I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

husband...

I'm sorry...my...relatives are here.

Yang Xiaoman's handsome face was covered with red clouds, looking at the anxious Xu Mang, he said softly: Honey... you... just bear with it tonight, there is no way, who Let the time be just right, it can only be said that this is life.

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Fuck!

You...You bitch, you are too cruel, right?

This is the critical moment, to even say that you have relatives, this is simply torture!

you...

You bitch... are you going to kill me? Xu Mang was so angry that he vomited blood, holding the tortured little fairy in his arms, he didn't know what to do for a while, and hurriedly said, Why did you just start off? Didn't you say it earlier? Did you deliberately tease me? You... you witch!

Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said with displeasure: I just realized it... What's wrong? Are you angry? I can hear the anger from your words, you have the heart to treat yourself like this Is the cute and playful wife angry? You bastard...

I...

You little witch!

At this time, Xu Mang didn't know that this was Xiaoman's intentional trick, just to torture himself, this damn...Xu Mang, Xu Mang...how could you be taken down so easily by this little goblin? Where is the arrogance of straight men? Shouldn't he pick up machismo and beat up this little goblin?

However,

Looking at Xiaoman who was blushing in his arms, Xu Mang really couldn't bear to beat her up, let alone whether he could beat her, she was his wife after all.

Wife?

Are you holding back your anger? Xu Mang patted Xiaoman's head, and asked cautiously, Did I do something wrong? If I did something wrong, just beat me up, don't use it. Mental magic attack, now... your little Mangmang is a little bit angry.

snort!

Are you too embarrassed to say it? Yang Xiaoman no longer had any anger, stretched out his hand and pinched Xu Mang's face, and said pretending to be angry: I ask you... What is The Strange Life of Yang Xiaoman? What's going on? Are you getting fatter and bolder, big pig's hoof?

ah?

How do you know? Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman in surprise,

He chirped and said: Then what...show Xu Yang and Xu Man what kind of person their mother was before, don't worry... it's not for sale, it belongs to our own special publication, You taste, you taste carefully.

In another three hundred years, our book will be a historical work! Xu Mang said seriously: Three hundred years later, people will think about one question... Who is this Yang Xiaoman? Experts in anthropology, desperately looking for the answer, only to find out... oh my god, Yang Xiaoman is so powerful?!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

the bastard...

You actually made fun of me, my old lady, and wanted to spare you, ha ha...I can't hold you to death!

Get out!

I'll sleep on the sofa for my old lady! Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he gritted his teeth, and the anger that had dissipated rushed up again, beat and kicked Xu Mang, and directly drove Xu Dazhu's hoof off the bed.

Although this is not the first time I have slept on the sofa, it has been about a year since the last time. The sudden small conflict between the husband and wife did not cause a fatal misunderstanding between each other, but brought them closer. In fact, we still have to quarrel occasionally. Mediation Take a look at the atmosphere between husband and wife.

Holding his own pillow and a blanket, Xu Mang lingered towards the living room. Just as he reached the door of the bedroom, he suddenly stopped, looked back at the irritating little goblin, and asked, Old man... went?

Disappeared before my eyes! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, My mother, I am very angry now, so I quickly disappeared before my eyes.

εε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;~◇~)┘ slipped away~

a trot,

Xu Mang ran directly back to the living room, lay down on the sofa and took a comfortable pose, then took out his mobile phone and logged in to a website. It was the famous ACS NANO journal, one of the most authoritative academic journals on materials in the world. Mang doesn't like ACS NANO, but he has to admit that it is a good journal.

Well?

What's happening here?

Xu Mang flipped through the above public content, and suddenly found that there was an article about graphene, and the author came from a professor of materials science and engineering at Stanford University.

After reading this research report carefully, Xu Mang fell into doubts. From his own understanding, this research report on graphene, in fact, did not have any breakthrough research results at all, but it was included. To ACS NANO.

what's the situation?

this...

This is crazy, right?

Xu Mang searched for other research reports on graphene, and found a very helpless problem. The material is the easiest to write papers on, and what is in water is graphene. Since graphene was researched by himself to have superconducting properties, it seems The whole world is crazy.

Hello?

Professor Smith? Xu Mang called Professor Smith from Princeton University, and asked with a smile, I'm Xu Mang...

Xu Mang.

I heard that you became an academician there? Professor Smith said with a smile, It will be even more difficult to see you in the future.

fine.

You can invite me. If it is not a formal invitation, I won't come out. Xu Mang said, Professor Smith...do you know the editor-in-chief of ACS NANO? I want to discuss something with him.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Professor Smith was taken aback for a moment, and asked curiously, I know...and the relationship is very good, but what are you doing for it?

About the water injection issue of ACS NANO. Xu Mang said seriously: I just read a research report, which is a certain research result of graphene. I analyzed it for a long time, and this research report is actually not No real breakthroughs have been made.

...

indeed.

Not long ago, I was with the editor-in-chief of ACS NANO to discuss the phenomenon of water injection in material research reports, and finally came to the conclusion that...it is difficult to stop. Professor Smith said: I know that Huaguo is strictly controlling water injection recently. Phenomena, but in our case ... there are some historical issues that cannot be resolved for a while.

correct.

The editor-in-chief of ACS NANO wants to satirize this graphene phenomenon, but needs an authority in this area. Professor Smith asked: Want to participate?

hey-hey...

It just happened that our ideas collided with each other. Xu Mang said with a smile: I plan to submit a serious fake paper to educate others, and now I just mix some messy things in graphene. To be able to publish a paper is simply...too much, I really can't stand it.

Professor Smith smiled bitterly, and said silently: Let's find an opportunity to discuss together, using a video conference.

good!

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang flipped through the papers on graphene. Logically speaking, the research on graphene is over, but now there are all kinds of doped graphene, and everyone seems to be having a good time. Doping one is one. If one article is not enough, add two kinds of articles, if two are not enough, come three.

Then use a very magical language - synergy, to explain the performance improvement after doping.

Even more interesting is that,

It doesn't matter whether the doping is electron-absorbing or electron-donating elements, the final result is that the catalytic performance is very good, and Xu Mang did a simple calculation, let's take the periodic table of elements as an example, and get out the gas elements and the carbon elements themselves. , the other eighty-four stable elements, then there are eighty-four kinds of catalysts.

If doped with two elements, there are 3,486 kinds, and if doped with three elements, there are 95,284 kinds...Each material can be used in multiple fields, which is basically It took off.

OK!

Labor and capital let you dope!

Xu Mang's stubborn temper suddenly came up, and he wanted to do something big.

for a long time,

Xu Mang was about to go to sleep, but at this time he noticed a figure approaching the sofa. At first he thought it was a burglar at home, but such a high-end villa complex should not be a thief, so there is only one possibility, this figure is Leprechaun's.

Xu Mang, who was pretending to be dead, felt that his booth was pulled away, and then the small and exquisite goblin came in.

After shaking Xu Mang slightly, Yang Xiaoman asked softly, Husband...husband?

you...

Are you asleep? Yang Xiaoman shook a few more times: Husband?

...

Sleeping! Xu Mang said calmly.

Hate~

Answer me even when you're asleep... Yang Xiaoman slipped into her arms nonchalantly, and whispered, Husband...hold me tight, or I'm going to fall.

well...

What a grind!

Xu Mang hugged Xiaoman silently, and squeezed inside, really afraid that this woman would fall.

Why did you come down? Xu Mang asked curiously, Didn't you, little demon girl, be full of resentment towards me just now? It disappeared so quickly?

Well...

If you don't hug me, it will be difficult for me to fall asleep. Yang Xiaoman pressed her pretty face tightly against Xu Mang's chest, and said shyly, It's all your fault... I have become dependent on you for sleep. , if you don't hold me, I will feel insecure.

Yes Yes Yes!

It's all my fault, it's all my fault... Xu Mang nodded. At this moment, he had no desires. After the distance from heaven to hell, Xu Dazhu's trotters became invincible, and the beauties in pink were all skeletons. Turning the country and the city into white bones.

Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's face. Although the realization was very dark, the outline could be vaguely seen. Now her husband seemed to be in a bad mood, and it was also... I gave him a fatal blow just now. There are shadows.

What's wrong?

With a dark face... why is your face so dark while holding your lovely and playful wife? Yang Xiaoman asked with a smile.

My old man suffered internal injuries. Xu Mang said angrily, Shut up...he's in the process of healing!

The corners of Yang Xiaoman's mouth raised slightly, and she leaned into Xu Dazhu's hooves' ear, and said softly: Husband~ Actually... I lied to you, in fact, there are no relatives here at all!

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Glancing at the little witch in her arms, it seems that she is not lying, but...

Xu Mang...

Calm down, be sure to calm down!

Under this turbulent environment...you can't make mistakes! Xu Mang patted his cheek, and said seriously to Xiaoman: Trap, trap! I won't fall for it!

Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, it's over... her husband is stupid!

Never mind!

It can only be hard.

snort!

You have nowhere to go, just follow the little girl!

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