I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

On the fifth day of the vacation, Yang Xiaoman’s mood was like a pomegranate bursting into bloom. Today is the day to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Xu Dazhu’s trotters to get a certificate. As early as a few days ago, Xiaoman found information on the Internet and previewed it in advance. The process of photographing the marriage certificate.

In fact, there are no strict requirements for taking photos of marriage certificates. If there is... In addition to having to face the camera, avoid wearing red clothes, because the background of the photo is red, and wearing red clothes at that time was taken. It looks like the brain is left.

Hello?

I'm going to take a marriage certificate! Yang Xiaoman called his girlfriends one by one with a mobile phone, with a happy smile on his face, and said, Oh...of course it's your Professor Xu, otherwise I would Who? That's right...this big pig's trotter.

Xu Mang: (￢_￢)

This shit,

Isn't it just to take a marriage certificate? It is necessary to inform my girlfriends one by one, so that I am forced to go to Liangshan now, so I can't do it if I don't go.

at this time,

Xu Mang was almost the same as before, lying on the sofa with a game controller, frantically playing the PS4 masterpiece Dark Soul, not to mention... self-abuse is somewhat addictive, Xu Mang at this time is almost in the shape of Miyazaki, Angry and happy, the fire is spreading!

have to say,

When Xu Mang played online games, his handicap was outrageous, but he became a master in stand-alone masterpieces. In Dark Soul 3, Xu Mang had already reached the third reincarnation. Play games for hours.

Solal, Onion Knight, Holy Maiden, Jin Glitter...these didn't know the reason for their death, they were pierced by Xu Mang with a sword, there was no way...Xu Mang silently killed all of them in the game The people they met were confused, but Xu Mang knew it very well.

Facing a person who has gone through two reincarnations, undead who surpassed the level of the king of salary, their strength is still too weak, they are too lazy to speak, and directly slash!

well...

Invincible...So it's so lonely! Xu Mang sighed, the vicissitudes of the years were written all over his face, what is the experience of spreading fire? Some people would say it is a kind of masochistic behavior, but it is more like a feeling of experiencing loneliness.

Sudden,

Xu Mang's head was slapped hard. He saw Yang Xiaoman in pain and looked at him with disdain. There was a hint of anger in his confusion. This woman is getting more and more violent. She must fix it tonight. pause.

My old lady and I are invincible, so you start to be invincible? Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said indignantly, Speaking of which, you have rested for five days, when do you plan to work?

I'm in no hurry.

Xu Mang said with a smile: Sometimes don't look at the surface, I don't go on purpose, my uncle asked me to stick to it for a month, although I don't know why it takes a month, but I think... this month is very important for him. It's important.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, she seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly said: Yes, yes, this Shen Lan belongs to them, I guess uncle will uproot him, even if he can't completely uproot him, then he must Pain for a while.

As soon as the voice fell,

Yang Xiaoman said seriously: Tell me the truth... Is Zhuang Qingyun's matter the result of discussions between you, our father and uncle?

Xu Mang just smiled and didn't speak.

But seeing Xu Mang's expression, Yang Xiaoman already knew the answer, and asked silently: By the way... I made a lot of money from the Zhuang Group, and I was responsible for the huge fluctuations in their listed companies before. ghost.

I know.

Looking sneaky, you must be doing something bad. Xu Mang said with a smile, How many cars will you buy me?

snort!

By the way... big idiot! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes,

Seriously said: Speaking of the flu now, are the masks at home ready? Wechat is going crazy. It seems that we must use some N95 masks. How much did you buy?

Bought it, bought it! Xu Mang said hastily, I bought two big boxes. You said that profiteers are too abominable... Do you know how high the masks are now?

Then what should I do. Yang Xiaoman also lay down, then shrank into Xu Mang's arms, and said softly, My husband... I'm going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to take a marriage certificate in the afternoon, are you nervous? To be honest. ..I'm getting nervous now.

Xu Mang said disapprovingly: There's nothing to be nervous about. A marriage certificate is just a bondage. It just proves that two people can live together. The divorce rate is very high now because social concepts are changing. Divorce is not the scourge it used to be. So scary.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he vomited blood. He wasn't even married yet, so he was thinking about divorce. Isn't this due to a beating? Without further ado... went up and pinched Xu Mang's ear, and asked, You want to divorce my old lady? Who gave you the power?

Oh My God!

I'm... I... just expounding a fact. Xu Mang said sadly, How can I divorce you, I can't even love you... Hurry up, let go, Otherwise, my ears will fall off, wife, wife... I will die.

words fall,

Xu Mang was limp and weak, and silently closed his eyes.

...

Husband? Yang Xiaoman patted his face in confusion, but when he found no response, he immediately panicked.

next second,

He was suddenly successfully attacked by Xu Dazhu's trotter.

Xu Mang(*￣3)(ε￣*) Yang Xiaoman

Hate!

Yang Xiaoman said angrily, while raising a shy iron fist, he slammed it on Xu Mang's chest, almost causing internal bleeding.

afternoon,

Xu Mang drove Xiaoman to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and was specially received by the relevant leaders. At this time, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were sitting in front of the camera, with happy smiles on their faces, and immediately got two red certificates , for Xu Mang.

husband!

Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang's neck, and frantically kissed Xu Mang's cheek. From this moment on, his identity changed again, and he became Xu Mang's real wife, who was protected by law, not to mention... a little small. Excited, but just short of the wedding.

Hey hey!

Please respect yourself, girl! Xu Mang said with a serious face, Do you think this certificate can restrict my personal freedom? I'm sorry...no, after all, my legs are on my body. I can go wherever I like.

hehe!

Ma'am, I'll let you lie on the bed for the rest of your life, and we'll see what you do! Yang Xiaoman raised his small iron fist and threatened Xu Mang.

...

My wife... I was wrong! Xu Mang smiled wryly.

...

Academy of Sciences,

institute of physics,

Everyone knew about Xu Mang's affairs, but it had been so long, why Xu Mang still didn't show up, he seemed to have disappeared, and I heard that all scientific research projects were suspended in response to the so-called review.

Many academicians felt angry for no reason when they heard the news, but after being angry, they became rational and unreasonable... Xu Mang was not a simple person, and he didn't mean that he could investigate just by investigating. Ordinary people did not have this right.

It was later discovered that

It turns out that the so-called audit investigation was actually said by the Internet, because Xu Mang suspended all operations of the Xu Yang Research Institute and the Gravitational Wave Detection Laboratory without authorization, and announced the news on the official website. The content of the news was ambiguous, but it was meaningful .

Immediately afterwards,

The brains of the media and netizens were wide open, which made this matter more intense and serious.

Sure enough, Shen Lan, the person in charge of the scientific research project review and acceptance team, was investigated for serious dereliction of duty, and then implicated a group of people, but with a little effort, he found that these people were on the opposite side of Xu Mang, and The opposite of Uncle Xu Mang.

at this very moment,

The truth was gradually cleared away, and a large net was clearly visible, but the mesh was still invisible because Xu Mang still hadn't come back.

Old Gu?

What's going on with Professor Xu? An academician asked curiously: It's been six or seven days... Is it time to come back? Why can't I see anyone now? Call him... It's not about turning off the phone. He's just sleeping, what's going on with him?

well...

How do I know. Academician Gu sighed, and said helplessly: Actually, I am more anxious than you. I have an important piece of data that I need him to solve. Now everything is messed up. I heard that the most messed up is the space agency. , and a supercomputing center.”

at the same time,

space agency,

Many projects were forced to stop, and most of these projects required Xu Mang's technical support, but now Xu Mang disappeared, playing with you and disappeared, which caused problems in some important follow-up projects, which made Zhang Bureau of the space agency very nervous. have no choice.

Secretary Tian.

Please inform me that the afternoon meeting is temporarily canceled and changed to tomorrow morning. Director Zhang called Secretary-General Tian and said seriously: I am going to a few places now, what are I doing, how can I treat it like this A top scientist, isn't this forcing others to go abroad?

Secretary Tian smiled wryly, and hurriedly said: Boss Zhang...don't you think this is very strange? It's just a doctoral dissertation, and there is such a big incident. I heard that many research institutions have problems. .”

Condensed Matter Research Institute, Supercomputing Center, Semiconductor Research Laboratory, Biological Science Research Institute, etc... Secretary Tian continued: Too many scientific research institutions have been implicated...Many people only know now , it turns out that Professor Xu Mang has influenced many fields.

indeed!

He occupies an important right to speak in many fields. Zhang Ju said: Being an indispensable part, isn't there a saying called it... the earth will still go around without you?

I don't know if the earth will turn or not, but without Xu Mang, countless projects will stop. These projects are all carried out on the basis of Xu Mang's theoretical research. Without him... it would not work at all. Zhang Ju said: Look Come on... the collider is about to compromise.

What?

Which party compromises? Secretary Tian asked, Yes...

right!

This incident is a turning point. Zhang Ju said, Up to two years.

words fall,

Zhang Ju went on to say: I'm leaving first, you should notify immediately.

hang up the phone,

Secretary Tian looked at her interrupt interface and couldn't help feeling... What is real hard power?

This is real hard power!

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