I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Fuda,

Principal's office,

Xu Mang was sitting opposite the second grandfather. At this time, the two were already equal. Apart from the issue of seniority between relatives, they basically communicated through conversations at the same level. Xu Mang had long been accustomed to this situation. , and the second grandfather felt uncomfortable all over.

Xu Mang...

There may be a lot of people coming back today, you have to measure me. The second grandfather said with a serious face: Try to speak beautifully, after all, the people who came are from the leadership class, and there will be a TV station to record them.

...

I...I really don't know what I should say. Xu Mang said helplessly: I really can't tell...they don't understand at all. Why come here to communicate with me? If it's just a leader, then Let them go back, I don't understand...what do you want me for?

A show?

What kind of show? Xu Mang's expression gradually darkened, and he continued to complain, I hope it's an exchange between academics, not a show... What can I do?

alright!

Don't feel resentful. The second grandfather said with a wry smile: Just treat yourself as a senior, a world-class expert, tell them some of your experience, and at the same time promote your spirit. Just record these pictures and record them. The way... People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves.

Xu Mang fell into silence. Sometimes he really didn't know what to do. Every time he put forward some new ideas, a group of monsters and ghosts would find him. Most of them didn't understand. They came to ask a few questions and then answered them by themselves. Some Problems.

The answer...they don't understand.

Disaster!

It's really difficult!

soon,

The leading expert group mentioned by the second grandfather came to visit Fuda, a top university in the country. In fact, their purpose was to meet Xu Mang. They didn't care about the characteristics of Fuda. Say something, but at least they can't understand what they say.

an hour later,

In the confused stage, the two sides have gone through the so-called communication,

Compared to Xu Mang's unclear, the other party was completely confused. It was just a Connes embedding problem... These people were speechless for a moment, and then it was another quantum game problem.

...

Xu Mang, Xu Mang, you...I don't even know what to say about you. The second grandfather looked at Xu Mang, sighed and said, It seems that you are indeed suitable for academics, with your temper... It is easy to be targeted by others, but fortunately, in the academic field, your personal strength is strong, otherwise you will be besieged.

Oops...

It doesn't matter! Xu Mang said with a smile: It's not that I'm bragging, I used to play tricks and tricks, but now I'm a bit stubborn, to be precise... arrogant, so I'll go home first Second Grandpa, don't call me this kind of thing in the future, maybe I will show my face to others, and it will be bad if I make embarrassment.

good!

You taught me a lesson today too.

...

a certain villa,

Xu Mang was washing the vegetables, and made Japanese chicken hot pot for Xiaoman at night. In fact, Xu Mang was a little curious, did every girl like to eat Japanese dishes? Xiaoman likes Japanese food very much, and the most unacceptable thing is that she likes sashimi very much.

God...

How can this be eaten?

As a native of Ning City, Xu Mang, although there is a delicacy in Ning City called red cream crab, which is marinated with white crabs and eaten raw...but he can only accept this point, such as Rice wine mud snails and these.

This is directly killed and cut off, dipped in soy sauce and mustard one by one, it is not edible at all.

half past four in the afternoon,

Driving to the company to pick Xiaoman home, Yang Xiaoman talked about the interesting things that happened today. Recently, South Asia was invaded by desert locusts, which caused some problems. Onion and rice futures.

Hearing Xiaoman's plan, Xu Mang trembled with fright. This woman...is really not easy to mess with. She kills others every minute. She doesn't have any conscience. pour oil.

snort!

Your expression... Are you secretly slandering me? Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said angrily, What kind of heartless capitalist, people's vampire... I didn't do this for you, I heard that... the Indian Institute of Technology, a small team, is refuting your research.

I'm so angry...Kill them! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, You bastard... I turned to you like this, but you misunderstood me!

over...

I got angry,

Xu Mang carefully looked at Xiaoman, and found that her brain was filled with sadness, and there were tears in her eyes. Xiaoman was not like this before, but since she became pregnant, she was easily infected by emotions.

To be precise...she is a bit unstable, and sometimes it can make this expectant mother break down in a split second.

For this,

Xu Mang didn't have any complaints either. Pregnancy was hard work... raising the crystallization of the two of them, all the pain was borne by her alone, and it was worth being scolded a few times. It's not good to be machismo at this time things!

Ouch!

My little baby...what's the matter? Xu Mang hurriedly comforted him, Why did you cry when you were doing well? Who bullied you? My husband will definitely blow his dog's head off later!

It's you!

Big pig's trotters... Yang Xiaoman's emotions came and went quickly, and disappeared in an instant, but he continued to pretend, and said with a small mouth: You play the role of a child at night. , I preview the feeling of being a mother in advance.

oh...

for a long time,

at home,

The two had dinner happily, and I have to say...Xiaoman felt that she was becoming more and more dependent on Xu Mang. She liked eating his food, his words, his actions, in short...I liked him Everything, of course, if those shortcomings can be discarded.

I am full?

I'm going to wash the dishes when I'm full. Xu Mang said, By the way...you sometimes read the books in my bookcase, don't keep reading chicken soup...some people like to write chicken soup now, the key is There is a problem with the logic of these chicken soup.

Know it!

Watching Xu Mang walk into the kitchen, he casually picked up a popular science book on the coffee table. He felt agitated just reading it. He picked up his phone and started using Douyin. It was almost the same as in the past, and soon laughed silly. up.

husband?

Can you make a perpetual motion machine? Yang Xiaoman asked.

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There is no such thing as a perpetual motion machine. Xu Mang said seriously while washing the dishes, First of all, I would like to say... a perpetual motion machine is not a system that can move forever. It exists, such as superfluid. ..theoretically a superfluid is in motion forever.

That...

Why? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Energy conservation and the second law of thermodynamics. Xu Mang said indifferently: The first type of perpetual motion machines can never bypass the conservation of energy, and the second type of perpetual motion machines cannot escape the second law of thermodynamics, so they don't exist.

but...

I saw a lot of so-called civilian scientists on Douyin, and they have developed perpetual motion machines, which look really powerful. Yang Xiaoman said, Come over and have a look? What if other people are really talented? Time may become the pillar of the country.

Xu Mang: 囧

really,

Xiaoman watched Minke's video, otherwise how could he ask whether the perpetual motion machine exists...

Logically speaking, Xiaoman's IQ is okay, so she shouldn't ask this kind of question, maybe she's pregnant... her mind has become stupid.

I do not want to see.

Xu Mang said expressionlessly, There's nothing to see.

...

Why are you so angry? Yang Xiaoman put down his phone, came behind Xu Mang, hugged his waist gently, pressed his small face against his back, and said softly, Do you often Questioned by them? Let you come out and explain a lot of things they don't know?

Roughly the same.

I also heard from others. Xu Mang shrugged, But I once had a coach with them online, and then I became autistic...

At this time,

Xiaoman said with a smirk: Then...don't you always call yourself a perpetual motion machine?

...

well,

Since getting married,

Xiaoman became more and more open-minded!

...

night,

Just after taking a shower, Xu Mang came to the bedroom wrapped in a bath towel. Seeing Xiaoman sitting on the bedside, really carefully reading the book One Hundred Preparations Before Becoming a Mother, he couldn't help but fell into doubt. Can a book be published?

Come here!

I want to experience what it's like to be a mother. Yang Xiaoman waved at Xu Mang, Be a baby.

...

What an annoyance!

I'm coming...

next second,

Xu Mang was lying on Xiaoman's lap with a bath towel wrapped around his head, and asked bitterly, Are you an idiot? I'm a great scientist with international reputation. If others know what I am like now, they will think that I am so stupid. His great image is ruined!

cut!

You are their great scientist, and you are still my husband! Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly, Don't talk! The baby can't talk now!

...

Xu Mang stopped talking and was silently in a daze.

only,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang carefully, and gradually frowned, complaining, Why do you look so ugly?

???

Hey hey! Xu Mang retorted, I'm not as insulting as you!

well!

Forget that I was wrong, my baby is the best! Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's head and shook it gently... Then he said, Cry! Let me cry for you, at this stage You have to cry to be real, don't cry...I'll kill you!

Xu Mang went crazy,

This is the stepmother, right?

Wow wow wow!

Xu Mang pretended casually a few times, then quietly looked at the lamp on the ceiling, a small black shadow appeared in the lampshade, he knew...it was his bank card.

OK OK!

Don't cry, don't cry... If you cry any more, Mom will beat you up! Yang Xiaoman said softly.

At this time,

Xu Mang asked with a dark face: Xiaoman...you are not even as good as your stepmother!

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