I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang has already figured out that Xiaoman is not suitable to be a mother, she is suitable to be a tormenting little goblin, only an hour's journey to become a mother, not to beat people, but to beat people for threats. Threatening elite education, now... direct stick education.

Wife?

Why don't you take care of the baby for two days after giving birth, and give it to others for the rest of the time. Xu Mang lay on the bed, looked at Xiaoman who was out of emotion, and carefully reminded: You... I am afraid that one day I will be excited and break the child...

It's not serious or serious... It's not like you don't know. Xu Mang continued: And you should change your bad temper, it always explodes... And once this blows up, it will blow you up for hundreds of miles. Take a deep breath, if it weren't for my rough skin and thick flesh, it's really... the countdown to divorce.

I knew it!

You're starting to dislike me!

You were not like this before...

I don't know why, Xiaoman collapsed again... There was no reason for the collapse, her handsome face was already crying, and she frantically beat Xu Mang like a pear blossom in a rainstorm, this time she didn't hold back, Xu Mang was almost beaten up.

but...

Xiaoman's emotions also calmed down. In Xu Mang's arms, she pouted a little displeased, and said miserably, My husband...was I too irritable just now? Ever since I got pregnant, I've become more The more uncontrollable you are, the slightest emotional fluctuation will explode...

well...

It's all like this. Xu Mang said with a wry smile, We will be counted here in the future, but now it's in progress, my wife...how about my proposal just now? You can take it for two days, and give the rest to your parents Take it, your parents or my parents are fine.

no!

My child...Why don't you let me take it? Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: Anyway... Anyway, we will see when the time comes, parents are not allowed to take the child, I guess they also have opinions, and we can talk about it after the child is born Come on, my mother's child... I have the final say on my mother!

...

All right, all right! Xu Mang shrank his head, and said with a wry smile, Between heaven and earth... the wife is the biggest, you really have the final say.

snort!

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly,

Arching into his arms, he said, Big idiot... If you could have a chance to restart your life and keep all your memories, would you still fall in love with me? Would you just ignore me? Become a passerby with me?

hehe...

If you're reborn...I'll find you right away. Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's hair, and said affectionately, I don't want to be like this life, waiting for the time to meet again. I'm impatient... Hit You are my wife, so get together as soon as possible, and you will feel uncomfortable even a second later.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman was elated when he heard that, grabbed Xu Mang's neck, kissed him fiercely, and said, My husband...I love you so much, I love you so much!

hey-hey...

Then what... Do you want to test your IQ? Xu Mang said with a smile: I'm more stupid than before, and my intuition is this... The standard for normal human IQ is about 100. I think you're about sixty.

roll!

Which person with an IQ of sixty have you ever seen earn so much money? Yang Xiaoman stared and said angrily: Talk about IQ with me again, and be careful to blow your head off.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, and said hastily, How about...I'll tell you a joke? One day a walking corpse crisis broke out on the earth, and a walking corpse opened your sky cap, and then went to smell it, Then the walking dead walked away, do you know why?

Why? Xiaoman asked subconsciously.

Hey...you taste it, you taste it slowly! Xu Mang stroked Xiaoman's beautiful hair, and then said: Go and cut your hair... cut that kind of girl's hair, long hair You're used to it, if you change your hair, it's like changing your girlfriend.

next second,

Xu Mang fell into grief and despair.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to the company, and after returning home alone, he went back to his study to see if the third brother next door had studied the shortcomings of the research report he published, but unfortunately... Yin Guo seemed to be very calm , and without any bells and whistles.

but...

This could also explain that Ah San next door had nothing to report, so Xu Mang turned around and logged on to his Weibo, intending to use the power of netizens to get to know Ah San and this magical nation for real.

Heaven pays off,

A student studying at the Indian Institute of Technology told Xu Mang what he saw. At present, the Indian Institute of Technology has gathered a group of quite powerful physicists, including many excellent students, to carry out refutation research.

This campaign was reported by many Indian media scrambling to promote the bravery of Indian scientists, and many Indian netizens are also quite excited. It seems that it is a matter of time before the basically invincible Huaguo.

For this,

Xu Mang just wanted to say one thing, a bunch of idiots!

Clicked to enter the forum sent by the international student, which was about whether Indian scientists could surpass themselves, and there were almost tens of thousands of comments below. Xu Mang casually read a few of them, and was instantly confused.

[Xu Mang plagiarized everything and stole India's technology, he is a gangster]

[Beyond Xu Mang, that's a must, it's just a matter of time]

[Why are you so unconfident? Our scientists are already far ahead of Xu Mang]

[Our scientists are full of talents and are quite innovative. Xu Mang only plagiarizes, and will definitely surpass Xu Mang in the future. The whole world likes our Indian scientists and thinks they are great]

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Fuck!

confusing for,

How on earth is this done?

Although there are also many Indian netizens who are very rational, they are often overwhelmed by the tide. It is sad to say that since they lost in a war, these people have fallen into a sick feeling. Emotions are sick, deformed.

idiot!

Continue to study! Xu Mang closed the website, and took out an XBOX360 from the cabinet next to it. When I bought this game console, it was to play the game Halo 5, but it was a pity that the role of Master Chief Too little, which made Xu Mang completely disheartened.

think about it,

Finally put it back.

At this time,

The phone rang, and I glanced at Professor Smith.

Hello?

What's the matter? Xu Mang opened the webpage while on the phone to see if there was any news recently.

Xu Mang?

How about...can you explain the paper you wrote? said Professor Smith. characters, and cannot explain many of the points in your research report.

oh...

Let's talk about it! Xu Mang suddenly saw something he was very interested in, and hurriedly said, I'm hanging up...Let them figure it out for themselves.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang looked at a well-known scholar on Weibo and posed a difficult problem to the public, how to squeeze out the last drop of shampoo.

[Today’s problem: If you are washing your hair and you can’t squeeze out the shampoo, no matter how hard you shake the bottle, you can only get a little out. If you unscrew the bottle cap wisely, there is still a lot of shampoo stubbornly stuck to the inner wall. If they come out, they can only send water to forcefully take them away. 】

[Then is there any way to pour out the shampoo or sauce cleanly and neatly, instead of being muddy like the one described above? 】

under,

Many people had big brains, but Xu Mang saw a brand new material, which was a business opportunity to monopolize the world.

In fact, the nature of viscous fluid, no matter what it is, basically has two characteristics, either hydrophilic or oil-friendly.

Fluids such as soy sauce and juice are mostly water-based, which means they have a high water content. Faced with such fluids, effective hydrophobic materials have long been developed, and the inspiration is the credit of nature.

such as lotus leaf,

After carefully observing the microscopic structure of the lotus leaf surface, it can be found that there are tiny protrusions densely covered with air, which reduces the direct contact between water droplets and lotus leaves, so that water can be taken away directly and silently.

Most super-hydrophobic materials are designed to imitate the lotus leaf structure, and the most powerful is the super-hydrophobic spray material made of nano-scale silicon dioxide particles.

but...

Xu Mang fell into doubt. The main ingredient of this shampoo is surfactant. Surfactant molecules like water at one end and oil at the other end, so this material should be hydrophobic and oleophobic.

If you can manufacture this kind of super-hydrophobic and super-oleophobic, stable and durable non-stick coating, which can deal with almost all common fluids, then almost all products in the future will use this technology. This kind of consumption is terrible. up.

Hello?

Wife...

You're going to get rich! Xu Mang called Xiaoman with a smile, and said seriously, I thought of a material that might make a big difference!

cut!

I'm too lazy to talk to you, can't you just stay at home? Yang Xiaoman's tone was full of complaints, and she said angrily, I'm a pregnant woman... just forget about it if you don't take care of me, and still do things of...

...

Oops...

It's okay in your company, right? Xu Mang smiled wryly, This is a brand new material. If we research the results, we can monopolize the whole world!

what material?

What is it for? Xiaoman asked.

A stable and durable non-stick coating that is both super-hydrophobic and super-oleophobic. It is a material that can handle almost all common fluids. Xu Mang said seriously: Most liquids may not be in front of it. Get stuck.

Understood? Xu Mang smiled.

At this time,

Xiaoman thought of all kinds of materials that Xu Mang described, and thought of 10,000 possible products, and his mind became hot in an instant.

I, Yang Xiaoman, voted for this project!

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