I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

the next day,

Xu Mang came to his office, but as soon as he sat down, Professor Smith called, hoping to hold a video conference now.

After hanging up the phone,

Xu Mang had a busy meal, and a few minutes later on the screen, he saw Professor Smith and a little old man in his fifties or sixties. This little old man was very energetic and looked very smart. After all, he was so smart that he was already bald. This way.

Xu Mang... Let me introduce you. This is Professor Hank, the editor-in-chief of ACSNANO. Smith said, Hank...I don't think this one needs to be introduced? You've always wanted to meet By the way...Xu Mang is already a member of the Huaguo Academy of Sciences.

hehe!

No need, no need. Professor Hanke said with a smile: Academician Xu Mang, this is our first meeting. I believe that the cooperation between us will be very pleasant.

have to say,

This Professor Hank has a great impression on Xu Mang, there is no way...Xu Mang is such a person, he likes to eat soft things rather than hard things, of course, when facing Xiaoman, he can also eat hard things, after all, violent airports Iron Fist is not for nothing.

After a simple reservation,

The three of them got to the point. In fact, all the problems came from the paper. They needed a funny but meaningful paper, regardless of whether it could be published in a journal. Hanke is the editor-in-chief of ACSNANO, so he had the final say .

Hanke said seriously: At present, there are many articles about graphene doping as an electrocatalyst. Different graphene synthesis methods combine various elements such as single doping, mixed doping, and even synchrotron radiation. Improve the electrochemical performance, improve the meaning, raise the rank, this is an article, a proper routine template.

I just want to ask... where is the innovation and value of this kind of article? Is it for the purpose of publishing the article? Professor Hanke said seriously, I really can't stand it anymore. , these bastards are simply insulting me.

words fall,

Professor Hanke continued: Academician Xu Mang...now you need to write a decent paper to satirize these people and make them realize that they are just trash, and their papers are garbage among garbage.

By the way, I would like to remind others, don't follow the trend, do tinkering experiments, and post side-by-side articles, it's a waste of time,

Waste of life...does nothing for the advancement of science. Professor Hanke said.

...

I happen to have an idea. Xu Mang said with a smile: I thought of this yesterday, but please allow me to make a fool of myself now, give me two days, and then I will send the paper to your mailbox It will definitely surprise you.”

The relationship between Professor Smith and Xu Mang was very deep, and he knew that he was a man of time and efficiency, he would finish what he said, and he was very patient, as can be seen from his perseverance in defrauding us dollars.

you...

Have you already thought of it? Professor Hanke was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, and hurriedly said, Academician Xu Mang has worked hard for you.

It's not hard, it's not hard. Xu Mang smiled and said, It's not just that you have this trouble, I also have this trouble. The material paper is like a big pot, you can put everything in it, and the key form is surprisingly consistent. I read it Foreign papers and our domestic papers are all based on the same template.”

Fine!

Then let me educate them about what true application is. Xu Mang smiled and said, This paper of mine is interesting.

???

???

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Professor Smith and Professor Hanke looked confused but full of curiosity. What kind of paper is interesting?

after,

The three of them chatted for a day about cutting-edge research in the field of materials. Xu Mang and Professor Hanke have always believed that the future will be dominated by quantum materials. How to cross the semiconductor era depends entirely on the research progress of quantum materials. In this regard... Hanke Professor Ke was full of expectations for Xu Mang.

Quantum materials is a broad term in condensed matter physics that includes materials with strong electron correlations and either some type of electronic order, or materials with electronic properties resulting from unusual quantum effects.

Such as topological insulators, graphene-like Dirac electronic systems, and systems whose collective properties are controlled by true quantum behavior, such as ultracold atoms, cold excitons, polaritons, etc.

Coincidentally,

These are basically Xu Mang's strengths. Topological insulators alone... Xu Mang has provided many key theories, which have become an important basis for future development. The citation rate of his papers exceeds that of anyone else.

hang up video,

Xu Mang stretched his waist, looking at the paper of a certain university on the screen, his stomach was full of anger for a while. This paper was written by an associate professor, but the content made Xu Mang very dissatisfied, and there was no substantive research result. , is to simply add a little element and apply the template.

result...

Wow!

The catalytic performance is very good! ! !

These days... It seems that you can't write a paper without doping graphene. I don't deny that graphene brings huge effects. After all, it is widely used in various fields, such as sensors, transistors, aerospace, and new energy materials. , electrocatalysts, etc.

However, a lot of research is bullshit, simply publishing articles for the sake of publishing articles.

What annoyed Xu Mang the most was that there was a Graphene Association in China, which was a semi-civilian organization. Its structure was in line with modern industrial concepts, combining enterprises with scientific research, but the list of members made Xu Mang very strange. Heaps... except no authority figures.

At this time,

Brother Chuan Xiao came to the office, and he came to hand in the materials.

Exactly.

What the hell is this Graphene Association? Xu Mang asked curiously: I found out that there are really many associations these days, the Wanwu Jieke Association, is there any Yoneda Association? Or just wait to die? association?

...

Don't underestimate this Graphene Association, which already belongs to a semi-civilian organization. Brother Chuan Xiao said, Yao Shui is a member of this association.

ah?

Is he a member of it? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly said, You call him to my office, I want to know what this broken association is for, it's really strange... what? Metropolitan association, asshole!

moment,

Yao Shui came to the office.

Yao Shui.

I heard that you are a member of the Graphene Association? Xu Mang asked.

Yes!

However, I was deceived... After paying the membership fee, I found that every day is just visiting or listening to lectures, and the content is all old stuff. Yao Shui said: It is not so much the development of graphene materials as it is Rats cheating money will.

Xu Mang was silent for a while, and said seriously, Are you teaching the members how to use templates to continuously extract research funds?

Yao Shui raised his head in surprise, looked at Xu Mang with horror on his face, nodded and said, Yes... a lot of their research is all kinds of doping, either doping this or that... And they are all teamed up with each other, and many of them are some outstanding people in this field.

Xu Mang was silent for a moment, feeling that things were far worse than he thought. This broken association was like a cancer, poisoning many, many people.

Too,

There is never a shortage of mice in this world.

Academician Xu... what are you planning to do? Yao Shui asked cautiously.

nothing...

I just want to fight against them. Xu Mang said calmly, This broken association...is the membership fee very expensive?

Um!

I paid 50,000 yuan in a daze. Yao Shui smiled wryly, Now that I think about it, I'm very angry. By the way...Academician Xu, this broken association is not easy. It's very united inside. You have to be careful when dealing with them. It is possible to write all kinds of messy articles to hate you.

Hit me?

Who is afraid of who just faced the front!

It was this group of mobs who did it.

snort!

It's just a group of jumping clowns. Xu has been around for many years and has established countless enemies. It doesn't matter if there are more people like this. Xu Mang said indifferently: I just can't sit still, I have a strong sense of justice, and I can't tolerate it in my eyes. sand!

don't even mention,

Yao Shui felt that Xu Mang's position had become more stable after going through the turmoil. It was just a graphene mouse society, and it had no effect on Academician Xu at all. great huh?

It has a great influence on the image.

Academician Xu...

If you face them personally, I'm afraid it will affect your image. Yao Shui reminded.

them?

Actually, I'm against the whole world. Forget it...some things can't be said. Xu Mang said calmly, Go back...

After Yao Shui left,

Xu Mang raised his head, glanced at Brother Chuan Xiao, and said helplessly, It seems... I will be discredited next?

Smear you?

How to discredit it?

You don't seem to have anything to discredit. Brother Chuan Xiao said.

have!

I have more than 30 top-level supercars, and recently my wife bought another villa, which cost 500 million... Xu Mang said with a wry smile, I'm afraid that others will catch this content, so I tried my best to hack it. ...You have to know that scientific research workers cannot be rich, and they can't even use smartphones. If you dare to use a smartphone, you will be scolded!

Brother Chuan Xiao understood what Xu Mang was talking about, but such people were rare after all.

What does your wife's money have to do with you? Brother Chuan Xiao said, Don't worry...no one cares.

hope so...

Xu Mang thought about it, but there is actually no problem. Under Xiaoman's company, there are three charitable organizations. They use their own money for charity and do not accept any form of donation. They spent a lot of money on it. , The social image is very good.

By the way...

Did Xiaoman check the accounts?

...

The twelfth floor of a building,

The headquarters of Xu Yang Charity is here.

There are a total of twelve staff members in the four offices. The main job of these twelve people is to maintain the operation of Xu Yang's charity organization. The salary is not very high, but they are very leisurely and have nothing to do at all.

In fact, to be precise, working here is actually a fat job.

How fat?

The Eight Immortals cross the sea and each show their magical powers!

pity...

The good times are coming to an end, and the witch is on her way.

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