I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hello everyone!

Welcome to today's episode of My Scholar Daddy. Today, another group of super-student daddies came to the scene to compete for the first place!

The host is the head of the Shanghai TV station Huadan, who is considered by many people to be the first sister. Of course... In addition to having a strong background, her own strength is also not to be underestimated. At the same time, she is also friends with many celebrities, but so far Still single.

This program is aired under the title of Jianduobao Hot Tea... My girlfriend is in a bad mood, so I give her Jianduobao hot tea!

Let's introduce our selected guests, well-known professors in the Department of Mathematics of Tsinghua University...Yin Jun, Professor Yin Jun has been engaged in the field of mathematics for more than ten years, and has several papers on algebra. Great Honorary Professor of the Gods!

words fall,

There was applause from the auditorium.

The second guest is a physics professor from Fuda, Fan Zhilong. Professor Fan Zhilong is a top expert in condensed matter physics. He has discovered many related theories and has had a long-term cooperation with Academician Xu Mang.

words fall,

The audience applauded again.

The third is...

When the host introduced the judges, Xu Mang, who was wearing a mask in the background, was sitting in a corner like a dead fish, paralyzed on the sofa. Mang realizes that he is not the same as them.

The youngest children of these fathers have already gone to kindergarten, and the oldest is married and has a baby, but I am the only one...the child is in her mother's womb, waiting for orders...waiting to come to the world at any time after ten months.

well?

Why is there an extra person today?

In the past, there were sixteen contestants, but this time there are seventeen. A certain father present, with a face full of confusion, asked curiously: It's strange... has the script been written? One of us out there going to be a champion?

No no no!

It's absolutely impossible for this to happen. Another father said seriously: We are all well-known people in the field of scientific research... They won't make fun of the vitality of the show. As long as it is revealed, this matter will be very serious. Fast fermenting.

Too!

Maybe...this time is special. The father nodded.

at this time,

Xu Mang glanced at the two 'student dads' next to him. They looked about thirty-five years old, and they were all PhDs in universities. One was a PhD in chemistry, and the other was a PhD in physics. It's so scary, after all, it's just the doctor's father, if the doctor's mother...it would be cool.

well?

Xiaoman is a doctor!

Xu Mang: 囧

child...

sorry,

Your father and I were also forced. Your mother wanted to marry me back then, so she had to choose her and become Yang Xiaoman's child. It was really hard work...

Xiaoman's temper is very explosive, and he still has a doctor's degree... In the future, family wars are likely to occur. If his son's academic performance is not good, he will definitely be scolded and bloody, and he will also encounter disasters.. . Fine product, careful product.

I beat my son up, but I didn't relieve my anger at all. At this time, my husband's sandbag came in handy.

friend?

Why are you wearing a mask? The middle-aged man beside him looked at Xu Mang in confusion, and asked, No one is wearing a mask, but you are the only one...Are you worried that you will be caught? Elimination? In fact, there is no need to be so cautious.

Winning or losing is a common matter in military affairs.

Um!

You're right! Xu Mang nodded with a smile, But I have a lot of baggage as an idol, and if I fail, it will be very, very embarrassing...Of course...my wife will screw my head off, She's...very vain.

!!!

!!!

!!!

What's the situation?

How could there be such a violent woman!

friend?

You... you married a tigress? The middle-aged man said with horror on his face, this... this is too violent, right? What education do you have? Which university did you graduate from?

I?

I...my education is quite complicated, but I can tell you that I once worked in Fuda. Xu Mang said with a smile: And my tigress... Actually, I can't blame her, but I can only blame me At that time, I couldn't concentrate and was fascinated by her beauty.

Speaking of which,

Xu Mang sighed, and said sadly, I just realized now that a hero is saddened by a beauty...

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Everyone present fell silent, this man...is poisonous!

He doesn't have the low-key attitude of a top student, but instead has a sense of teasing the world. This kind of person... is either a super high school student or a super scumbag.

But it is impossible for this program to invite a non-student master, so there is only one possibility left. This person is very powerful... so powerful that he can't speak.

friend?

How many impact factors do you have? How many SCI papers do you have? the middle-aged man asked.

How many?

Not to mention...Xu Mang really doesn't know.

I don't know when Xu Mang stopped paying attention to the so-called impact factors and SCI papers. Judging from the current situation, according to the current graduation requirements for doctoral students at Fuda, the impact factors obtained by Xu Mang can almost make the future All doctoral students graduate in three years.

Well...

I forgot... Xu Mang thought for a long time, and said helplessly: I don't know how many impact factors I have, how many SCI papers I have... Who would pay attention to such things... I will occasionally be in The number of articles published on the arXiv preprint platform is not very high, just once or twice.

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...

...

confirmed!

This person belongs to the tail of the crane, the very end kind.

soon,

The host began to announce the name of Student Daddy in the studio, while the big guys in the day after tomorrow quietly waited for their names. In fact...the director had already given the order list, and they were all in accordance with the list.

The first Daddy Xueba, he is Sun Qingyang, a Ph.D. in chemistry from Tsinghua University!

he went up

Then everyone applauded.

The second Xueba Daddy, he is a professor of mathematics from Peking University, and also a doctoral supervisor, Wu Fei!

he went up

The applause was stronger than the previous one.

the third...

Xu Mang sat in the corner,

Seeing the number of people in the background gradually decrease, I probably know the overall strength of the presence. If I am just an ordinary person, I might be scared to pee now. This is not a doctor, but a doctoral supervisor, and then a professor, or working as a doctor in the research institute. The researchers... are all awesome characters.

I don't know where the program team found these monsters, is it planning to invite all the scientific research forces of the entire Hua Kingdom to participate in the program?

actually,

It's not bad to think about it that way.

under!

I invite our last member. He is very mysterious... He didn't tell the program crew about himself, but the only one who can be sure is that he is a doctor. The host read the card in his hand and said with a smile: Let us welcome the mysterious masked man——Dr. XY with warm applause!

Xu Mang:? ? ?

It must be from Little Mandy!

definitely is!

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang came to the stage, then stood on the stage of the studio, and began to answer some questions from the host.

Hello, Dr. XY.

As the only contestant wearing a mask this time, do you have any thoughts? the host asked curiously.

...

I don't have any ideas. Xu Mang thought about it for a long time, and said seriously, I'm afraid of losing.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The supporter was almost not pissed off. This is the most honest player she has ever seen. In fact, there were a few people wearing masks in the previous few times, but the explanations of others were very touching, and they could almost be written into a touching story. However... this A mysterious person admitted directly that he was afraid of losing.

It seems that our contestant is very cautious. In fact, it is good to be cautious. The champion of last season was very cautious. The host smiled and said, Excuse me, Dr. XY, participating in My Scholar Daddy, how many places do you want to get? name?

I don't care, but the tigress in my family ordered me to kill me if I don't come first. Xu Mang shrugged, his tone full of helplessness: Let's try to get the first place... After all, death is worse than death. Live.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman, who was standing in the director's room, was already murderous...

Ahem!

Then...then I hope that Dr. XY can get his wish. The host realized that he and himself are two-dimensional characters, and then gave up the question and started the next link.

Xu Mang's seat was on the far side, in a corner, which already belonged to Xu Mang's special seat. He got up from this corner, had his own love and career, and started a wonderful life.

the other side,

Yang Xiaoman is brewing her own emotions, she has reached the verge of collapse, this damned idiot, what about the dominance he used to have? Why are you so cowardly now?

Boss Yang?

What's the situation with Academician Xu? Director Wu asked cautiously, This...this...

Well...

Normal situation! Yang Xiaoman said embarrassingly: There is no need to worry... He is not a serious person at ordinary times, he is so messy in any venue, and he is still doing well now. I also like to make some jokes.

I...

Mr. Yang, this is a live broadcast! Director Wu smiled wryly: Forget it...it doesn't matter, you can already earn money by inviting Academician Xu, but I hope that Academician Xu can finally take off the mask and let everyone see His true face.

Um!

There is ten minutes of commercial time in the middle, I will chat with him. Yang Xiaoman nodded, and said seriously: Don't worry.

That's good, that's good...

Thank you, Mr. Yang! Director Wu was completely relieved.

soon,

The next part starts,

Originally Xu Mang thought it was a contest, but he never expected that the first link was actually a comparison.

The fathers of the seventeen children should all be powerful figures, so I'm curious...who has the highest education? The host asked with a smile on his face, Let's go through a few hours Question, let’s identify the educational qualifications of your children’s fathers.”

first...

How many dads are recommended by the university? The host looked at the contestant area.

words fall,

In an instant, all sixteen people raised their hands, except Xu Mang with a cute expression on his face.

Fuck?

What kind of guarantee is it?

oh?

There was an accident at the scene! The host keenly noticed that one person did not raise his hand, and he was the one wearing a mask, and asked immediately, Excuse me, Dr. XY, how did you go to university?

how to read?

Of course I took the college entrance examination! Xu Mang said with a face of course, Is there any other way for me?

At this time,

Xu Mang glanced at everyone present who raised their hands, and suddenly realized: Are you all recommended? Is it just me taking the college entrance examination honestly?

...

...

...

This guy,

Playing cards a bit out of routine!

Dr. XY...

Then do you have any pressure? The host asked, As the only daddy who graduated from the college entrance examination, do you have the confidence to beat others?

No!

But I will work hard! Xu Mang said seriously: I will prove with my actions that our college entrance examination camp will not be weaker than the recommendation camp. The college entrance examination camp... will never be a slave!

this...

This guy is pulling hatred!

He's in rhythm! !

This is a rhythm master!

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