I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Professor Gu, Lao Fang, Xiao Lin, the three of them looked at this research report together. At this moment, all the previous suspicions disappeared, leaving only awe, and it was impossible to imagine what they saw before them. But reality is reality.

Old Fang?

You...do you understand the calculation formula above? Professor Gu asked curiously: You are the only one among the three of us with a doctorate in mathematics. I think you should be very clear about the calculation process above Right? Why don’t you tell us how this was calculated.”

Lao Fang stared at the content on the screen, kept sliding the scroll button of the mouse, a helpless expression gradually appeared on his face, and said: I don't understand... This involves many formulas that I have never touched before. Look at this passage...it's simply incomprehensible.

What?

You can't understand? Professor Gu opened his eyes wide, looked at him in horror, and said seriously: Then...then who else can see these contents? Do you have to go to the Institute of Mathematics and Systems Science of those people?

No!

It's useless to ask anyone, I bet! Lao Fang said seriously: Even people from the Institute of Mathematics and Systems Science can't understand Academician Xu's calculation, this... this seems to be a deduction process , full of logic of thought.”

words fall,

Lao Fang said that his eyes continued to cast his eyes on the mysterious calculation process on the screen. I have to say that Academician Xu's mathematical talent...is as advanced as his physics. However, it seems that many people only think that he is good at physics, but he is A theoretical physicist, mathematics is his foundation.

I said you two... can you stop being entangled? Xiaolin said helplessly: Hurry up and experiment is the real thing. We are here to study Academician Xu's calculation process. It will take us until the year of the monkey? The distance between us and him is not Sporadic.

...

...

Professor Gu and Lao Fang glanced at each other, and couldn't help showing a wry smile. At this time, Professor Gu said, I'll organize it right away... finally... finally this project is over, but thinking about it is also a twists and turns. If it wasn't for Professor Xu Mang If so, I guess I’m still thinking about the theoretical model.”

Regarding Xu Mang's theoretical model, he could only give up silently. He really couldn't understand how he did it. He could only verify the final result through experiments. Of course...Professor Gu has 100% confidence, It is believed that the results are consistent with the theoretical predictions.

for nothing else,

Just because it was done by Academician Xu is a good guarantee, nothing more!

at the same time,

Xu Mang just woke up, the bed made of chairs is very hard, and last night he was crazy with Xiaoman until three or four in the middle of the night, now he is sore all over, I don't know if it is because of Xiaoman, since he was with her After being together, physical fitness declined at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When I was in high school, I was at the level of the devil king. Although I was not good at fighting, but I had a unique skill - the snakeskin bag from the sky. Put it on... and then pinch a steel pipe in my hand, it is the dragon's hand Look, it's a tiger lying down, it's so domineering!

result...

I met Yang Xiaoman, got together by accident, and even got a marriage certificate, which resulted in... my health is getting worse and worse. If this continues, I will be bedridden one day. Wait... Isn't social security paid for nothing?

well...

What's going on here? Xu Mang frowned. Logically speaking, this kind of situation couldn't happen. Although Xiaoman has amazing physical strength in this respect, he is not a vegetarian either.

Coupled with the usual emphasis on food supplements, how could this be the case?

Could it be... Xiaoman is not human? She was transformed from an alien, and she came to the earth to obtain the genes of the people on earth. In the end, she happened to meet the beauty of the prosperous age, so she cleverly transformed into Yang Xiaoman, and wanted a child with the genes of the beauty of the prosperous age.

So to say...

By myself and an alien?

Xu Mang shook his head hastily, and his thoughts slipped again. Xiaoman is an alien... It is indeed very absurd, but it is also well-founded. First of all, there is no such a flat woman in this world. With my own efforts, I have a little scale, but...is this enough?

Secondly,

This woman is very smart, unimaginably smart, although she is suppressed by herself now, but she has a secret weapon, but Xiaoman is just a mortal, how can she be so heaven-defying? It's not scientific at all.

well...

Maybe it's because of me. I haven't exercised for almost four years, and I'm almost becoming the king of strong mouth. I keep clamoring to strengthen my exercise. As a result... as soon as my buttocks sit on the sofa, an irresistible emotion floods my whole body, that sad...

Hello?

Mom... let me ask you. Xu Mang called his mother-in-law and said cautiously, Are some of the supplements you bought for me authentic? My health is getting worse and worse. Sore.

...

Little Xu.

Mom is someone who has experienced it... Sometimes you young people have to know how to restrain. Yang's mother said helplessly: Did you go crazy with Xiaoman last night? I know you are young now, just when you need it, but you have to Think about the future.

Xu Mang: 囧

God!

I knew I shouldn't have made this call.

Ahem!

Mom...yes... Xiaoman forced me to do it. Xu Mang put the blame on Xiaoman, with a serious tone in his tone: Don't you know me? I'm usually so busy... .I can’t wait to spend my time eating and sleeping at work.”

Um.

For you...I'm very relieved. Yang's mother said seriously: How about it... You and Xiaoman will live at home temporarily, and I will give you food supplements every day. I guess Xiaoman is a girl. I don’t usually give you food supplements, but if you think about it, how can this be possible?!”

ah?

I...this...then what... Xu Mang never expected that the development of the matter to this point was completely beyond his expectations, and he hurriedly said: Mom... let's forget it, Actually, it's not a big problem, I...I can still bear it.

Nonsense!

This is not a joke. Yang's mother said seriously: This is related to health, how could it be a child's play?

alright!

That's it!

Snapped,

Call dropped.

Xu Mang held the phone in horror, his face was full of fear for the future. In fact, food supplements are fine... Next week Xiaoman promised himself that he would become a queen... If he moved to the old man's house, it would be a long time beforehand. The planned program is gone!

but,

It's not difficult, just go home that day, if it's really not possible... Going back after the show is just a good time to replenish your body. At that time, your body must be weaker than it is now.

go home...

It's boring to stay anyway. Xu Mang tidied up the office. Smith would not call at this time. After all, it was already midnight in terms of jet lag, and Professor Smith had already fallen asleep.

the most important reason,

too tired!

...

in a villa,

Xu Mang was cooking. On this day, Xiaoman returned to the company and began to work normally. After a long absence, she had to work overtime, and she might not come back until 8:30 in the evening. As a doting wife and madman, Xu Mang naturally wouldn't sit still , this time is really the time to play.

Tomato scrambled eggs, onion fried beef, fish-flavored shredded pork, and a pot of kelp pork rib soup are basically super luxurious configurations.

I drove to Xiaoman's company by car. At this moment, there was no one in the company. The emptiness made Xu Mang feel flustered. He quickened his pace and came to the office. When he opened the door, he saw Yang Xiaoman working. The body with a serious face is a bit charming.

Eat first, then work! Xu Mang said seriously.

Looking up at her husband, Yang Xiaoman tidied up the table obediently, and said with a smile: Husband...you are so domineering all of a sudden!

Don't make trouble!

Xu Mang rolled his eyes at his daughter-in-law, took out one box after another from his bag, and filled two bowls of rice.

husband?

Well?

Do you have anything you are most worried about? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously while picking up his rice: I am worried that I will go bankrupt, what are you worried about?

I?

I'm worried... that I will die suddenly. Xu Mang silently ate a piece of tomato that Xiaoman didn't like, and said calmly, But... I can't die, and finally got a local Nobel Prize. It is a pity that the theoretical physicist of the physicist has not used his strengths and died like this.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said seriously: Since this is the case...my old lady, I formally order you to strengthen your self-exercise, you big pig's hooves...you have been clamoring for exercise, but when will you go? Have you ever done something? The first thing you do when you get home is lie on the sofa.

snort!

In a few days, my old lady, I'll tear down the sofa and let you continue to lie down! Yang Xiaoman said seriously: Run three kilometers every night, and then go home and do a hundred push-ups and a hundred sit-ups. Don't even try to go to bed.

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Fuck!

This is simply killing me!

back home,

Xu Mang was put off until tomorrow to exercise, and then he stayed alone in the study and began to study the graphene paper. How elegant and relaxed, he conducted a disastrous attack on the experts who were engaged in graphene water injection papers all over the world. ridicule.

Mix what?

It is impossible to mix elements, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing.

husband!

Get out of here, old lady! Yang Xiaoman's roar reached Xu Mang's ears.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

what's the situation?

Why are you so angry all of a sudden?

are you crazy?

Xu Mang ran downstairs in a hurry and saw Yang Xiaoman standing at the top of the stairs with his arms crossed, looking furious.

What's wrong?

You... Your front has shrunk again? Xu Mang asked cautiously.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

asshole!

It's just that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.

roll!

Let me ask you... what did you tell mom? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, I was scolded by her just now, she said I was bird droppings... I accidentally defiled you, hey Yo...no, I'm so mad at you!

oh!

It turned out to be the mother-in-law's phone call.

Xu Mang suddenly felt relieved. As long as he knew the cause of the matter, he could solve the problem very well.

etc!

guano?

at this very moment,

Xu Mang thought of an idea to tease the whole world.

Why not...

Add some bird droppings to graphene!

Ha ha!

My Great Demon King Xu is coming!

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