I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

On the eighth day of vacation,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman planned to go out for a walk tomorrow, to refresh their restless hearts. After thinking about it, they absolutely cannot go to China for the time being. The recent outbreak of pneumonia caused by the virus is dangerous... Finally, the two decided to go to Hawaii for vacation. After all, they just got their marriage certificate.

husband?

Do you think it's too... too much for me to wear clothes like this? Yang Xiaoman said with a smile while holding her newly bought clothes, Do you feel that I am very beautiful? I haven't Passing through, it happens to go to Hawaii this time, and I will kill you alive!

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman's current attire, how should I put it... nondescript, hot pants and a navel-baring T-shirt, although this combination is very explosive, but Xiaoman's height and her airport, how can you look at it? No, she doesn't have the so-called hot pants and navel-baring T-shirts in her life.

not so good.

First of all, this kind of trousers and clothes need to be 1.65 meters tall, with a protruding front and back. You...forget it. Xu Mang said expressionlessly, You should be more ordinary.

Yang Xiaoman's face was about to turn into a ball, this man's brains were completely muddled, who said he couldn't handle hot pants and a navel-baring T-shirt? For a beautiful girl, any kind of clothing can be controlled, and the clothing can only be embellished, the real beauty of a person.

snort!

I don't understand at all... Big trotters! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and then threw away the hot pants and the navel-baring T-shirt. ...isn't that gothic or something?

Yang Xiaoman pondered for a long time, and finally put on this gothic dress, stood in the mirror and looked at herself at the moment, not to mention...it was so beautiful, she walked into the bedroom door with a small step, and tapped lightly , Said: Husband...do you think I am so beautiful?

oops...

You... Xu Mang was sitting on the bedside playing games, and when he heard Xiaoman's words, he lifted his head with a look of disgust, but saw an amazing scene, Xiaoman... actually put on a dress that he had dreamed of. clothes, this must be a dream again, right?

don't even say,

Xu Mang had dreams of Xiaoman wearing a gothic dress a few times, but in reality, Xu Mang didn't mention it to her.

Fuck!

This combination of angels and demons is just like the nobles in the Middle Ages, full of mystery and nobility, blending elegance and splendor with darkness and weirdness, like sleeping forever between life and death, bringing out the unknown a feeling of.

The ultimate is...

Xiaoman is legal now!

Xu Mang, who was in a panic, got up in a hurry, walked in front of Xiaoman, knelt down on one knee like a knight, and said seriously in a very standard London accent: Oh... Your Royal Highness, your knight Xu Mang, At any time to obey your orders.

Xiaoman was a little confused, but she quickly realized that the fantasy she had had when she was a girl had come true at this moment. Just when her heart was surging, she was suddenly hugged by Xu Mang, and she was still hugged by a princess. that posture.

What do you want to do to your highness the princess? Knight... Yang Xiaoman had a blush on his face, showing a questioning attitude in his shyness. , performed to the fullest.

Your Highness, this place is very dangerous! Xu Mang carried Xiaoman directly to the big bed, with the words 'can't wait' written all over his face, and said seriously: Your Highness... Hurry up and get under the covers, so The monsters won't be able to get close, of course... I will also get inside to protect you at all times.

Hate!

Bastard!

Yang Xiaoman waved his shy iron fist,

They kept hitting Xu Mang's chest, but they didn't use any force at all. They were more of flirting with Xu Mang, arguing with each other... Something was wrong with the scene, and the two immediately started to shoot. .

...

the next day,

Xu Mang dragged his tired body, washed up briefly, and went downstairs in his big underpants. He went downstairs silently. Today is the day to leave for Hawaii. Although it's the afternoon to board the plane, relative preparations still need to be made. of.

It's all Xiaoman's fault...

It was supposed to be done at night, but in the end it was all... I could only feel wronged that I got up early, started to pack my luggage, fried a few eggs and bacon, and grilled four sausages. At first Xu Mang didn't want it very much. Eating this kind of English breakfast was spoiled by Xiaoman.

soon,

Xu Mang took his breakfast and headed to the bedroom. To be honest...Xiaoman was very tired last night, or maybe it was because of the impact he had given him too much. He had infinite fighting power. Except for a little backache in the morning, there was nothing wrong with it. reaction.

By the way... what will Xiaoman wear next time?

THINK THINK THINK!

Wife?

My wife...go wash up, and then have breakfast. Xu Mang put breakfast on the bedside, and said softly, Get up quickly, I've packed my luggage, and we'll fly directly to Hawaii in the afternoon for a ten-day trip The vacation has begun!

Um!

Yang Xiaoman still had a hint of rosiness on his face, looked at Xu Dazhu's trotters in front of him, then opened his arms, and said coquettishly: Hold me to the bathroom... the kind of princess hug.

Looking at the cute face of the violent airport, even Xu Mang, a steel straight man, bowed down under her gothic skirt, and silently carried him to the bathroom. These short ten steps, walked out of a century a feeling of.

finally,

After breakfast,

The two checked their luggage again, and after confirming that they were sure, they sat and watched TV together. At this moment... Xu Mang's cell phone rang, and the caller turned out to be Bureau Zhang from the space agency.

The space agency called me, I'll answer it.

words fall,

Xu Mang picked up the phone, connected the call, and asked with a smile, Hello? Mr. Zhang...Call me for something?

...

Professor Xu, you finally answered the phone! Director Zhang heaved a sigh of relief. Hearing that Xu Mang seemed in a good mood at the moment, he couldn't help but said, When will the Xu Yang Research Institute and the Gravitational Wave Detection Laboratory restart? It's been eight days, it should be almost the same, right?

well...

The investigation team hasn't come yet, so how could I operate without authorization? Xu Mang said with a smile, If I'm investigated...wouldn't my reputation be ruined? Bureau Zhang...don't embarrass me, it's not me If you don’t want to restart, you really can’t restart.”

...

Are you waiting to express your opinion? Zhang Ju said helplessly: I went to find out yesterday. There is hope for the collider. One day someone will come to visit in person.”

Who is it?

I'm flying to Hawaii for vacation today. Xu Mang said helplessly.

Then don't go.

Or a few days later, there are the secretary of the science and technology department, the vice president of the Academy of Sciences, etc. Zhang Ju said, You will be named an academician of the Academy of Sciences in August.

Xu Mang opened his mouth, and didn't know what to say for a while. If this was the case, he really wouldn't be able to go to Hawaii, and he couldn't accompany Xiaoman on vacation. However, when Xu Mang turned his head and saw Yang Xiaoman, he looked nervous. Suddenly, I felt that I had to go on vacation this time.

sorry...

Zhang Bureau, you and the secretary of the science and technology department and the vice president of the Academy of Sciences, please convey it. Xu Mang said seriously: I want to accompany my wife to Hawaii. I just received the certificate yesterday. When I come back, I will The relevant people will be notified.”

Zhang Ju smiled wryly. Xu Mang could do this kind of thing. Others didn't even dare to think about it, let alone do it.

All right!

That's the only way to go. Zhang Guang showed a bit of bitterness, and said helplessly: After all, the situation is special... just got the marriage certificate, eh? Wait a minute, usually go on vacation after the wedding, how come you are after getting the marriage certificate go on holiday?

There's a lot of money and I'm tired, so let's go shopping, Xu Mang said.

The reason...

There is no way to refute it.

...

Zhang Bureau?

What did Professor Xu say?

in a conference room,

There were countless big bulls sitting inside, basically all the heads of scientific research institutions, the secretaries of the science and technology departments, and the vice presidents of the Academy of Sciences, and these people could get together because Xu Mang disappeared, and then stayed There is a lot of things, and I can't get in touch with them, and I can't find anyone.

well!

I went on a trip to Hawaii. Zhang Ju returned to his seat and said helplessly, The purpose of traveling is to have more money, feel tired, and go shopping.

...

...

...

for a while,

The meeting room was completely silent. It had to be said that Xu Mang was too good at messing around. He even ran away at this time. Now most of the stalls were so big that he couldn't look directly at them. Based on Xu Mang's research theory.

Some problems can be solved, but when it comes to the core content, only Xu Mang can solve them, and in the end...he is not around.

Everyone!

You should have seen the current situation. I'm not blaming Professor Xu. I'm blaming the person in charge of a mere scientific research project review and acceptance team. He actually ran in front of Professor Xu and slapped the table to threaten him. The secretary said seriously: Who gave him the courage?

We must dig deeper!

Otherwise, it will be fine in the future. Just come and show off your power in front of our scientific researchers. What level is the other party? Report, the digging is not deep enough now, and we need to go deeper.”

soon,

The conference room is gone.

Bureau Zhang planned to go back to the space agency, but in the corridor, he ran into Vice President Zhou of the Academy of Sciences.

Old Zhou.

Are you waiting for me? Zhang Ju asked.

Um!

Old Zhang... have you told Xu Mang that he is going to be named an academician? Vice President Zhou asked.

said..

But he didn't answer me. Zhang Ju said: I don't think he will refuse, and of course he can't be restrained. If he is evaluated as an academician with conditions, it will be impossible.

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