I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Ever since Yang Xiaoman's arrogance was exposed, the mob's team has become much more harmonious. Of course, it looks calm on the surface, but there are still many hidden dangers inside.

For example, Zhou Kai and Xu Mang were angry with each other, Wu Feifei stared at her, and Zhao Linlin pestered Xu Mang to tell stories all day long.

in,

Yang Xiaoman listed Zhao Linlin as a first-class threat, and even suspected that Zhao Linlin fell in love with Xu Mang. In the end... After several confirmations, Zhao Linlin really just wanted to hear the story.

Yang Xiaoman was very helpless about this. Xu Mang is a very good storyteller, and he can tell the dead into life. Take the matter of blowing up the septic tank of the school. Mission: Impossible, a battle of wits and courage among high-level officials.

certainly,

Yang Xiaoman can't convince Yang Xiaoman just by feeling, the reason why he thinks the two are impossible is because Yang Xiaoman thinks he is prettier and cuter than her.

Men are amazing creatures. No matter what stage they are in, there is one characteristic, that is, they like beautiful people... When they are ten years old, they like beautiful people. When they are twenty years old, they like beautiful people. When they are thirty, they like beautiful people. I also like to be beautiful when I am young.

On beauty?

hehe,

My old lady is the most beautiful in the world!

this day,

Xu Mang found Principal Mu.

Bang bang bang!

Enter!

Xu Mang smiled and said to Mu Chaomei, Principal... hehe, what, guess what I'm here for?

Mu Chaomei glanced at Xu Mang, and said silently, Get lost!

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Xu Mang was stunned for a moment. Did everyone evolve? Or is it that Xu Mang's ability to fool me is not good enough? Lately it's been hard to fool others...

Then what.

Principal, I want to ask for leave on Saturday and Sunday. Xu Mang said, Can you approve it?

Ask for leave?

What are you going to ask for leave? Mu Chaomei looked at Xu Mang, You don't know how heavy the burden is on you? Provincial Mathematical Olympiad Competition, Provincial Composition Competition for High School Students, do you think there is any reason to ask for leave?

Then what...

I signed up for the audition of The Strongest Mind, and it will start this weekend. Xu Mang said, Principal, think about it, if I make it to the finals, when I am on stage, the host will interview me and I will say that I am from Ningbo. A third-year student in City No. 1 Middle School.

The school doesn't have enough cards? Xu Mang said.

foot!

Very good!

As soon as Mu Chaomei thought of this scene, his whole body instantly drifted away. In his position, the cards are more important than life, and the cards are the stepping stones for promotion!

Go!

Bring back a national champion! Mu Chaomei waved her hand and said with a smile: If you can't win the national champion, don't go back to No. 1!

Nima,

Is this considered dismissal in disguise?

...

On the high-speed train to the provincial capital, Xu Mang sat in the business seat. This was his first time taking the high-speed train. He had heard that the high-speed train was fast and stable, and now he finally realized it.

I searched for posts about high-speed rail on the pig raising website, and saw a lot of trolls in the comment area. Compared with the idiots in the fan circle, these people who criticized the country were easier for Xu Mang to accept.

actually,

In the final analysis, the requirements of the Chinese people are too high.

In their cognitive view, the comprehensive national strength should surpass that of the United States, the quality of products should surpass that of Japan and Germany, and the standard of living should surpass that of Switzerland.

no way...

This is the pride of the Chinese people, who are unwilling to accept that others are superior to themselves.

The same is true for Xu Mang, but he looks at the problem more rationally.

After all, food has to be eaten one bite at a time, and the road has to be taken step by step. If you take big steps, you will easily fall into trouble.

Get off at Hangzhou Station,

Xu Mang took a taxi, which cost fifty yuan without the meter.

arrived at the destination,

Xu Mang started to line up to get his number, and then went to the waiting area to call his name.

many people,

There are all kinds, and even Labrador dogs come to participate.

For this kind of competition with a dog on a leash, Xu Mang felt a little insulting. If he advanced and the dog didn't, did he mean that he was better than the dog? What if I didn't advance, but the dog did? Does that mean I'm worse than the dog?

At this time,

Yang Xiaoman sent a WeChat message.

Bits of Life: Arrived?

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: I have received the number plate, and there are still three people in front, so it is my turn.

Bits of life: come on!

Contestant No. 250 is ready to play!

arrive!

Xu Mang tidied up his attire, and stood at the entrance of the hall with a confident smile. There were four selection teachers in total, two men and two women, and they were not very old, probably between thirty and thirty-five.

This contestant, please introduce yourself. A female judge wearing glasses asked.

Hello judges and teachers...

I'm Xu Mang, a senior high school student from Ningshi No. 1 Middle School. I like singing, dancing, rap, basketball and studying. Xu Mang said solemnly, The specialty is committing crimes against the wind and memory.

Um.

Now start your performance. The female commentator wearing glasses was expressionless.

ten seconds passed,

The four judges looked at Xu Mang standing on the stage in a daze. One of the uncles couldn't stand it anymore and reminded, This contestant, please don't waste our time!

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang said shyly, I came too hastily, I didn't prepare anything, why don't you... judges and teachers, write a set of one-hundred-digit numbers, and then read it to me. I'll recite it to you on the spot, if I make a mistake, how about counting me out?

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The four judges were surprised. This difficulty factor is a bit high, and it is very, very in line with the purpose of the Strongest Mind column, which is completely dependent on the memory of the brain.

Student Xu Mang, are you sure you want to do this? The female judge wearing glasses kindly reminded, Don't miss the opportunity to advance through arrogance.

If I can't even memorize a hundred numbers, I'm not worthy of participating in The Strongest Mind Xu Mang said confidently.

genius?

Or a braggart?

The four judges had a discussion, each wrote a set of 25-digit numbers, and then pieced them together.

Student Xu Mang!

Are you ready? One of the uncles said seriously, Please let me know if you are ready.

Xu Mang nodded.

System, turn on memory mode!

【Memory Mode On】

Okay! Xu Mang said.

Then I'll start reporting... The uncle coughed lightly: 5843671645982...

One hundred digits, read three numbers per second, thirty-three point three three three seconds, the uncle finished reading.

suddenly,

The four judges and teachers looked at Xu Mang together, expecting a miracle to happen next.

pity...

What was waiting was Xu Mang's merciless hack and a dazed expression on his face.

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After laying the groundwork for so long, it turned out that it was for nothing in the end!

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