I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

“Shangra Hotel...”

This... this cousin Xiaoling's family seems to be very rich. Cui Caoyang glanced at the address sent by the mysterious number, silently drove his E-Class Mercedes, and went to the address on the text message. The traffic was getting more and more congested. Cui Caoyang had just driven out for a few minutes when he encountered four red lights.

Hello?

Wife...then what... can you lower the difficulty? Cui Caoyang said helplessly: I won't give it to the best man team here, wife... please lower the difficulty, this... .It's embarrassing, I'm full of college students here.

cut!

You didn't lower the difficulty back then, but you asked me to answer the questions in front of so many people. Cui Caoyang's fiancée, Xiaoling, said angrily, Let me tell you...it is impossible to lower the difficulty!

oops...

I'm also a small leader of a certain research institute in our city, you...can you save me some face? Cui Caoyang said.

What are you panicking about?

It's all my own... It's embarrassing to be ashamed. Xiao Ling said: Don't worry... I have agreed with my sisters that I will not upload the video on the Internet. Why are you my husband? I know something about it.

That's good!

The light is green...I'll hang up first and go to pick up the best man. By the way, let's see who this best man is. Cui Caoyang said:

Pick up the best man?

what happened?

Picking up the best man now?

It's like I don't even know what it looks like.

Hello?

Can I have a little treat? Xiao Ling said helplessly, You only get married once in your life, so why can't you have some treats? You're getting married tomorrow, and you don't even know what your best man looks like. Where can you find your best man? Was it hired by the side of the road?

Cui Caoyang was quite helpless, and said silently: All my friends here are married. The only ones who are not married are my three younger brothers, but there is still one missing best man. It seems that your cousin's boyfriend came to support him.

cousin?

I have many cousins,

Which cousin is it?

Xiaoling thought for a long time, but finally gave up looking for this mysterious cousin.

oh...

Take care of me, don't let my cousin's boyfriend drink. Xiaoling said seriously: I basically said hello, no one here will drink you, if something happens, you Also be smart, change what you should push and push, don't be stupid and drink everything into your mouth.

Do not worry!

I understand... Cui Caoyang said with a wry smile: Okay, okay... Points will be deducted for being photographed while driving and making phone calls. Let's not talk about it... Hang up!

Snapped,

Cui Caoyang hung up the call directly, and then put the mobile phone on the passenger seat. His fiancée is good at everything, but likes to meddle in other things. In fact, she is not such a person. Xiaoling is more careful, and Sometimes I get lost...

soon,

Cui Caoyang came to the Shangra Hotel and hurriedly called the mysterious number, which was answered by a young man.

Hello?

Hi...I'm right under the Shangra Hotel. Cui Caoyang said.

oh...

Wait a moment. The other party said lazily.

hang up,

Cui Caoyang was silent for a while, listening to this guy's voice... I don't think he is very smart, forget it... Anyway, I have already prepared in my heart, so I can do whatever I like, anyway, as long as there are people together. .

After waiting downstairs for a few minutes, I saw a man carrying a satchel, a pair of polarized glasses and a baseball cap, making himself look like a big star, and beside him was a little girl who looked like At most fifteen or sixteen years old.

No way?

Cui Caoyang had 10,000 rejections in his heart, but the two walked in the direction of the Mercedes-Benz.

bang bang bang,

The young man knocked on the glass and asked curiously, Is it my cousin's husband?

...

You... hello. Cui Caoyang said with a smile: You are...then what...

right!

I'm your temporary best man. The young man said with a smile: Tomorrow we're getting married... you need to call the best man team now?

ah?

Yeah! Cui Caoyang nodded, and said awkwardly: I'm going to sleep in a new house tonight, according to our rules here, I'm sorry...Thank you for your hard work.

oh...

Okay...are there any activities planned for the evening? The young man said with a smile: If not, I just brought a set of mahjong and two cards, as well as three packs of cigarettes and five packs of melon seeds, anyway... Cousin-in-law understands!

Cui Caoyang: 囧

this...

Who is this!

No wonder this satchel looks so big, so there are so many things stuffed in it.

Cui Caoyang didn't say anything. After all, this is Xiaoling's cousin's boyfriend, and he came to help. If it was his younger brother, he would have scolded him a long time ago.

Ahem!

Cousin-in-law... I am Xiaoling's younger sister, you can call me Xiaoman.

At this time,

Yang Xiaoman, who was standing by the side, couldn't stand it any longer, it was so embarrassing... No wonder I had to let myself touch his bag, it turned out that there were so many things hidden in it, and said hurriedly: Brother-in-law... If this If the idiot is acting recklessly, don't worry about face, scold you how you want, and don't ruin your wedding with your cousin, after all, there is only one time.

Yang Xiaoman was very worried about what would happen to the wedding. After all, the big idiot next to him got mixed up in the best man group, and he couldn't do anything... This guy is so courageous, he even blew up the school cesspit when he was in high school.

hehe...

I'm watching... Cui Caoyang was about to call this unreliable best man by his name, but he still couldn't.

Just call me Xiao Xu. The young man smiled.

I think Xiao Xu is pretty good, he looks very honest. Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly: Then what... Xiaoman, I took Xiao Xu away first?

good!

Yang Xiaoman nodded, watched Xu Mang sit in the back row, knocked lightly on the car window, and the car window fell down, at this time Xiaoman whispered to Xu Mang: Be honest... go to another place. Recklessly!

Do not worry!

I'm reliable! Xu Mang said with a smile.

moment,

The E-class Mercedes started, and Yang Xiaoman drifted away.

inside the car,

The atmosphere was quite awkward. Through the rearview mirror, Cui Caoyang saw Xu Mang tilting his head and admiring the scenery outside. For a while, he didn't know how to speak. He didn't know how to communicate with these strangers.

Xiao Xu?

ah?

Which high school are you from? Cui Caoyang asked.

I'm from Fuda...Xiaoman is also from Fuda. Xu Mang said with a smile: Cousin-in-law, you can't be deceived by Xiaoman's appearance, she is a female goblin, and her methods are cruel. Minutes to ruin someone else's fortune.

Cui Caoyang was stunned for a moment, barely heard what was said later, he just noticed that Xiao Xu in the back row turned out to be a student of Fuda University.

Are you a top student? !

Can!

Fuda?

Fuda is a pretty good school, a prestigious university! Cui Caoyang asked with a smile, Which major do you study?

The Department of Physics majored in theoretical physics, Xu Mang said.

physics?

I didn't expect Xiao Xu to be so good at science! Cui Caoyang was very satisfied, and said with a smile: By the way, there is a professor in your school named...Xu Mang, have you met him?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said awkwardly, I've seen it.

Oh... Cui Caoyang nodded, and didn't continue to ask. The reason why he mentioned Xu Mang was because he couldn't find a topic, and his heart gradually returned to worry from the original surprise, even though it was a prestigious university. , but... After all, I'm just a student.

The journey is not short,

But there are many red lights and they are very long, which directly leads to the continuous increase of time. Maybe people are unlucky. Cui Caoyang almost passed the green light every time, and then waited helplessly for 90 seconds.

at this time,

Cui Caoyang glanced at Xu Mang in the back row, and was not surprised to find that he had fallen asleep. It was actually quite normal for someone to fall asleep after sitting on the plane for so long.

for a long time,

Cui Caoyang came to his new home. At this time, the house was empty. His three younger brothers didn't live today. After all, they only needed to be accompanied by a best man, and this unfortunate best man was Xu Mang.

well?

Why is there no one? Xu Mang asked in a daze, Didn't you say there are three best men? Why... why are there just the two of us in the room?

If they don't come, it's just me and you today. Cui Caoyang said: A best man is fine.

I...

Alas... Xu Mang sighed, and reluctantly took out a set of mahjong tiles and two poker cards, and said with a melancholy face, I didn't take it for nothing.

The bored Xu Mang could only lie on the sofa, playing boring mobile games, and fell asleep while playing. This sleep lasted until 5:30 in the afternoon, and then he was woken up by Cui Caoyang, who took him to eat Had local delicacies.

Xiao Xu?

Don't you think it's dark? Cui Caoyang saw Xu Mang wearing polarized glasses, and asked curiously, Take off your glasses.

I want it too.

I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary commotion. Xu Mang said helplessly, My cousin-in-law will just let it go.

Cui Caoyang shut his mouth obediently. He found that Xiao Xu...Xiao Xu was a little strange. When he slept during the day, he also wore a hat and glasses. It seemed...his shame.

star?

It's not like a star either.

I came to a very famous local restaurant. The Huaiyang cuisine here is very famous in the local area. What Cui Caoyang ordered for Xu Mang were all famous Huaiyang dishes, such as stewed lion head, braised silver carp head, chicken sauce Boil dried silk and so on.

After eating,

After wandering around the night scene for a while, Xu Mang proposed to go back. He hated the night scene very much, because he was wearing polarizing glasses, so why couldn't he see it.

back home,

Xu Mang found three chairs and brought a trash can. He sat on the balcony and enjoyed the cool breeze while eating melon seeds. When he was thirsty, he took a sip of iced Coke. He sought a haven for his soul in this noisy city.

At this time,

Cui Caoyang noticed Xu Mang who was looking for the habitat of his soul. For some reason, in Cui Caoyang's eyes, he saw Xu Mang exuding a lazy temperament.

well...

The groomsmen...

It's too unreliable!

Cousin-in-law!

Bring me a can of Coke! Xu Mang shouted.

Cui Caoyang: 囧

this...

Feel like a servant!

moment,

Cui Caoyang brought Xu Mang a can of Coke, then found a chair, sat next to Xu Mang, with the cool breeze blowing, after tonight... I am no longer single, and I have to afford a The burden of the family.

I wonder if I can be a good husband? Or a father?

Are you eating? Xu Mang took out a handful of melon seeds, handed them to Cui Caoyang, and said sincerely, It's very fragrant.

...

No, it's easy to get angry. Cui Caoyang shook his head.

Xu Mang glanced at Cui Caoyang who was beside him. Seeing his sad expression at this moment, he thought he was worried that he would be ashamed tomorrow, so he couldn't help but smiled, and said calmly, Don't worry, cousin-in-law. Geography, there are many problems in the world that can stump me, if I can describe it in two words...the only word is genius!

Do not worry!

Watch my performance tomorrow and help you marry your cousin! Xu Mang said seriously.

However,

In front of Cui Caoyang's eyes, what he saw were two other words...

Free!

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