I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After one night,

half past five in the morning,

Cui Caoyang woke up early, today is a big day in life, excited with a trace of worry, how to solve the four problems given by the bridesmaid team? I am surrounded by a group of crooked best man groups, and I am facing a group of bridesmaids who are all doctors...

well...

I'm so tired... Cui Caoyang sighed, got up silently and went to the bathroom, after a brief wash, he came to the bedroom where Xu Mang was sleeping, only to find that the other person was not in there, after searching for a long time, he found him He was lying on the sofa.

...

Why don't you sleep on the bed, why sleep on the sofa? Cui Caoyang said helplessly to himself, and then saw Xu Mang wearing polarized glasses and a hat, with an even more helpless expression. Does this guy have mental problems?

Xiao Xu?

Xiao Xu! Cui Caoyang shouted: The makeup artist is coming soon, wake up!

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang woke up in a daze, saw Cui Caoyang standing beside him, and said helplessly, It's... the genius just dawned!

Cui Caoyang nodded, and said seriously: We have a lot of preparations to do, it's better to wake up earlier, you hurry up and wash up, I'll make you some breakfast, and eat breakfast after washing up.

Okay. Xu Mang got up silently and went to the bathroom.

Breakfast was pickled rice with some pickles or something. Xu Mang took a couple of mouthfuls and then hurriedly settled down. He doesn't like to eat pickled rice. Anyway, it's only a morning. When there is something to eat at noon, he will go after a while.

Immediately afterwards,

The photography team came, the makeup artist team came, and the three best men also came. The atmosphere suddenly became tense, but Xu Mang was still the same Xu Mang, still in the lazy stage, exuding the smell of salted fish all over his body. .

The one who put on Xu Mang's makeup was a young woman. Compared with Xiaoman, she was too far behind, but her body was much better than Xiaoman's. Perhaps it was because of her long-term relationship. Xu Mang faced a woman whose figure belonged to the category of normal people. , a little uncomfortable.

No way?

I, Xu Mang... turned out to be a tablet lover who hides so deeply?

moment,

Xu Mang, who was wearing a gentleman's hairstyle, a handsome suit and leather boots, appeared in front of everyone. Although he was wearing a pair of polarized glasses, Cui Caoyang was a little speechless because he couldn't stop the power of the prosperous beauty. More like a groom.

Not bad! Cui Caoyang said with a smile, Very handsome!

certainly!

Does the arsonist of the heart have a reputation for nothing? Xu Mang's mouth turned up slightly, drawing a mean arc, and said to Cui Caoyang: Don't worry, my cousin, I am here today, and I will definitely let you marry me. daughter in law!

words fall,

Xu Mang asked cautiously, Cousin-in-law? The other party... What configuration does the other party have?

The researchers at the research institute level are almost all with a doctor's degree per capita. Cui Caoyang said: Forget it...Anyway, it was a lively time in the past, and I don't expect you to play any major role.

PhD?

Just doctoral students?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly, I was scared to death... I thought they were the reincarnations of Newton and Einstein. Since I am a doctoral student, there is no pressure. I have taught many doctoral students. .”

Cui Caoyang:? ? ?

Teaching Ph.D.?

Undergraduates teaching others PhDs?

Facing this kind of free speech, Cui Caoyang directly defined it as bragging, and he didn't want to argue with Xu Mang in this regard, leaving Xu Mang to busy with his own affairs.

soon,

When all the work was done, including decals for the wedding car, Xu Mang gradually felt a little tired. Getting married... really tiring! At this time, he came up with an idea that Future and Xiaoman would adopt a simple wedding model and reject such cumbersome routines.

boarding!

Set off!

The welcoming convoy headed for the bride's residence.

...

arrive,

Cui Caoyang brought his best man group,

I was about to rush into the villa, but I met a group of relatives from the bride's side at the gate of the yard, and then the groom was miserable, chattering about, and trying to rip off, especially a few aunts, who blocked the door and couldn't let in.

Faced with such a situation,

Xu Mang stood silently watching the development of the matter. The red envelopes prepared by the groom were handed out one after another. After a while, he gave a dozen or so. Xu Mang knew the amount in the red envelopes, because those red envelopes were all from yesterday. He wrapped it with the groom.

Ten minutes of wrangling,

This group of relatives of the bride let the groom and the groomsmen in. They thought it was safe to pass, but who knew there was another group of people at the door of the house.

Another dozen or so red envelopes, more than 2,000 yuan were sent out in the blink of an eye. Xu Mang looked at it in pain, and yesterday he proposed to put in the IOU, which said 'I owe you a hundred, and I will pay it back later'. This proposal was rejected on the spot.

finally,

The groom and the best man team walked into the room, never expecting that there was no one in the room, except for a middle-aged woman and a bridesmaid in the living room, there was no one else, but the groom Cui Caoyang was very panicked. Nothing is considered a test, from here, the real test begins!

Groom, please listen to the rules! The bridesmaid in front of her took out her mobile phone and read the text on it: The groom and the groomsmen have two hours of challenge time, and they need to face a total of four problems. Since the bride is a science student , so what you are facing are four problems in mathematics and physics.”

If the groom's best man team can complete the challenge within two hours, the bride will do all the laundry, cooking, and sweeping in the future. But if the challenge fails, the salary for washing, cooking, and sweeping the floor, etc., sorry...hehehe.

words fall,

The bridesmaid in front of her showed a smirk.

hiss!

Fuck!

ruthless!

After Xu Mang heard these words, he showed a terrified expression. He was so cruel... If he failed, the groom's life would be ruined. At this moment, Xu Mang secretly observed Cui Caoyang, and found that his face full of despair.

bridegroom!

You and your groomsmen still have ten minutes to warm up. Ten minutes later, this challenge will officially begin! said the bridesmaid, Wait a minute, you can't make a sound, you can't give reminders, you can only watch.

...

...

...

at this time,

Several people looked at each other, and each read the helplessness in each other's eyes, but they couldn't read Xu Mang's eyes because they were wearing polarized glasses.

elder brother...

This... my sister-in-law is a university teacher, isn't this driving us to a dead end? One of the best men said desperately: I'm afraid we can't even pass the first test, what should we do? Why don't you tell your sister-in-law How about lowering the difficulty?

reduce?

If it can be lowered, are there so many things?

Cui Caoyang smiled wryly and said: You guys... try your best, anyway, after two hours, we will rush to the next venue as soon as the time is up, it's a big deal... I will be in charge of washing, cooking and sweeping the floor in the future. I like this person very much. working.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

I go!

This is life forcibly forcing the cousin-in-law into a model worker!

Cousin-in-law, don't worry! Xu Mang stood up and said with disdain, With me here... I will definitely not let you follow in my footsteps!

words fall,

Xu Mang turned his head and shouted at the bridesmaid: There's no need to adjust your status, let's start directly, we're in a hurry!

???

???

???

Cui Caoyang and the three best men were confused by Xu Mang's sudden behavior, especially Cui Caoyang's three younger brothers, who had a little disdain for Xu Mang. For whom?

you...

Are you crazy? One of the groomsmen said angrily, Do you know what configuration the other party has?

PhD.

What? Xu Mang glanced at the stranger who was making a fuss, and said disdainfully, Is there a problem?

I...

Any question?

Doesn't that explain the problem?

Just when the best man was about to refute, the bridesmaid spoke up and said to Xu Mang, You are quite confident, so I will meet your request. The first problem is a classical mechanics calculation problem.

As soon as the voice fell,

The bridesmaid took out a piece of A4 paper, handed it to Xu Mang, and handed it a black pen.

hurry up!

We can't call for rescue halfway, said the bridesmaid.

Call for help?

Just kidding!

Tangtang Professor Xu, want to call for help?

Xu Mang took the question and a black pen, walked to the side of the table silently, and began to review this classic mechanical calculation problem. At this time, the groom and best man team hurried to Xu Mang's side and watched together.

A few minutes later,

The scene was dead, and no one spoke. Although the groom majored in chemistry, he probably had already figured out the topic, but he couldn't speak, couldn't break the rules, and could only stand aside and worry.

It's over!

It's all over!

I'm afraid that my gang of crooked melons and jujube best man groups really won't be able to pass the first test.

This question seems to require a lot of calculations, and logical thinking must be meticulous. If you are frizzy, it is easy to make calculation mistakes, which will lead to errors in the entire calculation process. Once you make a mistake, go back and find the wrong place. There is no way to find it.

cousin...

I'm sorry... The three best men silently shook their heads, with a hint of apology on their faces.

fine.

Try it, it doesn't matter. Cui Caoyang smiled wryly.

At this time,

Xu Mang showed a happy smile, turned his head and shouted at the bridesmaid, Oh...is this level?

words fall,

I couldn't help but sighed, and said helplessly: I overestimated you...

pen,

Write hard!

Swish Swish Swish!

The calculation process is very fast, so fast that everyone feels a little panic. This is not just a ballet on the tip of a pen, it is simply a Fuxing number on A4 paper!

The groom is dumbfounded.

The groomsmen were dumbfounded.

The bridesmaids are also confused!

what's the situation?

Is this guy...unhinged?

I wrote so fast, could it be graffiti?

this moment,

The bridesmaid also came to Xu Mang's side. Several people watched Xu Mang's process. The handwriting was very clear, but the calculation speed was so fast that every time a calculation was finished, the answer behind it was ready to come out. It is the answer that has gone through the brain.

etc!

Something is wrong!

This... this seems to be exactly the same as the standard answer!

at this very moment,

The bridesmaid noticed that Xu Mang's calculation process seemed a little familiar. She hurriedly took out her phone, secretly found a certain photo in the album, and compared it with Xu Mang's calculation process. As expected... even the punctuation marks were the same.

this...

What's the matter?

Where the hell is he?

five minutes later,

Xu Mang finally finished his calculations. The moment he put down his pen, he turned his head and said confidently to the bridesmaid, Next level!

Xiao Xu...you...

Cui Caoyang looked at Xu Mang in horror. Because of his different professional fields, he couldn't understand a lot of the process, but based on the bridesmaid's reaction, he knew that this level was basically stable.

What are these!

The player who was considered a free player by himself actually completed the counterattack at this moment!

Words of adoration wait a while.

Now I will take you to the final victory! Xu Mang stood up and asked the bridesmaid, Excuse me... where is the next level?

The bridesmaid came back to her senses and looked at Xu Mang, and said with a cute face, It's...at the stairs on the second floor.

moment,

A group of people rushed to the second floor.

Watching this group of people gradually go away, the bridesmaid hurriedly took out her phone.

Hello?

Xiaoling...the situation has changed!

Suddenly a big weirdo came, quickly call for help, and increase the difficulty of the last two levels!

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