I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang didn't have a few bags in total. In most cases, it was Xiaoman who bought bags for himself, along with the accompanying products... For example, the handbag that is placed next to him now was bought with Xiaoman once. At that time, Xu Mang himself proposed to buy a briefcase.

Almost two years have passed, and this handbag has changed from a new look to an old one... During this period, Xiao Man changed countless bags, while Xu Mang still only had two or three.

at this very moment,

Xiaoman was very ashamed in his heart. Although Big Pig's Hoof didn't care, he kept using such an old bag. He felt sorry for his face. Although he knew it might be intentional and wanted to create a simple and plain image, but...it was open every day People with tens of millions of sports cars create a simple image of a fart.

Picking up this handbag, Yang Xiaoman first felt light...the second was that it felt flat, there was nothing in it, basically just documents...

At this time,

After taking a shower, Xu Yang walked downstairs wearing big shorts, only to see his wife holding a handbag, with guilt and confusion written all over her face, and asked curiously: Wife... what are you planning to do? Buy me a bag?

Um!

It's tattered...don't you feel ashamed? Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily: People who don't know think I abused you, my old lady. Change a bag tomorrow... throw this handbag away. Lost.

oh...

Help me take out the contents inside, and then find a men's satchel and put it in. Xu Mang said absent-mindedly while drinking pure milk, Just put it on the tea table.

words fall,

Then went upstairs, leaving Xiaoman sitting on the sofa alone.

...

Big trotter! Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's back, silently opened the purse, and took out some documents from it. At this time, she touched a book...it was quite thick, and took out a book. Looking at the whole person, I was stunned. The cover alone had a huge impact on Xiaoman.

Xiaoman: Σ(°△°|||)︴

The Strange Life of Yang Xiaoman

this...

What is this stuff?

Unlike printed fonts,

It's the one written with an oil-based black pen. Obviously, the eight big characters on it were written by Xu Dazhu's trotters himself, but what does this mean? A wonderful life... My old lady, why am I so weird?

Turn to the first page,

Xiaoman saw the legendary title page. The title page is the need for the continuous development of modern book binding design. Naturally, this Yang Xiaoman's Strange Life will not be missed, but the content on it is a bit shocking, especially violent Airport reading After that, the anger value rose sharply.

My wife is short, flat in the front and flat in the back, but it does not affect her happy life at all. This book records the wonderful life of my short and flat wife, and warns future children not to learn from their mother. ——Xu Mang.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

ma'am i...

It seems to kill this guy!

Seeing some of Xu Mang's messy content, he was so angry that he vomited blood...I wish I could rush up now and kill the big pig's hooves upstairs, but I held back in the end, wanting to find out with strong curiosity, See what kind of wonderful life you have.

Turn to the first page, a few simple sentences.

XX, XX, overcast

I lay on the sofa and peeked at my wife for the 38th time. The number of Xiaoman's face has reached 16 times. It is obvious that this woman is about to break down. Counting the days... It's time for relatives to come, But a little earlier, maybe that's why I got silly.

call...

call...

Veins popped out of Yang Xiaoman's forehead. At the above point in time, he was indeed very angry, but it was not because of relatives coming, but because of the company's affairs that made him very irritable. A picture, the content depends entirely on editing.

Next,

There is also new content.

XX, XX, rain

I sat in a chair, lost control of my emotions twelve times, and thought for a whole hour. I really couldn't accept why modern technology is so advanced, but it can't save Xiaoman's poor A-, I have to say... Xiaoman's A- Let the technology of the whole world be ashamed.

roll!

This bastard used to keep claiming that Zanping has the benefits of being flat, but secretly he likes Da...Damn it!

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that her face turned red. At this moment, the anger broke through her brain, making her feel a little suffocated, and she needs to vent... Vent the anger hard, otherwise she will be suffocated to death.

XX, XX, sunny

I slumped on the sofa and imagined it for two hours. It stands to reason that Xiaoman is so short, so flat, so deflated, and the nutrition of the food will be sent to the brain, but in fact Xiaoman is gradually becoming stupid at a speed visible to the naked eye, alas. ..but no matter how stupid Xiaoman becomes, I will never leave her.

Yang Xiaoman: @#...%!

move?

anger?

This is happiness and suffering?

Yang Xiaoman is angry and funny, but this big pig's trotters write with a sense of anticipation, especially wanting to know what will happen next.

XX, XX, fog

I sat in front of the computer, scrolled the mouse 723 times, and had emotional breakdowns 120 times. Why am I so handsome and suave, but I only married a woman like Xiaoman? Logically speaking, this talented man is not only a group of wives and concubines, but also three or four confidante friends, and in the end...

snort!

Big pig's trotters... you're dead! Yang Xiaoman closed the notebook, with the word anger written all over his face, and rushed to the bedroom, pushed the door open and saw Xu Mang lying on the bed with a smile on his face Suddenly, Xiaoman's angry expression disappeared, and he couldn't just let him go so easily.

Well?

Have you finished washing? Xu Mang raised his head and saw Xiaoman standing at the door, staring at him with a resentful expression. There was a resentment in his eyes, which stunned Xu Mang.

husband...

You must not love me anymore! Yang Xiaoman pouted and said sadly, Run upstairs after taking a shower, husband and wife... the husband will take his wife to take a bath.

ah?

This is TV, right?

Xu Mang said with a look of disgust, Hurry up and take a shower!

Yang Xiaoman pouted, and closed the door angrily. At this moment...a thought of dying together emerged.

Xu Mang!

Wait to die!

...

night,

Xu Mang was lying on the bedside, playing King of Glory, when this Wang Ai called.

Academician Xu...

Shall I send the calculation results? Wang Ai said.

Um!

By the way, did you find someone to solve it? Xu Mang asked casually: According to the logic, you can't solve this calculation unless you find a researcher in the professional mathematics field, but this is also normal, love The tensor describing the curvature of space-time in Einstein's gravitational field equation was compressed by the mathematician Rich.

oh...

Academician Xu...can you promise me one thing? Wang Ai asked cautiously: My brother wants to meet you. He admires you very much and has been looking for opportunities to meet you.

If he comes to Shanghai, we can meet him. Xu Mang said calmly, It's very late...you can send me the information and go to rest.

Um!

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang took his tablet from the bedside, clicked on the contents of the email, and saw the calculation process solved by Wang Ai's senior brother. After a closer look, Xu Mang felt a little dissatisfied. The result was normal, but This process is too complicated.

Actually, it could be simpler, but let's forget it...

Sudden,

The bedroom door was opened,

Wearing a new set of clothes, Yang Xiaoman walked to Xu Mang's side, gently pinched Xu Mang's minibus, and said softly, Handsome guy... Am I pretty?

Xu Mang took one look, just a simple look, and almost lost his soul. The playful and terrifying double ponytails, paired with blue and white sailor suits, at this moment... activated the beast in Xu Mang's heart, Nodding again and again.

whee...

Big idiot~ Yang Xiaoman said angrily, Wait for me...

words fall,

Turning around and leaving the bedroom, leaving Xu Mang waiting anxiously.

Fuck!

What is the situation today?

Confused, Xu Mang took out his phone and glanced at the date. It was clearly just an ordinary day, but Xiaoman acted like it was her wedding anniversary, so she didn't care... better to come than not to come!

wait, wait,

Waited for half an hour,

Xu Mang almost didn't wait for the collapse, there was no way... The shock given by the appearance of the double ponytails and the blue and white sailor suit was too big and too strong, and it directly touched the most fragile part of the soul. a string.

finally,

Xiaoman returned to the bedroom. Although she was still dressed like this, there were still obvious differences in the details. There was a string of chains hanging on the ankle of her left foot. The mysterious exotic style made people want to stop!

Husband~

What are you waiting for? Yang Xiaoman shyly looked forward.

As soon as the voice fell,

Xu Mang immediately picked up the mischievous little goblin, and said seriously, You goblin...I'll demote you tonight!

The moment she was hugged, Xiaoman's arms naturally wrapped around Xu Mang's neck, her head was buried tightly in his chest, and she said creakingly, Master...can you let Xiaoman go? woman?

cannot!

Suppressing demons and demons is my job. How can I mess up my beliefs because of you? Xu Mang said seriously, Tonight... this old monk will treat you like a thousand-year-old man-eating goblin!

However,

Next, Xu Mang encountered a big problem. The little fairy's clothes... had a problem!

There are not so many buttons, roughly estimated to be more than 30, and they are extremely difficult to untie. At this time, Xu Mang's brow was covered with sweat, and he said helplessly, My wife... you... your clothes Why are you so angry?

Good things take time... Yang Xiaoman said softly, Take your time, impatient can't be provoked, right? My little Mangmang.

It's true to say so, but... can't wait!

It took almost half an hour,

After going through untold hardships, Xu Mang finally got his wish. As a result... the next second he fell from heaven to abyss.

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