I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Is this guy here to be funny?

I feel like... look at the mental state, you can tell that he is not a serious person.

Eliminate directly?

Let's take a look... What if it goes to heaven?

The four judges decided to give Xu Mang a little time. After all, a contestant who can remember a hundred digits should have a little strength, or have a thick skin and be a funny contestant.

Funny contestants are not uncommon in auditions. Before that, there was one who came with a dog and said that his dog was very smart and could do simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and was the strongest dog brain.

result...

First pulled a pile of shit, and then ate the shit... It's really a dog who can't change eating shit.

At this time,

Xu Mang started, and started his own performance.

5843671645982...

The speaking speed was very slow, and there was no such thing as fishing in troubled waters. Every time Xu Mang said a number, the four judges and teachers would compare it. A set of hundreds of numbers took a total of 100 seconds.

Finish,

The four judges were stunned.

Complete...

All right!

Did you agree to give it to the players for free?

Student Xu Mang!

Congratulations, you have directly advanced! The uncle said with a full face: This should not be your real strength, right? Can you tell us, where is your limit memory?

Do you know π and the root of 2? Xu Mang asked, It's pi and the root of 2?

How can you recite pi? the uncle asked curiously.

hehe!

Believe it or not that I can recite pi and the square root of 2? Xu Mang said with a smile, I'm just asking if you're afraid?

The four judges were shocked, probably because they were intimidated by Xu Mang's aura. For a while, they didn't think that the so-called pi and root number 2 were irrational numbers, that is, infinite non-repeating decimals.

hehe...

It really is a group of bricks!

This so-called Strongest Mind is a bit unreliable.

Seeing the expressions of the four Bricks, Xu Mang understood that the water here was very deep, not to mention the top three in the country, it is estimated that even the top ten would not be able to get in.

Student Xu Mang, you can go back. The program will call you in one to two days. Then just go directly to the Strongest Brain column team. The uncle said with a smile.

oh.

Xu Mang left the scene, looked at the players in the waiting area, and couldn't help but sigh.

It is said that one general will be successful and all bones will die, but it is unclear how many people died. If they died in battle, they would be considered worthy of death. In the end, they died so humble...so humble to the dust.

...

Hangzhou Railway Station,

One hour before the departure, Xu Mang was sitting in the waiting area, playing the game of Glory of Kings. Naturally, his record was terrible, with zero kills and zero assists, 20 deaths, and all his teammates began to melt.

Teammate A: wdnmd

Teammate B: wdnmd

Teammate C: wdnmd

Teammate D: wdnmd

surrender,

The crystal exploded.

Xu Mang sighed and quit the game, but his account was blocked for seven days.

Xu Mang: wdnmd

Hello?

What are you doing? Xu Mang received a call from Yang Xiaoman.

Are you promoted? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Um!

You have advanced? Yang Xiaoman was a little surprised, but quickly returned to normal, and said, By the way, you went to the provincial capital, did you buy me any presents for my old lady?

Gift? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized, and said with a smile, Of course I bought it!

whee!

Then I'll wait for your gift on Monday.

Snapped,

hang up.

Xu Mang was a little confused, the gift... the gift... he actually forgot about it.

at this time,

Xu Mang stood up and looked around, and saw a shop, which was very distinctive because it said 'souvenir products' on it.

boss?

Is there any better souvenir? Xu Mang asked.

Sauce duck, drunk chicken, vinegar fish, tea...these are our specialties here. The boss pointed to the exquisitely packaged drunk chicken: this drunk chicken is the hottest selling here!

Xu Mang looked at the chicken and asked curiously, Is it drunk driving after eating this chicken?

...

Little brother, you are so humorous. The boss smiled awkwardly: It shouldn't be counted.

oh...

Then I don't want it. Xu Mang shook his head, The main reason is that the chicken is too beautiful.

words fall,

Xu Mang casually pointed to a few things.

This, this, and this.

Wrap it up for me.

okay!

...

on Monday,

Xu Mang came to the school with two black bags in his hands. As soon as he walked to the door of the classroom, he saw Yang Xiaoman sitting in his seat, laughing with his mobile phone like an idiot.

Xu Mang sighed. When there were many people, this woman was reserved, indifferent, and noble, but she was a violent maniac in private. Recently, she became obsessed with vibrato, and her mind began to go out of order.

What are you looking at? Xu Mang moved over curiously.

A pig is swimming...

Nima!

It turns out that all you need to do to make Xueba happy is to throw a pig into the water.

Look at this pig, it's so interesting! Yang Xiaoman covered her mouth and said with a smile, I'm dying of laughter.

Xu Mang didn't speak, and looked at Yang Xiaoman quietly. It seemed that she was in a beautiful mood at this time, so should this gift be given or not? Will I be beaten after delivery?

well!

Where's my gift? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Give!

Xu Mang put one of the bags on the table, and said seriously, I've been picking for a long time, and it definitely meets your current needs.

With a hint of anticipation, Yang Xiaoman opened the black bag, and as a result...the contents inside made her feel that her IQ was insulted, not...it was ruthlessly trampled on!

Why are they all vegetables?! Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang angrily, gritted his teeth and said, You'd better give me an explanation, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!

well!

Do you know why your chest is so flat? Xu Mang said nonsense seriously: It's just that you eat too little!

look...

Nanguo fermented bean curd meat, charcoal-fired roasted pigeon, roasted suckling pig... Xu Mang smiled and said, Do you understand my good intentions?

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

 …

The pain was only temporary, but the beautiful mood was permanent. Although Xu Mang had just been beaten up, he still faced life with a smile, just like the tree man once said, a true warrior dares to face the bleak life.

Xu Mang was a warrior.

Hello?

Xu Mang received a mysterious call from a man using a mobile phone.

Are you Xu Mang?

I'm from the column team of The Strongest Mind. You have entered the top 500 in the country. Please go to the capital to participate in the second round of selection in seven days. The address will be sent to you by text message later.

words fall,

Just hang up.

Xu Mang ran back to the classroom, found Yang Xiaoman, somehow borrowed her cell phone, and sent a text message to the person who called him just now. Xu Mang wanted to confirm one thing.

Hello, I'm the son of Thanos. I still have 30 billion dollars frozen on Earth, but I'm on Titan, and I can't go back. Now you only need to transfer 100,000 yuan to unfreeze the funds. When you share 10 billion US dollars, the account number is XXXXXXXXXX (refused to reply 54250)”

less than ten seconds,

The other party replied.

54250

Xu Mang:: (°ー°〃)

Depend on!

This column group is all mentally handicapped!

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