I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When Xu Mang returned home, his mother had already prepared some nutritious meals from the WeChat public articles. Xu Mang had reminded those public articles a long time ago that they were all lies, but he was scolded instead.

For this,

Xu Mang simply ignored it. Anyway, it seemed that he could eat it now, at least not those who swallowed it alive. If it really got to that point, he could only take forceful measures.

Of course, Xu Mang wouldn't just sit still. Whenever his mother forwarded some official account articles to him, his backhand was a report to dispel rumors. With his hard work these days, Xu Mang successfully removed six bad official accounts.

Mom...doesn't this seem to be salted? Xu Mang was in pain, it was too bland...

What do you know.

Your mother, I read the article. A person's daily salt intake is six to eight grams. Eating too much salt is not good for your health. Xu's mother said seriously: From now on, we will never put salt in our dishes!

Nima!

No salt... this dish just lost its soul!

Unable to survive his mother's nagging, Xu Mang silently ate a 'healthy' supper without salt. Originally, he wanted to activate his skills in cooking without salt, but after thinking about it, forget it... After all, this is a mother's love.

turn on computer,

Xu Mang sent Yang Xiaoman a WeChat message.

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: I will start the game right away...you add me, my name is 'Arsonist with Heart'

Bits of life: Why are your names so weird?

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: do you control it?

Bits of life: how? There is something wrong with your tone, do you have a problem with my old lady?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then silently turned off the phone screen.

soon,

The mobile phone received countless WeChat messages.

Xu Mang knew that Yang Xiaoman should explode at this moment...

online,

Received a friend request notification in-game.

The old lady is super fierce: Idiot, dare to ignore me?

Heart-to-heart arsonist: Don't make trouble, gang me up.

soon,

The two started to form a team to match, and within a minute, an exciting League of Legends began. During the process of choosing a character, Xu Mang acted first to avoid losing the upper hand.

Heart Arsonist: Mid laner, if you don’t give it, give it away!

Yang Xiaoman is crazy... This is the first time she has encountered such an unqualified player, no wonder his rank is so low, and he gives away his head every now and then, who can bear it.

In the silence of the crowd, Xu Mang got the mid laner position.

In the first round, Xu Mang was out of shape. He first sent a blood first, and then in the next five minutes, the middle lane was blown up. Facing the spray from his three teammates, Xu Mang just smiled faintly.

For him, winning or losing is not important, the important thing is to be happy.

The crystal exploded,

A big 'FAIL' was printed on the screen.

At this time,

Yang Xiaoman called.

Believe it or not, I will beat you to death tomorrow?! Yang Xiaoman growled, I am kind enough to accompany you to play games, but you actually make trouble for me?!

oops...

I'll do my best next time! Xu Mang smiled awkwardly.

However...

The second round begins, and a new nightmare arrives.

Heart Arsonist: Jungle, if you don't give it, give it away!

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman in front of the computer screen...

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

...

the next day,

Xu Mang came to the gate of the school cautiously, searched around, but found no sign of the violent airport, he couldn't help but let out a long breath, the blow to her yesterday was too great...

three,

Xu Mang gave away more than 70 heads. When he was about to open the fourth one, his account was blocked by the system. The reason was that he gave away heads maliciously.

Closed for a week.

Xu Mang was very sad about this, because he was so disheveled that he was mistaken by the game system as a malicious gift...

certainly,

There was another person who was even more sad, so sad that tears filled the Pacific Ocean, and she was Yang Xiaoman.

yesterday she cried...

Unlike Xu Mang, a Buddhist player like Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman has a strong sense of victory and defeat. For her, playing games is to win, as long as the process is happy... For her, it is farting. I am happy, but irritable when I lose.

soon,

Xu Mang met Yang Xiaoman, and when he saw the violent airport with a dark face, he knew that today he was going to suffer again.

Ahem!

Did you enjoy yesterday? Xu Mang asked.

...

I don't know you! Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he gave a fierce look, Don't talk to me!

The girl's anger came and went quickly. Within five minutes, Yang Xiaoman suddenly turned his head, stared at Xu Mang who was in a daze, and said, Don't play games with me in the future!

oh...

Xu Mang nodded, and said with a smile, Shall we play Landlords tonight? I'm super awesome!

roll!

...

With the last two exams left, Xu Mang completed five blank papers, thinking that the crisis was over and hope was coming, but what he saw surprised him.

The masters who finished the exam were all taciturn and read books by themselves; the students gathered together to keep warm and complain about each other;

only,

The number of scumbags after the entrance exam increased, and Su Rou was one of them.

Xu Mang didn't have a good impression of this fat man, and even felt disgusted, but seeing him in such a miserable state, Xu Mang's heart softened. In fact... he was also quite miserable.

Su Xiaoxiao worked very hard, even harder than some top academics, but... in most cases, the result of hard work was not success, but death penalty-like despair.

Xu Mang sighed...

Su Xiaoxiao,

It's not your fault, it's the twisted world that's at fault.

Glancing at Yang Xiaoman, Xu Mang was very helpless. The biggest difference between Yang Xiaoman and Sun Xiaoman was not that he was a master and a scumbag, but that one was born at the end and the other was born at the beginning, and both legs were broken.

Don't think it's unfair, because it's never been fair.

On the way to the canteen, Xu Mang heard some news.

In this entrance exam, the biggest similarity between liberal arts and science is mathematics. Almost everyone failed in mathematics, including those who were in the top ten of all high school students. Of course, violent airports were not included.

too difficult!

This question is simply insane... I don't think the college entrance examination is so difficult. Xueba A said.

No!

Scholar B: I heard that gold-medal teachers from Suzhou Province were invited to ask the questions. You also know...Suzhou Province's college entrance examination papers are notoriously difficult.

I don't know if I can still take the excellent exam... Xueba C sighed and said, Is it because we are too confident? This time we will encounter such a blow. I think I need to strengthen my math practice in the future. Otherwise, you will lose the face of the science class.

at this time,

Xu Mang leaned over. He didn't join in the atmosphere of the discussion, he was there to pretend.

Hey, three idiots!

Do you know Yang Xiaoman? Xu Mang said with contempt on his face, He got perfect marks in math this time!

...

...

...

Of course the three top students know Yang Xiaoman, who is the No. 1 in the whole year in the airborne, and just one monthly exam has proved his strength, but...what the hell does this have to do with you?

I know you!

You are Xu Mang. Xueba A smiled, with a slightly frivolous tone: It's not your turn to point fingers in our circle, please pay attention to your identity next time!

Especially in mathematics.

Hahaha~

words fall,

It caused the other two to laugh.

Seeing the backs of the three leaving, Xu Mang silently bought Yang Xiaoman's favorite croissant. Unlike the crowds of students around him, he went to the classroom alone.

These three people seem to be...

Are you from Class Six?

There's one good day student...uh...then arrange it!

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