I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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Wife?

Am I handsome dressed like this? Xu Mang was wearing a Batman sweater, standing in front of the mirror in the storage room, looking like a man in deep thought. He thought he was so handsome, and his charm value increased by 300%. All the female creatures of the universe bow down under their jeans.

...

I said, can you be more normal? Yang Xiaoman gritted her teeth angrily, and angrily reprimanded: I will wear a suit for my old lady...don't be so stupid to wear such idiot clothes, you are shameless... I still need face! People are dressed so formally, and you are dressed like a clown.

Suit?

It's too hot...I can't stand it. Xu Mang frowned. He hated wearing a suit the most. Although he had a suit figure, he didn't like wearing it. The living room is so hot, wouldn't it be too hot to wear a suit?

finally,

Xu Mang insisted on his own ideas, wearing a Batman sweater, a pair of black leggings, and a pair of limited edition AJs, looking very young and energetic.

Super ugly!

I don't know why you like it so much... I don't know why you like it so much. Yang Xiaoman pouted, full of complaints about Xu Mang's attire. She liked Xu Mang wearing a suit and becoming a gentleman, but Xu Mang didn't like it. Like being a bandit.

earth?

Are you kidding me? Xu Mang frowned, and said seriously, I'm the most fashionable guy in the scientific world, and the smartest scientist in the fashion world. I'm playing with comprehensive strength these days, so I can't help it... .I'm that awesome.

idiot!

You are the most idiot in the world of salted fish, the most salty person in the world of idiots. Yang Xiaoman couldn't bear Xu Mang's self-confidence. Fried hair.

cut!

Then you still don't understand me. Xu Mang said with contempt: Xiaoman...you are a little bad...too superficial, you can only see the surface of everything, you can't see the inner meaning, Does his deepest soul know the poem Song of Peach Blossom Temple?

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and asked nervously: Speaking of ancient poems... there are questions about literature in the competition, you...how do you study literature?

literature?

I won the first prize in the composition of Ning City in my high school! Xu Mang said seriously, You think it's fake?

roll!

The first prize of broken composition, I keep talking about it...is it annoying? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily: I'm telling you...the program group has made it more difficult for you. Be competitive... If you come back with the last place, I will screw your head off.

Oops...

Relax! Xu Mang didn't care at all, and said calmly, I'm always worried about this, and where I'm worried about... and I always turn my head, can you be more refined and easy-going?

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

this idiot,

There will be no champion at that time, look at me, I can't kill you!

soon,

After everything was cleaned up, Xu Mang drove Xiaoman to the TV station in Shanghai, listening to the woman talking about the precautions along the way, I have to say...Xiaoman feels more and more like a mother, that kind of The nagging look is very much like the way my mother used to educate me.

Every daughter-in-law will become a mother-in-law,

I don't know if the son will fall into a war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law when he sees his daughter-in-law when he reaches the age of marriage.

Wife?

How will you treat your daughter-in-law in the future? Xu Mang said seriously, For example, your daughter-in-law is a bit of a mess, which just happened to conflict with your ideas. Should you bear it and let it go, or just sing against her?

I?

Of course I'm a sensible mother-in-law. Yang Xiaoman curled her lips and said disdainfully: I always use reasoning to convince people... As long as the other party's reasoning stands, I won't bother her if she is killed. love as it is,

Anyway, as long as they love each other, I am very reasonable as a mother.

hehe...

Open your eyes and talk nonsense,

You can be reasonable, the sows are on the tree!

Xu Mang didn't think that Xiaoman was a good mother and a representative of a good mother-in-law. It was very likely that she was the unruly mother and vicious mother-in-law in TV dramas.

...

to the TV station,

Xu Mang was wearing polarizing glasses and a hat as before. At this time, he and Xiaoman were standing at the entrance of the hall. Several security guards came over to inquire, but Xiaoman dismissed them all, but those security guards stood aside and did not leave. I'm afraid that these two people are the kind of extreme people who rushed to the TV station...

soon,

A middle-aged man ran over, judging from his expression at the moment, he was very nervous now.

Academician Xu!

Boss Yang!

Sorry, sorry...to keep you two waiting. The middle-aged man hurriedly said, Why don't you come to my office now? It's still early.

Watching the three of them walk into the elevator, the security guards who were monitoring Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman glanced at each other and felt a trace of panic. A young man, so humbled...

star?

Even celebrities are like this, it is impossible to make the big leaders of Modu TV so flustered, unless...

The identities of these two are...

unimaginable!

at this time,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman sat in the director's office. Unlike the people who visited, the two of them behaved very casually, especially Xu Mang... the whole person looked sluggish, and he didn't take the leader in front of him as an official at all. back to things.

Boss Yang?

Is your uncle okay? the director asked with a smile.

good.

I haven't contacted for a long time. Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: My husband often meets him, there is no way... Sometimes I go to the capital on business trips, and I go to meet my uncle by the way, but you also know... my uncle is very Busy, my husband is even busier.

Yes Yes Yes!

The Director glanced at the listless Xu Mang, and asked cautiously, Academician Xu...did you not rest well yesterday?

good.

Speaking of which, I'm quite curious, Mr. Zhou... How did you come up with such a program? Xu Mang asked curiously, I met a little star a few days ago, who seems to be someone from your station. The judges of a show are similar to My Scholar Daddy...but I can't say enough about that show.

Director Zhou was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: That program...does have many problems, I didn't expect Academician Xu to know about it.

oh...

Searched casually. Xu Mang smiled and said, By the way, what do you think about it?

...

Actually, this is an attempt. Originally, we didn't expect My Xueba Daddy to be a big hit. On the contrary, we had great expectations for another program. The result... completely deviated from our expectations. Zhou The director said: Probably so.

I see...

It's good to do a few more programs like this, so that the public can understand the charm of science. Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously, Keep up the good work.

words fall,

Chong Xiaoman said: My wife... this kind of program needs to be sponsored!

Um!

Xu Yang High-tech Company will name the next season of My Scholar Daddy! Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: Director Zhou...should be fine, right? Give double.

That...

Then thank you, Mr. Yang! Director Zhou was very surprised. He was really worried about how to establish a good communication channel with the Yang family. He didn't expect it to be established so suddenly.

At this time,

Director Guo and Director Ouyang came to the office and saw two young people sitting in it, while the director looked nervous, so they knew that they must be Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman.

Director Guo!

Director Ouyang!

Come on...

Director Zhou hurriedly greeted the two of them, and then introduced to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman: Academician Xu, Mr. Yang, this is the person in charge of the program team of My Scholar Daddy, and this is the director of the program... .”

Hello Academician Xu, Hello Mr. Yang!

Hello Academician Xu, Hello Mr. Yang!

The two treated Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman very respectfully. After all, even their director respected them so much, so he didn't need to say anything, everything was in his words and deeds.

Academician Xu...

I think you must have understood the rules before, but because you are too strong, it has affected the fairness and justice that the program group has always implemented, so...we have revised the rules. Director Ouyang said cautiously: Specifically, we have added A link, what link you already know.

besides...

About an hour, why don't you go backstage with me to prepare? Ouyang said, We have prepared a small room for you.

oh...

Can you go with my wife? Xu Mang asked.

Can!

...

Backstage,

in the small room,

Xu Mang was sitting on the sofa, crossing his legs while knocking on the melon seeds, not paying any attention to what was going to happen next.

How about this mask?

Yang Xiaoman held a beaming mask and asked with a smile: I feel pretty good... Would you like to try it on?

I'm a father now!

You asked me to wear this beaming mask? Xu Mang said with a dark face, Can you give me a little dignity?

snort!

Annoying!

Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look, and then continued to choose masks, and soon she took a fancy to another mask, which was the mask of Ultraman Tiga, and said casually: Give...your son's favorite Ultraman in the future. Man mask.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

this woman...

There is no cure!

finally,

Xu Mang chose the mask of the main character Faceless Man in Hayao Miyazaki's movie Spirited Away. He likes this character very much. The Faceless Man has a strong symbolism. Of course... there is another layers of meaning.

well?

Why did you choose this? Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously, Is there any significance?

Because of Chihiro's help, the faceless man gained a real kind of soul salvation, from a man-eating monster to Granny Qian's assistant. Xu Mang touched Xiaoman's head, revealing a hint of A shallow smile: It's like I became what I am now because of you.

Husband~

Yang Xiaoman was so moved, this unexpected tenderness instantly melted his heart.

husband!

I love you! Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang and said softly, Although I love you very much... But if I don't get the first place, I will still beat you to death.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

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