This question has been in people's minds for too long, who has such absolute strength... Many people speculate that it is Xu Mang, but Xu Mang has no children, and this program is called My Xueba Daddy, so it shouldn't be There will be fraudulent behavior.

However, this question will be announced soon, but... the moment Xu Mang took off his mask, the screen froze... The advertisement for Jianduobao hot tea crown popped up... It was true and shocked everyone shocked.

Fuck!

How much does Jianduobao hot tea crown give you?

Wang Xiaoji's hot tea will double for you!

This operation confused all the viewers in front of the TV. Seeing the ten-minute countdown written in the upper right corner, many people felt... It was like an explosion, and the scalp was numb, and then Criticism of the show began on Weibo.

for a while,

Weibo and the circle of friends are filled with a lot of negative comments about the program My Xueba Daddy, but because of these comments, the program's ratings have been pushed to the latest heights, and the webcast has dominated.

at this time,

Xu Mang was also very embarrassed. He was just about to take off his mask, but was stopped by the host, and then said that he wanted to insert a commercial, so he could wait for a while... As a live broadcast program, it is amazing to be able to do this kind of operation Forced...it used to be recorded and broadcast.

When Xu Mang was sitting in his seat in a daze, Fan Zhilong hurried over, timidly came to Xu Mang's side, and asked cautiously, Xu...Academician Xu Mang?

...

Fuck!

How do you know? Xu Mang looked at Fan Zhilong with such a helpless tone, and asked, Am I being too obvious? Many people have already guessed it, right? If I had known... just pretend, this It's all over.

hehe...

It's really obvious. If I didn't know you very well, I might have been cheated. Fan Zhilong smiled and said, By the way, are you already a father? Otherwise, why would you come to participate in such a program?

well...

Don't mention it! Xu Mang sighed: My wife forced me to participate... Otherwise, who would come over, wouldn't it be nice to stay at home and play games? Recently, Call of Duty 16: War Zone was released... I heard It's very fun, playing COD while eating fried chicken...isn't it delicious?

...

By the way...is your wife Yang Xiaoman? Fan Zhilong asked in confusion.

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Fuck!

This is fatal!

Hastily looked at the surrounding situation, and then said in a low voice: Old Fan... You and I are old acquaintances, you can't hurt me like this, fortunately Xiaoman is not around, otherwise I will definitely be beaten when I go home Damn, nonsense... Of course my wife is Yang Xiaoman.

ah?

etc!

I'm a little confused! Fan Zhilong became even more confused, and hurriedly asked: You are going to be a father. Your wife is Yang Xiaoman. When was your child born?

next year!

I'm only pregnant for a month now. Xu Mang said with a smile, Aren't you awesome? I have a strong premonition... My child is a twin, and I have already thought about the name. My son is Xu Yang, and my daughter is Xu Man, these two names are pretty good, right?

this moment,

Fan Zhilong suddenly realized, it seems that the program group did not cheat, but who knows... At the beginning, the program group hoped to invite Xu Mang as a judge.

But for various reasons, he was not invited, but this obsession still exists.

perhaps,

Even the program team didn't know that Xu Mang was a father, so as long as they could invite Xu Mang, that would be fine.

after,

The two chatted casually, and Fan Zhilong hurried back to his judge's seat. Soon he was questioned by many people, and the questions they asked were all about the things in front of him. Who is this mysterious man?

Don't ask...

If you ask me again, I won't tell. Fan Zhilong said with a wry smile: Anyway, you will know right away, so wait a little longer.

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...

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wait?

It's so annoying to wait!

The judges are so angry, they would have known the result immediately, but suddenly put an advertisement... What the hell is this?

finally,

With one minute left to start, the countdown is ready.

soon,

Lighting, camera, sound and other equipment were all aimed at Xu Mang. This posture almost didn't scare Xu Mang. The most annoying thing was...that director Ouyang shamelessly asked Xu Mang to keep taking off his mask Actions.

If it is not live,

Xu Mang might have torn down the stage directly. When will it be her turn to direct her.

Welcome back to My Xueba Dad. This show is broadcast under the title of Jianduobao Hot Tea... If your girlfriend is in a bad mood, let her drink Jianduobao Hot Tea! The host said with a smile. Looking at the camera, he said, and then the camera switched to Xu Mang.

slowly,

Xu Mang took off his mask and moved very slowly...

When his face appeared in front of everyone, many people present exclaimed.

!!!

!!!

!!!

he...

He is Xu Mang?

It turned out to be Academician Xu Mang?

Hello everyone!

My name is Xu Mang...an ordinary top student who passed the college entrance examination. Xu Mang said to everyone present with a smile.

in an instant,

The audience in the auditorium was boiling, the judges in the jury were boiling, the opponents in the opponent's seat were boiling, and the audience in front of the TV was also boiling. I never expected...Academician Xu Mang came to participate in the show. Great scientist!

It's him!

It's really him!

Oh my god... you're not dreaming, are you? Hu Jing looked at Xu Mang, incoherent for a moment. It was beyond her expectation to see Xu Mang here, but within common sense, there was only one person in this world. Only Xu Mang could do it.

at the same time,

The sixteen contestants opened their eyes wide and looked at Xu Mang in disbelief. They never expected that they would compete with Xu Mang.

Anyone who can successfully compete with Xu Mang is not a top leader in the field of scientific research, but this time... I became his opponent.

but...

Academician Xu Mang is really too tough. Although in the first half of the contest, he was in a state of being out of his mind, but in the second half...after adjusting his mentality, he didn't leave any chance at all. He shaved his head directly, and then With absolute strength, he won the confrontation session.

he...

He really is as legendary as he is, no... he's a legendary legend.

Wow!

Unexpectedly, our No. 17 contestant turned out to be the famous academician Xu Mang! The host was also a little surprised, she knew Xu Mang... After all, as a TV station's first sister, she knew very well that Xu Mang had a very important position in Shanghai. Status, which is related to his wife.

certainly,

Xu Mang himself was also very good, so good that it made people feel unreal.

Academician Xu Mang?

It's the first time you participated in the program My Scholar Daddy, how do you feel? asked the host.

Feelings?

I don't have any thoughts, but...the topic is a bit too simple. Xu Mang said honestly, I suggest increasing the difficulty next time.

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for a while,

The judges and the sixteen contestants were embarrassed, the difficulty was already very high!

Too,

That's not a kindergarten-level topic right in front of you.

The host didn't know what to ask. Based on the previous experience of interviewing champions, he couldn't just ask about his impressions, feelings, future, etc. However, it was a bit embarrassing to ask Xu Mang these questions.

Then let our judges ask questions. The host directly gave the opportunity to several judges present.

At this time,

Hu Jing hurriedly asked: Academician Xu Mang... It's a great honor to meet you. I didn't expect that we would meet here for the first time... But I'm curious, why you...why did you participate in this My Study Abroad? Dad Papa?

I?

I was forced. Xu Mang said with a wry smile, My wife forced me to participate, and she also set a goal, which is to win the championship... Otherwise, she will make me look good, there is no way... Who told me to be What about a good husband, let’s try to join in.”

Many people showed helpless smiles when they heard Xu Mang's words...

Thanks for your hard work,

I reluctantly came to participate, but I tortured others to the point of crying.

pungent...

It's really hard work for you! Hu Jing thought for a while, and hurriedly asked: Academician Xu Mang...do you have a child?

Yes!

If not, how could I come to participate. Xu Mang said with a smile: But it won't come until nine months later, so there should be no violation of the regulations. After all, I am a father-to-be.

These words,

Like a bomb, it blew everyone away, including the audience in front of the computer and TV. Academician Xu Mang is actually married...and has a child. It turns out that the legend is also going to get married just like ordinary people childbearing.

By the way, which lucky woman became Academician Xu Mang's wife?

actually,

here,

When they found out that the No. 17 player 'Dr. XY' was Xu Mang, everyone felt that everyone expected him. There was no need to elaborate on his legend. A random search on the Internet could find a lot of so-called legendary experiences.

at this time,

More viewers want to know, in private... What kind of person is Academician Xu Mang.

Academician Xu Mang?

Did you really pass the college entrance examination? A member of the judges asked: Generally speaking... recommended candidates are better than college entrance examination candidates. Judging from the Olympiad competition, this is indeed the case. In our Beijing In the Department of Mathematics, the recommended students almost crushed the top students in the college entrance examination.

Um!

I really passed the college entrance examination. Xu Mang said seriously: Of course I don't refute your statement, because the recommended students for the competition have more background in certain subjects, and the really good ones are recommended, but... . . and it's only true for other people.

actually...

I also want to participate in some competitions, but I was banned by many competition parties... Xu Mang sighed: I'm a little depressed...

no!

If you come to participate, will you let others live?

Many people thought it was reasonable for Xu Mang to be suspended by many competitions... After all, as long as he is around, who can win the championship?

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